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Jez M: ::walks in bored, had no other place to go::
Jez M: Hiya
Holmes: ::looks at jez:: WELCOME ::tosses him a store listing::
Jez M: *her
Holmes: ((sorry))
KaIika: ::sliiiiiiides in with a raised brow::
Holmes: ::tosses kalika a listing::
Jez M: ::looks over the list laughing::
Jez M: ::looks up:: hey Kali
KaIika: ::raises a brow getting tossed a listing::
KaIika: Hey
KaIika: ........Jez?
KaIika: You need money hon?
Jez M: no I just came in here cuz I was bored
Jez M: If I needed money I would ask you for it
Holmes: ::mutters:: i need money...
KaIika: All right..
Jez M: ::crumples up a twenty dollar bill::
KaIika: ::she looks over the list::
Jez M: ::throws it at holmes::
Jez M: now ya got money
Holmes: ::scrambles and grabs it quickly::
KaIika: O.o
KaIika: ::she looks to Jez::
Jez M: ::shrugs::
Jez M: what
KaIika: [I was talking to Jez's mun on the phone a sec ago]
KaIika: [errr the old one]
Jez M: ((yeah and?))
Holmes: ::walks to the register and presses the buttom: nothing happens::
KaIika: [yep..she says you can have Jez totally she doesn't care she made
up a new charrie]
Jez M: ((cool))
Holmes: ::hits the register, nothing still happens:: damn thing hasn't been
used in so long it
Holmes: rusted up
KaIika: ::she pulls out a fifty wondering if she could buy the whole flippin
store::
Jez M: ((guess who came back... never mind you dont know him))
Holmes: ::looks at the fifty:: OMG i haven't seen one of those in YEARS
Jez M: ::blink blink::
Holmes: they still EXIST?
Jez M: yeah
KaIika: ::raises a brow::
KaIika: [who?]
Jez M: uh.... just how long have you been in this store?
Holmes: anyone want to see my house ::points to the cardboard box in the
corner:: I'm getting a rat
Holmes: as a pet next month ::smiles proudly::
KaIika: ::blink blink::
Jez M: ::stares blankly::
KaIika: ummm
KaIika: ::looks to Jez::
Holmes: ever since i ran away from the mental institution i had to make a
life, ya know
Jez M: uh... yeah
KaIika: ::looks to Holmes backing towards the door, she looks to Jez::
Jez M: I think we will be leavin now, well good luck with your rat
Holmes: Hey hey don't leave buy something first
KaIika: ::she looks to Jez::
Jez M: I gave you twenty bucks... I dont want anything ::backing towards
door::
Holmes: don't you want your door prize? Used pissed in and crapped in underwear?
Jez M: uh no thanks
Holmes: aww...
Jez M: maybe you should just throw the door prize away
KaIika: ::scrunches her nose::
Jez M: ::hand on door::
KaIika: ::she looks to the man::
Holmes: what? and leave customers unhappy? no way ::shakes head::
Jez M: ok
KaIika: umm
KaIika: how about...
KaIika: ::walks to some old shoes, she smells them::
KaIika: these?
Jez M: ::opens door::
KaIika: ::makes a sick face to jez but brightens::
KaIika: A handsome pair of shoes
KaIika: how much?
Holmes: umm those are 99 cents...
KaIika: ::she walks to him handing him the fifty::
KaIika: keep the change
KaIika: ::she sliiides to the door::
KaIika: ::turns and looks over her shoulder throwing a wink at him:
Holmes: ::takes the fifty: and falls to the ground, from such excitement::
KaIika: Good luck
Jez M: ::steps out::
Holmes: ::almost has a heart attack::
KaIika: ::pushes Jez out the damned door::
KaIika: Go
KaIika: ::quickly follows her::
Holmes: Hey remeber to advertise my store!
another RhyDin CheapNSave log:
Lillixgirl: ::looks at him oddly::
davepoobond: ::rings the cash register again::
davepoobond: ahahahahahahahahahahaahah
davepoobond: welcome to Rhydin Cheap N Save!
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Lillixgirl: thanks!
Holmes: ::runs back in::
davepoobond: boy howdy
davepoobond: haha heehaw
Holmes: ::throws her a store listing::
Lillixgirl: ::catches it::
Holmes: ::stands behind the counter::
davepoobond: ::sets up all the stuff::
davepoobond: hey! i got a good idea! old tapes no one use!
davepoobond: by bands no one has EVER heard of
Lillixgirl: ::reads over it::
Holmes: ::points a finger at him:: your a great thinker
davepoobond: thanks!
davepoobond: we also need a clown suit called "Dump the Clown Suit"
Holmes: ::pulls one out from behind him and looks at it:: we had a lot of
great dumps together...but
Holmes: it's time to move on ::sniff sniff:: good bye good friend ::hands
it to dave::
davepoobond: ::takes it and tacks it on a wall near the door::
davepoobond: ::he steps back, admiring it:: good!
Lillixgirl: ::tries to keep from laughing::
Holmes: ::hits a button and the register falls apart:: damnit...
davepoobond: got anything else we can put up?
Holmes: oh how about some crumpled up paper!
davepoobond: ok, got a basket of it?
Holmes: ::pulls one out from behind him:: here ya go
Lillixgirl: u need duct tape
Holmes: Oh i found a calender! but it's for 1901...oh well still useful
::tosses it to him::
Lillixgirl: duct tape. trust me on that one
Holmes: duct tape ::rolls eyes:: like THAT has any use for anything...
Lillixgirl: only anything!
davepoobond: ::grabs the basket and places it on a table and tosses the
calender on it too::
Lillixgirl: theres nothing duct tape cant do!
