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Company \ Commercial: Aguafina
Aguafina Man: hello. Aquafina sucks. You should buy our water instead. Aquafina
doesn't tell you what's in their drinks. Our water is made of 100% spit.
Yes that's right. Spit. Spit is nutritious. Spit is sterile, and why not
just have a bottle of our spit everyday? I'm sure you've had enough of the
taste of your spit, am I right?
(Aguafina Man walks to an Aguafina and an Aquafina)
Aguafina Man: believe it or not, they're made of the same thing. So why buy
from those untrustworthy bastards, that promise you nothing, when you can
buy from us, an honest, customer loving company that doesn't sleep in the
blood of virgins every night to stay young forever? You decide.
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