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davepoobond: enrique iglesias is my bitch
Fajita Bum: LOL
Fajita Bum: why's that?
davepoobond: i make him sing stupid songs
davepoobond: and write scripts for his gay music videos
davepoobond: which i make gay on purpose
davepoobond: and he has no say
Fajita Bum: LOL.....he is enslaved by dave
davepoobond: enslaved by dave...sounds good
Fajita Bum: It rhymes!
davepoobond: it can be a section on squackle, and i can have pictures of
dumb people and i say what i make them do
davepoobond: i can get the gayest pic of enrique and put it there
davepoobond: hahahahah ya
davepoobond: sounds funny pry wont do it for a year tho
Fajita Bum: Do you keep him in a cage and feed him only apple juice and beef
jerky
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: no thats what i do to jean claude van damme
davepoobond: i make him wear diapers and do the splits for my pleasure
davepoobond: ; D
Fajita Bum: LOL, hmmm sounds.....scary!
davepoobond: =D
davepoobond: 3 people from south america went to our site
Fajita Bum: Why do the south americans hate our site!
davepoobond: they dont know about it
davepoobond: or they live on farms
Fajita Bum: !
davepoobond: it doesnt matter too much, most pry cant read english
Fajita Bum: Actually, south americans have the highest percentage of urban
people in the world!
davepoobond: and thats where YOU come in...
Fajita Bum: LOL
davepoobond: you have to translate the whole site into Spanish
davepoobond: by 5:00 friday
davepoobond: morning
Fajita Bum: I'm not that good yet!!!
davepoobond: or you could always fly down there and give out squackle
advertisements
Fajita Bum: LOL, and english lessons
davepoobond: we can fund you about 20 cents for your business trip down to
no mans land
davepoobond: if we're generous maybe a whole quarter
Fajita Bum: LOL
davepoobond: and a quarter is like a million pesos, so you'll be set for
the business trip. a million pesos is like 2 dollars, which can go fairly
far if you talk to the right people down there
davepoobond: if you can find Kako while you're down there, then you can stay
longer
(in case you dont know who Kako the Colombian Drug Lord is, he was a Squackle
member until he suddenly disappeared and we haven't seen or heard of him
since. He probably got nabbed by the mob and taken back to Columbia)
Fajita Bum: LOL!!
Fajita Bum: Where did he go!
davepoobond: but watch out for the drug lords
davepoobond: they're out for his family
Fajita Bum: ah but he is one!
davepoobond: and the government is run by drug lords
davepoobond: so they're after his family too
davepoobond: to give them a great...big...hug...
Fajita Bum: LOL
davepoobond: and you can record all your experiences
davepoobond: and we can put it on squackle, as a reality show
Fajita Bum: good idea
davepoobond: and get people screaming in bloody spanish conquistador pain
on the floor clutching their leg cuz of a blood clot
Fajita Bum: AHH!
davepoobond: a blood clot caused by a bullet going straight through their
leg!
davepoobond: nyah nyah nyah nyahhhhhh
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