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a room. there are two men. one man (barney) is wearing a black trenchcoat.
the other (billy joe bob bobert francisca fregadero sardine the 6th) is a
very fat man wearing pink spandex.
billy joe: i want youto do this thingfor me. it is very important to my family.
barney: yeah, i see what i can do.
billy joe: you must! i die if this doesnt go well!!
barney: yeah, well, them's the breaks.
billy joe: i die! don't you see??
barney: gotta die sometime.
billy joe: but i'm only 10!
barney: yeah, but you gotta be at least 300 pounds!
billy joe: look, i'm payin you to do this, so just do it!
barney: fine.
alleyway. dark. barneyis singing a song he just made up.
barney: dum de dum dum. jus waitin for da guy i'm gonna KILLLLLLL with my
flamethroWAH... (a pause) nah nah nah... (a pause) i'm hungry...
a guy walks bythe alley. he's really old and fat.
barney: not so fast there victim!
guy: what?
barney: dieeeee!!! (uses flamethrower to kill the guy) yay, now i can go
get my money!
back in the first room.
barney: ok i'm done, gimme my money!
billy joe: what are you talking about? and where have you been? you said
you had to go to the bathroom.
barney:well, anyway, i still killed an old fat guy, so i want my money.
billy joe: what?
barney: the mission.
billy joe: i told you to open this can of beans!
barney: ........so........?
billy joe: argh, i crapped my pants.
barney: really? ewwww!! why?
billy joe: it' something i do when i'm very angry.
barney: and you're fat!
billy ooe: what does that have to do with anyth--
billy joe is cut off by barney's flame thrower, which barney was using on
billy joe. this is why billy joe stopped talking in the middle of a word.
stimpyismyname: im not done with this one....
(but who knows if it’ll actually get finished...?)
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