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Victims: paun, Syfir, nizi, RawPrincess, JstnLova, SexyMe2C, MogWai2086,
its master, kiki, Anodyne
davepoobond<!-- (3:52:06 PM)-->: are you potty trained?
paun<!-- (3:52:10 PM)-->: nope
davepoobond<!-- (3:52:13 PM)-->: why not
paun<!-- (3:52:29 PM)-->: because
paun<!-- (3:52:32 PM)-->: its too much a hassle
davepoobond<!-- (3:52:40 PM)-->: why do u think so
paun<!-- (3:53:18 PM)-->: because
paun<!-- (3:53:22 PM)-->: I don't want to walk to the bathroom
paun<!-- (3:53:26 PM)-->: I'd rather just go
davepoobond<!-- (3:53:51 PM)-->: when you're giving a presentation
to the class in school, and you have to poo, do you just crap in your pants?
paun<!-- (3:54:10 PM)-->: yes
davepoobond<!-- (3:54:21 PM)-->: when do you clean your pants out?
paun<!-- (3:54:36 PM)-->: never
paun<!-- (3:54:40 PM)-->: it fertilizes my pants
davepoobond<!-- (3:54:52 PM)-->: so, you must have brown pants then?
davepoobond<!-- (3:55:17 PM)-->: and whenever your pants are overloaded,
do they just slide down your leg slowly, leaving a trail and while you walk
they just drop out of the bottom?
paun<!-- (3:55:25 PM)-->: no
paun<!-- (3:55:27 PM)-->: I wear diapers
davepoobond<!-- (3:55:46 PM)-->: diapers are overated
davepoobond<!-- (3:55:53 PM)-->: what you need,
davepoobond<!-- (3:55:57 PM)-->: is a super soaker bottle
paun<!-- (3:56:02 PM)-->: no
davepoobond<!-- (3:56:13 PM)-->: just jam it in, anyway you want, and
go in it
davepoobond<!-- (3:56:44 PM)-->: are you potty trained?
Syfir<!-- (3:56:49 PM)-->: no..I am no
Syfir<!-- (3:56:51 PM)-->: t
davepoobond<!-- (3:56:54 PM)-->: why not
Syfir<!-- (3:57:05 PM)-->: haha
Syfir<!-- (3:57:13 PM)-->: I already saw the picture
davepoobond<!-- (3:57:18 PM)-->: what picture?
davepoobond<!-- (3:57:22 PM)-->: picture of what?
Syfir<!-- (3:57:33 PM)-->: i already saw it
davepoobond<!-- (3:57:37 PM)-->: saw what
Syfir<!-- (3:57:51 PM)-->: let me guess....
Syfir<!-- (3:58:19 PM)-->: what would i do if i have a presention and
i shit in my pants...right?
davepoobond<!-- (3:58:54 PM)-->: eh? how'd you know i was gonna ask
that question?
Syfir<!-- (3:59:00 PM)-->: haha
Syfir<!-- (3:59:14 PM)-->: I am smarter then you think I am
davepoobond<!-- (3:59:22 PM)-->: ok, then, what am i gonna say now?
Syfir<!-- (3:59:45 PM)-->: haha
Syfir<!-- (3:59:52 PM)-->: you are just gonna chnage it
davepoobond<!-- (4:00:03 PM)-->: seriously, what am i gonna say?
Syfir<!-- (4:01:06 PM)-->: oh
Syfir<!-- (4:01:14 PM)-->: you are gonna tell me to wear diapers
davepoobond<!-- (4:01:28 PM)-->: well, i wasnt gonna say that...
davepoobond<!-- (4:01:36 PM)-->: i was gonna say "do you wear diapers"
Syfir<!-- (4:01:36 PM)-->: sure you are not
Syfir<!-- (4:01:43 PM)-->: yea
Syfir<!-- (4:01:45 PM)-->: same different
davepoobond<!-- (4:01:46 PM)-->: not to tell you to
Syfir<!-- (4:01:49 PM)-->: i don't like that stuff on me
davepoobond<!-- (4:03:08 PM)-->: do u sit in slices of bologna?
Syfir<!-- (4:03:32 PM)-->: go mes with competition
davepoobond<!-- (4:04:06 PM)-->: syfir........does that mean seifer?
Syfir<!-- (4:04:12 PM)-->: nope
Syfir<!-- (4:04:24 PM)-->: Syfir as in my call name
davepoobond<!-- (4:04:33 PM)-->: ok
davepoobond<!-- (4:04:35 PM)-->: whatever
davepoobond<!-- (4:04:41 PM)-->: i'm gonna mess with competition then
davepoobond<!-- (4:04:53 PM)-->: but, how did you know i was gonna
say the first thing?
