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A - n. and v. The first letter in the alphapet
and also a letter that puts an end to all this "I'm first" crap. Ex.
You've just been A'd! Ha ha. I'm really first.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - v. to write a word to be first
in the dictionary, and to beat another guy that wrote a word like this
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - v. to write
a word just so you can get it first in the dictionary
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- n. a word that puts all the other letters starting with "a"
to shame.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacrap - v. to stop
a bullet with only 1/4 of a loaf of bread. haha, I'm first. (what's actually
funny, is that he's not)
aaaaaaaaaaaabb - n. a person who takes pride in losing at scrabble
aaaaatl - v. to crap while eating dog poop
aaaklim - n. the face dave makes when he reads a retarded word
someone sent into Squackle! Ex. When Holmes sent in a word, dave aaaklimed
at the word
aaardvark - n. an aardavrk that was so high he added an extra
"A" to his name. Ex. Im gonna give my aardvark some dope, then he
could evlove inta one of those aaardvarks i've been hearing about. What if
your mouth farted and your butt burped?
Aardvakian - adj. a word that describes those members of society
with massive "gonzo" length noses. We refer the the size of the shnozz in
question as being AARDVARKIAN. Also, it can refer to the general length of
anything that deserves the name. Ex. My god....that was an
absolutely aardvarkian fart, sir!
aamondt - n. a wolf that can drive a car
ababapoo - n. a stupid 6th grade girl that wears ugly clothes
and is 57 pounds overweight. This is similar to oneroadi. <see
oneroadi>
abacoral - n. the backbone of a snail
abadi - v. to pour cow snot on a hot chick
abaub - n. a family that is all named Gary (the women too)
abbado - v. to make a tiny booty of pastel wool for a new baby
abbiv - n. old popcorn
abcdefz - v. to eat a dictionary
abdulsalam - n. a robot that likes sprinkles
abeade - n. Oreo flavored coffee
abe lincoln - n. a sexual activity in which a girl is sucking
your dick and then you bust a load all over her face and you take some of
your pubes and stick them on her face and she likes it
abernath - n. a city made up of moles, badgers and gophers
aberzombie - n. someone who wears only Abercrombie and Fitch
clothing
ablidade - v. to get hit in the face with a tilt-a-whirl
abong - n. an upside down bong; an opposite to a bong
aboose - adj. to be able to life up a pencil with your hand
without grabbing it
aborafly - v. to stink up a clean restroom full of people in
a fancy restaurant (Usually leaving spatter stains on the toilet).
abrazak - n. the art of farting in your own room, smelling
it, and liking it, a lot
absenteu - n. a very disgruntled power tool
absinthe - n. a mixture of fish piss and powdered Ecstacy
absinthism - n. a nervous or mental disorder caused by drinking
too much absinthe <see absinthe>
absirab - n. a sex fantasy involving watermelons
abteop - n. a suit made out of refried beans
abumo - n. someone who wears the same sweater and shorts every
single day
acafa - v. to write "is gay" after someone's name
acawh - n. a chicken that is your soul mate
Accadacca - n. what many Aussies refer to the heavy metal band
AC/DC as
acheega - v. to brush your teeth with the opposite end of the
toothbrush
acho - n. a toothless queen
achoi - v. to call 1-800-929-1538
achok - n. a cereal consisting of coffee beans and ketchup
acketh - n. the rind of a moldy puerto rican watermelon also
called a shnozberry shell. Ex. ewwww i just stepped in an acketh
acmioecn - v. to run over an ice cream cone
acobdy - v. to run very slowly
acromantula - n. a monstrous 8-eyed spider capable of human
speech
actio - n. a whole back row of students in a classroom that
are all sleeping
actor/actress - n. somebody that gets paid WAY too much; an
asshole that gets paid big bucks to have fun; If a person`s parent was an
actor, they get to be one too. Wow, tough job. It beats working for a living.
acugcua - n. a spanish childrens T.V. show with a giant penis
as the host
acuna - v. to get an Office Depot person as a present
acuv - n. a mixture of 3/4 Dr. Pepper and 1/4 Sprite
aczentine - n. an acne medication that makes things worse
adamdedum - n. an invalid penis
adaui - v. to put as many drops of water on a penny as it will
hold
adaveoy - v. to scream "burp" when you burp
adele - v. to launch fireworks into a volcano
adipoli - adj. very good. Ex. That's adipoli.
