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KungPowJuggalo [11:39 PM]: oof!
KungPowJuggalo [11:39 PM]: i hit my head
Holmes [11:39 PM]: HEY it's you!
Holmes [11:39 PM]: hjahahahahhahahah
Holmes [11:39 PM]: zhhsahahahahahhah
Holmes [11:39 PM]: jdshkzxzdl/zl;dsjldsdsah;
KungPowJuggalo [11:39 PM]: mwah!
KungPowJuggalo [11:39 PM]: oof! nyargh! i hit my knee on the dashboard
KungPowJuggalo [11:39 PM]: i dunno what a dashboard is, bit i hit my knee
on it =/
Holmes [11:40 PM]: i hit my head on the pool table when i was playing internet
pool
KungPowJuggalo [11:40 PM]: well i chocked on a chess piece while playing
internet chess
Holmes [11:40 PM]: well i got an erection while loking at internet porn
Holmes [11:40 PM]: oops
Holmes [11:40 PM]: wrong IM
Holmes [11:41 PM]: i thought i was talking to my mom
KungPowJuggalo [11:41 PM]: wew! good
Holmes [11:44 PM]: anyways
Holmes [11:44 PM]: whats up
KungPowJuggalo [11:44 PM]: do you holmes dance
Holmes [11:44 PM]: yes
Holmes [11:44 PM]: when i'm happy
KungPowJuggalo [11:44 PM]: !!!!!
KungPowJuggalo [11:44 PM]: i made that up
KungPowJuggalo [11:44 PM]: i did the first holmes dance
KungPowJuggalo [11:44 PM]: in the 60's
KungPowJuggalo [11:44 PM]: it goes like this:
KungPowJuggalo [11:44 PM]: *does the holmes dance*
KungPowJuggalo [11:44 PM]: see
Holmes [11:45 PM]: you copied me
KungPowJuggalo [11:45 PM]: notice how i maneuver my waist and wink at the
end?
KungPowJuggalo [11:45 PM]: that is the real way
Holmes [11:45 PM]: i did mine in the 40's it goes like this *does the HOLMES
dance*
KungPowJuggalo [11:46 PM]: well, i had a diffrent dance before you were born
and it goes like this: *does da holmes groove*
Holmes [11:46 PM]: Thats copywrited by sherlock holmes!
Holmes [11:46 PM]: he'll sue you!
KungPowJuggalo [11:46 PM]: well... mr. sherlock wasnt born before the 40s
Holmes [11:47 PM]: how do you know
KungPowJuggalo [11:47 PM]: because i read the books
Holmes [11:47 PM]: and did i say 40's? i mean 1740's
Holmes [11:47 PM]: is when
Holmes [11:47 PM]: i created
KungPowJuggalo [11:47 PM]: i have the WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE wangdoodle!
Holmes [11:47 PM]: the dance
KungPowJuggalo [11:47 PM]: no
KungPowJuggalo [11:47 PM]: i meant 1540
KungPowJuggalo [11:47 PM]: so, sorry
Holmes [11:47 PM]: of i mean 40
Holmes [11:47 PM]: BC
Holmes [11:47 PM]: SO HA
Holmes [11:48 PM]:
4000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
BC
Holmes [11:48 PM]: HAHHAHA
KungPowJuggalo [11:48 PM]:
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999x
infitite BC
Holmes [11:48 PM]: uh ok
Holmes [11:48 PM]: anywas
KungPowJuggalo [11:49 PM]: poppycocks taste good
KungPowJuggalo [11:49 PM]: cock from a poppy
Holmes [11:49 PM]: too bad daves not around we coulda sent him this IM
KungPowJuggalo [11:49 PM]: yeah :-/
KungPowJuggalo [11:49 PM]: when will he be back?
Holmes [11:50 PM]: how do i know? i cant telegraph him...jeeze you sound
like your in love with him
KungPowJuggalo [11:51 PM]: how do you know im not.........
