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Scluckle
Episode 2
The Cast:
Narrator ((speaking in the ( ) ))
Dacky!
jamescrapbond
Watson
MyRightTesticle
renismyname
ear
elmaismad
cako the portuguese porker
taco homless-man
Jared*
((Scluckle are all in a subway store. They have a new member who is well
known for his subway diet (LOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSER) and is only known under codename
as "Osama bin Jared". He is in a custume with and obviously fake beard and
glasses with a towel on his head (no not wrapped around his head, just a
towel laying on his head). He is in a bathrobe trying to play off some middle
eastern guy. The sluckle people surround him.
jamescrapbond: so...you want to be hired?
ear: do you have what it takes?
MyRightTesticle: Are you gay? just askin...if you are...i know...a
friend...who...needs...a...date...
Osama bin Jared (in a middle easter accent): Oh yes i am very very gooo-da.
I kick squackle butt. I have plan, secret secret plans.
Watson: I say hire his ass.
elmaismad: we need ideas, my dick isn't workin anymore...wheres my apple
juice?
jamescrapbond: fine, your hire. elmaismad, go on vacation and take the mandatory
vodka and viagra with you.
elmaismad: ok bye
((he leaves))
jamescrapbond: now, tell us this secret plan.
Osama bin Jared: First we must eat many many sandwiches until we are plump
and fat like a camel hump. Then we must eat more like the thousand arabian
knights who rescued Princess Flabula from the evil fast food restaurants.
Then we must pray to the goddess of Suba-VVay and ask her for forgiveness
and greatfullness and for a nice and long subway sandwich. Then our plan
will be in effect.
nose: i like subway
((jamescrapbond slaps nose with a subway sandwich))
jamescrapbond: cool these things are good for something.
Osama bin Jared: No no no, no whackin, more eatin. eat eat eat like the feast
of the goddes Sub-VVay.
((jamescrapbond sits on the sandwich))
jamescrapbond: nice seat too! WHO'S UP FOR A GAME OF BASEBALL!
((MyRightTesticle throws a ball and jamescrapbond hits the ball using the
sandwich as a bat. The ball hits Osama bin Jared and knocks his costume off.
Oh My God, It's Jared dresssing up like a bootleg Osama Bin Laden and selling
his subway sandwiches!
Jared: Damnit!
((the scluckle people surround him ready to beat him up when he stops them))
Jared: WAIT! ((he pulls out a small remote with a single button on it.))
If I press this button it will destroy Squackle, your arch nemisis!
cako the portuguese porker: umm...lets just beat him up and take the button?
taco homeless-man: sounds great
((they all grab subway sandwiches and beat him to a pulp with the sandwiches,
while Jared is screaming: "SUBWAYYYYYYYYYY I HAVE FAILED YOOOOOOUUUUU! I
LOVE YYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU"))
renismyname: I'll press the button
((he presses the button. Suddenly the subway building there in opens in half
and a subway sandwich the size of a building pulled out from underneath the
building. The sandwich is wheat bread with a lot of cheese, nuclear missles
and canadian bacon along with chile. WHAT A DEADLY COMBINATION! The Sandwich
launches into the air. The building returns to normal. ))
Jared: It's beautiful, isn't it? Only 2 grams of fa-
((all the scluckle people continue beating him. Meanwhile at the Squackle
lab of underwear investigation, the wedgie alarm goes off and alerts everyone
that an incoming skidmark (slang term for missle) is coming in. stimpyismyname
calls on Dacky! to help out! Dacky! flies into the air and with a few big
bites, eats the sandwich. He then flies to the subway the scluckle is in
and makes a large LARGE fart. The whole scluckle team is blown out in different
directions. Jared was severly hurt by the blast and had his arms and legs
replaced by subway sandwiches. Osama bin Laden sued Jared for copying him
but then Dacky! killed Osama bin laden while he was eating a sandwhich at
subway.))
((The End))
((Don't Do Drugs))
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