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c0mputafuka - n. a person that uses slang on computers such
as h8, ur, sup and cuz
cabnintionate - adj. to hate the vast majority of totally white
socks
caboolture - adj. a giant pile of rotting cow pheaces (its
actually spelled feces, but the person that submitted it, spelled it like
that)
cactapus - n. that great feeling you get after ripping sumthin
nasty out of your ass. Ex. That was the best cactapus all day. My
ass is refreshed. Ass = mine.; a cactus/ octopus hybrid. Ex. "Look
out for that giant cactapus in the water."
cactus fucker - n. a horny Indian
cadce - n. a store that gangsters buy their clothes at
cadiff - adj. to smell of tangle-free shampoo
cafenox - v. to sit on a used handkerchief
cailfultix - v. to put a condom in your pocket
calder - n. the act of being disturbed; an evil place on the
dark side of the moon.
califarizee - n. a redneck living in California
califill - n. a mean fart
callahan - v. to glide into the lobby of a hotel
Camberat - n. the name of an nonexistant city used to evade
certain arguments. Ex. 'What did you do yesterday?'.'Ehm...
I went to Camberat'
camerod - n. female form of "nimrod"; a woman who has done
something stupid. Ex. And then I said, "Maggie's a real camerod!"
camo-cough - n. a phony cough which alerts all new entrants
into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a
watermelon or to alert potential turd burglars. Very effective when used
in conjunction with an astaire <see
watermelon,
turd burglars, and
astaire>
camoflagery - adj. when something has good camoflage.
Ex. That tree has camoflagery
campbulate - adj. to be excessivly gay; v. to
have an addiction towards sucking cocks. Ex. Matthew kust campbulated
his father
candisuma - n. an infected hot dog
candusima - n. a candisuma cart out on Main Street at Disneyland
<see candisuma>
candy pie - n. a pie full of random candies that are melted
cangulatosi - v. to touch assholes
cantablop - n. a 3 hour german film about cabbage
cantake - n. an allergic reaction to semen
capernoited - adj. tipsy, lightly pifflecated, slightly
nimptopsical (honest dictionary definition)
capper - v. to flop your dick out. I made this word up because
a famous Aussie footballer Warwick Capper went on Celebrity Big Brother (Aussie
edition) and flopped his dick out in front of two of the female celebs and
got kicked out of the house as a result. Ex. When going to the toilet
you'd capper and piss.
Capper shorts - n. the stubbiest stubby shorts you can wear
in Aussie Rules footy. Warwick Capper wore the stubbiest stubby shorts in
AFL which is where this word is derived from.
cappstain - adj. to have more money than God
Captain Cafeteria Lady - n. a cafeteria lady with a peg leg
that leads the cafeteria and enforces all the policies
Captain Cafeteria Man - n. a cafeteria man with a peg leg that
leads the cafeteria and enforces all the policies
caqueefony - n. a discordent queef EEW! Ex. During sex,
Brandie made a caqueefony.
caravlen - v. to jam a worm into a fish's mouth
careless mistake - n. the term (mostly) math teachers use to
describe a mistake you made that shouldn't have been made cause you knew
what you are doing but did something wrong, and they imply that you actually
really care what you were doing, until you stopped caring about what you
were doing and made a mistake while you had no care about what you were doing
anymore. blaaahhh!!!
car insurance - n. the biggest scam on the planet
carirany - n. a school with 300 girls and 3 guys. Basically,
a bad idea for a TV show or movie
carlisle - n. penguin underwear
carmelion - n. a chamelion made out of carmel
caron - v. to smoke a pretend joint
carrizos - n. carrots dipped in poopy-brownish water
carvalho - n. a bug that does not die. Ex. Who smoked
my carvalho?
casan - v. to try to kill a person while shooting red laser
thingys out of your earlobes
casier - n. someone who outras <see
outra>
casp - n. a gas cap
cassatt - n. a stuffed animal's wardrobe
cather - v. to swim in hockey gear
cathu - n. a Catholic that's not a Christian
cauce - v. to use a toilet paper as a bookmark
cavleuty - n. a rare type of caviar, where there is a piece
of a pencil in every egg. It could be like a jigsaw puzzle putting
all the pencils together!
caycat - v. to crap while eating cat poop if you're gay.
