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daaaaaaa - n. poopandshit
dabamazoo - n. a magic word originating in Mongolia in the
late 1800’s
dablentment - n. an extremely large collection of pop tops
daboab - v. to say "red shiny apple" after biting into an apple
dack - v. to pull someone's pants down. Ex. My mates
dacked me at work in front of the boss.
dacks - n. Aussie slang for "underwear." Ex. Drop your
dacks.
Dacky Duck - n. the name given to the Squackle duck because
he is notorious for dacking hot chicky-babes at the malls. No offense to
Dacky (though he'd probably like that) but the name Dacky you's gave the
duck makes me think of the aussie word "dack" which means to pull someone's
pants down real fast. Ex. Me and the boys were copping a perve as
Dacky went around dacking the chicks at the mall underpants and all.
dad wooping - v. to rub your white feces all over your dad.
<see woop>
Ex. blowthetoad rubs his white feces all over his dad.
dag - n. shit that is entangled in wool hanging off a sheep
near the arse
daiton - v. to blind pilots overhead
daitop - n. a guy named after a porn movie
dajoyce - n. a rainbow colored flag
daknuj - v. to bleach money
dakzem - n. a steel hula hoop
dalsfo - n. a nickel on a patio table
damdoalu - v. to vacuum the ceiling, and having a large piece
of plaster get caught in your appliance
damihana - n. a drink consisting of 1/4 water and 3/4 sweet
and sour sauce
damn right - adj. used to describe the person/people who wrote
the definitions for homework, boss, and teacher <see
homework,
boss, and
teacher>
damn straight - Interjection. Damn Straight. Damn Straight.
stuff is good. Ex. Damn straight, boo
danek - n. underwear with swastikas on them
dang - Interjection. Kentucky style for Damn
daniloag - n. a museum that smells like BO
dansheen - v. to play an online game with your girlfriend/boyfriend
danstoss - n. a big-ass wad of Dentyne Ice
dan't - Contraction. contraction for Dan can't. Ex.
Dant do that.
dant - v. to smoke weed. Ex. They were danting at school
daoot - n. a pass or fail test
dapedink - v. to put LSD into coffee
dapem - v. to make toilet paper out of grass
daresane - n. a math teacher acting like a mime unintentionally
darg - adj. to have something you made on Squackle
darkstar - n. butthole
darseprisa - n. a kid under 13 running an online gambling casino
darva - v. to snort crack at school during a test
dashiter - v. to take a shower in a dumpster
dat - Ebonics. ebonics for "that"
data dumping - n. we have no clue...we think its something
about dumping data on a group of people.....?
date - n. Australian word for "arse." Ex. I'm gonna
get my gun and stick it right up your date and blast your inners if you don't
piss off
dauho - n. a circular garbage can lid that can be used as a
sled during winter
daut - v. to doubt and poke something at the same time
davadze - v. to eat lead
davebrok - n. a stop-and-go kind of fart
daveisfat - adj. dave is really fat (or at least he was)
davesanassandlikesmenalot - Ebonics. Well, you see, dave likes
men...a lot...he likes them so much that they made a word for it, cause hes
always havin sex with them. You'd notice a man that had sex with dave cause
they'd be dead with no eyes and lots of dave hair all over them. Ex.
wow, davesanassandlikesmenalot!!!!
dave's mom - n. a biker loving, chain smoking,meat packer with
a greasy blonde mullet. thank shittalkier v.1.2 by jaundice for that!
Ex. you look like daves mom!
davex - v. to teach a teacher how to teach teachers
David Antler - n. the biggest asshole in the universe.
Ex. David Antler, Mrs. Womack, you are a David Antler; a totally bad
ass person. Ex. David Antler is such a David Antler, I mean
holy shit. True story.
davidantler - n. a person who likes Sharon Turner (the first
person ever!!!!)
