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Setting: A street suggests a curb. A bum is sitting on it.
whee. I am a horse.
Boy: Hey mister bum!
Bum: ::farts:: Hi kid ::burp!::
Boy: You sure are fucked up. I bet you could use some money.
Bum: Mraph!
Boy: I've got 300 dollars! I'm gonna get some can-dah!
Bum: Get me some.
Boy: What?
Bum: I want some of the candy you get.
Boy: That's not what you said.
Bum: Get me some.
Boy: I said - that's not what you said
Bum: Mraph!!
Boy: What the hell was that?!
Bum: Go away
Boy: It's a free country! AH HA HA HA!!!
(Bum throws a broken beer bottle at the boy's crotch)
Boy: OW! #$#*$%@#*!!! YOU GET NO CANDY!!!
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