Ex. Like my neighbor Kennith (hes gay!)
CD sandwich - n. a CD (or more) between 2 pieces of bread
ceauid - adj. to not know how to ride a bike
cebnaz - n. a car without wheels
cecelarion - v. to become without coming
cedkoien - n. a hill of beans
cedream - n. an obscenely large mint
cegab - v. to chug a gallon of milk
cehcehemehteh - n. the name of most Ethiopian geese
celebrex - n. a stupid company that makes celecoxibs <see
celecoxib>
celecoxib - n. a stupid pen that doesn't even work
celery - n. a vegetable that has almost no nutrients or calories
in it, so you actually lose calories eating it
cellota - v. to suck orange juice out of a baldikoski <see
baldikoski>
ceniohui - n. "stun" pumpkins like those thrown by The Goblin
from Spider Man
centantintate - n. a fire lit on top of someones head, caused
by vigorous towel drying
cepbea - v. to put someone in a box, duct tape it and bury
it while they are still alive
ceperne - v. to flick a booger on someone or someone's things
while they're not looking
ceptorb - n. a fat bastard who sits on his arse and looks at
porn like the dirty pervert he is: attempts to fit in - fails. Ex.
Muhrad Z and Wayne Buckley <see
Wayneth
Buckleus>
cewilnoa - v. to write 1th, 2th, and 3th instead of 1st, 2nd,
and 3rd
chahine - n. a fast food restaurant with a campground
chalk tray - n. the tray on the bottom of a chalkboard where
you put the chalk
chalkdust tray - n. a little tray at the top of a chalk tray
that catches dust as you write on a chalkboard so it won't get into the chalk
tray (or at least some of it) <see chalk tray>
champedo - n. champagne mixed with ass syrup <see
ass syrup>
champedro - n. a guy named Pedro drunk off his ass with champedo
<see
champedo>
chandra - n. a cow with a headress made of flowers on it
chantakeo - n. a crocodile/alligator that can jump
chapmion - v. to spell Squackle the wrong way.
Ex. Don't chapmion by using squakle, squakkle, skwackle
chapisky - v. to sing "Monster Mash"
char. - Contraction. contraction for "character"
chat room - n. a place where I USED to go, because 90% of the
time I met an asshole or whole room of assholes; chat rooms are the CB radios
of today; a place for LOSERS
chaude - n. chives and barf
chaudrod - v. to stand on the side of the road, flicking everyone
passing by off
chay-ka - Klingon. Klingon for "cake"
chediak - v. to put soup into an outlet
cheebie - n. a gay looking cherry that is flat
cheegav - n. an eraser pencil (an eraser that works like a
mechanical pencil)
cheese - n. a mixture of greasy sweat and butt lint mixed together
stuck between one's buttcheeks
cheese cutters - n. really tight stubby shorts that someone
like Warwick Capper would wear. Ex. Those cheese cutters are so tight
on me that I'm losing circulation to my groin.
cheeser - n. someone who farts cheesey. Ex. I saw a
cheeser the other day and fuck, did he ever smell cheesey. If you're a cheeser,
stay the fuck away from me!
cheesezeusio - adj. to be so fasicinated with "The Power of
Cheese" that you make cheese your God and you sacrifice goats for it.
cheesheeq - n. a 3 person dialogue
cheesy bits - n. the grot that builds up between your bumcheeks
when you don't shower/bath in a few days which is made up of sweat, salt
and lint from your jocks
cheh - n. dehydrated soda
cheizka - n. a plunger made out of pure iron (classy!)
chemtrazin - v. to burn boogers, chemically
chenou - v. to wave at something then crash into it
chenyanko - n. a pool of scalloped potatoes
Cher - n. a bitch that never would have made it without Sonny
Cher clone - n. any bitch that never would have made it without
help from a man Ex. Janis Joplin, half the women on Earth
Chesst - n. Chess played on someones chest
chest bollocks - n. very small breasts
chiblako - v. to be racist against people with names ending
in "dsofadfja"
chichen - n. the 3rd line of Love Handles <see
Love Handle>
chicken nipple - adj. something that \'0wnz\' or \'r0X0rz\'.
