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Victim: fajita bum's friend or davepoobond, dont know
(note: most of this probably wasnt even the guy who is fajita bum,
just his friend)
davepoobond: boo!!!!
davepoobond: mwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhahaha
fajita bum's friend: u smell like shit u shit face
davepoobond: yes, i do, dont i
fajita bum's friend: yes
davepoobond: i think, that the pee dress i have on, goes quite well with
my face, dont u think?
fajita bum's friend: no u faggot
davepoobond: no!?
davepoobond: how dare youy
davepoobond: you
davepoobond: how DARE you
fajita bum's friend: no
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: booger brains
fajita bum's friend: fag
davepoobond: .....................................................poo face
fajita bum's friend: fag
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: gaf
fajita bum's friend: fag
davepoobond: gaf
fajita bum's friend: faggot
davepoobond: toggaf
fajita bum's friend: queer
davepoobond: reeuq
fajita bum's friend: poop
davepoobond: poop
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++
davepoobond: pie!
fajita bum's friend: dave is a gay asshole who sucks his own goozak
davepoobond: oh
fajita bum's friend: yea u heard me
fajita bum's friend: goozak
davepoobond: i hate to be that dave guy
fajita bum's friend: u r
davepoobond: dave........weaver?
fajita bum's friend: no
fajita bum's friend: u
davepoobond: on u
fajita bum's friend: dave the fag
davepoobond: gaf the evad!
fajita bum's friend: i hate dave he sucks and if he ever comes near me i
will kill him with my .45
fajita bum's friend: meaning u
davepoobond: cool
fajita bum's friend: ffkgkjfdfg
davepoobond: asdfjsfskj
fajita bum's friend: agfdafdga
meanwhile at the same time, on AIM
davepoobond<!-- (6:17:48 PM)-->: hey fag
davepoobond<!-- (6:18:02 PM)-->: whats up dick pie face shit man
davepoobond<!-- (6:18:16 PM)-->: down in the dumps?
davepoobond<!-- (6:18:20 PM)-->: dont got anything to hump?
davepoobond<!-- (6:18:28 PM)-->: then jump up and down on your neighbor!
davepoobond<!-- (6:18:38 PM)-->: its lots of fun, especially with golfing
shoes!
davepoobond<!-- (6:18:49 PM)-->: wooo! woo! woo!
davepoobond<!-- (6:18:50 PM)-->: woo
davepoobond<!-- (6:18:52 PM)-->: woo
davepoobond<!-- (6:18:53 PM)-->: woo
davepoobond<!-- (6:18:54 PM)-->: woo
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:18:55 PM)-->: i like cheese
davepoobond<!-- (6:18:58 PM)-->: i like pudding
davepoobond<!-- (6:19:21 PM)-->: pop poop!
davepoobond<!-- (6:19:24 PM)-->: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwheeeeeee
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:20:03 PM)-->: poopies taste like a fresh
mountain spring that has just been pooped in
davepoobond<!-- (6:20:11 PM)-->: ah, yes
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:20:18 PM)-->: yea
davepoobond<!-- (6:20:19 PM)-->: especially when u toss it around in
a bag
davepoobond<!-- (6:20:25 PM)-->: and then put it in your hair
davepoobond<!-- (6:20:28 PM)-->: and use it as shampoo
davepoobond<!-- (6:20:30 PM)-->: get it!?!
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:20:34 PM)-->: no
davepoobond<!-- (6:20:36 PM)-->: shamPOOOO
davepoobond<!-- (6:20:42 PM)-->: poo
davepoobond<!-- (6:20:42 PM)-->: poo
davepoobond<!-- (6:20:43 PM)-->: poo
davepoobond<!-- (6:20:43 PM)-->: poo
davepoobond<!-- (6:20:43 PM)-->: poo
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:20:57 PM)-->:
shampooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopies
davepoobond<!-- (6:21:04 PM)-->: no
davepoobond<!-- (6:21:07 PM)-->: your wrong
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:21:09 PM)-->: yes
davepoobond<!-- (6:21:11 PM)-->: i know u
davepoobond<!-- (6:21:12 PM)-->: are
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:21:13 PM)-->: im right
davepoobond<!-- (6:21:15 PM)-->: no
davepoobond<!-- (6:21:17 PM)-->: your left
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:21:21 PM)-->: yes
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:21:27 PM)-->: i am middle
davepoobond<!-- (6:21:32 PM)-->: no
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:21:36 PM)-->: yes
davepoobond<!-- (6:21:36 PM)-->: you are upside down
davepoobond<!-- (6:21:47 PM)-->: rolling around in your own dooooodooooo
davepoobond<!-- (6:21:53 PM)-->:
ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddoooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddoooooooooooooooooo
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:21:59 PM)-->: no im right side left
davepoobond<!-- (6:22:07 PM)-->: no
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:22:07 PM)-->: doodies poopies
davepoobond<!-- (6:22:08 PM)-->: no
davepoobond<!-- (6:22:08 PM)-->: no
davepoobond<!-- (6:22:09 PM)-->: no
davepoobond<!-- (6:22:12 PM)-->: your wrong!
