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The Squackle!
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Dacky's #1 best friends in the whole wide world, ruining the world's youth
one by one.
Our Mission Statement: We aim to entertain our audience with
a unique style of humor, offering all spectrums of humor, and to become the
biggest collection of all different forms of humor. We will do this
by giving the viewer a pleasant experience, offering no hidden spyware/adware
installations, ABSOLUTELY NO POP-UP ADS EVER, a very limited amount of banner
ads displayed (which are not obtrusive at all), no "commercials" between
pages, and no "active ads" that appear on the page you are looking at all
of a sudden. The goal of Squackle is not to make money, but to serve
as an outlet for creative talents (however creative or not they may be),
and if you hate the content we have on our site, then so be it. We're
not going to change the way we do things. We do this out of our own
fun and motivation, and whether we get one visitor a day or five million,
we will still do things the way we want to.
Name:
davepoobond
Age: 21
E-mail Address:
davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com
Jobs: Main web designer (knows basic HTML only),
main publicist, marketing representative, the main guy, the only guy that
updates the site, the only guy that works on this site, the only guy that
you'll see saying things in the updates most of the time, the guy that you
should reference to when you talk about this site. Business legislator
of foreign and domestic affairs, web site organizer, web site attorney, as
well as single and looking ::wink::.
About Himself: uhh....umm...i poop, and i
play bass guitar. We all started this web site (or a form of it) since
we were 13 years old. Isn't that interesting. If you cared to
actually know more information about me, I have a myspace account here:
http://www.myspace.com/davepoobond.
If you have myspace, join the Squackle group here:
http://groups.myspace.com/squackle,
because its the cool thing to do.
Name:
Nose
Age: 21
Jobs: funny guy, mostly emotional support.
Stopped giving stuff in 2000.
About Himself: I'm a psychotic porn star midget. I like oily
foods and cheese. Grease is your friend. I also like 1950's foreign horror
films and sniffing glue and other substances. I also play the guitar.
Name:
stimpyismyname
Age: 20
Jobs: story writer, game programmer, other junk. Occasionally
gives stuff to put up.
About Himself: I play guitar, I like video
games and movies
Name:
elmoisfurry
Age: 20
Jobs: wrote stuff, but stopped doing a lot
in 2001. Mostly emotional support
About Himself: knows how to play the bass,
but plays bagpipes and eats haggis
Name:
Fajita
Bum
Age: 20
Jobs: made Dacky (the duck), mostly emotional
support. Has never actually made anything except for Dacky.
About Himself: I like potato cakes, fajita
bums, and poopy tarts
Name:
Blind
Bubba
Age: 20
Jobs: emotional support.
Name:
Soup
Nazi
Age: 20
Jobs: Flash and junk like that, mostly
emotional support
About Himself: uahhh...ahh..what did I say? You're writing that down!?
uhh cheese makes you fat duhhuh and constipated and dave is very weird and
he will trade you in for a monkey anytime
Name:
Holmes
Age: 22
Jobs: Being a funny guy, however hasn't really played an active role
in the web site recently
About Himself: theres nothing left in my right
brain and theres nothing right in my left brain, hows a man suppose to think?
Only person that is a Squackle Member who is an acquaitance over the
Internet.
Name:
Elias
Age: somewhere between 8 and 45
Jobs: Writer or something...
About Himself: I'm a lousy piece of ass, and I should know,
because I've been there almost every time.
Things we try to make "running gags" about if you haven't noticed:
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Making fun of the really small Middle Eastern Arabic Island Country of Bahrain
that is off the coast of Saudi Arabia. Its a kingdom that has an economy
driving on the oil reserves it owns.
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Making fun of blowthetoad.
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Making fun of ourselves.
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Dacky references in random places.
Business Propositions:
If you would like to advertise on Squackle, we will be willing to place your
ads almost anywhere on the site, according to a deal that we agree to, mutually.
We will absolutely refuse to put any sort of pop up ads, "commercial"
ads, or any generally very annoying advertisements that will detract from
the experience of this web site. Please contact davepoobond at
davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com
if you are from a singular organization (business or not) that would like
to advertise on our site. At this time we are not willing to join any
3rd Party Programs which acts as an intermediary between advertisers and
affiliates, as we are already a part of one.
If there is any other sort of "proposition" you would like to make (whether
you pay us or we pay you), contact davepoobond at the email address listed
above.
Payment will be conducted through PayPal only, as that is our only means
for actually receiving/sending money at this time.
Link Exchanges:
Currently, we accept Link Exchange requests from anyone who is willing to
exchange links with our web site. However, we are putting a hold on
most of the propositions as we are trying to find an easier way to manage
links. If you would like to propose a Link Exchange, you may, by contacting
davepoobond at
davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com.
Media Coverage:
If you are from a media outlet, and would like to schedule some sort of interview
with people behind the web site and/or feature Squackle in some way and require
more information than what is represented on the site, you may contact
davepoobond at
davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com
to get more information.
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