Ex. Dude, the GameCube sooo chicken nipples!
chigger - n. what you get when you cross a Nigger with a Chinese
chigodescoo - v. to wipe your eye on someone's shirt then punch
them
chilaf - adj. to have a sunshine-fresh smell
Chili Dog - n. a sexual act where you shit on a girls chest
and titty fuck her
chily - adj. chili-like (the food)
chillun - Ebonics. ebonics for "children"
choad - n. a penis that is as long as it is wide
chode - adj. when ones penis is wider than it is long.
Ex. Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode. <see
smeg>;
n. the flap of skin between your balls and butthole
chode tail - n. a stringy braided ass hair that hangs down
to your chode. Ex. Brian holmes has a chode tail.
cholee - n. a super hero that wears Nikes
chon - n. a decimal of a decimal
chooph - n. to smoke or inhale something given to you by Luke
Burrows. Ex. I like to chooph this super mix of marajuiana. Luke you
got some crazy shit, bro.
chopimp - n. a short asian pimp
chorkeesh - v. to wipe your ass with flowers cause there's
nothing else around
chounu - v. to sing along with a song you don't know or ever
heard before
chre - n. a 15 month or more old Diet Coke
chricheton - n. a church so big that its the size of a small
town
Christopher Lowell - n. a gay-like interior decorator that
has his(?) own show on the Discovery Channel and every other channel that
has him on it, which is pretty much like every one of them except SPICE.
chroichek - v. to make a statue for someone's birthday
chucon - v. to have the heater on when its hot
chud - n. a can of fat
chufalo - n. one who 'chuffles' semen in their mouth for money.
Ex. If your mom wasn't a Chuffalo, you wouldnt have a house!
I dont particulary like the company of mexicans.
chukchi - n. what a Pikachu says when it sneezes. Ex.
"Chukchi!" "Aw...wittle Pikachu made a sneezles...NOW DIE!!!"
chulin - n. first piss of the New Year
chululu - n. someone that takes a bath in watches
chundant - n. a drink consisting of 1/2 piss and 1/2 Pepsi
chung - v. to eat your hair
chunguk - n. a pile of prunes
chuntee - adj. mexican to the extreme. Ex. Your
dad is a chuntee.
chupakabra - n. a fat kid in 6th grade who has red eyes and
takes a fiery dump on the teachers desk and then swallows the smelly kid
of the class. Ex. Correct me if im wrong, but is that a Chupakabra
squatting on the 6th grade teachers desk? I had sex with a sharpener
and now people call me pencil dick.
chwast - v. to get cancer during P.E.
chynauki - n. a pool of China (plates)
ciarán - n. a fat ass that looks nice
cibrate - v. to practice spitting out teeth
cibration - n. the act of cibrating <see cibrate>
cidaxga - v. to brush your tits
cierpna - n. someone knocking on some glass, trying to get
someone's attention, but breaks the window, and sucks on her bleeding fingers
after screaming
cifda - n. Simka's sister on "Taxi"
cifone - n. a lesbian man
cigar fish - n. a turd in the surf or bath
cigarice - n. rice that smells and tastes like cigar
cijatn - n. that feeling you get when you're going down on
your little brother and your grandma walks in on you. Ex. Dave felt
cijatn like never before that night. i'm sorry dave...i couldn't think of
anyone else
ciloinse - n. that loud obnoxious person at a restaurant that
laughs and/or talks so loud that it disturbs your eating
cimek - v. to run into a classrom, scream "FUCK YOU" then leave
cinnameal - n. a meal that is all foods made with cinnamon
circle rub - n. when you firmly grasp the male genetalia so
the tip of the head is protruding past your fist and rub in a circular motion
until splooge fires from the penis. Ex. Jordon does the swerve
twice a day.
circumference of poop - n. diameter of poop x 3.1416
citaga - n. someone that likes to "aim for the pancreas"
citex - adj. to have a celebrity in your dryer
clacker - n. Australian slang for "anus." Ex. I'm gonna
shove it right up your clacker.
clasoff - v. to eat pizza and drink punch in the middle of
brain surgery
claste - n. clay paste
CLEAN - v. TO EAT PUSSY. Ex. DINOSAUR
clean poop - n. the type of poop where you poop, see it in
the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
clesind - v. to look at everything in mathematical terms
clingington - n. a wooden condom
clint - Contraction. contraction for "crack lint."
