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hotstuff (3:10:46 PM): jhey
hotstuff (3:10:48 PM): asl
MyLeftTesticle (3:11:04 PM): 18/m/Cali
hotstuff (3:11:07 PM): f-ny
hotstuff (3:11:11 PM): 13
MyLeftTesticle (3:11:44 PM): Okay.
hotstuff (3:13:55 PM): ya
hotstuff (3:14:04 PM): so do u mo a kid named mike
MyLeftTesticle (3:14:30 PM): Yeah.
hotstuff (3:14:39 PM): whats his last name
MyLeftTesticle (3:14:53 PM): I know lots of people named Mike.
hotstuff (3:15:18 PM): do u no a kid named mike mcfee or somwthing like that
MyLeftTesticle (3:15:45 PM): Yeah.
hotstuff (3:15:52 PM): oh wait i think it is mike mcduffee
hotstuff (3:15:57 PM): do u really
MyLeftTesticle (3:16:17 PM): Yeah. I think he was in my high school last
year.
hotstuff (3:16:28 PM): ok then what does he look like
MyLeftTesticle (3:16:58 PM): It's been a while since I've seen him, though.
We didn't know each other all that well.
hotstuff (3:17:10 PM): oh ok
hotstuff (3:17:34 PM): well what is yur name when he gets on i will ask him
if he no's u
MyLeftTesticle (3:17:49 PM): My name is Fred.
hotstuff (3:17:55 PM): fred?
MyLeftTesticle (3:18:02 PM): Yeah.
MyLeftTesticle (3:18:12 PM): Or Frederick. Either one.
hotstuff (3:18:24 PM): fred what
MyLeftTesticle (3:18:39 PM): Fred Pine.
hotstuff (3:18:48 PM): for real
MyLeftTesticle (3:19:04 PM): Yeah. I used to get made fun of at school a
lot because of my last name.
hotstuff (3:19:17 PM): ok
hotstuff (3:20:35 PM): ok
hotstuff (3:20:47 PM): soi what do u wanna talk about fred
MyLeftTesticle (3:20:59 PM): Do you like cheese?
hotstuff (3:21:12 PM): no
hotstuff (3:21:19 PM): do u ?
MyLeftTesticle (3:21:40 PM): Why not? Cheese is very tasty. It comes in a
variety of flavors and what not. Cheese is the best thing that ever happened
to food.
hotstuff (3:21:55 PM): ya umm i am sure
MyLeftTesticle (3:22:09 PM): You don't know what you're missing, then.
hotstuff (3:22:38 PM): ya i do it aint like i have never eaten cheese before
MyLeftTesticle (3:22:52 PM): No, I mean eat it as a hobby.
hotstuff (3:23:08 PM): eat what as a hobbie
hotstuff (3:23:12 PM): lol i am j/k
MyLeftTesticle (3:23:20 PM): Heh.
hotstuff (3:23:30 PM): what
MyLeftTesticle (3:23:37 PM): That was funny.
hotstuff (3:23:48 PM): ya but did u even get it
MyLeftTesticle (3:23:53 PM): Yeah, I got it.
MyLeftTesticle (3:23:57 PM): Did you?
hotstuff (3:24:07 PM): ya i did
MyLeftTesticle (3:24:13 PM): Okay.
hotstuff (3:24:30 PM): so what are u doing
MyLeftTesticle (3:24:42 PM): I'm watching Oprah.
hotstuff (3:25:08 PM): kool
MyLeftTesticle (3:25:23 PM): Yeah, I wish I could be on the Oprah show.
hotstuff (3:25:45 PM): for what u dont have anything specail about u do u
MyLeftTesticle (3:26:13 PM): I could tell people about my tragic story that
happened two and a half years ago.
hotstuff (3:26:21 PM): what was that
MyLeftTesticle (3:27:53 PM): It was a fishing accident. We were all on this
fishing boat when suddenly, from out of no where, a giant squid capsized
the ship and killed my father. The whole crew died and I was the only survivor.
But then I was stranded on a deserted island for a few weeks and I had to
live out there. It was pretty traumatizing.
hotstuff (3:28:35 PM): dude the same thing happened to me
MyLeftTesticle (3:28:58 PM): Don't mock me. I still have nightmares about
all that.
hotstuff (3:29:32 PM): i am serios my ship was called the s.s.u wish
MyLeftTesticle (3:30:02 PM): ...Look, if you're going to mock me then I don't
think we should continue this conversation.
hotstuff (3:30:33 PM): ok ok i was just having a lil fun jesus dont be so
up tight
MyLeftTesticle (3:30:57 PM): Like I said, it was very traumatizing. I can't
help but get all uptight about it.
hotstuff (3:31:44 PM): ya but hwo do u expect me to believe that a giant
squid killed everybody
hotstuff (3:31:48 PM): except for u
MyLeftTesticle (3:32:37 PM): No, the giant squid didn't kill them--at least,
I don't think so. They probably died out at sea. Their bodies were never
found again.
hotstuff (3:32:47 PM): oh
hotstuff (3:33:00 PM): umm well what sea was this
MyLeftTesticle (3:35:20 PM): I'm sorry, what was that last part?
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--At about this time I was frantically trying to think up of a sea. I asked
Dave but he said "Pacific." -.-;; That's not a sea. She obviously knew that
I was bullshittin' her, but I don't care. Stupid bitches shouldn't IM me!
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