adojoiow - n. a soda-filled swimming pool
adojoxee - n. chicken that tastes like popcorn
adtenzeit - n. a 3 foot camera lens
adzae - adj. to have less fat and need more love
adzaesga - n. an optometrist that has a very high pitched voice
aebd - adj. so numb it hurts
aedtrior - n. canned lemonade
aehrso - v. to steal an eraser
aeolian deposit - n. the stain left after an overly ambitious
fart
aerosmith - adj. to have been run over by a bobsled
aertwentle - n. a bum who always trys to get thrown in jail,
but never can succeed
afdentenite - n. a foreign valuable mineral, found only where
aedtriors grow on agneites <see aedtriors and agneites>
afe - n. a dog with a horn on its nose
affi - v. to throw a sugar cube
afinch - n. a telephone that can hang up laundry
AFK - Acronym. acronym for Away From Keyboard
afoon - v. to scream the "Goofy Goober" song really loud in
a restaruant
afoondus - n. a horribly rotten slice of puss. Probably very
close to the sound you would make if you smelled it. Ex. She
got naked and I smelt afoondus.
agalapo - adj. boring and interesting at the same time
agar - n. unedible Jello
agengeniteumzentine - v. to microwave old McDonalds hamburgers
AggroCrag - n. a huge mountain thingy that has "sirens" on
it with buttons to turn them on, and it has glitter shooting everywhere and
stryrofoam rockfalls. The "sirens" are called Actuators. There's one big
one at the top
aglet - n. the thing on the end of the shoelace
agneites - n. a small bush resembling a stuffed trout
aguil - n. an illegal dance
agway - v. to put a lock around a beanie baby's neck
ah - Ebonics. ebonics for "I"
ah'd - Ebonics. ebonics for "I'd"
ahea - n. a sticker from the 1970s saying to conserve energy
ahfm - n. an eye booger
ahgt - adj. to have dislike for all screwdrivers that aren’t
clear
Ahh that was a good one! - Interjection. something you'd say
out loud after doing a really loud smelly fart
ahiroop - v. to toss a fish into a basketball hoop
Ah'm - Ebonics. ebonics for "I'm"
aiden - v. to blow dry-out your birthday candles
AIDS - Acronym. acronym for Actlikean Idiot Donkey Sydrome.
Originated from a man named Donkey Balls
aigmoor - v. to smile when you first discover you have a penis
aikouka - n. a contest no one wants to win, like "Meet Jared
From Subway!"
air taco - n. a taco made out of air
ajala - v. to barf on a PlayStation
ajum - n. a jar full of plum juice
AKA - Acronym. acronym for Also Known As
akabub - v. to make muscles out of tape
akardaj - n. a 1-legged midget who has sex with manhole covers
aketegawa - v. to color your head like a watermelon
akihito - v. to trace your foot on graph paper
akio - n. a woman with multiple unibrows
akop - adj. to have a height of negative 100
alaqsa - n. a sleeping race
ALARION - Acronym. acronym for A Lion At Resturant In Odd Nation.
Ex. That is ALARION. I know! is suxxx!
Alaskan Malimooch - n. A dog-like creature that lives in Alaska,
but is not a dog...
alavaz - n. a room full of candy bars
alazraqi - v. to go to war with a restaurant
alber - v. to pilot a machine and blow shit up with it
alberty - n. a dumbass, retard, idiot, generally someone who's
retarded. Ex. He/she is an alberty.
alcarax - n. the God of laxatives
alcomenesia - n. a medical condition where a person suffers
short term memory loss due to excess alcohol consumption. Ex.
I had a big night last night and today am suffering a mild case of alcomenesia.
aldooga - Interjection. an interjection used to express disgust
when you are trapped in an elevator with an oneroadi <see
oneroadi>
alexonafont - n. an infomercial for a phone sex hotline
alfe - adj. to have boobs on your shoulders
algan - n. an SAT class that is $65 an hour
algedi - n. a mixture of camal semen and candle wax. Ex.