Syfir<!-- (4:05:13 PM)-->: I told you
Syfir<!-- (4:05:16 PM)-->: I am smart
davepoobond<!-- (4:05:20 PM)-->: riiight
davepoobond<!-- (4:05:27 PM)-->: i bet you just asked paun or something
Syfir<!-- (4:05:40 PM)-->: paun?
Syfir<!-- (4:05:45 PM)-->: is he even there?
davepoobond<!-- (4:05:55 PM)-->: he was when i asked you
Syfir<!-- (4:06:07 PM)-->: oh
Syfir<!-- (4:06:09 PM)-->: dunno
davepoobond<!-- (4:06:53 PM)-->: i cant IM competition
davepoobond<!-- (4:07:02 PM)-->: you're stuck with me!
davepoobond<!-- (4:07:04 PM)-->: mwah!
Syfir<!-- (4:07:09 PM)-->: hahaha
Syfir<!-- (4:07:14 PM)-->: IM dizeka
Syfir<!-- (4:07:15 PM)-->: then
davepoobond<!-- (4:07:20 PM)-->: ok
davepoobond<!-- (4:07:30 PM)-->: she left
Syfir<!-- (4:07:35 PM)-->: he*
Syfir<!-- (4:07:38 PM)-->: IM.....
Syfir<!-- (4:07:43 PM)-->: um
Syfir<!-- (4:08:05 PM)-->: nizi
davepoobond<!-- (4:08:19 PM)-->: are you potty trained?
nizi<!-- (4:08:26 PM)-->: nope
davepoobond<!-- (4:08:32 PM)-->: why not
nizi<!-- (4:08:47 PM)-->: because i havent so shutup
davepoobond<!-- (4:09:00 PM)-->: because why?
davepoobond<!-- (4:10:15 PM)-->: well, he isnt talking anymore
Syfir<!-- (4:10:21 PM)-->: haha
Syfir<!-- (4:10:44 PM)-->: x erik o
davepoobond<!-- (4:11:18 PM)-->: are you potty trained?
::is warned from 30% to 50%::
davepoobond<!-- (4:11:59 PM)-->: nyargh! he warned me!
Syfir<!-- (4:12:03 PM)-->: hah
davepoobond<!-- (4:14:34 PM)-->: well, now what?
Syfir<!-- (4:15:02 PM)-->: dunno
davepoobond<!-- (4:15:33 PM)-->: =(
davepoobond<!-- (11:25:48 PM)-->: are you potty trained?
RawPrincess<!-- (11:25:59 PM)-->: YAH
davepoobond<!-- (11:26:08 PM)-->: how come
RawPrincess<!-- (11:26:16 PM)-->: I LEARNED
davepoobond<!-- (11:26:23 PM)-->: ::fart:: how
RawPrincess<!-- (11:26:30 PM)-->: I DUNNO
davepoobond<!-- (11:26:50 PM)-->: how do you not know how you learned
something?
davepoobond<!-- (11:54:33 PM)-->: are you potty trained?
JstnLova<!-- (11:54:55 PM)-->: lol yes u?
davepoobond<!-- (11:55:04 PM)-->: yessum
JstnLova<!-- (11:55:08 PM)-->: good job
JstnLova<!-- (11:55:10 PM)-->: a/s/l
davepoobond<!-- (11:55:13 PM)-->: how do you know?
JstnLova<!-- (11:55:23 PM)-->: how do i know what
davepoobond<!-- (11:55:38 PM)-->: how do you know what that thing that
i asked you about and you said yes how about u
JstnLova<!-- (11:56:04 PM)-->: whoa whoa *confused*
davepoobond<!-- (11:56:10 PM)-->: do you eat boogers?
JstnLova<!-- (11:56:23 PM)-->: no
davepoobond<!-- (11:56:27 PM)-->: :-X
davepoobond<!-- (11:56:29 PM)-->: thats bad
JstnLova<!-- (11:56:39 PM)-->: lol why is that bad?
davepoobond<!-- (11:56:41 PM)-->: :-\
davepoobond<!-- (11:56:45 PM)-->: why do you think?
davepoobond<!-- (11:56:51 PM)-->: you dont get nutrients that you need
so badly
JstnLova<!-- (11:56:58 PM)-->: lol um ook
davepoobond<!-- (11:57:03 PM)-->: like the occasion shot of alka seltzter
JstnLova<!-- (11:57:14 PM)-->: ew that stuff is gross
davepoobond<!-- (11:57:22 PM)-->: tastes like club soda
davepoobond<!-- (11:57:47 PM)-->: i am space ghost
JstnLova<!-- (11:58:25 PM)-->: kewl
davepoobond<!-- (12:01:17 AM)-->: are you potty trained?
SexyMe2C<!-- (12:02:07 AM)-->: WELL SORRY TO HAVE T SAY THIS BUT...
