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Victim: davepoobond, for having parents that buy organic cashews
davepoobond: my breakfast today - a hot dog and Graham cracker honey sticks
davepoobond: a cold hot dog
Phoenix: .. cool or uncookeD?
davepoobond: uncooked
Phoenix: ...at least say not frozen
davepoobond: right out of the package
davepoobond: in the fridge
Phoenix: whew...
Phoenix: frozen would scare me
davepoobond: i got kinda nautious at the last few bites
davepoobond: i used to eat them cold when i was little, but i think its just
the brand
davepoobond: Hebrew National
Phoenix: prolly the crackers
davepoobond: no, i was just eating the hot dog then
davepoobond: the crackers taste mighty fine
davepoobond: and theres a pile of sugar at the bottom of the bag
davepoobond: heh
Phoenix: mmm.. sugar
davepoobond: we have these nasty cashews that look like they're good to eat
davepoobond: but they're really hard and they have no taste to them
Phoenix: ugh
davepoobond: who sells that kinda crap
Phoenix: leave em in a bowl for guests
davepoobond: .............we dont have guests......
Phoenix: where all the nasty stuff should go.
Phoenix: So?
davepoobond: NO WONDER
davepoobond: its ORGANIC
Phoenix: ugh!
davepoobond: taste more like crap than cashews
Phoenix: nothing good ever comes out of the ground
davepoobond: yer tellin me
davepoobond: they're horrrrribible
Phoenix: Why would you buy it ugh..
davepoobond: i didnt
davepoobond: my parents did
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