Often used in the Frog lands as a fuel source
aliak - v. to shoot a dog with a shotgun because you lost a
limb
alibabatembalamushufasaholledasamohammadalilookalike - adj.
to be a muslim person that looks like Mohammed Ali. Ex. oh my god
you have alibabatembalamushufasaholledasamohammadalilookalike syndrome!!!!!
alien - n. the basis for most porno movies <see
horny alien>
alith - n. 3.4 million+ dominos
aliuffe - n. a melted condom
allanat - adj. to have your quotes on Squackle
allanatig - v. to live in the present
allgra - n. a new car without air conditioning
allio - n. a math teacher that makes a lot of "careless mistakes"
alnag - n. a $69 chimney inspection
alogmora - v. to scream with your mouth full
alpowux - adj. to be afraid of cheese
aluiktem - n. pee made out of poop
alznner - v. to detach a car from your head
amanakayhooh - n. a gay computer
amdron - adj. to have been raped by a papa smurf <see
papa smurf>
ameba - n. an acidic booger
America - n. a country made for foreigners; a place where high
school drop-outs and heroin addicts can get rich and famous, but people that
stayed in school and off drugs only make $600 a month their whole life.
Amerinidian - Contraction. contraction for "American Indian"
ameritage - n. a river rescue on tape with someone that didn't
want to be saved being saved
amet - n. a 15 member chorus made up of all women actors
ammargcov - v. to wobble a coin
amminammi - n. a girl who acts like a bitch to anyone/thing
it sees
amsh - n. a swedish karate movie
a'mussy - Ebonics. ebonics for "almighty"
amyish - n. a multi-colored scarf. Gay.
Anal Cunt - n. the coolest band ever!!!!
anal sex - n. this is what all bitches need forced upon them
anb - v. to put post-it notes in your hair
anchepoof - n. a mountain of finely baked goods
andal - n. the look an English teacher gives a class (by looking
around) when he or she finished reading a poem out loud and wants to see
the reaction of the class
Anderson, Indiana - n. Home of the lying, stinky bitch Sharon
Turner
andibibben - n. a thing that is glued back together, and it
has visible cracks
andiximos - v. to spank a backpack
andmic - n. a golden dollar on a patio table
andretti - n. a shrunken head used as an air freshner
andux - n. a pee pipe
andruzzi - v. to stop a country
anerexocracy - n. a government run by anorexics
anglophobia - n. the fear of british people
angrydragon - v. to cum in a girls mouth and kick her in the
stomach so it comes out her nose. Ex. I just gave Ashley an angrydragon,
it was so funny
angnomahaha - v. to surrender, like a chump
anial - n. the denial of liking anal. Ex. Stop having
anial.
animail - n. mail tampered by animals
ank - v. to kill someone with a First Aid pack. Ironic isn't
it?
annwiday - n. abandoned food
anothe - n. an oven seller
ansolabehere - n. a polar bear that eats ice cream
antantant - n. a man made insect created by sqaushing 3 standard
ants together. Insect lives up to 2 minutes. Variations : 4 ants (Antantantant).
5 ants+ <see antomuch>
antomuch - v. the attempt to make the fictional creature
"Antantantantant" by adding one standard ant too many to an "Antantantant".
As the life expectancy of such a creature has never been longer than 3 seconds,
only the art of creating one is defined.
antiayertuient - v. to catch the salt shaker shortly after
a ayertuient <see ayertuient>
antifribble - n. a necklace made of bottle caps and used toilet
paper that you use to keep fribbles and poopmongers away. <see
fribble and
poopmongers>
antochent - n. a yard full of ant hills
antowain - n. a jar of piss
ant whore - n. basically an ant like the queen that gets fucked
every minute of her god damned life. Its a hard life.
anus - n. a GIGANTIC hole in a hill. Ex. That "anus"
is huge!
aodab - v. to eat Oreos for breakfast
aphatuphus - n. a koala on fire
aphsof - v. to look at everything in geometrical terms
apilateral - n. 1/32 of a breast of a job
apilong - n. 1/32 of an ass of a job
apip - n. a 200+ pound cheerleader
apiwide - n. 1/32 of a cock of a job
apoo (ah-poo) - n. very weird crap, usually with peanuts.