KungPowJuggalo [11:51 PM]: =-o
Holmes [11:51 PM]: :-X
KungPowJuggalo [11:51 PM]: :-*
Holmes [11:51 PM]: =-O
Holmes [11:51 PM]: :-X
Holmes [11:51 PM]: >:o
KungPowJuggalo [11:51 PM]: sorry
Holmes [11:52 PM]: my door doesn't swing that way
KungPowJuggalo [11:52 PM]: smilys are oraterd
Holmes [11:53 PM]: yeah
Holmes [11:53 PM]: whatever
Holmes [11:54 PM]: when i grow up and my IQ ends up dieing, i want to grow
up to be just like dave
KungPowJuggalo [11:54 PM]: no
KungPowJuggalo [11:54 PM]: i called it first
KungPowJuggalo [11:55 PM]: i hate ICQ
Holmes [11:55 PM]: fine
KungPowJuggalo [11:55 PM]: it sucks
KungPowJuggalo [11:55 PM]: AND
KungPowJuggalo [11:55 PM]: i get to be Nose
Holmes [11:55 PM]: uh
KungPowJuggalo [11:55 PM]: Elmo
KungPowJuggalo [11:55 PM]: stimpy
KungPowJuggalo [11:55 PM]: atc
KungPowJuggalo [11:55 PM]: atc
KungPowJuggalo [11:55 PM]: etc*
KungPowJuggalo [11:55 PM]: etc*
Holmes [11:55 PM]: damn dude you better be kidding, thos guys are wierd
KungPowJuggalo [11:55 PM]: i know that
KungPowJuggalo [11:55 PM]: BUT
KungPowJuggalo [11:55 PM]: i repeat.........
KungPowJuggalo [11:55 PM]: BUT!
KungPowJuggalo [11:55 PM]: they have sex with dave
KungPowJuggalo [11:55 PM]: which gives me a bonus
Holmes [11:56 PM]: and you want in on the orgy?
KungPowJuggalo [11:56 PM]: and makes them cool
KungPowJuggalo [11:56 PM]: no
KungPowJuggalo [11:56 PM]: only me and dave
Holmes [11:56 PM]: dave is your god?
Holmes [11:56 PM]: WHAT A COINCDENCE! he is my god!
KungPowJuggalo [11:56 PM]: backwards
Holmes [11:56 PM]: heh
Holmes [11:56 PM]: dog
KungPowJuggalo [11:56 PM]: yes
KungPowJuggalo [11:56 PM]: he is my bitch
Holmes [11:56 PM]: well he's my god
Holmes [11:56 PM]: so FUCK OFF
KungPowJuggalo [11:56 PM]: *slaps dave*
KungPowJuggalo [11:57 PM]: HE IS MY BITCH
Holmes [11:57 PM]: yh yeah fine you can have him
Holmes [11:57 PM]: i don't want him
Holmes [11:57 PM]: he's a lowdown good for nothing
KungPowJuggalo [11:57 PM]: soooooooooo
KungPowJuggalo [11:57 PM]: he is an assvirgin
Holmes [11:58 PM]: and you want to pop that cherry?
KungPowJuggalo [11:58 PM]: i want to pop his rectum
Holmes [11:58 PM]: eww
Holmes [11:58 PM]: <--getting mental images
KungPowJuggalo [11:59 PM]: :)
Holmes [11:59 PM]: don['t make a smiley face!
Holmes [11:59 PM]: it just makes the images worse!
Holmes [12:00 AM]: OMG what if your bitch...i mean dave...comes back?
KungPowJuggalo [12:00 AM]: he is back\
KungPowJuggalo [12:00 AM]: door
Holmes [12:00 AM]: he is back?
Holmes [12:00 AM]: relaly?
Holmes [12:00 AM]: really
Holmes [12:00 AM]: door?
Holmes [12:00 AM]: WHAT
Holmes [12:00 AM]: HEY!
Holmes [12:01 AM]: I'M TALKING TO YOU
KungPowJuggalo [12:01 AM]: sorry
Holmes [12:01 AM]: hey if dave never comes back, it's no skin off my back
KungPowJuggalo [12:01 AM]: dave came all up in my lip
Holmes [12:01 AM]: thats nasty in more ways then i can count
Holmes [12:02 AM]: i'm going to go throw up now
KungPowJuggalo [12:02 AM]: :)
KungPowJuggalo [12:02 AM]: join the fun
Holmes [12:02 AM]: no thats ok
Holmes [12:02 AM]: i perfer the female type
KungPowJuggalo [12:02 AM]: Nose is letting dave and i stretch out all the
nostrils in his body
KungPowJuggalo [12:02 AM]: .......with our penises
Holmes [12:03 AM]: what if i shot dave would you stop saying nasty shit!!!!!
KungPowJuggalo [12:03 AM]:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
KungPowJuggalo [12:03 AM]: that's a ponder!
