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DeadOrAlive60: hey
stimpyismyname: whats up
DeadOrAlive60: just plaing with my boner you?
stimpyismyname: yeah...
stimpyismyname: thats it....
DeadOrAlive60: you playing with yours too
stimpyismyname: yep
DeadOrAlive60: ?
DeadOrAlive60: cool
stimpyismyname: i wrap it up in the mouse cord
DeadOrAlive60: well does it feel good
stimpyismyname: it hurts
stimpyismyname: but in a good way
DeadOrAlive60: well you lke pain
stimpyismyname: yeah
DeadOrAlive60: well you like pain?
stimpyismyname: i said yes you homo
DeadOrAlive60: well how big is it
DeadOrAlive60: ?
stimpyismyname: as big as your moms
stimpyismyname: ...leg......
DeadOrAlive60: come on man tell me
stimpyismyname: 23
stimpyismyname: on a good day
DeadOrAlive60: for real man tell me
stimpyismyname: low humidity
stimpyismyname: brb
stimpyismyname: lemme check
DeadOrAlive60: just tell me
stimpyismyname: ahh....
stimpyismyname: cant tell
DeadOrAlive60: wat do you mean
stimpyismyname: between 30-35
stimpyismyname: it goes up and down
DeadOrAlive60: yeah right tell me how many inches
stimpyismyname: up...and down
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: i thought u meant pounds
stimpyismyname: thats why its so hard
stimpyismyname: ermmm
stimpyismyname: do you want the width?
stimpyismyname: cause mines wider that it is long
DeadOrAlive60: tell me how long it is then how wide it is
stimpyismyname: 5/7
DeadOrAlive60: 5 inches
stimpyismyname: yours
stimpyismyname: :-*
DeadOrAlive60: 7 inches
DeadOrAlive60: :-*
DeadOrAlive60: well
stimpyismyname: isnt that great
stimpyismyname: whyd you im me
stimpyismyname: fag
DeadOrAlive60: well i am not a fag
stimpyismyname: ..right...
DeadOrAlive60: you are the fag
stimpyismyname: how am i the fag
stimpyismyname: thats right
stimpyismyname: you cant answer
stimpyismyname: cause YOURE the fag
stimpyismyname: fag
DeadOrAlive60: you kept on telling me how your dsick was so your te fag
stimpyismyname: .....what?
DeadOrAlive60: yep
stimpyismyname: u said u were playing with your boner
stimpyismyname: first words
DeadOrAlive60: you asked me wat was i doing so i told you
stimpyismyname: i said whats up
stimpyismyname: its a greeting
stimpyismyname: i dont actually want you tyo tell me
stimpyismyname: just say" nothing"
stimpyismyname: or "im bored"
stimpyismyname: whyd u im me
DeadOrAlive60: well i want to chat with you okay so since we have already
started why dont we just keep on chating?
stimpyismyname: well okay then
stimpyismyname: pick a new topic besides boners
stimpyismyname: like, "when investing, sometimes you need to step outside
of the box- better yet, outside of the country"
DeadOrAlive60: why?
stimpyismyname: cause
stimpyismyname: its sound advice
DeadOrAlive60: well i want to talk about sex and things like that
stimpyismyname: o........k
stimpyismyname: u like to masterbate?
stimpyismyname: guess so
DeadOrAlive60: yeah do you?
stimpyismyname: i told u i am right now
stimpyismyname: with the mouse cord
DeadOrAlive60: so your dick is 5 inches long
stimpyismyname: sometimes my priter gets jammed with stuff other than paper
DeadOrAlive60: with wat
stimpyismyname: my DICK
stimpyismyname: you fool
DeadOrAlive60: well is it smooth
stimpyismyname: the...printer?
stimpyismyname: i guess
stimpyismyname: in some spots
DeadOrAlive60: well is it 5 inches long?
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: 5 inches into your dog
DeadOrAlive60: how long is it exactly
stimpyismyname: i told u
stimpyismyname: its like those balloons from those elastic plastic commercials
stimpyismyname: itcan get as big as i see fit
stimpyismyname: and you can poke it with a fork!