dawner - n. scottish term for a stroll
dawnot - v. to cuss at sunrise
dayto - adj. to be able to blind pilots overhead with what
you are wearing. Ex. really really shiny pants
daytonusa - v. to clean your shirt by licking your thumb and
rubbing the area. Looks like you rub your tits if its near them
dazeena - n. the art of spinning the little metal things on
the end of pens
de - Ebonics. ebonics for "the"
deac - n. a cookie bar
dead fuck - n. somebody like Sharon Turner that just lays there
motionless and without making a sound while you fuck the stinky bitch
deaf, dumb, and blind teenage girl - n. the perfect rape victim
dealeb - n. a bloody Kleenex
debchede - adj. to get fined for indecent exposure to a tree
dedemmor - v. to rape someone in a card game
'deed - Ebonics. ebonics for indeed
deeper - n. what Sharon Turner said the last time I fucked
her in the ass
deeriuv - v. to pee on your toothbrush
defbec - n. a Christian church that glorifies the Devil because
he parties harder
definitionofwordisword - Contraction. short for "defintion
of the word is the word"
defket - n. a large sore caused by too much cardboard
degradgrad - v. to play a 2 or more player game with yourself,
playing for all players
degwot - n. a scandinavian crop circle
deheet - v. to cool something down
dehn - adj. to have a Pokemon in real life
de-iced tea - n. iced tea with no ice
deirfoo - v. to make letters into numbers
dem - Ebonics. ebonics for "them"
demare - v. to get executed during P.E.
demit - n. syrup that looks like a booger when "dried"
demon llama - n. a llama that has risen from the dead
demuth - v. to burn money
denkor - v. to go to someone's house, drink a beer, talk about
what species of a horse is, leave, then go to another house, go to the bathroom,
and get a carton of milk, and leave. This is all in the desert.
dentomento - n. a very intelligent sounding legal word
denyhilate - v. to deny someone while at the same time annihilating
them. Ex. dont make me denyhilate your punk ass.
deoraco - v. to jump on a mutant frog
depateaola - v. to borrow a pencil from someone taking a test
dercor - v. to poke everything you see with farming tools
dere - Ebonics. ebonics for "there"
dereokopjee - n. a 6-legged baseball player that thinks his
last name is a metric unit of measurement
derler - n. a white MnM
derrinn - v. to make fun of someone wearing glasses while you're
wearing glass yourself
desperate - n. stupid white bitches that dance with niggers
(this was submitted by someone and does not reflect the opinion of Squackle.
Squackle love da black man!)
detooun - v. to spread blood on your face
detyinine - n. a highly combustible mixture of bassohol and
egg whites <see
bassohol>
devonjo - n. a fortune cookie that has fortune of death
dewads - n. a guy with long hair
dfjlkwe - n. disconnection for shitty aol
dgiohoetsdrjtaklhp - n. the only thing thats cooler than something
that kills Pokemon-Chase
d-hole - n. dick hole
diarrhea fart - n. a fart in which your pants get mushy while
your farting
diaz - v. to cover one's oversized erection with ones necktie.
Just jerk it; then it will shrink and you won't have to hide it. Ex.
Whoa that fat guy just pulled a diaz.
dicacity - adj. oral playfulness; talkativeness
dick - n. what all guys are :D. fuck off. Ex. (if you're
a guy) YOU; something of mine that you can suck, bitch. Ex. If you
have a dick, you have a brain.
dicky - n. an attractive dick ready for the suckling.
Ex. Dave, suck my dicky.
didascalia - v. to eat only soy foods
didlo - n. a relative of a dildo, which doesnt vibrate, and
is squared
Die Aria - n. when on the toilet, this substance has a tendency
to be released. Ex. I made a Die aria
diebenkorn - n. a teacher that owns a minivan
direito - n. a volcano that erupts out condements (mustard
ketchup, relish, mayonaise, etc.)
diff - n. a nice way to say fucker
difucttie - n. what happens when odor hits the power stripe
DIG - Acronym. acronym for Dacky Is God.
dihplokokus - n. how you prounounce diplococcus. funny when
said aloud
dikasaurous - n. a person who gets stuck on a gym rope but
everyone leaves him/her up there for a laugh
dik sauce - n. semen from a guy who calls himself "hot sauce"
<see hot
sauce>
DILF - Acronym. acronym for "a Dad I'd Like to Fuck"
dilka - n. a man named "Big Mama"
dilli - n. tricks like dumping poop on your head
dillilog - n. a log of dillis <see
dilli>
dilso - n. a shitload of piss
dimanch - v. to scoop up a town's clock tower with a helicopter
dimanshipteng - n. when a girl releases her vaginal fluids
all over the place and makes you lick it up
dimartino - n. a chipmunk-sounding rap song
dinan - n. yellow sawdust
dinazc - n. the time right after finishing reading a book,
with a stupid recollection of what you read. Usually takes about 10 seconds.