SexyMe2C<!-- (12:02:15 AM)-->: I'M GONNA HAVE TO BLOCK YOU NOW!
davepoobond<!-- (12:02:27 AM)-->: ok
davepoobond<!-- (12:02:28 AM)-->: bye
davepoobond<!-- (12:02:30 AM)-->: no
davepoobond<!-- (12:02:30 AM)-->: dont
davepoobond<!-- (12:02:39 AM)-->: dontblockme
davepoobond<!-- (12:02:56 AM)-->: hello?
davepoobond<!-- (12:02:04 AM)-->: are you potty trained?
MogWai2086<!-- (12:02:21 AM)-->: no
davepoobond<!-- (12:02:47 AM)-->: why not
MogWai2086<!-- (12:03:35 AM)-->: because if i touch water i multiply
davepoobond<!-- (12:03:43 AM)-->: wow! me too!
davepoobond<!-- (12:07:01 AM)-->: is the 3charPhinder 1.1 a toilet?
its master<!-- (12:07:10 AM)-->: no..why
its master<!-- (12:07:14 AM)-->: what do u mean
davepoobond<!-- (12:07:14 AM)-->: what is it then
its master<!-- (12:07:35 AM)-->: it generates available 3char screenames
davepoobond<!-- (12:07:49 AM)-->: uhh no thanks
davepoobond<!-- (12:07:59 AM)-->: btw, are you potty trained?
davepoobond<!-- (12:01:47 AM)-->: are you potty trained?
kiki<!-- (12:02:11 AM)-->: umm well I thought I was..but I think I
am getting on potty trained...why do you ask?
davepoobond<!-- (12:02:20 AM)-->: no reason
davepoobond<!-- (12:02:22 AM)-->: hahahaha
kiki<!-- (12:02:38 AM)-->: hmm well r u a guy or a girl?
davepoobond<!-- (12:02:43 AM)-->: guy
kiki<!-- (12:03:18 AM)-->: hmm do you eat bannanas?
davepoobond<!-- (12:03:34 AM)-->: yep
davepoobond<!-- (12:03:36 AM)-->: lots of them
kiki<!-- (12:04:05 AM)-->: no wonder you are so weird! you obviously
need some peanutbutter..well you came to the right place I am a peanut god
davepoobond<!-- (12:04:15 AM)-->: coooooooooooool
kiki<!-- (12:04:37 AM)-->: yup so go over there and get some
peanutbutter--->
kiki<!-- (12:04:43 AM)-->: -------------------------------------->
kiki<!-- (12:04:47 AM)-->: --------------->
kiki<!-- (12:04:51 AM)-->: got it?
davepoobond<!-- (12:04:57 AM)-->: uhhhhhhh
davepoobond<!-- (12:04:58 AM)-->: yeah
davepoobond<!-- (12:05:28 AM)-->: no
kiki<!-- (12:05:29 AM)-->: good now you will come flying into the clouds
and jump on the frogs w/ me?! ok?
davepoobond<!-- (12:05:37 AM)-->: yes
davepoobond<!-- (12:05:38 AM)-->: i will
kiki<!-- (12:05:57 AM)-->: you are the shit dude
kiki<!-- (12:05:59 AM)-->: straight from the cat's ass
davepoobond<!-- (12:06:03 AM)-->: mmhmm
kiki<!-- (12:06:03 AM)-->: j/k
davepoobond<!-- (12:06:05 AM)-->: you are too
davepoobond<!-- (12:06:11 AM)-->: right from the baby's smelly diaper
kiki<!-- (12:06:16 AM)-->: hehe
kiki<!-- (12:07:17 AM)-->: well I don't think that I wanna be that
shit...baby's are like pop they are good untill they make you sick then you
can't stand them
davepoobond<!-- (12:07:25 AM)-->: yeah and
kiki<!-- (12:08:30 AM)-->: exactly
davepoobond<!-- (12:08:38 AM)-->: unh hunh
kiki<!-- (12:09:03 AM)-->: where do you live and why?
davepoobond<!-- (12:09:13 AM)-->: earth, because i was damned
davepoobond<!-- (12:10:27 AM)-->: i sleep on a bed of bowling balls
kiki<!-- (12:10:58 AM)-->: i sorry you can come sleep on the grass
w/ me...but it is snowing but that's ok we can make snow angles
davepoobond<!-- (12:22:41 AM)-->: are you potty trained?
Anodyne<!-- (12:22:55 AM)-->: only recently
davepoobond<!-- (12:23:00 AM)-->: how come
Anodyne<!-- (12:24:24 AM)-->: poor reading habits
davepoobond<!-- (12:24:46 AM)-->: what does that mean
davepoobond<!-- (12:24:54 AM)-->: does it mean you have no toilet
Anodyne<!-- (12:25:13 AM)-->: yes i suppose so
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