Ex. I get a lot of clint when I wear my old jocks.
clinton - n. any dumbass that smokes so much dope he doesn`t
know what "is" means. Ex. Is that my dick in your mouth, Monica?;
a lying horny ass 70 year old who was elected president. Ex. oh my
god they just elected a clinton!
clobamorator - n. a person who eats large globs of cheese
Clorox - n. what Sharon Turner needs to douche with
closkey - n. a high sounding interpretation of something
clue - n. something Sharon Turner doesn't have. Ex.
Sharon thinks every woman's pussy stinks as bad as hers.
clume - n. a spongy testicle
c'n - Contraction. contraction for can
cnoiue - n. a gargoyle with a loin cloth on
coa - v. to make a fart noise with your eye
coagta - v. to modestly name your small group of friends the
"kkk" because all three of you have names that start with k
coao - v. to play a flute on a barrel
coba - v. to drum on a soda glass as a musical instrument
cobar - n. a pile of eyebrow hair
cobham - v. to find a pube in your pocket
cobrite - n. a glow-in-the-dark cobra
cocamet - n. purple glue which forms in pens
coccyx - n. a gay word for "tailbone"
cock - n. you
cockasuckamachina - n. a thing that sucks cock all day long,
like a fucking machine! Ex. Bob Phillips
cock stab - v. to jam your penis down your gay lovers jap eye
cocksuckingwhore! - n. a whore that sucks cock. Ex.
Your sister.
cocorp - v. to walk through a door into a relatively quiet
room, with something playing a song, so its like your entrance theme or
something. Attracts attention of room.
codaob - v. to make a 1000 ft. runway in the snow
codaod - n. someone who says "your dad" to everything
coffey - adj. coffee-like
cofli - v. to smell a DVD
cohagan - n. 8 pennies on a chair
coinfo - n. coin information
coin slot - n. another word for plumbers crack which when
refrigerator repairmen/carpenters/plumbers bend down the back of their pants
slip down exposing their bumcrack which looks wide enough to slot a coin
in. Ex. Someone would say to a carpenter bending down "Pull your pants
up I can see your coin slot!"
colatosai - n. a $15.95 CD
colette - n. a French dork; a French nerd
colluz - n. to eat air
colmfeore - v. to sleep during class, and to amek you look
like you're still paying attention, you keep a pencil in your hand
colorific - n. color with attitude
colotowam - v. to make a computer stop working because you
farted
colvin - n. Calvin's evil twin
combastery - Contractionn. a contraction for "combat mastery."
Ex. I have level three combastery!
comest - n. a MiniDV camera strapped onto the top of your head
comete - n. a birthday party at a fast food restaurant
communist - n. one who has nothing and would like to share
it with the world
comop - v. to steal a body organ
comp - Contraction. contraction for "computer"
compaginst - n. fishnet pantyhose
compoud - n. "compound" missing an "n"
Compressed Marmite - n. 10,000 tons of marmite crammed into
a 57g pot. Can go off like a bomb if not opened with EXTREME caution. Also
alchoholic because of the high density of yeast extract. Ex.
Hey man, shall we get pissed of compressed marmite?!
conger - n. a 2 hour blow job
congoose - n. a mongoose that is a con
coni - adj. yellow, dull, powdery
conical - adj. cone shaped
coniheir - n. an heir that doesn't even know they are an heir
to something
coniva - v. to get "your" and "you're" mixed up for one another
conjunck - n. the guy in front of you in the movie theater
who has a laser pointer and keeps pointing it at the movie screen (Ahem,
Head Of State guy/girl). Ex. That idiot at the movie theater was a
conjunck.
consaminto - v. to fall loudly and hurtfully
conshohocken - n. the ability to shock someone with electrical
currents that make someone fart
consocow - n. a cow that is a con
consturbed - adj. to be disturbed and confused at the same
time. Ex. He looks a tad consturbed.
cont. - Contraction. contraction for "contraction."
