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A three hour long slideshow of Kasio with his mouth open, doing various rapping
and eating cheesecake begins while generic R&B tunes play softly. When
it's finally over, the camera zooms in on Kasio as the obviously fake audience
applauds. Kasio is wearing a blue jersey with a red backwards baseball cap,
he's sitting behind a desk so use your imagination for what his pants look
like, perhaps it's a giant salmon clung to his dick.
Kasio: (Very loudly) Yo yo yoooooooooo!! Wassup in heeeeeea!?
He pretends to be doing wa-was on a turntable and moving his mouth in awkward
positions for 15 minutes.
Kasio: Let's welcome our first guest, Queen Latifaaaaaaaa-(continues for
three minutes)aah!
Skanky pop music blasts through the speakers as Queen Latifah's fat ass comes
moo-mooing it's way over to the chair beside Kasio's desk.
Kasio: Yo wassup girl!?
They exchange a low five.
Queen Latifah: Well I outgrew my old dress so I had to get a new on-
Kasio: (Speaking loudly so the viewer can hear him over Queen Latifah) YEAH
I HATE IT WHEN DAT HAPPENS, HAHAHEAH!!
The clapping machine coughs.
Queen Latifah: (Smiling and nodding) Yeah I like it when you do stuff like
dat.
Kasio: (Loudly yet again) AHAW HAW! LET'S GET IT ON.
Kasio and Queen Latifah strip and start humping on the desk. There is complete
silence apart from the moans and screams of the two as the camera slowly
fades out...
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