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Victim: Holmes
Santa: HO HO HO
Holmes: OH MY GOD! IT'S SANTA! I WANT SOME PASTE AND A CUP OF PENNIES FOR
CHRISTMAS
Santa: No youve been baddd!
Holmes: but...but...but...that old lady DESERVED to be smacked and spanked...and
that little baby didn't deserve that candy, he didn't ADMIRE it as much as
i did
Santa: You aint gettin shit!
Santa: Just kidding! ^_^
Santa: ::gives him shit::
Holmes: ::takes it:: i love you santa ::hugs him::
Santa: ::feels loved:: Yup, this is the best part of the job =)
Holmes: i was lieing...i didn't get shit for nothing! ::pulls down his pants
and yanks on his beard::
Santa: You naughty boy!
Santa: Get him elves!!
Santa: ::a buncha elves jump on him gnawing and biting::
Holmes: No! Don't send Miketyson the elve on me! HE bit my EAR last time
::runs in circles trying to advoid the elves::
Santa: BITE HIS BUM MIKETYSON!!
Santa: SHOW NO MERCY!!! MUOHOHOHOHOHO
Holmes: ::gets bit in the bum:: My BUM! My Bum! My Bum is on the ELF!
Santa: ::all the evles fart in his general direction::
Santa: *fart**fart**fart**fart**fart**fart*
Holmes: ::grabs his chest:: it's all over...i'm going to that big rectum
in the sky...good bye stinky world, i've been brown faced with farts ::falls
over::
Santa: HOHO! Feel the jollyness of my gas!!!
Santa: ::lays a ferociously jolly fart::
Santa: ::a little TOO jolly::
Holmes: it's...too...jolly...we're...loosing oxygen...fast...captain...save
us...we're...we're...
Holmes: downloading napster...
Santa: Ok, my work here is done. ::hops in his sleigh and flies off::
Holmes: ::flips the finger:: HO HO this FAT BOY
Santa: I'll be back next year, with more elves and beans too!!!!
Holmes: I'll be wearing my GAS MASK MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::cough::
::cough:: uh...oh yeah...MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
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