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Company \ Commercial: Insta-Pantie Party Spray
(Insta-Pantie Party Man is dancing with a bunch of girls. He stops, but the
girls keep dancing. All the girls are down to their underwear, as well as
Insta-Pantie Party Man. It looks like he has at least 20 pairs of women's
panties on)
(Insta-Pantie Party Man snaps his fingers, and all the girls disappear)
Insta-Pantie Party Man: Hello, would you like this to be your everyday life?
If so, listen on!
(Insta-Pantie Party Man walks to a different part of his house)
Insta-Pantie Party Man: Hi. I'm Insta-Pantie Party Man, and I'm going to
tell you about a new discovery in the very interesting field of Pantie Pary
Research.
(Insta-Pantie Party Man takes out a bottle from his panties and displays
it, pointing at it with his free hand)
Insta-Pantie Party Man: Introducing the all new Insta-Pantie Party Spray!
Just spray...
(Insta-Pantie Party Man sprays a little and hot girl appears out of nowhere
in her panties, dancing)
Insta-Pantie Party Man: -and you instantly have a Pantie Party! Just keep
spraying, and you get more! We have several types of Insta-Pantie Party Sprays
available. We'll have them scroll the screen really fast, so get your pens
ready!
(scrolling really fast)
12 year old and under Insta-Pantie Party Spray
Teenager Insta-Pantie Party Spray
20 - 30 years old Insta-Pantie Party Spray
Mid Life Crisis Insta-Pantie Party Spray
"Middle Aged" Insta-Pantie Party Spray
Senior Insta-Pantie Party Spray
Friggin Old Insta-Pantie Party Spray
"I just can't get it up, but maybe this will work" Insta-Pantie Party Spray
Dogs Insta-Pantie Party Spray
Giraffes Insta-Pantie Party Spray
Hippos Insta-Pantie Party Spray
and all new Clown Insta-Pantie Party Spray, and Pirate Insta-Pantie Party
Spray
Insta-Pantie Party Man: all these come in male, female, hemaphrodite, transexual,
bisexual male, bisexual female, trisexual, and trisexual with goozaks. You
can find them at any Pool and Spa stores
(end)
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