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The Video Professor: Hello, The Video Professor back again from the hospital
(The Video Professor waves a bandaged hand)
The Video Professor: last time, I was burned silly on the front side of my
body with Radiator Carpet. Amazingly, we have sold, to date 13 Radio Carpets
and 15 Radiator Carpets. But now, Smart Carpets has a new product that is
sure to fly off the shelves! It's the Radioactive Carpet!
(The Video Professor leans against a wall)
The Video Professor: have you ever wanted to create your own mutated animals,
objects, or even mutate yourself for better or worse? No more not being able
to! The Radioactive Carpet takes care of all of that! Just simply rub on
this package of Nuclear waste we found in New Jersey, and voila!
(The Video Professor pours on some nuclear waste on the carpet and his arms
burn off)
The Video Professor: uh oh….um….your results may vary. Only $50
for the carpet and $1300 for a 8 oz. can of nuclear waste!
(end)
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