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Dude with Top stories
Jack with half of half of half of half X 10 to the 32ed power
Sweaty with being kicked off the show for last nights incident
They all walk in
Sweaty: Hi Jack....Hi (giggles) Dude
Dude pulls out a gun
Jack: WHOA WAIT NOT YET
Dude fires 6 rounds into Sweaty's head
Jack looks down and starts crying
Dude: Wussy
Jack: No i have somethin in my eye
Dude: Let me see
Jack looks up showing he has a Canadian African American Japaneseian Wasp
in his eyes
Dude: DUDE thats sick
Jack pulls the thing off his eye and throws it in Sweaty's mouth
Dude: Well i think we should actully do some news
Jack: Ok
Dude: With top stories...(glances at paper)I slept with Sweaty last....HEY
JACK
Jack starts laughing
Dude: err
Dude: Well with other news Jack's mother in really a Panda made out a pure
Canadian dog crap
Jack: HEY
Dude:ok ok lets make a truce
Jack: errr what ever
Dude: Well theres nothing elese except that Clock Tower 2 has been released
and man it sucks...but no worry...number 1 one is a lot better
Jack: All this new sucks lets get to the super bowl
Dude picks up the super bowl tape and tears it apart
Jack: ERRRRRRRRRR
Jack gets really red and explodes higher than the empire state building then
an air plane hits him
Dude: What you have just seened is a replay of what happened eairlier today...we
will no show you what happened inside the plane
Pilot: Hey wheres all the flight attendents
Flight Attendent: Yes what do you need
Pilot: I wanna pinch your butt
Flight Attendent: WHAT
Just then the pilot wasnt watching where he was going and then sundenly they
ran into what they thought was a giant piece of duck crap but was really
just Jack's head
Dude: Thus ends this story...next time I will have 2 new peoples for this
show since both Jack and Sweaty are dead...until next time this is the 6
o' clock news....Dude signing off
News Music starts to play
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