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Victim: uh...
Squall: shirlock holmes
Holmes: if i was really sherlock holmes i'd atleast know how to spell my
name, dummy
Squall: well you know the e and the i are right across from each other?
Holmes: good for the E and the I, want me to throw a party for them?
Squall: umm no i think theve had enough exitment for one night i think
Holmes: wimps....
Holmes: i think there stupid
Squall: umm are you ok or just not
Holmes: i'm crazy, jeeze can't you tell?
Squall: my grandma is half iridh and my grandpa is half lesbian that makes
me quarter lesbian
Squall: irish*
Holmes: wow thanks for the info, incase i'm ever on jepardy and they ask:
This person is a quarter Lesbian, I'll proudly say: Who is Squall?
Squall: that would be me in a tree or would that be in a nut shell
Holmes: be me tree be rhyme
Squall: ohh well who let you out of the zoo
Holmes: the Lions, they said i was getting too annoying and they booted me
out. They also said I lived like an animal and I didn't clean after myself
Squall: }:)
Squall: and yes that is a unibrow i think or a giant stye in my eye
Holmes: wow thats so cool
Holmes: Not i'mm cooler then you and no it isn't true
Squall: so actually im cooler than you
Squall: i feel contagious
Holmes: no see i'm 10% Ghetto, 20% Eminem, 30% Crazy, 15% Cheese Stick, 5%
Lesbian Trapped in a mans body and 25% FREA-KAY
Holmes: wait thats a 105
Squall: cant you count you egotistical freak with 9 fingers
Holmes: yeah i can count, 1 2 3...3....3........3....uh umm....3 2 1 there
i counted...
Squall: ohh really i dont consider that counting but whater your mom wants
to teach you is ok with me
Holmes: i'll wrestle you
Squall: ill embestle you
Holmes: i'll make you brush your teeth with crest....le...
Squall: le ?? is that like bruce cause if so i might need some super strength
juice
Squall: well i gtg
Squall: joe shmoe
Holmes: don't let the cyber door cyberly bonk your cyber ass on the cyber
way out, cyberly
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