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allieM: hi
davepoobond: hi
allieM: asl
davepoobond: i'm 16/m/ca
allieM: sweet
davepoobond: what part of ca u live in
allieM: l.a
davepoobond: i'm around LA too
davepoobond: u got a pic
allieM: nope you?
davepoobond: nah
allieM: k
davepoobond: do you live in LA or around LA
allieM: LA
allieM: do u have a third titty
davepoobond: lol no
allieM: okay
davepoobond: i have 56
allieM: good
allieM: o gross
davepoobond: they're in a line down my stomach
davepoobond: and even go down my leg
allieM: ohh nasty
davepoobond: its kinda nasty, cuz they're not actually full grown, but they
have like a sack kinda thing to each one
allieM: nasty who would date someone who had that
davepoobond: most of the boy cheerleaders
davepoobond: and color guard
allieM: omg r u gay
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: they WOULD, but i never did.
allieM: then y did u say that most of the boy cheerleaders and color guard
would dat u
davepoobond: they WOULD
allieM: ur gross
davepoobond: unlike most women and men, i can have 56-somes
allieM: ur joking u dont have 56 right
davepoobond: i dont know.....maybe you'll have to come over and see for yourself
allieM: no
davepoobond: lol, i'm just joking
allieM: im not a prev
davepoobond: joking about you coming over
allieM: but do u have um
davepoobond: my mom, the lady with no nipples wouldnt appreciate that
allieM: what
davepoobond: my dad has 3 penises
allieM: ?
allieM: w/e ur such a liar
davepoobond: and my brother, has no head.
allieM: god ur stupid
davepoobond: he's just shoulders
davepoobond: and my sister, she takes after mom
davepoobond: but has no eyes
davepoobond: my aunt wasn't born with 15 chromosomes
allieM: god shut up
allieM: u suck at lieing
davepoobond: and i impregnated myself
davepoobond: i have 45 babies in my womb
allieM: god ur gross
davepoobond: i had to buy an extension at Pic-N-Save
davepoobond: so now i have 15 stomachs to carry all my children
allieM: shut up perv
allieM: ur a prev
davepoobond: no i'm not.
davepoobond: its human nature.
davepoobond: hybrid human nature, but still human nature
allieM: bull shit
davepoobond: i'm like a spider.
davepoobond: i give birth then i die
allieM: ur a liar
davepoobond: but i'm not a spider
davepoobond: so i dont die
davepoobond: did i tell you about my uncle that is actually a pool of piss?
davepoobond: dont ask me how it came to be
davepoobond: ok, fine go ahead
davepoobond: ask me
allieM: no
davepoobond: allieM:
davepoobond: oops
davepoobond: teehee
davepoobond: ask me, go ahead.
allieM: yes, what is it? (this was dave saying it)
davepoobond: well, then, that's a very good question.
davepoobond: my dad, stood on top of the ceiling
davepoobond: and since he has 4 penises, he pisses a lot
davepoobond: so the pee was so heavy it fell through the roof
davepoobond: and that's how my dad gave birth to my uncle
davepoobond: the end
allieM: ur discusting
davepoobond: do you like harry potter?
allieM: no
davepoobond: he's my son-in-law's brother-in-law's aunt's uncle's son's nephew's
husband's son
allieM: ya w/e
davepoobond: w/e?
davepoobond: whats that
allieM: ur so sick and ur such a liar
davepoobond: did i mention i have a lot of butt hair?
allieM: i dont kare
davepoobond: yes you do
allieM: no i dont
davepoobond: yes you do
allieM: i would like to speak to ur mother
davepoobond: okay.
davepoobond: but she'll get mighty mad
davepoobond: i'll change the font so that you know its her
allieM: o well
allieM: k
davepoobond: Nippless Susan here. whaddya want, i'm watching Judge Judy.
allieM: ya ur such a liat
allieM: god ur gay
davepoobond: ok, that's it, i dont have to take this from you. I'm watching
Judge Judy
davepoobond: good bye.
davepoobond: well, that was my mom
allieM: ya w/e
davepoobond: w/e?
davepoobond: WHAT IS W/E
allieM: whatever
davepoobond: ok
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allieM: SHUT UP
davepoobond: hi
allieM: what do u want fag boy
davepoobond: my biggest breast is 3AAA
davepoobond: and i can braid my butt hair
allieM: omg shoove it in ur butt hair
davepoobond: shoove?
allieM: ya
davepoobond: rrrrrriiiiiiightttt
davepoobond: i thought shoove was when a human mates with an elephant
allieM: shut up fagdet
davepoobond: i dont see how i can do that with my butt hair
davepoobond: fagdet?
davepoobond: gadget?
davepoobond: pfft
davepoobond: hahaha
allieM: i really think ur gat
davepoobond: i'm not a goat
allieM: ya you are
davepoobond: do you think that's funny
davepoobond: i'm not a goat. i dont eat tin cans.
davepoobond: i do give milk though, like a goat
allieM: i mean it
allieM: ill call the cops
davepoobond: instead of a penis, i have an udder
davepoobond: whoa.
davepoobond: why would you do that
allieM: cuz ur being a ass
davepoobond: you cant call the cops for someone being an ass..
davepoobond: and you dont even know where i live
allieM: ya i do
davepoobond: i actually live in Michigan - the home of the person with 56
titties
davepoobond: so ha
allieM: i actually live in wisconsin
davepoobond: no wa
davepoobond: y
davepoobond: the cheese state?
allieM: ya way
allieM: ya '
davepoobond: but then california has better cheese than wisconscin nowadays
davepoobond: since wisconscinscccijalfj is so cold
allieM: its not cold
davepoobond: yes it is
allieM: we have no sno
allieM: w
davepoobond: yes you do, i can see it from here
allieM: w/e
davepoobond: you live in the rocky mountains
allieM: no
davepoobond: wisconscianslkjfds is nothing but mountains
allieM: not really
davepoobond: yes really
allieM: trust me id no ive lived here my whole life
davepoobond: mmhmm
davepoobond: well, i think you've been living on the planet BLAH
davepoobond: because you cant see snow falling down in front of you
allieM: w/e
allieM: i hate u
davepoobond: i love you
davepoobond: lets get married
allieM: thanks
allieM: k good idea
allieM: were shall we meet
davepoobond: corner of main and 2nd
davepoobond: where a baithing suit
allieM: k what state
allieM: ok i will
davepoobond: is hanging
allieM: what state
davepoobond: no, where a baithing suit is hanging
davepoobond: not wear a baithing suit
davepoobond: ok, go ahead and wear one
davepoobond: lets meet in Nevada
allieM: okay
davepoobond: they've got lots of casinos there we can get married at
allieM: ill wear a bathins suit
davepoobond: bathins
allieM: ya
davepoobond: ok thats great.
davepoobond: on your mark, get set, go
allieM: k
allieM: ru there yet
davepoobond: yes, i am. i'm waiting for you
allieM: im there stupid
davepoobond: wat
davepoobond: i dont see you
davepoobond: i'm talking on my cell phone now
allieM: im right behind u
davepoobond: dont you see me
davepoobond: ah there you are
allieM: ya
davepoobond: yep
davepoobond: lets get married
allieM: do u like my bathing suit
davepoobond: yes. have you thought of breast implants?
davepoobond: i have.
davepoobond: i have 56
allieM: mine r bigger than all urs put together
davepoobond: waaaaa
davepoobond: oh well
davepoobond: wanna go back to my room
allieM: ya lets go
davepoobond: okay
allieM: i gtg
allieM: my mama is calling me home
davepoobond: ok bye
allieM: bye
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