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davepoobond<!-- (11:37:12 PM)-->: hello?
JoyInLA<!-- (11:37:38 PM)-->: who is this
?
davepoobond<!-- (11:37:45 PM)-->: i might be asking the same question
davepoobond<!-- (11:37:48 PM)-->: who does this be
JoyInLA<!-- (11:38:21 PM)-->: this is kristi and this is...3
davepoobond<!-- (11:38:28 PM)-->: 3?
davepoobond<!-- (11:38:31 PM)-->: theres a person named 3
davepoobond<!-- (11:38:33 PM)-->: ?
JoyInLA<!-- (11:38:48 PM)-->: sorry typo
davepoobond<!-- (11:38:52 PM)-->: people call me DBM
JoyInLA<!-- (11:39:03 PM)-->: which means....
JoyInLA<!-- (11:39:09 PM)-->: o i get it
davepoobond<!-- (11:39:16 PM)-->: Dooby Booby Mafooby
davepoobond<!-- (11:39:21 PM)-->: duhhh
davepoobond<!-- (11:39:28 PM)-->: everyone knows that. its a rappers
name
JoyInLA<!-- (11:39:29 PM)-->: well i might have to block u if u don't
tell me who u r?
davepoobond<!-- (11:39:41 PM)-->: i told you. its Dooby Booby Mafooby
davepoobond<!-- (11:39:51 PM)-->: i have my own record deal and everything
davepoobond<!-- (11:40:09 PM)-->: and i rap
davepoobond<!-- (11:40:28 PM)-->: yo yo yo
davepoobond<!-- (11:40:33 PM)-->: look at my dough
davepoobond<!-- (11:40:36 PM)-->: it flows
davepoobond<!-- (11:40:39 PM)-->: like a...crow
JoyInLA<!-- (11:40:42 PM)-->: ummm right..........
davepoobond<!-- (11:40:42 PM)-->: see? i rap
JoyInLA<!-- (11:41:40 PM)-->: yeah... me 2
davepoobond<!-- (11:41:43 PM)-->: no
davepoobond<!-- (11:41:54 PM)-->: you cant
davepoobond<!-- (11:42:01 PM)-->: only men with tutus on can
davepoobond<!-- (11:42:10 PM)-->: and i am wearing a tutu right now
davepoobond<!-- (11:42:14 PM)-->: so.....pow!
JoyInLA<!-- (11:42:25 PM)-->: well your stupid
davepoobond<!-- (11:42:28 PM)-->: no i'm not
davepoobond<!-- (11:42:32 PM)-->: i'm phat
davepoobond<!-- (11:42:39 PM)-->: see? i used a rapping term
davepoobond<!-- (11:42:44 PM)-->: it PROVES i'm a rappa
davepoobond<!-- (11:43:49 PM)-->: hi
JoyInLA<!-- (11:44:10 PM)-->: right
JoyInLA<!-- (11:44:25 PM)-->: well i'm a zoo keeper.....
davepoobond<!-- (11:44:30 PM)-->: wanna know where i learned my skills?
davepoobond<!-- (11:45:29 PM)-->: IN THE HOOD, OF COURSE!
davepoobond<!-- (11:47:11 PM)-->: what are you doing right now, this
very instance
JoyInLA<!-- (11:47:15 PM)-->: i train monkeys
davepoobond<!-- (11:47:19 PM)-->: i'm smoking a seegar
davepoobond<!-- (11:47:38 PM)-->: you must be that weird lady that
carries a bucket around at the LA Zoo
davepoobond<!-- (11:47:48 PM)-->: i see her on Discovery Channel all
the time
davepoobond<!-- (11:47:50 PM)-->: or you
davepoobond<!-- (11:47:59 PM)-->: i think you married the Crocodile
Hunter
JoyInLA<!-- (11:48:04 PM)-->: yep thats me
davepoobond<!-- (11:48:18 PM)-->: when are you going to get eaten?
you're really annoying
davepoobond<!-- (11:48:24 PM)-->: i hate your austrailian accent
davepoobond<!-- (11:48:35 PM)-->: and you have an ugly face
JoyInLA<!-- (11:48:42 PM)-->: i don't have an accient
davepoobond<!-- (11:48:46 PM)-->: sure sure
davepoobond<!-- (11:48:48 PM)-->: i hear it all the time
davepoobond<!-- (11:48:57 PM)-->: and its all make-up-y-like
JoyInLA<!-- (11:48:57 PM)-->: yeah i know i'm ugly...... ugly as your
mom
davepoobond<!-- (11:49:06 PM)-->: hey! dont be talkin bout my mamama
JoyInLA<!-- (11:49:26 PM)-->: how can i not? every where i go i see
her
davepoobond<!-- (11:49:27 PM)-->: i rhymed
davepoobond<!-- (11:49:32 PM)-->: how?
davepoobond<!-- (11:49:33 PM)-->: you cant
davepoobond<!-- (11:49:35 PM)-->: no one can
davepoobond<!-- (11:49:36 PM)-->: not even me
davepoobond<!-- (11:49:40 PM)-->: i shot her in the head yesterday
davepoobond<!-- (11:49:44 PM)-->: and i buried her in my roof
JoyInLA<!-- (11:49:44 PM)-->: is she dead too?
davepoobond<!-- (11:49:53 PM)-->: no...
davepoobond<!-- (11:49:57 PM)-->: she's not.....dead.....
davepoobond<!-- (11:50:21 PM)-->: have you ever been pumped with 345
ccs of tranquelizer medicine?
JoyInLA<!-- (11:50:34 PM)-->: uh no>
davepoobond<!-- (11:50:38 PM)-->: i have
davepoobond<!-- (11:50:41 PM)-->: its not very pleasant
davepoobond<!-- (11:50:52 PM)-->: pleasant rhymes with peasant
davepoobond<!-- (11:50:54 PM)-->: i have to write that down
davepoobond<!-- (11:50:55 PM)-->: hold on
davepoobond<!-- (11:50:56 PM)-->: ok
davepoobond<!-- (11:50:58 PM)-->: back
JoyInLA<!-- (11:51:04 PM)-->: k freak
davepoobond<!-- (11:51:09 PM)-->: i have a cup
davepoobond<!-- (11:51:12 PM)-->: with a...
davepoobond<!-- (11:51:14 PM)-->: pup
davepoobond<!-- (11:51:55 PM)-->: i like to rhyme
davepoobond<!-- (11:52:00 PM)-->: i have a dime
davepoobond<!-- (11:52:09 PM)-->: i think i can rhyme
davepoobond<!-- (11:52:12 PM)-->: every tyme
davepoobond<!-- (11:53:18 PM)-->: hello?
JoyInLA<!-- (11:55:33 PM)-->: you can shut up
JoyInLA<!-- (11:55:39 PM)-->: i don't give a fuck
davepoobond<!-- (11:55:40 PM)-->: yes i can
davepoobond<!-- (11:55:45 PM)-->: yes you dont
JoyInLA<!-- (11:55:47 PM)-->: get your ass in a truck
JoyInLA<!-- (11:55:51 PM)-->: and go fuck
davepoobond<!-- (11:55:57 PM)-->: a duck
davepoobond<!-- (11:56:01 PM)-->: ahahahaha
JoyInLA<!-- (11:56:05 PM)-->: in the muck
davepoobond<!-- (11:56:22 PM)-->: with a farmer?
davepoobond<!-- (11:59:28 PM)-->: hi?
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