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davepoobond<!-- (2:10:35 PM)-->: who are you and how'd you get on my
buddy list?
davepoobond<!-- (2:11:52 PM)-->: hello?
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:20:40 PM)-->: hey
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:20:51 PM)-->: whose this
davepoobond<!-- (2:20:55 PM)-->: i dont know, i was asking you
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:21:05 PM)-->: well i dont know u either
davepoobond<!-- (2:21:13 PM)-->: well then lets get acquainted then
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:21:18 PM)-->: sure
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:21:24 PM)-->: but ur a girl?
davepoobond<!-- (2:21:30 PM)-->: right
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:21:35 PM)-->: cool
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:21:41 PM)-->: r u cool to talk to?
davepoobond<!-- (2:21:49 PM)-->: of course
davepoobond<!-- (2:21:55 PM)-->: just look at my screen name
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:22:10 PM)-->: wat about it
davepoobond<!-- (2:22:13 PM)-->: never mind
davepoobond<!-- (2:22:18 PM)-->: so whats ur name
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:22:33 PM)-->: phillip
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:22:35 PM)-->: phil
davepoobond<!-- (2:22:48 PM)-->: interesting
davepoobond<!-- (2:22:50 PM)-->: address?
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:22:57 PM)-->: isnt that like the best name uv
heard
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:23:01 PM)-->: wats urs
davepoobond<!-- (2:23:08 PM)-->: mack
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:24:32 PM)-->: mack?
davepoobond<!-- (2:24:51 PM)-->: yeah
davepoobond<!-- (2:25:02 PM)-->: when i get drunk i get crazy
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:25:12 PM)-->: cool me 2
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:25:55 PM)-->: u getting drunk and crazy n e time
soon
davepoobond<!-- (2:26:52 PM)-->: i think i have a spell right now to
get some alcohol and put it down my pie hole
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:27:15 PM)-->: really
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:27:17 PM)-->: go for it
davepoobond<!-- (2:27:19 PM)-->: and guzzle it like the bitch i am
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:27:23 PM)-->: pie hole? whichs ones that
davepoobond<!-- (2:27:32 PM)-->: my ass
davepoobond<!-- (2:27:36 PM)-->: i put alcohol up my ass
davepoobond<!-- (2:27:39 PM)-->: or maybe in my ear
davepoobond<!-- (2:27:42 PM)-->: that's how i drink it
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:27:47 PM)-->: sweet
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:27:52 PM)-->: u gotta teach me to do that
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:28:04 PM)-->: but i dont really like things up
the ass though
davepoobond<!-- (2:28:36 PM)-->: u should get used to it, cuz when
you're locked up you're gonna have it rough the first few weeks, but if you
get used to it now, it'll b better for you
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:28:56 PM)-->: yea i didnt think about that
davepoobond<!-- (2:29:07 PM)-->: you should think ahead
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:29:10 PM)-->: so, how did i get in ur buddy list,
mack
davepoobond<!-- (2:29:50 PM)-->: i dont know, i guess i might've added
you while i was drunk
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:30:16 PM)-->: well good thing u did cuz i think
im the best buddy on urlist
davepoobond<!-- (2:30:44 PM)-->: no i dont think so. i got some really
good buddies on here
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:31:25 PM)-->: well if we keep on talkin i think
ull find out im the best
davepoobond<!-- (2:32:18 PM)-->: :'(
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:33:45 PM)-->: but ur the 1st ive heard that drinks
out of their ass
davepoobond<!-- (2:34:07 PM)-->: its not that hard. its kind of like
farting, but the exact opposite
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:34:26 PM)-->: nice
davepoobond<!-- (2:34:32 PM)-->: of course
davepoobond<!-- (2:34:50 PM)-->: how old are you
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:35:07 PM)-->: sophmore
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:35:11 PM)-->: u?
davepoobond<!-- (2:35:16 PM)-->: i'm out of school
davepoobond<!-- (2:35:20 PM)-->: i'm 60 years old
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:35:33 PM)-->: thats fuckin sick
davepoobond<!-- (2:35:36 PM)-->: did i also mention i have a third
tit?
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:35:37 PM)-->: grandma
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:35:57 PM)-->: yea thats also fuckin sick
davepoobond<!-- (2:35:59 PM)-->: i'm not a grandma
davepoobond<!-- (2:36:08 PM)-->: i'm a jumbly young adult
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:36:11 PM)-->: just a old lady
davepoobond<!-- (2:36:25 PM)-->: what is it you kiddies say?