Ex. She's having some conts; Cont. is a cont.
continie - v. to throw a mine like a frisbee
conven - n. a semi truck full of people dancing around food,
each holding loaves of bread, waving them around and having a "good time"
convo. - Contraction. contraction for "conversation"
coo - n. the most common nervous habit of older southerners
coohl [coo-hul] - n. something that other people think is cool
but you don't so you say that it's "coohl"
cookanbac - n. the ability to serve burgers whilst bent over
backwards. Ex. The new waitress was hired due to her cookanbac.;
v. to throw a dog in a river that the dog has previously waded
in but now would rather not. Ex. LIKE OMG he just cookanbacked Lassie~!
cookie - n. a game consisting of at least 8 guys that jack
of to see who's jizz gets the closest to the cookie. The guy who gets
the closest to the cookie must eat it. Ex. John and his friends played
a game of cookie.
cooney - n. a funny smell, like a poignant gas. Ex.
He released a cooney smell from his under arm.
coortnee - v. to drive 200 mph on regular streets
copenintion - n. the art of large-scale meatloaf demolition
coplima - n. a cop that likes lima beans
corbcock - n. a narrow and u shaped penis. lick my balls.
Ex. I hate my corbcock.
corn - n. a reptile, related to the panda bear
corn poop - n. (Self-explanatory)
corrondile - v. to lift a toilet seat off of a toilet using
only a mechanical pencil and a box of kleenex. Ex. Why don't
you go corrondile in your mom's bathroom?
cosnorc - v. to meet 2 armed guards with rifles behind a wherehouse
cotine - n. a person that stands on stairs (which lots of people
use) and talks to another person on the stairs, staying there, so that people
have to go around them, and they take up all of the space and you have to
touch them to get through them
coubertin - n. a sign that says "rhinos please remain in your
vehicle"
coufal - n. a peanut butter and sugar sandwhich
courtesy flush - n. the act of flushing the toilet the instant
the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away
to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop
has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing
the walk of shame <see
walk of shame>
coventry - n. a finger that grows on your face; forhead genetalia
covrapze - n. a stupid song made by a stupid singer
cowalishe - n. a field of cows that is stalked by cow humpers
that do other male chickens. Ex. Kyle Vandenberg
cowdabaduhba - n. the word you say before you throw a bunch
of postcards at a dog
cowikaee - n. a shiny nose
cowguue - n. a cow with a gun
cownainamiaplasticeativitiesthoriskibblesandbitsfickjoholiaphobia -
n. the fear of long words
cowongulator - n. a Chinese mathematician who constantly computes
wrong anwsers
co-worker - n. an asshole you work with; NOT a friend
cow patty - n. when having lots of fiber and fruit/vegetables
you shit out a dollop into the toilet which looks like cow shit. The
result is a cow patty
cquasiant - n. eyebrow dandruff
crakocainopiumteinist - n. one who is on crack, cocaine, opium,
and nicotine
crack whore - n. a crapper that has seen more ass than a Greyhound
Bus. Tell tale signs of a crack whore include pubes, piss stains and shit
streaks. Avoid crack whore at all cost. Try finding out when the janitor
cleans each particular bathroom. Don't forget, a crack whore can become a
safe haven <see safe
haven>
cradle kill - n. a 20 year old dating a 15 year old from 4
hours away and is totally wrapped up in her, also tries to get guts from
her knowing that she is only 15. Ex. Chris McPeters is such a cradle
kill. Remeber that time he was a cradle kill. That whole summer he was acting
like a cradle kill. Yeah thats the guy. To be cradle killed visit Neilson
room 410.
crafsont - v. to snuff chalk dust
crahal - v. to buy a sinquost <see
sinquost>
crajava - n. crappy java coding
craniopomorphic - adj. to attribute to an object a cranial
capacity; done for the express purpose of shedding light on the intimate
meshing of the object being described and the brain. Ex. All the
psychological fruits of a ponderer's labor are contained in his craniopomorphic
fruit basket. In my craiopomorphic fishbowl, the scriptures of vitality
are reduced to fishfood.
crapivulous - adj. something that looks crappy and probably
is going to be crappy, based on impressions of a preview or "early look"
at the product without actually watching the finished product to come to
the conclusion.; crap with a side of crap.
crapple-dapple - n. carmel apple with crap instead of carmel
crapyarder - n. someone that craps in your yard and then eats
the crap
craznit - v. to shake your piss in tupperware
credessi - n. a lion that has sex with wolves
creebir - v. to listen to the whole movie of Grease, not watching
it, from another room
creeklesnab - v. to break someones nose while dancing to ballet.
