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elmoisfurry: holmes...........u smell of rotten beef carcases
Holmes: thanks
elmoisfurry: thats not a compliment u jackass
elmoisfurry: get it
elmoisfurry: jack
elmoisfurry: .......
elmoisfurry: ass
Holmes: o
elmoisfurry: heh heh heh
elmoisfurry: like a donkey
Holmes: who is this thou
elmoisfurry: hahahahahahahahahahaha
elmoisfurry: im thou
Holmes: oh ok thou
Holmes: i'm george w bush
elmoisfurry: BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!1
elmoisfurry: but i thought u were ploppy McPlopperson, esq.
Holmes: nah
Holmes: thats my next vice president
elmoisfurry: damn
Holmes: Bklynzballer
elmoisfurry: he smells like ham
elmoisfurry: nein
elmoisfurry: essen mein schise gern
Holmes: yea
elmoisfurry: schisse
Holmes: yewah
elmoisfurry: i staind my socks with my cranberry juice-and-spam sandwich
Holmes: cool
elmoisfurry: u guys r dumb
Holmes: !
Holmes: i know ur one of us
Holmes: in the chat
elmoisfurry: davepoopypeanutsbond is made of pickle jelly and congeled fart
Holmes: stimpyismyname
elmoisfurry: oh crap my coke
Holmes: or elmoisfurry
elmoisfurry: howd u know
elmoisfurry: elmo sucks
Holmes: just do hehehehe
elmoisfurry: so does nose
elmoisfurry: his nose is soooooooooooo poo filled
Holmes: lol
Holmes: how about his ears?
Holmes: are the poo filled too
elmoisfurry: he has none, just a bunch of noses
elmoisfurry: but not all of them are poo filled
elmoisfurry: only 13 out of 47
Holmes: o
elmoisfurry: 26 of them are filled with crack cocaine and electrical appliances
elmoisfurry: 7 of them are stupid
Holmes: oh
Holmes: which am i under
elmoisfurry: and the last one is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious......oh
wait, no, its stupid too
Holmes: o
Holmes: a lot of stupids
elmoisfurry: yea
elmoisfurry: cause hes stupid like a flappy fish
elmoisfurry: homless
elmoisfurry: hahahahahahaha
Holmes: would help to know what your talking about but ok
elmoisfurry: no u will never know what i am talking about because i eat my
vitamins
elmoisfurry: so there
Holmes: o.o
elmoisfurry: wtf
elmoisfurry: u talkin bout mah momma
elmoisfurry: oh yea, well, ur a dirty ho that eat fried beans just so you
can fart and still have a good time
elmoisfurry:
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: immmmmmmmmmmmmmmm soooooooooooooooooooooo
fuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Holmes: ahh
Holmes: your scaring me
elmoisfurry: no
elmoisfurry: not
elmoisfurry: im actually a stupid idiot
elmoisfurry: who poops his own pants
elmoisfurry: every 30 seconds
elmoisfurry: cause i suck
elmoisfurry: ...........wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Holmes: ahh
Holmes: i'm trying to make this funy log!
elmoisfurry: IM TRYING TO KILLLLLLLLLL UUUUUUU
Holmes: o
elmoisfurry: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holmes: well do it already
elmoisfurry: ::kill::
Holmes: ::dies::
elmoisfurry: ::dumps on homless's face and makes him eat it, even though
hes dead and its stupid::
Holmes: ...........
elmoisfurry: DAVE SMELLS
elmoisfurry: dont u ................. me
Holmes: yeah
Holmes: i won't u...................me
elmoisfurry: ill ................ ...................
......................................................................and..........................................ed..............................
beotch
Holmes: your mom is such a
..............mother..........'in....stinkin'........fat.......bean
eatin'..........bag
elmoisfurry: jfugudytfkhtfljflju
elmoisfurry: hkiujg
elmoisfurry: hj
elmoisfurry: oph
elmoisfurry: p
elmoisfurry: olih
Holmes: ................
elmoisfurry: ;ihbhlgyouifthtrgwsefywerfqwrstupooooooooooooopppppppppp
Holmes: ...........
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Holmes: :-)
Holmes: :-)(
Holmes signed off at 4:37:54 PM.
Holmes signed on at 4:39:01 PM.
elmoisfurry: oooooooooooooooooooo look at meeeeeee
elmoisfurry: im hoooooolmes
elmoisfurry: i sign off and on whenever i waaaaant
Holmes: no i'm holmes
Holmes: and I sign off when ever i want
elmoisfurry: not ne more
Holmes: so holmes whats new
elmoisfurry: ho monkey
elmoisfurry: thats ur new name
elmoisfurry: ho monkey
elmoisfurry: or
elmoisfurry: ho ho the ho
Holmes: no bobo the ho
elmoisfurry: or ho ho the hoe
elmoisfurry: no thats gay ho ho
elmoisfurry: i think ho ho the ho'ing hoe is a good name
elmoisfurry: yes
elmoisfurry: ur new name is
Holmes: ok
elmoisfurry: ho ho the ho'ing hoe
Holmes: so holmes
Holmes: whats up
elmoisfurry: ur pooped up face
elmoisfurry: hahahahahahaha
Holmes: HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Holmes: i'm a ho'ing hoe
elmoisfurry: noooooo
elmoisfurry: ur ho ho the ho'ing hoe
elmoisfurry: AND U GOTTA SAY HO HO HO. IM A HOE THATS A HO. LOOK AT
MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: and add on an "AUHH!!" every once in a while
elmoisfurry: guess who i am
Holmes: dave
Holmes: or stimpy
elmoisfurry: nonononononononononono
elmoisfurry: they b gaygay
Holmes: o
elmoisfurry: yea
elmoisfurry: beotch
Holmes: o
elmoisfurry: damn u suck at being not boring
Holmes: yeah i know
Holmes: i was born with the talent
elmoisfurry: no thats sukitude
elmoisfurry: an ability would be being able to poop ten yards
elmoisfurry: now thats a talent
Holmes signed off at 4:58:16 PM.
elmoisfurry: u suck
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elmoisfurry: gay ho
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elmoisfurry: stop saying that bitch
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