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The Video Professor: Hello. I am the Video Professor. Since I am piss poor
because I was practically giving away my CDs to help people learn how to
use their computers, I've decided tow work for Smart Carpets, the best wholesale
carpet makers ever. Today, I'm here to show you their latest product. The
Radio Carpet
(The Video Professor sits on a chair in front of a carpet)
The Video Professor: It works just like a VCR, except it's a radio and has
nothing to do with a VCR. It actually blows up all VCRs in a 10 centimeter
radius if you're not careful! I'll show you how it works.
(The Video Professor leans toward the carpet)
The Video Professor (screaming): I want to listen to Backstreet Boys!
Radio Carpet: You're gay. Here's some N*Sync for the day!
(N*Sync music starts playing)
The Video Professor: This is a happenin' beat!
(The Video Professor smiles)
Radio Carpet: Hey, this got flare, how above some music from a guy named
Dave!
(Dave Mathews Band starts playing)
The Video Professor: The whole carpet is mixed in with millions of mini-speakers
and mini-microphones. Every time it changes music it makes a rhyme, too!
Radio Carpet: That's right, Pro, how about some Cro-ws?
(Crows start to squawk from the carpet)
The Video Professor: Well, there are some drawbacks…you can't walk on
the carpet because of the speakers and microphones and sometimes it picks
something bad!
Radio Carpet: I'm hungry, how about some music from Hungary?!
(The Video Professor looks at the camera with a weird face)
The Video Professor: Only $36000! Would you please buy it? Please?
(end)
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