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Sanjouin: ::takes a clean swatch of linen and begins carefully cleaning the
wound:: This might sting a bit.
davepoobond: ::walks in::
Alix Doroute: No..no i don't believe so.
davepoobond: hmm...you guys dont look that boring
davepoobond: <vs> 'course i could always be wrong
Asakura: Not a problem...I can take it.. ::he smirked, running a hand through
his hair, bracing
Sanjouin: ::cleans the blood away from Vince's shoulder with the alcohol::
Asakura: himself against the pain::
Sanjouin: ::cuts Vince a bemused look with his pale eyes and continues working::
davepoobond: ::walks over to the bar::
davepoobond: wheres the toilets here?
davepoobond: i demand to see a toilet
davepoobond: ::pounds his fist onto the bar::
Sanjouin: There's a comfort stall out back, I believe, sir. ::continues tending
to Vince::
davepoobond: comfort stall?
davepoobond: i dont need to buy a matress
Sanjouin: An outhouse.
davepoobond: yeah, i'd hope your house is out...
Sanjouin: ::bends over Vince's shoulder, muttering::
Sanjouin: It must be Freyasday. That's when all the loons come in to roost.
davepoobond: i'm not a hen
davepoobond: nor do i roost
Asakura: You look like a hen. A biddy.
davepoobond: how do you think i look like a hen? ::he moves a lock of hair
away from his eye::
Sanjouin: ::begins winding fresh linen around Vince's shoulder::
Sanjouin: Obviously some other village has temporarily lost its idiot.
davepoobond: right...
davepoobond: thats what happened
davepoobond: ::looks around:: so...where's the idiot?
Sanjouin: ::has no mirror handy::
davepoobond: ::grabs a chair:: is this the loon?
Sanjouin: Excuse me, sir, I must tend to my companion. He's injured.
Sanjouin: ::turns his back on DaBond::
davepoobond: aww poor baby...
davepoobond: ::jumps up onto the bar and sits on it::
Sanjouin: Fortunately the wound isn't serious. Otherwise you'd have bled
to death by now.
davepoobond: you'd think the mental hospital wasnt boring....but nuuu
davepoobond: just a bunch of boring people
davepoobond: so i go to a tavern, and theres a bunch of people that are
discrimative against chairs...
Sanjouin: ::removes his cloak and puts it around Vince's bare shoulders::
Asakura: I guess that's good.. ::he smiled faintly at Sanjouin:: Yeah, bleeding
to death would have
Asakura: been bad, but I've had worse go untreated and they didn't kill me.
Sanjouin: ::smiles gently at Vince:: Well, do your best to avoid anything
worse.
Sanjouin: If you died, it would ruin my entire day. ::strokes one bare hand
down the back of Vince's hair::
Alix Doroute: ((back))
davepoobond: ((yay. lets have a party. i'll bring the drinkable yogurt))
Alix Doroute: ::he comes out of his reverie, looking around, his gaze turning
to vincent:: No, no more stories from me.
Asakura: It'd ruin mine, too, I'd think..
davepoobond: i've got a story
davepoobond: its about the toilet and the man
davepoobond: the man was looking for a toilet
davepoobond: so he came to a place called dragonarmy tavern
davepoobond: it looks just like this
davepoobond: only different
davepoobond: because there were 3 people in it
Asakura: Thanks for the.. ::he gestured to his shoulder with his free hand,
nodding::
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davepoobond: that were being weirdos and wouldnt give a straight answer to
where the durn toilet was!
Sanjouin: ::nods to Vince:: No thanks necessary.
Alix Doroute: ::he gets up from his stool, looking around:: Well..i'll be
going...i'm sure you can handle the tavern, talon commander.
Sanjouin: ::would volunteer a comment or two on Vince's ability to handle
things, but decides to keep his peace::
Asakura: Goodnight, Shaw...keep working on those chicken golems...we might
need them..
Sanjouin: ::blink::
Sanjouin: Chicken...golems.
Alix Doroute: Are you serious?
Asakura: Nobody would ever suspect the chicken golem.
Alix Doroute: ::he just nodded and made his way to the door:: Right vince..
Alix Doroute: ::he quickly leaves::
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Sanjouin: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition either, but that doesn't
mean it's a good thing.
davepoobond: i have a story about the spanish inquisition
davepoobond: one day this spanish guy said "i'm bored, i think ill go to
a tavern called dragonarmy
davepoobond: tavern and find a toilet"
davepoobond: so he went to the dragonarmy tavern, and they wouldnt tell him
where it was
davepoobond: so he got mad
davepoobond: thats all
Asakura: I wish this place still had booths..
