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Company \ Commercial: Squackle! Shop
Note: the Squackle Shop is no longer open.
The camera is aimed at a street corner and suddenly a guy dressed in a buisness
suit walks by the camera and the camera follows him along with an announcer
who is off screen.
Announcer: "Hello sir!"
The guy turns around.
Guy: "uh....hey....whats the camera for?"
Announcer: "What camera?"
Guy: "The camera right infront of you."
A fist flys from off screen and punches the guy...
Guy: "OW! WHAT THE HELL?"
Announcer: (in a whisper voice) "Your not suppose to look at the camera..."
Guy: "oh.....ok?!?
Announcer: "Now....ahem...your not exactly dressed to impress are you?"
Guy: "Whats that suppose to mean?"
Announcer: "Well....to be frank....your clothes are butt ugly...infact I'll
rip them off right now."
Some hands from off screen grab on the guys suit and rip is clothes off.
Guy: "THAT WAS IMPORTED FROM ITALY AND COSTED 2000 DOLLARS!"
Announcer: "You are sooo materialistic.....now go to the Squackle shop and
buy some clothes...the internet address is
http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=squackle
. I repeat the internet address is
http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=squackle
. Did I already say
http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=squackle
? I don't think I did. The internet address is
http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=squackle
. Go there now...Bye."
Guy: "YOUR PAYIN FOR MY VERSACHI ITALIAN SUIT!"
Announcer: "Pfft yeah right..."
The announcer and camera guy walk off....suddenly the guy jumps on to the
announcer and they start fighting. The camera guy takes the camera and bashes
it over the guys head which ends the scene.
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