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Holmes: hey
davepoobond: hi
Holmes: thats just plain wrong
davepoobond: what is
Holmes: i type three letters, "hey" and you only type 2 "hi" wtf is that!!!!!
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: hellomporoo
Holmes: good
Holmes: but not god enough for me
Holmes: good*...
davepoobond: well its gonna hafta do
Holmes: them's fightin words
davepoobond: when i got into my hotmail account
davepoobond: i had 254 junk mails
Holmes: lmao
Holmes: holy shit
davepoobond: thats from 2 days of not checking every hour
davepoobond: every hour i get maybe 50 mails
Holmes: i don't know whether to laugh or cry
davepoobond: and i got a couple of dictionary submissions from this guy that
just copied and pasted everything that was on the submit page
davepoobond: what a loser
Holmes: yeah
davepoobond: beef - whats for dinner?
davepoobond: dun dun dun
Holmes: um isn't that a rhetorical question......
Holmes: if i only knew what rhetorical meant
davepoobond: lol
Holmes: i'm like dead tired, like a zombie
davepoobond: thats my life
Holmes: i feel your pain
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