Asakura: Talon Commander Auran had the tavern remodelled and decided not
to include them..
davepoobond: talon commander auran is a spooty head then
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Sanjouin: ::sits beside Vince::
Asakura: ::he smiled and put an arm around Sanjouin, resting his head on
his shoulder::
davepoobond: ::jumps up and hugs sanjouin and the other guy really tightly::
Hungry Wolf: [::Drools.:: Coooooll.. A male and male relationship.]
davepoobond: i hate you guys so much, but i'm so ecstatic with joy that i'll
tell you another story!
davepoobond: its about this guy, that wanted to get drunk and barf in a toilet
davepoobond: so he found a place called "dragonarmy tavern"
davepoobond: and there were 3 spooty faces in there
Sanjouin: ::puts his arm carefully around Vince's shoulders, mindful of his
injury, and holds him close::
davepoobond: there names will remain...
davepoobond: anonymous
DigitalDuo05: ::she steps into the tavern her eyebrows raising at the hugging
group:: uh....
davepoobond: so he went to the place and they didnt tell him where the durn
toilet was
davepoobond: so he got mad
davepoobond: thats the end of the story
Hungry Wolf: [::Smacks Dave!::]
Hungry Wolf: [Gah, Dude!]
Hungry Wolf: [Bah.]
Asakura: I'm glad you're here...I think I'm getting a headache, though..
DigitalDuo05: ::walks out very quickly muttering one word:: scary
Sanjouin: ((He's been doing this ever since he came in. We're ignoring him.))
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Asakura: I was drinking earlier..
davepoobond: ((LOL))
Sanjouin: No wonder, with all--hmm.
davepoobond: that reminds me of another story
davepoobond: about "drinking earlier"
davepoobond: this guy
davepoobond: felt like drinking
davepoobond: so he went to a place called the "dragonarmy tavern"
davepoobond: he asked for beer, but they send "we dont serve hens"
davepoobond: "why dont you go roost somewhere else"
davepoobond: so the guy said this is a good idea.
davepoobond: so he asked where the toilet was
davepoobond: but
davepoobond: they WOULDNT TELL HIM WHERE IT WAS!
Hungry Wolf: [Oh Jesus, Dave.]
Hungry Wolf: [Lmfao. Now you're even annoying me.]
davepoobond: so he got mad
Sanjouin: ((I told you, he's been doing this the whole time. In that big
obnoxious Hefty-bag colored type, too.))
davepoobond: he wanted to "roost" on the toilet
davepoobond: ((big obnoxious hefty-bag colored type?))
Hungry Wolf: [::Can't help but crack up at the usage of the word, 'Hefty
Bag.'::]
davepoobond: ((its Garamond! its one of the smallest fonts ever))
Asakura: I don't know that it's good for me to drink so much...I start acting
weird..
davepoobond: i'll tell you a story about a guy that got drunk
davepoobond: this guy that got drunk
davepoobond: got drunk
Sanjouin: You seem fine to me. Then again, the only available basis for
comparison is less than ideal
davepoobond: and then he came to a place called the "dragonarmy tavern"
davepoobond: he wanted to barf, y'see
davepoobond: he was loaded
davepoobond: loaded with at least 13 kilos of any alcohol in the world
davepoobond: you name it, he had it running through his veins
davepoobond: he was like pure alcohol
davepoobond: 89% alcohol is what i remember
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davepoobond: he asked where the toilet was in the tavern
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davepoobond: but they didnt tell him!
davepoobond: so he barfed on the 3 spooty heads that were in there
davepoobond: he got mad
davepoobond: thats the end
Sanjouin: ((DaBond-mun, please stop now. You're being disruptive.))
davepoobond: ((how? no one is talking))
Sanjouin: ((Please, just stop it.))
davepoobond: ((why? i find this quite funny.))
davepoobond: ((i'd like to tell you more stories))
Hungry Wolf: [Dave. We really should go..]
Sanjouin: ((No one else does. It's quite annoying.))
Hungry Wolf: [Leave these guys alone.. There are plenty more people to annoy
besides them.]
Hungry Wolf: [Heh.]
davepoobond: ((ahh...maybe...these guys ARE boring))
Sanjouin: ((Yeah, besides, we're the cool yaoi guys, remember?))
Sanjouin: ((::appeals to Wolf::))
davepoobond: ((yaoi?))
davepoobond: ((is that Austrailian for bigfoot or something?))
Hungry Wolf: [..That means homosexual, Dave.]
davepoobond: ((ewwwww))
Hungry Wolf: [--.. It really ain't that gross, man.]
davepoobond: ((ok))
davepoobond: ((i guess you should know from...personal experience, right?))
Hungry Wolf: [..Blah!]
davepoobond: ((lol))
Hungry Wolf: [Don't assume anything, Dave. >\]
davepoobond: ((ok, i'm gonna go))
davepoobond: ((are you happy))
Hungry Wolf: [Even if I did, I wouldn't tell yooouuu.]
davepoobond: ((i bet you are))
Hungry Wolf: [..I'm sure they are.. ]
Hungry Wolf: [Come on, you choose a room.]
davepoobond: well, nice talking to you guys..
davepoobond: i'd tell you more stories, but i'm afraid i cant remember any
davepoobond: bye
davepoobond: ::talking to a chair::
davepoobond: ::walks out::
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