Ex. Look at all that apoo!
apostrophade - v. to attack someone with apostrophes
appleade - n. apple juice made like lemonade
appnola - n. a hilarious bridesmaid dress
apsco - v. to sell pictures of ducks
aqula - n. someone historically known for being ugly
aranha - v. to mix up the names "Britney" and "Lindsay"
arb - n. a testicle in a ziploc bag
archuleta - v. to laugh at a wheel
arcom - v. to get a speeding ticket in traffic
ardelg - n. a cooked paper mache turkey
ardickulate - v. to articulate, but with many many many dicks
involved
ardlen - v. to blow up food
area of poop - n. diameter of poop squared x .7854
arendmuh - n. upside down poop
arestegui - v. to barf on a Game Gear
arged - adj. black, dull, one piece
argia - v. to eat left-over syrup from waffles with a fork.
Usually scraping the fork around the plate, twisting it and eating it
argisp - v. to play an online game with your mom/dad
arigato - v. to push someone away so you can see someone play
a game called Super Collapse
arjoo - n. a talking squirrel that gives drugs to republicans
arkmes - n. a squeaky pencil sharpener; v. to
respond to pop-up ads, just like the evil corporations behind them want you
to do
Armando Viruet - n. a faggot who thinks he's a pimp but has
his left nut in his gut (literally). Not to mention the fact that he ejaculates
and says that when your dick peels its a sign of puberty.
Ex. Ricky Martin
armazoz - v. to say "roar" when you wanted to say "whore"
armdinra - adj. to have enough ass hair that the hair looks
like an afro
armitage - n. a paper clip whip
arscott - n. a cot for your arse (aka ass, buttocks, bumper,
butt, etc.). Ex. I got shot in the arse and now I have to walk around
with an arscott strapped to my backside. Piggly-wiggly is a funny name for
a store.
arsefoe - n. someone who keeps the tags on their clothes so
they can return it after wearing it once or twice. THAT'S how popular
girls look like they never wear the same thing twice, because they actually
DON'T
arshfp - v. to wipe your ass on a tree
arsig - v. to take home a prop from the origianl GUTS set
artu - n. a cough drop that makes your mouth numb
arya - n. a violin solo no one likes
asan - v. to actually use a stem and leaf plot
asaviti - v. to call a phone sex hotline while stuck in traffic
ascleplu - v. to clean under your nails with a pencil
asdilik - n. a word that basically means "cool." Ex.
That's asdilik!
asegrubma - v. to maul yourself
asetilleta - v. to say "o" instead of "zero"; to say "zero"
instead of "o"
ash potatoes - n. a type of potato in which flakes of potatoes
are burned and taste like ash
ashuvu - v. to burp through your ears
ashwinder - n. created when a magical fire is allowed to burn
unchecked for too long. Lives only an hour, gives off instense heat <see
magical fire>
asitop - v. to practice karate against your shadow
asitopti - adj. to need to take a piss as soon as a
playboy-oriented show comes on
asnewesoo - Contraction, adj. short for "as new as Grandma
Sue"
aspgly - v. to have sex in the snow
ASQGAFM - Acronym. acronym for Ask Stupid Questions, Get Answers
From Me!
asqueda - n. printer paper that was dunked in hydrochloric
acid on more than one occasion.
ass - n. the best smelling part of Sharon Turner, also the
best looking and best tasting part of Sharon Turner
assbag - n. a bag full of ass things
assbubble - n. a bubble in beetween your buttcheeks that feels
like a piece of poop, but ends up being a hard-to-push-out fart
Ass Coconut - n. one who was born with a disease called Ass
Coconutism.
Ass Coconutism - n. a disease in which one has only a
single butt cheek shaped like a coconut and shit comes out the underneath
of the one butt cheek.
assdouche - v. to flush out the contents of the anal cavity.
Ex. You stupid assdouche.
asseblief - v. to pick up a piece of hair and put it in a toilet
ass gasket - n. a round paper toilet seat liner in a public
or hotel bathroom
asshole - n. also known as boss, teacher, co-worker, and police
<see boss,
teacher,
co-worker, and
police>; most
people in the Afghani area. Ex. Bin Laden; a stupid or annoying person
that needs to be shot; any person that thinks his or her opinion or definition
is more important or more correct than mine.; a stupid person that thinks
you're an asshole because you won't break the rules and/or kiss their ass;
any person that won't answer a simple question; a bartender that complains
when he doesn't get tips, but he calls you a crybaby when you complain about
not getting tips; any Harley owner that thinks he's cool only because he
has a Harley. Uh, how much did your car and house cost, Mr. Cool? $50,000
& $500,000? No? Then you're not as cool as you think you are, asshole.
assing - v. to knock your ass against people and chase them
with your ass sticking out toward them
ass jockulitous - n. the act of having a painful anus as a
result of sodomy, usually acompanied by a significant bow-legged gait.
