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Tarkane: my past my angel.
davepoobond: ::walks in::
davepoobond: helloo?
Vesuvia: ::::closes her eyes briefly::::
davepoobond: ::riverdances over to a table::
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davepoobond: quack quack
Vesuvia: ::::looks at him:::: you must let the past stay there..............
davepoobond: ::smacks vesuvia's head, then dances over to Tarkane and smacks
his head::
Vesuvia: ::::looks at the fool, and shakes her head::::
Tarkane: I try my pet... but it is hard sometimes..
davepoobond: hmm, that reminds me of a story
davepoobond: its called "my pet"
davepoobond: well, there was this guy you see
davepoobond: he came to a place called the "crystal dragon inn"
Hungry Wolf: [LMAO. DAVE!]
davepoobond: it looks almost like this
Hungry Wolf: [Come on, Man!]
davepoobond: but it was DIFFERENT
davepoobond: A LOT MORE DIFFERENT
davepoobond: there were 2 people in here
davepoobond: they were sitting down and shaking their heads at the guy
Vesuvia: why? because you worry that I will give you a reason to do to me
what you did to her?
davepoobond: he came there to dance...and get jiggy wit it
davepoobond: and all that good stuff
davepoobond: like get drunk
davepoobond: and barf in a toilet
Tarkane: yes...
davepoobond: so he came over
Vesuvia: ::::looks to DaBond:::: dance, drink, whatever you wish, just do
not touch me again
davepoobond: and he saw that both people were choking on a piece of meet!
davepoobond: so he went over and gave them his traditional heimlech manuever
davepoobond: like so
Hungry Wolf: [LMAO.]
Hungry Wolf: [Dave.. Please!]
davepoobond: ::walks over and smacks Vesuvia in the head, then to Tarkane
and smacked him in the head::
davepoobond: and then they got mad
Vesuvia: ::::raises a brow:::: you think you are funny, and your little friend
too
davepoobond: .....what little friend?
Vesuvia: ::::to Tark:::
davepoobond: ::looks around::
davepoobond: well, anyway
davepoobond: he got mad, because they werent choking on a piece of meet
davepoobond: they were trying a new dance move
Vesuvia: shall we go, before I make this small stuff even smaller?
davepoobond: called the "universal choke sign"
davepoobond: so they died
davepoobond: they got mad
Hungry Wolf: [....L:OLOLODBLGN OLOLOL!]
Hungry Wolf: [bgfb HJ!!!!! LOL.]
davepoobond: and the guy got boozed up on stuff and barfed in a toilet
Hungry Wolf: [Dave, you're killing me. Stop.]
Tarkane: ok my pet...
davepoobond: well, there was nothing about "my pet" in there
davepoobond: i'll tell you a REAL story about my pet
davepoobond: theres this guy, y'see
Vesuvia: ::::sighs, and stands to leave:::::
Tarkane: of course his objective is to see if he can get us to leave.
davepoobond: he wanted to get boozed up and barf in an outhouse
davepoobond: of course, he would hope that the house was out
davepoobond: so he wanted to go to a comfort stall
Vesuvia: ::::sits down again:::: well, can't have that, can we?
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davepoobond: but he didnt want to buy a mattress!
davepoobond: so he went to a place called the "crystal dragon inn"
davepoobond: and asked where was the durn toilet?
davepoobond: he looked at the sink, and sat in it
Vesuvia: where were we? Oh yes...............
davepoobond: lots of echoing sounds came from it
davepoobond: when he was done, he stuffed it down the hole and turned on
the flusher
davepoobond: of course the flusher, really wasnt a flusher
davepoobond: it was really
davepoobond: a garbage disposer
davepoobond: so it spurted all around
davepoobond: and it flew into the 2 people's mouths
davepoobond: and they choked
davepoobond: so he went over and did the heimlech manuever on them
davepoobond: like so
davepoobond: ::dances over and smacks them both in the head::
davepoobond: and then they werent actually choking
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davepoobond: they were doing a dance called the "universal choke sign"
davepoobond: so they died
davepoobond: and he got mad
davepoobond: because he STILL didnt know where the toilet was
davepoobond: and he wanted to barf in it
davepoobond: cause he was already boozed up
davepoobond: cuz while he was sitting on the sink, he drank up all the booze
Vesuvia: your inability to believe that I would not treat you the way she
did
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davepoobond: well, i have a story about treating boyfriends and girlfriends
badly
davepoobond: there was this guy, y'see
Tarkane: they did my pet.. their has been more then one.
davepoobond: he came to a place called "the crystal dragon inn"
davepoobond: it looked a lot like this place
davepoobond: but it wasnt
davepoobond: dont be fooled
Tarkane: but I try and want to beleive you will not do it...
davepoobond: he was coming home from the spanish inquisition
davepoobond: he had worked very hard
Tarkane: and Ic an beleive but the memories are still there...
davepoobond: so he wanted to take a nice rest on a good toilet
davepoobond: so, he brought his pet
davepoobond: the purple wolf
davepoobond: with him
davepoobond: he also brought a steer
davepoobond: he needed manure, y'know
davepoobond: he likes to layer the toilet with manure
davepoobond: it gets him in the mood
davepoobond: and its soft and squishy and feels like dirt
Vesuvia: ::::shakes her head:::: If you truly belived in me, and the kind
of woman I am, you would
Vesuvia: not be haunted so...........
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davepoobond: well, anyway
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davepoobond: so, the steer said, "hello"
davepoobond: and the purple wolf went "rowr"
Tarkane: ves... please understand it is not you... it is not that I doubt
you...
davepoobond: and the guy said "moo""
Tarkane: I just was reminded is all...
davepoobond: but, where was the cat?
davepoobond: the cat
davepoobond: was
davepoobond: in
davepoobond: the
davepoobond: garbage disposer!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vesuvia: your present is not meaningful enough for you to forget the past
and live in today with me
davepoobond: the cat was stuck watching the Oxygen channel all day
Tarkane: It is like seeing me talking with a women.. and she gets flirtashious
even if I did nothing.
davepoobond: so he had to kill himself
Vesuvia: ::::looks into his eyes unflinchingly
Tarkane: would remind you of what Sly did to you.
davepoobond: and he supposed that the garbage disposer was the fastest way
to go
Tarkane: I never said that my pet...
davepoobond: so, he was about to flick on the switch, when a humongous man
sat on top of him
Vesuvia: ::::shakes her head:::: No, it would not
davepoobond: and then dumped something in there. oh, it made so much noise
Tarkane: :;runs his hadn through her red hair:: I fear no matter what I say
i will look bad to you now.
davepoobond: so then, it started to sound like the speed racer theme song!
Vesuvia: Oh, my dear, that is not true
davepoobond: go speed racer! go speed racer!
davepoobond: after about 20 minutes, the garbage disposer turned on, and
he died
Vesuvia: You think badly of yourself, not me
Vesuvia: I love you for all that you are, and all that you are not
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