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Holmes: it's time for the talk...the birds and the theorys...
Fire: ((brb))
Holmes: ((k))
Holmes: we could go into the birds and the bee's but for right now we'll
just do the birds and the
Holmes: theorys...
Fire: ((back))
Holmes: a "bird" is a crazy person and a theory is an idea...see when a "bird"
loves a theory, they
Fire: Bees?
Holmes: ((wb))
Fire: Ah just get on wit it
Fire: ((::lagging really really bad::))
Holmes: have to prove there love...
Holmes: ((ugh i hate lag))
Holmes: so the bird proposes to the theory and they get married and have
lotsa crazy theories
Holmes: together and they live happily and crazily ever after
Fire: ahhhhhhh
Fire: ::is very confused but doesnt show it::
Holmes: don't worry, you'll grow up to be just like me...
Fire: ::drops over,fainting::
Holmes: ...dangit that ALWAYS happens...
Holmes: ::grabs a bucket of worms and tosses it onto him::
Holmes: ::looks back at the bucket of water he was suppose to throw on him
and realizes he made a
Holmes: mistake::
Fire: Gah!::holds his hands out and blasts the worms::
Holmes: gee how did...those get there,...
Holmes: heh...heh...
SuperMike0190: ((what do u do here>is it a supermarket?)
Holmes: ::looks around nervously::
Holmes: ((yes))
Fire: I wont be like you,your not Saiyajin
Holmes: true...
Fire: :swings his tail around::
Holmes: did i ever tell you about the little engine that could story?
Fire: ::shakes his head no::
Holmes: there once was a little engine that could and he was chugging through
the forest and even
Holmes: chugging in the bar...
Holmes: well anyways he once needed to climb up a hill
Holmes: but he was on the paxil pill that prevents you from having social
anxiety disorder
Holmes: and that made him dizzy considering he was drinking alcohol and taking
medicine and drugs are BAD
Holmes: and he was all weary about life and the engineer was like: "You Mother
Fuckin engine, move
Holmes: your lazy ass over that hill or i'm going to Pawn you at the pawn
shop!" and the engine was
Holmes: like: "Whatever dumbass" and so he tried to pull himself up that
hill
Holmes: but he just couldn't do it...
Holmes: he kept saying I think I can I think I can but STILL no, until the
constructor told him that
Holmes: there was alcohol on the top of the hill, thats when the engine ZOOMED
up the hill...
Holmes: so remeber, when your down in the dumps, just think of alcohol...oh
yeah and don't do drugs
Holmes: the end
Holmes: did you learn your lesson little boy?
Fire: ::had got his gameboy out in the meantime and started playing pokemon::
Fire: huh?what were you saying?
Holmes: what is this Pokemon? sounds like a Gay jamacan porno movie...
Holmes: never mind...
Fire: jamacan?
Holmes: you know, those guys who talk all funny and say Mon a lot
Holmes: like Yo Mon or chill out mon
Holmes: or even Poke a mon...
Fire: oh........uh.....Ive only been to chikyuu-sei a couple times
Holmes: when i was your age i had to walk 15 miles to china and then walk
back
Holmes: while these days you just get to go places
Fire: Yeah,I can just shunken-eido
Holmes: don't talk to me in that lingo boy, i don't want you talkin about
my momma
Fire: I can talk about your momma all I want to
Holmes: well you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to spank you with cheese
Fire: Ill lay the smackdown on you!
Holmes: you young whipper snapper you wouldn't touch an elderly citizen
Fire: Wanna bet,and Ill do it in my Oozaru form so I cant control mysef
Holmes: your lucky i don't have my fighting teeth and legs on, or i would
get elderly on your ass
Fire: ((how old is he?))
Holmes: ((18 he's just being idiotic))
Holmes: so sonny did i ever tell you about how i had to walk 15 miles to
my bathroom
Fire: No!!!!
Fire: erck....no
Holmes: well see this one time...
Holmes: i really had to go and dad was like piss in your pants cause we don't
have enough water to
Holmes: flush the toilet
Holmes: infact the toilet was our bathtub, computer and our lunch table
Holmes: the end
Holmes: did you learn a lesson from that story, sonny?
Fire: Never eat,pee,and type in your toilet
Holmes: hey just because you got all this high tech mumbo jumbo doesn't mean
you can't use the old
Holmes: way of doing things
Holmes: my toilet is my computer, wanna se?
Fire: ((Ok,I might get kicked off,and I wont be coming back,so hope my printer
works))
Fire: No,not really
Fire: ((wish me luck!))
Holmes: ((luck))
Fire: ((good luck!))
Holmes: ((good luck!))
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