Ex. 1: Jane sure has a bad case of ass jockulitous. 2: "Boy
howdy, after them colored boys raped me in the joint, I sure had me a bad
case of ass jockulitous."
asslick - v. to lick ass. Ex. I licked my moms ass.
I lick ass.
ass mokey - n. a monkey which drops from your ass ie. a turd.
Ex. I need to drop some ass monkeys
assna - n. a baby that is just there, and lots of people look
at it, and say baby stuff to it, but it isn't actually anyones
assohol - n. alcohol made from ass; alcohol that tastes like
ass
ass syrup - n. a syrupy solution that can be scraped off your
ass after not taking showers for a long time, and never take off your underwear
for the whole tiem since you took a shower last
asstroid - n. rectum pains, another name for hemmroids
assty - adj. combination of ass and nasty. When just one won't
do, both have to be overkill. Ex. Dropping the lollipop on the floor
of the bathroom was gross. But observing the 3 second rule and eating it
was ASSTY!
assweepay - n. a tribe of Indians that make kites
astaire - n. a subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential
turd burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt
that the stall is occupied. If you hear an astaire, leave the bathroom
immediately so the pooper can poop in peace <see
turd burglars>
astep - n. exploding pajamas
asthope - v. to buy a mirror for a few pieces of silver
astm - n. the time when you have to "bust out the mashed potatoes"
at a mud wrestling arena
atayaf - n. a whorehouse built out of sporks
atdeg - n. lime syrup
athis - n. a fat homeless person. How are they fat if they're
homeless?
atra - n. a wedding at a Wal-Mart
atrem - v. to put a TV in a math class, even though they're
never going to use it
atreus - n. a meeting of the National Society of Pikachus Against
Prejudice and Cranberries
atreyu - n. an air conditioner in a swimming pool
attanso - n. canned barf
attitude - n. the mind's paintbrush =) =) =) =) =)
auajixon - adj. to not be able to finish something a friend
gave you because a playboy-orientated show came on
auatthic - v. to turn a telescope into a bong
audooq - v. to vacuum the ground
andurien - v. to cut off your penis, fry it, then eat it
auhh - Interjection. and n. the official grunt
of Squackle. Can't really be properly spelled.
auhoc - v. to put your tounge on your forehead
auhomt - v. to make a BLT and eat it using only your feet
aujaxion - v. to wake up because of a sound your computer makes
auliff - v. to know, or have known at one time, a man from
Nantucket
aunemuze - v. to pick up a golden dollar
automail - n. automatic mail
auucac - v. to burn a fortune in $10,000 bills
aveeno - v. to smoke 100 joints in one smokeout session
aveneneke - n. clothes that are left in the middle of the freeway
or street
aviri - n. a paper pirate hat
avodeh - n. a gift certificate to IHOP <see
IHOP>
awaa - adj. to have 3 buttholes
awealexa - v. to spend the rest of your life in a men's restroom
awmpsi - adj. to not know where your sprinkler controls are
after being sprayed by your sprinkler system
axeident - n. an accident involving an axe
axib - n. the opposite of Axis (like Axis of Evil). Ex.
Axib of Good.
axtell - adj. to want babyback ribs and barbecue sauce
axton - v. to draw eyes on your hand
ayel - v. to hide behind a sunglass kiosk
ayertuient - n. a loud noise followed by a salt shaker dropping
aysh - adj. to "be quiet, its just weed"
ayso - v. to fall off a cliff while on drugs
ayunawaise - n. a whale that can fly like a bird
azaria - v. to eat human flesh while having sex
azcalapu - v. to have a spastic fit because you see a fribble
<see
fribble>
azeriot - v. to lift a sewer cover up as you drive over it
aziz - v. to not take something that is free
azkaban - n. a $23.95 double CD
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