Holmes [12:04 AM]: what if i gave you a blow up doll with a 294 incher, would
you shut up about dave then...oh and of course i shot him
KungPowJuggalo [12:04 AM]: ok
Holmes [12:04 AM]: good
Holmes [12:05 AM]: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
KungPowJuggalo [12:05 AM]: ok
KungPowJuggalo [12:05 AM]: brb
KungPowJuggalo [12:05 AM]: okay back
KungPowJuggalo [12:05 AM]: i had to wipe david's ass
KungPowJuggalo [12:05 AM]: (he has no wrist or hands)
KungPowJuggalo [12:05 AM]: he just punds on the keyboard
KungPowJuggalo [12:06 AM]: and has his mother and/or sister delete the propper
letters
Holmes [12:06 AM]: uh huh
Holmes [12:06 AM]: well
Holmes [12:06 AM]: to tell a lie
Holmes [12:06 AM]: i mean
Holmes [12:06 AM]: the truth
Holmes [12:06 AM]: i put a virus on daves computer and in his brain
Holmes [12:06 AM]: it's the heterosexual virus
Holmes [12:06 AM]: so
Holmes [12:06 AM]: he's
Holmes [12:06 AM]: not
Holmes [12:06 AM]: gay
Holmes [12:07 AM]: anymore
KungPowJuggalo [12:07 AM]: well
KungPowJuggalo [12:07 AM]: i just hacked it outa him
Holmes [12:07 AM]: through the backdoor?
Holmes [12:07 AM]: damn i knew i shoulda plugged it up!
KungPowJuggalo [12:08 AM]: :)
KungPowJuggalo [12:08 AM]: use a cork skrew
Holmes [12:10 AM]: anyways
KungPowJuggalo [12:10 AM]: hmm
Holmes [12:10 AM]: no more dave,i'm sick of dave
KungPowJuggalo [12:10 AM]: why
Holmes [12:10 AM]: just am
KungPowJuggalo [12:10 AM]: lol
Holmes [12:11 AM]: before he got disconnected he always was iming me and
shit
Holmes [12:11 AM]: it was ok but then it just got ridiculous
Holmes [12:13 AM]: so i stopped talking to him for a while
KungPowJuggalo [12:13 AM]: lol
KungPowJuggalo [12:13 AM]: what did he say to you
KungPowJuggalo [12:13 AM]: in the IMs
Holmes [12:13 AM]: always tried to start a stupid IM
Holmes [12:14 AM]: even when i wanted to talk seriously
Holmes [12:14 AM]: like about movies and stuff
Holmes [12:14 AM]: he stopped after a while though
Holmes [12:14 AM]: thats when he told me his mom was ready to take away his
mouseball for a good while
KungPowJuggalo [12:14 AM]: oh
KungPowJuggalo [12:15 AM]: try to remember why she did
KungPowJuggalo [12:15 AM]: think HARD
Holmes [12:15 AM]: hell if i remebered, i would tell you but i seriously
don't
KungPowJuggalo [12:15 AM]: oh
KungPowJuggalo [12:15 AM]: any thing about school?
KungPowJuggalo [12:15 AM]: being on too much
Holmes [12:15 AM]: um i duno
Holmes [12:16 AM]: probablly that if anything
Holmes [12:16 AM]: being on too much
KungPowJuggalo [12:16 AM]: yeah
KungPowJuggalo [12:16 AM]: then why didnt the dumbass just get off the comp
and settle it out
Holmes [12:17 AM]: i'm not at daves house so i wouldn't know
KungPowJuggalo [12:17 AM]: go on AIM
Holmes [12:17 AM]: i cant the last time my bro caught me
Holmes [12:17 AM]: he uses aim
Holmes [12:17 AM]: not me
KungPowJuggalo [12:17 AM]: oh
KungPowJuggalo [12:17 AM]: why cant u use it?
Holmes [12:18 AM]: because it's HIS
KungPowJuggalo [12:18 AM]: LOL
Holmes [12:18 AM]: anyways enough about squackle and dave, i almost forgot
about it till you mentioned it
KungPowJuggalo [12:18 AM]: lol
KungPowJuggalo [12:18 AM]: asl
Holmes [12:18 AM]: 17/m/connecticut
KungPowJuggalo [12:19 AM]: oh
Holmes [12:19 AM]: what
KungPowJuggalo [12:19 AM]: your bro's asl
Holmes [12:19 AM]: 20
KungPowJuggalo [12:19 AM]: lol
Holmes [12:21 AM]: well i gotta go...forget about dave, he;s just a regular
joe schmoe!!!!!!!!!
KungPowJuggalo [12:22 AM]: lol
KungPowJuggalo [12:22 AM]: later
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