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to the 2nd Power Studios Broadcast 2
Now top stories with David…
Sports with Davis…
Weather with Daveed…
a few words with Fiddlesticks…
and The Special Guest Corner with Binky
David: Now for the top stories… 1. DBC is going to sue another TV station
for taking our material! Its a stupid little station called Matt to the 2nd
Power Studios!
Daveed : Rifles… check… rocket launchers… check…
grenades… check… timed mines… check… remote mines…
check… proximity mines… check…
David: What the heck are you doing????
Daveed: We are going to sue them… right?
David: Yeah...so
Daveed: Suppose they win!!! I ain’t lettin’ them off THAT easy
David: We’re going to SUE them not start a some weird war called TV
Station War I. Imagine what ABC, NBC, and CBS will do!
Fiddlesticks: What’s TV Station War I?
(everybody ignores Fiddlesticks)
Daveed: So what!!!! I’m gonna raid their studio with or without you
guys!!!
F-14…check…tank…check…MiG-25…check…Nuclear
bomb… check…missiles…check…Aircraft
Carrier…check… Apache Helicopter…check…Cobra
Helicopter…check…bazooka…check…oh yeah, I forgot! My
squirt gun! Hmm...what else am I missing?
Davis (while Daveed is checking his supplies): Hey!!! It’ll be a great
topic for my sports column!!! Speaking of sports…
Now Sports with Davis… Davis: 1. Too bad. Our rivals took all the info
away from us!!! So there’s no sports.
David: Oh I almost forgot!!!!! We have a whole NEW cast of members coming!!!!
And of course we’ll still be here!!! And they’re coming next episode!!!
Here’s the list of people coming, they also have a comment for us!!!
Johnny Bravo: Hey!!! There’s a bunch of teeny weeny bikini girls out
there!!! What da hell am I doing here??
Melonhead: Huh?? Wait!!! I didn’t do anything!!! What am I doing here??
I’m just a melonhead, what do you expect from me????
Beep Beep: Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Honk Honk
AAAghhh: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr.Rock: ................................................................
Garfield: yawwwnn! Ok, now where’s my lasagna? You told me I’d
get some if I said something, and I did. At least give me 20 bucks to go
to a restaurant or somethin!
Davis (pushing Garfield away): That’s a heck of a lineup!!!!
David: Yeah! But some people won’t be in the show. Like Beep Beep, AAAghhh,
and Mr. Rock. We just put them in for the heck of it!!! But these people
might make a cameo appearance someday!
(Daveed loads his gun and makes a… well you know how it sounds)
Daveed: OK I’m going down there now, whoever wants to come get some
guns and some body armor.
David: Uh oh, we gotta go. When Daveed starts he never stops. Unless his
girlfriend tells him to stop. Excuse me did I say girlfriend? I meant
X-Girlfriend....
Daveed: I never liked her anyway!!!!!! One day she got on my nerves than
I just pulled out a gun and BANG!!!!
Davis: Women… you need’em but you can’t live with them.
David (looking mad at Davis): Shut up
Binky: I ain’t going!!!! I’m doing my part of the show!!!!…
(everyone looks at Binky)
Binky: Oh, what the heck it’s not like I have anybody to interview
Daveed: HA HA! WE GONNA KICK ASS!
(everyone runs out the door)
(gun shots can be heard ringing out in the distance)
(end)
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