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:36:28 PM)-->: damn that info takes the fun out
of talkin to u
davepoobond<!-- (2:36:29 PM)-->: i'm cool
davepoobond<!-- (2:36:43 PM)-->: well thats not my fault you're a perv
davepoobond<!-- (2:36:50 PM)-->: take it from me
davepoobond<!-- (2:36:52 PM)-->: i've lived a life
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:37:03 PM)-->: who said i was a perv
davepoobond<!-- (2:37:06 PM)-->: i just did
davepoobond<!-- (2:37:11 PM)-->: ya wanker
davepoobond<!-- (2:37:34 PM)-->: can i have a naked pic of you?
davepoobond<!-- (2:37:39 PM)-->: or do you want a naked pic of me
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:37:50 PM)-->: wanker
davepoobond<!-- (2:37:56 PM)-->: yeah
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:38:03 PM)-->: thats wat the brititsh say
davepoobond<!-- (2:38:05 PM)-->: havent you seen Crocodile Hunter?
davepoobond<!-- (2:38:16 PM)-->: that's what AUSTRALIANS say
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:38:18 PM)-->: british people r cool
davepoobond<!-- (2:38:31 PM)-->: tea and crumpets ya bloody dog
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:38:36 PM)-->: too bad british people say them
too
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:38:44 PM)-->: and they say piss of will ye
davepoobond<!-- (2:38:45 PM)-->: only the ones that lived in australia
first
davepoobond<!-- (2:38:56 PM)-->: and then the scottish say FREEDOM
davepoobond<!-- (2:39:11 PM)-->: and if its not scottish, its CRAP
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:39:17 PM)-->: scotland is free cuz of william
wallace
davepoobond<!-- (2:39:27 PM)-->: no
davepoobond<!-- (2:39:31 PM)-->: scotland is free cuz of my mum
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:39:32 PM)-->: they say FEREEDOM
davepoobond<!-- (2:39:41 PM)-->: queen elizabeth II
davepoobond<!-- (2:40:10 PM)-->: what do you want to be when you grow
up
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:40:23 PM)-->: a wanker
davepoobond<!-- (2:40:26 PM)-->: a plumber?
davepoobond<!-- (2:40:40 PM)-->: better get used to plunging other
people's crap outta the toilet
davepoobond<!-- (2:40:55 PM)-->: your weapons are the plungers and
liquid plumber
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:41:08 PM)-->: yea and mack ur weird
davepoobond<!-- (2:41:15 PM)-->: UR MOM is weird
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:41:25 PM)-->: and guns nr roses kicks ass
davepoobond<!-- (2:41:28 PM)-->: yes they do
davepoobond<!-- (2:41:37 PM)-->: i was their manager once
davepoobond<!-- (2:41:45 PM)-->: and i was alive during World War 2
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:41:49 PM)-->: not for u, u old hag
davepoobond<!-- (2:41:57 PM)-->: hey hey hey. i'm very hip
davepoobond<!-- (2:42:14 PM)-->: i'm in the music bizz
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:42:22 PM)-->: ur a perv
davepoobond<!-- (2:42:25 PM)-->: people like me cuz of my secret white
sauce
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:42:42 PM)-->: nice
davepoobond<!-- (2:43:03 PM)-->: i may be 60 years old, but i have
the body of a 21 year old
davepoobond<!-- (2:43:11 PM)-->: i bathe in the blood of virgins everyday
to keep my youth
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:43:50 PM)-->: do u miss brian
davepoobond<!-- (2:44:09 PM)-->: brian is an ass why would i miss him
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:44:27 PM)-->: well u know pea was right about
everything
davepoobond<!-- (2:44:34 PM)-->: whos pea
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:44:45 PM)-->: no 1
davepoobond<!-- (2:44:49 PM)-->: sure sure
davepoobond<!-- (2:45:03 PM)-->: tell me or i'll give you some 90s
music titles
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:45:07 PM)-->: well its pretty damn sick ur 60
davepoobond<!-- (2:45:27 PM)-->: thats it
davepoobond<!-- (2:45:32 PM)-->: nirvana - smells like teen spirit
davepoobond<!-- (2:45:37 PM)-->: soundgarden - spoon man
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:45:39 PM)-->: awesome song
davepoobond<!-- (2:45:47 PM)-->: mighty mighty bosstones - the impression
that i get
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:45:57 PM)-->: they hav a funy dancing guy
davepoobond<!-- (2:46:02 PM)-->: rival schools - use for glue
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:46:02 PM)-->: i saw them last last thurday
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:46:09 PM)-->: mmmmm
davepoobond<!-- (2:46:12 PM)-->: used
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:46:35 PM)-->: ur used
davepoobond<!-- (2:46:36 PM)-->: nirvana - smells like teen spirit
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:46:44 PM)-->: y ru u so used
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:47:01 PM)-->: and ur pie hole is so fuckin loose
davepoobond<!-- (2:47:04 PM)-->: do you know every guns and roses song
on appetite for destruction?
davepoobond<!-- (2:47:11 PM)-->: tell me now
davepoobond<!-- (2:47:13 PM)-->: in order
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:47:14 PM)-->: yes i do
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:47:56 PM)-->: hmmm i dont think i know them in
order
davepoobond<!-- (2:48:00 PM)-->: you better
davepoobond<!-- (2:48:16 PM)-->: i kinda need them
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:48:27 PM)-->: ur too old to listen to them
davepoobond<!-- (2:48:42 PM)-->: ur MOMs too old to listen to them
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:48:49 PM)-->: yea she is
davepoobond<!-- (2:49:01 PM)-->: ...