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:22:20 PM)-->: yes
yes
yesyesyesyes
davepoobond<!-- (6:22:26 PM)-->: nonononononononononononono
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:23:04 PM)-->: yea
davepoobond<!-- (6:23:24 PM)-->: no
davepoobond<!-- (6:23:30 PM)-->: your unsure of yourself
davepoobond<!-- (6:23:35 PM)-->: you dont know squiddly pie!
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:23:42 PM)-->: im sure of himself
davepoobond<!-- (6:23:49 PM)-->: no your not
davepoobond<!-- (6:23:54 PM)-->: your sure of a butt!
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:23:55 PM)-->: yes im not
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:24:04 PM)-->: who is this
davepoobond<!-- (6:24:22 PM)-->: nyahnyahnyahnyahnyahnyah
davepoobond<!-- (6:24:35 PM)-->: you peed in your pants!
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:24:35 PM)-->: is this brian
davepoobond<!-- (6:24:40 PM)-->: i can smell it from heeeeeere
davepoobond<!-- (6:24:54 PM)-->: nooooooo
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:24:55 PM)-->: oh yea well i peed in ur pants
too
davepoobond<!-- (6:24:58 PM)-->: no
davepoobond<!-- (6:24:58 PM)-->: no
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:24:59 PM)-->: so hahahahahhahahaha
davepoobond<!-- (6:24:59 PM)-->: no
davepoobond<!-- (6:25:02 PM)-->: you cant do that
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:25:07 PM)-->: yes
yes
yes
davepoobond<!-- (6:25:10 PM)-->: you were at the cheeseeeeeeeeee shop
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:25:11 PM)-->: i can
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:25:15 PM)-->: mayb u cant
davepoobond<!-- (6:25:15 PM)-->: with a dead parrot!
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:25:47 PM)-->: no it was a cannerie
davepoobond<!-- (6:25:57 PM)-->: no, i'm ceartain it was a parrot
davepoobond<!-- (6:26:04 PM)-->: it was saying, "fuck you fuck you"
before it die
davepoobond<!-- (6:26:24 PM)-->: what were you doing with the poor
parrot
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:26:44 PM)-->: IT WAS A CANNERIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond<!-- (6:26:57 PM)-->: NOOO
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:26:58 PM)-->: UUUUUUUUUUUU DOOOOOON'T
UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:27:05 PM)-->: YES
davepoobond<!-- (6:27:08 PM)-->: YOU FUCKED A PARROT AND KILLED IT
AT A CHEESE SHOP, YOU SICK BASTARD
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:27:10 PM)-->: i do
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:27:25 PM)-->: u dont understand i dont not
understand
davepoobond<!-- (6:27:33 PM)-->: thats good
davepoobond<!-- (6:27:35 PM)-->: that means you suck
davepoobond<!-- (6:27:50 PM)-->: you suck on pissed on peaaaaaaaassssssssss
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:27:55 PM)-->: nope
wronggy poo
davepoobond<!-- (6:28:05 PM)-->: you know i'm right
davepoobond<!-- (6:28:14 PM)-->: you 25 second farter
davepoobond<!-- (6:28:30 PM)-->:
:-(;-):-P:-(;-):-P:-(;-)=-O:-(;-)=-O:-P:-*;-):-P:-*;-):-P=-O:-*:-(;-):-P:-D
davepoobond<!-- (6:28:53 PM)-->: :-!
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:29:02 PM)-->: squackle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond<!-- (6:29:03 PM)-->: davepoobond<!-- (6:28:53 PM)-->:
:-!
davepoobond<!-- (6:29:04 PM)-->: davepoobond<!-- (6:28:53 PM)-->:
:-!
davepoobond<!-- (6:29:14 PM)-->: davepoobond<!-- (6:29:03 PM)-->:
davepoobond<!-- (6:28:53 PM)-->: :-!
davepoobond<!-- (6:29:04 PM)-->: davepoobond<!-- (6:28:53 PM)-->:
:-!
davepoobond<!-- (6:29:43 PM)-->: pshwagagagagillge
davepoobond<!-- (6:30:02 PM)-->: u suck
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:30:08 PM)-->: hello brian
davepoobond<!-- (6:30:25 PM)-->: i'm not brian
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:30:32 PM)-->: yes u r
davepoobond<!-- (6:30:32 PM)-->: i'm davepoobond
davepoobond<!-- (6:30:41 PM)-->: brian is the gayest name in the world!
why would i have that name!?