Holmes: can it tape a ducks mouth shut?
Holmes: i didn't THINK so...
Lillixgirl: im sure it could
Holmes: a duck doesn't HAVE a mouth HAHAHAHAHAHA
davepoobond: can it pick the lint off my boot?
Lillixgirl: ::nods::
davepoobond: lies! all lies!
davepoobond: i dont even HAVE a boot!
Lillixgirl: then get those too
Holmes: hey i found some boots ::pulls out a brand named Tumberland::
davepoobond: do you have toy cars made in mexico by any chance?
Holmes: ::pulls out a gold ring:: this will never sell...::throws it in a
corner::
Holmes: ah hah, I found mexican toy cars...there called Hoto Wheelios...
davepoobond: yeah, who needs that piece of junk
davepoobond: hoto wheelios!? you serious?! those are...collector items
almost!
Holmes: ::throws the cars at him::
Holmes: think fast! ::throws one:: think fast! ::throws another one::
Holmes: think slow this time ::throws one in slow motion::
davepoobond: ::the cars hit my eyes::
davepoobond: owww
Holmes: ::looks at his eyes:: are those broken? If they are we can SELL
it!
davepoobond: no, just slightly poked
davepoobond: ::takes the cars and tosses it on a table::
Holmes: darn there goes $.99 off our buisness
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: but, we can use these instead!
davepoobond: ::takes out a googly eye glasses thingy::
Holmes: AHHH THOSE ARE SCARY ::jumps into his cardboard box home::
Holmes: is the monster gone ::pops his head out::
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davepoobond: yeah....now it is
davepoobond: but, theres a new one!
Holmes: ::runs behind the counter::
davepoobond: ::stares over at black halo::
Holmes: ((he didn't walk in yet))
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Holmes: damnit
davepoobond: ((gggrrrr))
Holmes: ugh i'll go back to advertising
davepoobond: ((i'm gonna invite some guys))
davepoobond: ((wait!))
Holmes: ((alright))
Holmes: ((lol i just herd on the news there was a plan to kill N Sync in
a
teens room))
davepoobond: ((yeah, i knew about that yesterday))
Holmes: ((thats how stupid N Sync is...))
davepoobond: ((his motive was "because they got all the good girls"))
Holmes: ((hahaha))
Holmes: ((where are the guys you invited))
davepoobond: ((THEY ALL LEFT!))
davepoobond: ((go ahead and advertise...))
Holmes: ((...))
Holmes: ((alright))
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Holmes: no customers?
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davepoobond: no
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davepoobond: ....
Holmes: ugh STILL no customers?
davepoobond: what are you doing to advertise?
Holmes: ::walks in:: hey you want cheap stuff? Go to RhydinCheapNSave
::walks out::
davepoobond: uhh, put a link
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Holmes: ...
davepoobond: someone came but left
Holmes: dang
davepoobond: must've been the calendar ::shrugs::
Holmes: ::points to the calender:: it's all your fault!
Holmes: ::crumples it up and adds it to the crumpled paper basket::
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Holmes: ugh we need customers
Necrochild: But its not a slimy lick
Necrochild: Mrr?
davepoobond: ::rings the cash register::
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davepoobond: what an idiot
davepoobond: that stupid calendar AGAIN
Holmes: ::looks at the crumpled calender:: your going to get it BIG time
Holmes: ::plays paper basketball with it with a hoop on the door::
davepoobond: ::Defends the calendar::
davepoobond: no! dont touch!
Holmes: ::grumbles::
Holmes: ::looks at the calender;: he may protect you now but when he lets
his guard down, your gonna
Holmes: GET IT
Holmes: ::pounds his fist against his hand and makes a really angry face::
davepoobond: ........just go advertise, it'll blow off some steam
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Holmes: RhydinCheapNSave (Keyword to: aol://2719:62-2-RhydinCheapNSave)
Holmes: wait this is rhydin cheap n save
Holmes: whoops hehehehe
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Holmes: now lets just wait....
Holmes: ::hums the jepordy theme song::
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Holmes: good three people, now we should get a bigger crowd
davepoobond: ::waves at Raze:: hi-o!
Raze: ::hops on in,dooing cartweels::
Raze: Heeeeeyyyyy!!!!
Holmes: ::gives each a recruiting store listing::
Holmes: add as much stuff as you like...
davepoobond: i need to go....
Holmes: ...so...
davepoobond: bye
Holmes: doh bye
davepoobond: i'll probably be back..
Holmes: alright....
davepoobond: in 2 minutes
Holmes: don't let the door bonk your butt on the way out
This is the Store listing for Rhydin CheapNSave:
Used Socks: $.99
Used Underwear: $.99
Used Underwear that has been pissed in and crapped in: Free, I don't want
this shit!
Used Soap on a rope: $.99
Brand New Spam: $.99
Year old Cheese: $.99
Magic Wand: $.99
A Two Dollar Prostitute: $.99
Used Cocaine: $.99
Anti Super Strong New and Improved Nose Hair Remover: $.99
Joke A Cola: $.99
Jomama: $.99
Taking over my buisness: $.10, PLEASE TAKE IT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
Tights: $.99
Watching peoples disgusted face when they walk into my store: Priceless
Spoom: $.99
Potty Training Lessons: $.99
Russian Express Credit Card: (it might not be American Express, but it's
just as good!) $.99
String Cheese: $.99
Dike Shirts(Nike is way overated, now it's time for DIKE! Just BUY it!):
$.99
Tommy Pullmyfinger Jeans: $.99
Abibas Shoes: $.99
Kalvin Clein sweatshirts: $.99
M&W's candy (Melts in your hand, not in your mouth!): $.99
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