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:49:05 PM)-->: well its not that fun talkin to
u, so later
davepoobond<!-- (2:49:06 PM)-->: that was meant as an insult
davepoobond<!-- (2:49:16 PM)-->: y isnt fun
davepoobond<!-- (2:49:22 PM)-->: i'm the funnest person in the world
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:49:28 PM)-->: fuck no
davepoobond<!-- (2:49:30 PM)-->: i'm not even a girl
davepoobond<!-- (2:49:35 PM)-->: YOU'VE BEEN PLAYED
davepoobond<!-- (2:49:36 PM)-->: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:49:53 PM)-->: sweet
davepoobond<!-- (2:50:18 PM)-->: yes well
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:50:22 PM)-->: then ur gay,
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:50:33 PM)-->: u do too much of a good job tlakin
to a girl
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:50:40 PM)-->: talkin like a girl*
davepoobond<!-- (2:50:45 PM)-->: you a girl
davepoobond<!-- (2:50:47 PM)-->: haha
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:50:58 PM)-->: good one dave
davepoobond<!-- (2:51:07 PM)-->: u must be gay cuz you get yourself
mixed up
davepoobond<!-- (2:51:16 PM)-->: what are you talking about
davepoobond<!-- (2:51:17 PM)-->: who's dave
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:51:21 PM)-->: yea i am
davepoobond<!-- (2:52:04 PM)-->: why'd you call me dave
davepoobond<!-- (2:52:11 PM)-->: u queer
davepoobond<!-- (2:52:16 PM)-->: my name is mack
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:52:17 PM)-->: y the fuck u think
davepoobond<!-- (2:52:20 PM)-->: i dont know
davepoobond<!-- (2:53:12 PM)-->: =-O
davepoobond<!-- (2:53:50 PM)-->: who do you think i am lol
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:54:25 PM)-->: my mom
davepoobond<!-- (2:54:43 PM)-->: ur right
davepoobond<!-- (2:54:46 PM)-->: and its your bedtime
davepoobond<!-- (2:54:51 PM)-->: so lets go to bed together
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:55:00 PM)-->: fuck u mym om s dead
davepoobond<!-- (2:55:11 PM)-->: or so you think
davepoobond<!-- (2:55:34 PM)-->: u just said i was your mom
davepoobond<!-- (2:56:24 PM)-->: comonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
davepoobond<!-- (2:56:30 PM)-->: ur being a square
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:56:33 PM)-->: wat do u want
davepoobond<!-- (2:56:42 PM)-->: who do you think i really am
davepoobond<!-- (2:56:49 PM)-->: you called me dave for some reason
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:57:11 PM)-->: i thought i remembered this sn
for a sec, dave's sn
davepoobond<!-- (2:57:23 PM)-->: dave who
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:57:38 PM)-->: this fag
davepoobond<!-- (2:57:55 PM)-->: nameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
davepoobond<!-- (2:59:08 PM)-->: 8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)
davepoobond<!-- (2:59:12 PM)-->: :-D:-D:-D:-D
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:59:24 PM)-->: shit ur annoying
davepoobond<!-- (2:59:27 PM)-->: lol
davepoobond<!-- (2:59:31 PM)-->: i'm sorry
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (2:59:37 PM)-->: its cool
davepoobond<!-- (2:59:38 PM)-->: wanna talk about game gear
davepoobond<!-- (3:00:40 PM)-->: wanna know something funny
davepoobond<!-- (3:00:46 PM)-->: we've been talking for 40 minutes
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (3:01:05 PM)-->: shit
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (3:01:24 PM)-->: how did u get my sn
davepoobond<!-- (3:01:36 PM)-->: i told u i must've put it on when
i was drunk
davepoobond<!-- (3:02:12 PM)-->: actually i typed it into my buddy
list
davepoobond<!-- (3:02:15 PM)-->: and it came up
davepoobond<!-- (3:02:20 PM)-->: isnt that funny
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (3:02:46 PM)-->: at
davepoobond<!-- (3:02:54 PM)-->: at?
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (3:03:01 PM)-->: wat
davepoobond<!-- (3:03:19 PM)-->: i typed it into my buddy list and
it came up
davepoobond<!-- (3:03:29 PM)-->: i put gunsnroses4321
davepoobond<!-- (3:03:33 PM)-->: and it came up
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (3:04:12 PM)-->: ok
gUnsNRoses4321<!-- (3:04:57 PM)-->: so ur just a random fag who guesses
screen names cuz they have no friends to put them on their b-list
davepoobond<!-- (3:05:02 PM)-->: yeah
davepoobond<!-- (3:05:04 PM)-->: pretty much
davepoobond<!-- (3:05:08 PM)-->: except that fag part
davepoobond<!-- (3:06:55 PM)-->: do you eat lucky charms?
::gets warned::
davepoobond<!-- (3:07:15 PM)-->: what the hell
::gets warned again::
davepoobond<!-- (3:07:23 PM)-->: stop being gay
::gets warned to 35%::
gUnsNRoses4321 signed off at 3:07:42 PM.
davepoobond<!-- (3:07:43 PM)-->: i KNOW its you <HR>Previous
message was not received by gUnsNRoses4321 because of error<!-- (3:07:45
PM)-->: User gUnsNRoses4321 is not available.<HR>
::warns him to 30%:: stupid fag
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