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:30:54 PM)-->: cause u do
davepoobond<!-- (6:30:57 PM)-->: if i had that name, i would change
it as soon as i knew
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:31:34 PM)-->: but u have it now and u will
always have it
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:32:00 PM)-->: cause i say poo poo on u too
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:32:06 PM)-->: so ha
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:32:08 PM)-->: ha
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:32:11 PM)-->: ha
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:32:13 PM)-->: ha
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:32:15 PM)-->: ha
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:32:16 PM)-->: ha
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:32:18 PM)-->: ha
davepoobond<!-- (6:32:31 PM)-->: ...............................no
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:32:45 PM)-->:
yes............................................................................................................................................................................
davepoobond<!-- (6:33:00 PM)-->: boy, you smeeeeellllllll
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:33:09 PM)-->: so i dont care
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:33:38 PM)-->: guess who i am
davepoobond<!-- (6:33:42 PM)-->: did you check your insides lately?
theres a nasty virus from vietnam that a lot of piss builds up in your body
and then you suddenly EXPLODE!!!!!!!
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:33:43 PM)-->: my name
davepoobond<!-- (6:33:57 PM)-->: i dont have to guess
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:34:10 PM)-->: k then who am i
davepoobond<!-- (6:34:19 PM)-->: you cant make me guess
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:34:31 PM)-->: yes thats what im doin right
now
davepoobond<!-- (6:34:35 PM)-->: you would think i would say "fajita
bum"
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:34:38 PM)-->: stupid face
davepoobond<!-- (6:34:39 PM)-->: but its not!
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:34:42 PM)-->: nope
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:34:46 PM)-->: hahahahahahahaha
davepoobond<!-- (6:34:55 PM)-->: cuz its a guy named "fuck me up the
ass, i'm a gay bitch"
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:34:56 PM)-->: ur right
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:35:08 PM)-->: no
davepoobond<!-- (6:35:10 PM)-->: yes!
davepoobond<!-- (6:35:12 PM)-->: you said i was!
davepoobond<!-- (6:35:22 PM)-->: you are fuck me up the ass, i'm a
gay bitch
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:35:32 PM)-->: im fajita bums friend but
u dont know my name
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:35:37 PM)-->: hahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha
davepoobond<!-- (6:35:39 PM)-->: how would you know
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:35:51 PM)-->: cause i dp
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:36:06 PM)-->: do
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:36:11 PM)-->: *
davepoobond<!-- (6:36:37 PM)-->: nooooo
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:36:53 PM)-->: guess my name
davepoobond<!-- (6:36:55 PM)-->: u r a big piece of poop from under
the bed, arent you
davepoobond<!-- (6:37:16 PM)-->: you took over the house with your
other poopy friends from the toilet
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:37:28 PM)-->: nope
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:37:36 PM)-->: close though
davepoobond<!-- (6:37:43 PM)-->: hmm
davepoobond<!-- (6:37:45 PM)-->: i know!
davepoobond<!-- (6:37:57 PM)-->: YOURE AN INFESTED CHEEESE MAN FROM
URANUS
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:38:09 PM)-->: no not even close
davepoobond<!-- (6:38:20 PM)-->: ........are you a box of pudding?
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:38:32 PM)-->: hmmmmmmmm i dont know mayb
davepoobond<!-- (6:38:50 PM)-->: you're a socially active grizzly bear
named "poof!"
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:39:01 PM)-->: sumtimes
davepoobond<!-- (6:39:16 PM)-->: you're a piece of pie?
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:39:23 PM)-->: no
davepoobond<!-- (6:39:48 PM)-->: brb, gotta go to the little buffalo's
room
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:40:00 PM)-->: no
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:40:07 PM)-->: just p ur pants
davepoobond<!-- (6:40:48 PM)-->: i didnt need to pee
davepoobond<!-- (6:40:56 PM)-->: i twisted my leg, and the wrench was
in there
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:41:01 PM)-->: fajita bum says ur name is
brian beer or sumthing like that
davepoobond<!-- (6:41:15 PM)-->: thats right, you caught me!
davepoobond<!-- (6:41:23 PM)-->: fajita bum, you bastard!
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:41:28 PM)-->: i told u
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:41:36 PM)-->: hahahahahahahahahhahahaha
davepoobond<!-- (6:41:38 PM)-->: u told me what
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:41:48 PM)-->: that ur name wus brian
davepoobond<!-- (6:41:51 PM)-->: ............who
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:42:07 PM)-->: nevermind
davepoobond<!-- (6:42:10 PM)-->: what are you talking about
davepoobond<!-- (6:42:22 PM)-->: yeah, you better never mind!
fajita bum's friend<!-- (6:45:11 PM)-->: igg cya bb!
davepoobond<!-- (6:45:15 PM)-->: no
davepoobond<!-- (6:45:17 PM)-->: you wont c me
davepoobond<!-- (6:45:33 PM)-->:
ttttttttuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddd!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond<!-- (6:46:03 PM)-->: u poonis
davepoobond<!-- (6:46:56 PM)-->: dont u have to leave
davepoobond<!-- (6:46:59 PM)-->: leave already!
davepoobond<!-- (6:47:32 PM)-->: youuuuuuuu
fffffffaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaddddddddd
davepoobond<!-- (6:47:45 PM)-->: peeef!
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