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davepoobond: i'm chewing on a garlic bread stick
davepoobond: pr?
Holmes: hand me some of that garlic bread
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: ::sticks two up your nose::
davepoobond: you can inhale it if you want
Holmes: ::in a nerdy voice:: is it me or did i fart and make it smell like
garlic?
davepoobond: umm
davepoobond: sure
Holmes: i don't swim in your toilet so don't piss in my pool...
davepoobond: lol
Holmes: theres nothing left in my right brain and theres nothing right in
my left brain...
davepoobond: lol
Holmes: i'm zzzzzzzzzzzz
davepoobond: i'm watching silverhawks
davepoobond: help me
Holmes: fine how shall i be of service
davepoobond: they shoot lasers out of their shoulders
Holmes: OMG
davepoobond: i ate like 30 bread sticks
Holmes: dave bond i think it's time to admit you addicted to bread sticks...
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i barely have bread sticks
Holmes: first step is admitting you have a problem...
davepoobond: brb, gotta go get the sesame seed bread sticks
davepoobond: bak
Holmes: dave, drop the bread sticks and slowly step away...
davepoobond: but but but
davepoobond: they have sesame seeds
Holmes: drop em NOW
davepoobond: no! mine!
Holmes: lsietn tim, i'll take those bread sticks the hard way...
Holmes: wait sorry your name is dave
davepoobond: how? :::jams the rest of the sticks in my mouth and chews them::
Holmes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ::has like a zillion bread stick wrappers
behind him::
Holmes: i wanted them ::pouts::
davepoobond: ha! no! mine!
Holmes: you stupid breadaholics...
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