DeadOrAlive60: yeah right
stimpyismyname: well
stimpyismyname: you dont have to believe me
stimpyismyname: wanna have a financial marriage?
stimpyismyname: im not serious
stimpyismyname: i wouldnt marry you
DeadOrAlive60: why
stimpyismyname: even if it was for financial reasons
stimpyismyname: cause ur a FAG
DeadOrAlive60: why not
DeadOrAlive60: your the fag
stimpyismyname: no YOURE the fag
DeadOrAlive60: youre the fag
stimpyismyname: nope
DeadOrAlive60: we are both fags
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: except me
DeadOrAlive60: well ask me some questions about my sex since i already asked
you
stimpyismyname: uhh...
stimpyismyname: have you ever raped anyone
DeadOrAlive60: no
stimpyismyname: how about animals
DeadOrAlive60: yeah
stimpyismyname: what kind
stimpyismyname: a dog, right?
stimpyismyname: of a bird
DeadOrAlive60: yep
DeadOrAlive60: a dog
stimpyismyname: you raped your bird YOU BASTARD
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: i see
stimpyismyname: thats okay
stimpyismyname: they like it
DeadOrAlive60: yeah he liked it
stimpyismyname: was it you dog?
DeadOrAlive60: yeah
stimpyismyname: i meant you r dog
stimpyismyname: your dog
stimpyismyname: yeah
DeadOrAlive60: yeah
stimpyismyname: great
DeadOrAlive60: yep
stimpyismyname: is it scared of you
stimpyismyname: now
DeadOrAlive60: no
stimpyismyname: really
DeadOrAlive60: yep
stimpyismyname: it likes you better
DeadOrAlive60: a lot
stimpyismyname: will it eat out of your ass/
DeadOrAlive60: yeah and it will lik my dick
stimpyismyname: great
stimpyismyname: easier than washing it
stimpyismyname: yourself
DeadOrAlive60: yrp i fucked him one day wen i was horny and i sucked his
dick then the next day he fuc ked me
stimpyismyname: youre a sick bastard
DeadOrAlive60: wat do you mean
stimpyismyname: nothing
stimpyismyname: i meant no offense
DeadOrAlive60: why am i a sick bastard?
stimpyismyname: no reason
stimpyismyname: i was talking to someone else
DeadOrAlive60: okay but did you read about wat i did to him and wat he did
to me?
stimpyismyname: yes
stimpyismyname: do you like to play with legos
DeadOrAlive60: no why
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: theyre fun to play with sometimes
DeadOrAlive60: well do you think it is good wat i did to the dog
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: heres a trick i learned though
stimpyismyname: get a corn dog
DeadOrAlive60: wen i went to suck his dick he was hard as can be
stimpyismyname: cover it in mustard
stimpyismyname: stick IT in first
stimpyismyname: then you have some nice lubricant
stimpyismyname: and it tastes goood too
DeadOrAlive60: well the dogs dick was as haard as can be wen i was sucking
it
stimpyismyname: whats your point
stimpyismyname: how do you get off to blowjobs
stimpyismyname: i thught you werent a fag
DeadOrAlive60: that he had a big dick and i sucked him good and he cum a
lot
DeadOrAlive60: i am not a fag
stimpyismyname: the first step is denial;
DeadOrAlive60: i am not a fag
DeadOrAlive60: how do you think i am a fag
stimpyismyname: no reason
DeadOrAlive60: how do you think i am
DeadOrAlive60: ?
DeadOrAlive60: ?
stimpyismyname: i dont know what ur talking about
stimpyismyname: wanna be a member of my site
DeadOrAlive60: how do you think i am a fag?
DeadOrAlive60: wat site is it
DeadOrAlive60: ?
stimpyismyname: ChristopherSoft
DeadOrAlive60: do you think i am a fag because i gave the dog a blowjob?
stimpyismyname: yes
stimpyismyname: but im not judging you
stimpyismyname: thats for god to do
stimpyismyname: did you go to the site
DeadOrAlive60: well i am not becasue i am not going to let a dog lick my
dick and make me cum and not do the same for him
DeadOrAlive60: if you give a man a blowjob it doesnt mean your gay it is
only when you have sex
stimpyismyname: ...right...
stimpyismyname: just goto te site
DeadOrAlive60: you ever had a blowjob before?
stimpyismyname: ..notby a man
DeadOrAlive60: by a woman?
stimpyismyname: did u go to the site
DeadOrAlive60: yes it is dumb answer my question
stimpyismyname: ur dumb
stimpyismyname: andu like getting blowjobs fron men
DeadOrAlive60: answer the question
stimpyismyname: yes
DeadOrAlive60: from men and women wat is the difference
stimpyismyname: one is gay
stimpyismyname: want to join the site
DeadOrAlive60: no it is not gay for a mna to give a mna a blowjob it is just
plaing aroung it is gay if you have sex with another man it is in the bible
that it is a sin ti have sex with another man
stimpyismyname: ok.....
stimpyismyname: you got some issues!
stimpyismyname: hahahaha!
stimpyismyname: hey
stimpyismyname: u still there
stimpyismyname: u getting a blowjob from your dad or what
stimpyismyname: i thought u wanted to talk
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: bye
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