Ex. la la laaaaa (SNAP!)
creihin - v. to eat a sinquost <see
sinquost>
crell - Contraction. crow's feet from Hell, like the ones around
Sharon Turner's eyes
crenema - Contraction. contraction for Cranial Enema. This
is what you get when you try to wash your ear out with the high-pressure
gun at the car wash
crenshaw - v. to have a rollercoaster in your backyard
crevliseayo - v. to trip over your car
crimson tide - n. another word for a woman's period; to be
on the rag; to have a poon that looks as if Moses himself had parted the
red sea between your thighs. Ex. I am on the Crimson Tide this
week. BLOODY PooN. Ilove Jay Harve! Jason wants to lick my Crimson Tide...
SHOCKER
cripe - n. a palm tree with christmas lights wrapped around
it that are left on the whole year
crizmit - v. to grab a guy with a purple backpack's underwear
and put it over his head
Cross-eyed Bear - n. a sexual activity in which a guy blows
his load up a chick's nose and she goes all cross-eyed like.
crotty - adj. to be so easy its hard to understand
crust - n. something that goes well with pizza, but not with
pussy
crusty shit - n. shit that is really dried up and will
crumble if you step on it. Ex. Crusty shit that's found on the seat
of an old outback dunnycan.
cryocryptical - adj. to believe time travel was discovered
in the late 1940s
cryocrypticaleldermatic - n. a superstitious elderly man, who
believes time travel was discovered in the late 1940s
cuamanak - n. like an almanac, but instead records every instance
when a dog sat on its own turd
cuavo - n. someone with the same first name as their last name.
Ex. Mohammed Mohammed
cubilophobia - n. the fear of squares
cubirse - n. a wheelchair racing team
cucutento - n. a tinted motorcycle window
cuddle slut - n. one who cuddles with multiple people at one
point during his or her life. Ex. Judd is such a cuddle slut...
cuelgu - n. a glacier in space
cufass - n. chicken flavored liver pants
cugh - n. what you say after a close scrape
cuhgtyul - v. to sit down while being constipated and squish
that little poop against your underwear, leaving a tremendous skidmark.
Ex. After I cuhgtyul, I should wipe.
cuhij - v. to turn the A/C on when its cold
cumber - n. a half of a cucumber
cunningham - n. a mean piggy
C.U.N.T. - Acronym. acronym for Community Undestanding of
Nationalism and Teamwork. Ex. What a large C.U.N.T.
cunt - n. a worthless bitch that pisses you off AND/OR hurts
your feelings, repeatedly AND/OR on purpose. This stupid bitch will cause
you to think all women are like her. women; any woman in the military; the
dumbest and rudest of all dumb, rude bitches; nobody will miss this stupid
fucking bitch if you kill her; this stupid bitch will marry an ugly motherfucker,
or fuck a nigger and have his baby, but she won't even go out with you. She's
too stupid to live another day.; YOUR MAMA. Ex. YOUR MAMA
cunt licker - n. a person who licks hairy vaginas
cunt rag - n. a person that stabs you in the back and is a
bitch and a cunt. Ex. Ali Vice is the biggest Cunt Rag ever!! I hate
Ali Vice, but thanks to her i invented Cunt Rag
cuppy - n. someone that drinks their milk from their cereal
bowl. Ex. Larry was a cuppy today at the breakfast table.
curtelatu - n. a moldy cheeseburger
Cwafa - n. a Squackle! Gangster name, meaning Crab With a French
Accent <see How To
Make a Squackle Gang>
cweblet - v. to eat a large quantity of dryer lint, and then
a sandwich
CWOWN - Acronym. acronym for Cool Wimpledimple On Wimpledimple
Nightmares <see
wimpledimple and
wimpledimple
nightmares>
cyku - adj. extreeemely psycho
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