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davepoobond: i cant wait till elian gonzalez grows up
davepoobond: cuz then he'll pry be an actor
davepoobond: or something
Lumpy: o.O
davepoobond: starring Elian Gonzalez. "The Life of Elian Gonzalez"
davepoobond: like one of those biographical films
davepoobond: like The Hurricane
Lumpy: lol
davepoobond: Janet Reno would be like the antagonist
davepoobond: and its all controversy
davepoobond: and they show like a real side to elian
Lumpy: lol
davepoobond: and he's like sitting on the side of the pool with his legs
in the water
davepoobond: playing with a toy
davepoobond: and he doesnt say anything cuz he only knows spanish
davepoobond: oh yeah in the beginning his ship sinks or something and then
he swims to the shore. and its all dramatic. like in cast away or something
davepoobond: and his only friends are the media
davepoobond: that give him lollipops and stuff
Lumpy: ::shakes his head::
davepoobond: and then his "vacation" ends when his daddy comes back
davepoobond: and no one knows that he doesnt like him cuz he speaks in a
slurred obsolete mayan version of spanish that isnt actually spanish
davepoobond: and they try to get him back with his father
davepoobond: but they dont let him
davepoobond: and then a masked guy with a gun comes and gets him in the closet,
because one of his media guy friends put him in there
davepoobond: and the media guy gets a picture of it
Lumpy: let it go
davepoobond: ok i'm sorry
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