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davepoobond: shit crap. blowthetoad is on..
elmoisfurry: lol
elmoisfurry: hehe
davepoobond: did i come on on any of my sns this weekend?
elmoisfurry: no
davepoobond: okay
davepoobond: yay, i'm at chap. 32 or something in Huck Finn
elmoisfurry: whoo
davepoobond: which chapters did she say that we can skim over? i really dont
care for this story
elmoisfurry: did that take u like all weekend
davepoobond: pretty much
elmoisfurry: u suck
elmoisfurry: just read it
elmoisfurry: its the last ones
davepoobond: dont tell me you like this story
davepoobond: lol rate a buddy
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: i had to do this gay crossword puzzle for biology
elmoisfurry: haha
davepoobond: and i didnt even have the book it was reviewing the vocab from
davepoobond: its not the reg. book
elmoisfurry: haha
davepoobond: and its all bullshit. i didnt even hear about any of that shit
until i read the definition
elmoisfurry: haha
davepoobond: did you hear about that plane that crashed in queens
elmoisfurry: ja
davepoobond: i got 2 new cds
elmoisfurry: woooooooooooow
davepoobond: The Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness
davepoobond: and
davepoobond: System of a Down
davepoobond: fawk.
davepoobond: 73 new emails in my hotmail box
elmoisfurry: haha
davepoobond: It's like Viagra, for women.
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: goody
davepoobond: are you happy that its raining, bitch
elmoisfurry: yes
elmoisfurry: very
davepoobond: it started raining just as i got home
elmoisfurry: haha
davepoobond: pancake
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: man. mybeautycenter.com's prices arent that good. why do they
keep saying they are
davepoobond: :'(
elmoisfurry: cause i tell them to
davepoobond: :-*
davepoobond: reall
davepoobond: y
davepoobond: Vitara is Viagra for women
davepoobond: wowwwwwwww
elmoisfurry: doooooooooooooooonatcare
davepoobond: i bet you will, when you get married to a woman that "just cant
get it up"
davepoobond: oh wait. she'll just need viagra
davepoobond: if its a she!
elmoisfurry: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhno
davepoobond: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHyes
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhno
elmoisfurry: yea
davepoobond: nah
davepoobond: 73 fuck
davepoobond: lets see how many new i have now
davepoobond: hey hey. 42
davepoobond: yo estoy seco...
elmoisfurry: die die
davepoobond: i said "i am dry"
elmoisfurry: and i said
elmoisfurry: die die
davepoobond: and i said "i said 'i am dry'"
elmoisfurry: an said
elmoisfurry: FUCK OFF U MUTHA FUKIN SHIT LICKER
davepoobond: and i said Never Pay for Condoms Again
elmoisfurry: ........
elmoisfurry: die die
davepoobond: what is this? the price is right?
elmoisfurry: yea
davepoobond: remember from that commercial you didnt know what this line
was from: "i want the truth!" "the truth? you cant handle truth!"
davepoobond: that's from a jack nicholson movie.
elmoisfurry: no i know that
elmoisfurry: stupid
davepoobond: y'do
davepoobond: which then
davepoobond: if you're so smart
elmoisfurry: and i know what one i thought i didnt know either
davepoobond: Mr. Rogers?
elmoisfurry: that one is from a few good men faggot
davepoobond: oh lol, that reminds me.
davepoobond: i was watching TV
davepoobond: and i found mr. rogers
elmoisfurry: and the one i didnt remember was from gladiator
davepoobond: and he was stacking cups on top of each other
davepoobond: and every time he put a cup there a bell rang
elmoisfurry: i figured that out a while ago
elmoisfurry: die die
davepoobond: and then when he was done, he knocked it all down
davepoobond: and the bell rang again
davepoobond: and he gathered them up all again
elmoisfurry: ...............
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: and then he brought out 3 cups
davepoobond: 3 different colors
elmoisfurry: aetgl;nbadga
davepoobond: 3 different sizes
elmoisfurry: dfhg
elmoisfurry: oadfh]iadrftgk
elmoisfurry: oaptg
elmoisfurry: o;aejliyajeto;karo;tk
elmoisfurry: a;dg,k
elmoisfurry: oarego;dafjgpoeajo,aejojoab
davepoobond: and he said "i'll show you a trick"
elmoisfurry: ojajaobjaoboakfkodkaorvokarektao;
elmoisfurry: ao
davepoobond: and he puts a rock under the blue one, the shortest one
davepoobond: and he moves it in between the red and yellow cups
davepoobond: and he says "can you guess which cup the rock is under?"
elmoisfurry: ill stab u
elmoisfurry: i swear ill stab u
davepoobond: and then the doorbell rings, and its the mailman that didnt
have any mail to deliver to mr. rogers
davepoobond: but he found a piece of paper
davepoobond: and he was asking mr. rogers about it
davepoobond: i changed the channel then, because the mailman resembled my
late uncle bertha
davepoobond: i dont even have an uncle named bertha
davepoobond: i saw K-PAX
davepoobond: it was full of naked people
davepoobond: running out in the streets
elmoisfurry: do u WANT me to stab u?
davepoobond: and jumping from buildings
elmoisfurry: cause if u do please proceed
davepoobond: and an old homeless guy in a wheelchair saying "he didn do nuffin'!"
davepoobond: ha you bastard, its not raining anymore
davepoobond: how do you like THAT
davepoobond: HUH! HUH!
davepoobond: Hey Elmo, Did you eat my pencil?
elmoisfurry: het dave, wanna die?
davepoobond: not now, no. why?
davepoobond: =-O i shaved my gote
davepoobond: see how fast it grows back by tomorrow
elmoisfurry: r u fukin serious
davepoobond: yeah
elmoisfurry: lfgj'daftgl;jadft
elmoisfurry: j
elmoisfurry: aektg
elmoisfurry: earqto;ro[trel
elmoisfurry: tero
elmoisfurry: 'k
elmoisfurry: dflg
elmoisfurry: ;oefklv
elmoisfurry: ';dfk;lgnl;gkhio;trigp
elmoisfurry:
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elmoisfurry: lj'k
davepoobond: y do you care
davepoobond: lol
elmoisfurry: cause ur supposed to wear that fukin baret
elmoisfurry: and u cant if u dont have a goddam gotte
davepoobond: it wasnt even growing in right anyway
elmoisfurry: so
davepoobond: i need to shave for a while longer before it grows in all the
way anyway
davepoobond: i looked like a fuckin beaner
elmoisfurry: i dont give a fuk
davepoobond: with a moustache and a half of a gote
davepoobond: did i mention i shaped my ears like Link does?
davepoobond: now they're pointy
davepoobond: so i can spear someone
davepoobond: ain't that great?
elmoisfurry: goddam u
elmoisfurry: u stupid bastard
elmoisfurry: im gonna throw a pair of scissors through ur fukin temple
davepoobond: the wonders of plastic surgery
davepoobond: it only costed 160 dollars plus tax
davepoobond: and my first born
davepoobond: brb
davepoobond: wtf
davepoobond: someone has my email address for reporting "geocities abuse"
elmoisfurry: haha looser
davepoobond: for "nudity"
davepoobond: on some site
davepoobond: i dont even know wat it is
elmoisfurry: haha
elmoisfurry: looser
elmoisfurry: im goin cause i cant stand ur crap no more
elmoisfurry signed off at 7:42:56 PM.
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