Patting the book, like its a friend, is also common
ding-dong-ditchlong - n. a medical condition caused by playing
Ding Dong Ditch too many times; stubbing your finger on a doorbell
dinglewash - v. to take a dump and the water from the toilet
splashes up from a smaller more dense turd and dampens the gooch
dinn - v. to be run over by a duck. Ex. The man was
dinned in a parking lot
Dip - n. a Squackle! Gangster name, meaning Dingo In Propulsion
<see How To Make a
Squackle Gang>
dirt - n. any female that is hot or that is a slut or that
gets on the dance floor and twerks their ass. Ex. u lil dirt!! get
ur little dirt ass on the floor and twerk something u lil dirt. Dirts make
penises happy.
dirt cancer - n. the disease in which you get cancer from dirt
Dirty Sanchez - n. a sexual activity in which a guy fucks a
girl in the ass, and then wipes the shit all over her face
discomboobalation - v. an operation to take off a girl's
boobs so that they can put them on a male duck
discomfart - n. the feeling one gets when trying to hold in
a particularly high pressure emission
disdar - n. an evil piggy bank
disdarful - n. a disdar full of evil money <see disdar>
disneyocracy - n. a government run by the Disney Corporation
distuchint - n. a car that gets 1.75 miles/gallon
ditpang - v. to hump a snake
diuaec - v. to use "zeroes" or "zeros" instead of "0s"; to
use "0s" instead of "zeroes" or "zeros"
diuretic - n. a chemical that causes diahrrea
divister - n. a titty twister given to someone named David
dizm - adj. high quality, normally reffering to marijuana Ex.
This shit is the dizm; n. high quality marijuana Ex.
Hey got the dizm?
DJ - n. the only person in a bar that doesn't get tipped. He's
the reason people dance, then they get thirsty, buy more drinks and they
tip the bartender, but the DJ doesn't get any recognition. He's asked to
play special songs by people, but for free.
djamaconique - n. fish in a bag of water, underwater
dlopee - n. a hooker that lives in a trash can
d'modge - n. a cement floor
doab - v. to piss into a bottle of alcohol
doaholic - n. one who has an extreme obsession with video game
babes that have realistic "bounce"
DOC - Acronym. acronym for dildo of choice. Ex. My DOC
is the Super 5000 with Elongating Action.
docheni - n. the fighting style of the cow
dodd - n. a robotic dad
dodell - n. a pen that uses white ink (its not supposed to
be white out)
dododododasfsadum - n. an embarassingly long, swampy wet fart
that was off the scale
dofav - n. a basket of crumpled paper
dogan - n. Catholic. Used in Ireland. Ex. He is a dogan
dogocracy - n. a government run by dogs
d'oh - Interjection. used when something goes wrong. Ex.
Person: Did you remember to lock the door? You: D'oh!!
DOHC - Acronym. Acronym for District of Human Crap
doherty - n. a pig-licker
doilay - n. a bathroom toy
doipoot - n. a nudist mcdonalds
doir - n. a raw egg with ketchup
dojix - n. a drink consisting of oil and water
dolciani - v. to put trash into a Kleenex box
doldge - v. to piss in/on a volcano
doldig - v. to eat burning hot magma
dole bludger - adj. someone who lives on the dole and doesn't
work
dominant penis - n. one of two penises from the same male,
taking control and or abusing the other
domlun - v. to lick a bug zapper
domsga - n. a country where everyone is an employee of the
government
doncher - Ebonics. ebonics for "don't you"
doney - adj. to have been pooped on while having sex
donkle - n. a little velcro thing stimpyismyname found
on a soccer feild
donkleizer - n. a single pringle
donkleization process - v. to roll up a Donkle tightly
donoral - v. to give Howie head so you can get free doughnuts
donov - adj. to be bigger than your car
doodazz - n. the level of coolness one possesses. Ex.
He has got more doodazz than the garbage can.
doodoonut - n. a doughnut made out of poop
doopalicious - adj. when something tastes good but has a bad
aftertaste
Dop - n. a Squackle! Gangster name, meaning Donkeys on Parade
<see How To Make a
Squackle Gang>
dork - n. a whale dick
dosodil - v. to glue 200 dildos to a car
doublugly - adj. really ugly; ugly to the second power
douche - n. something Sharon Turner has never, EVER done; something
Sharon Turner needs to do with Clorox every single day; a term defining a
person that needs to be douched; the act of inserting a water syringical
device and cleaning ones vaginal walls
douep - v. to staple your penis
doyan - n. an ass whistle
doyou - n. a wavy penis
DPT - Acronym. acronym for Double Plugger Thongs
dquasiavquasie - v. when a president wears a Burger King crown
dque - n. a large supply of soda that your mom brings home
from her hotel
dra - n. an old bra
drabulaxx - n. a spider with a penis on its head. Ex.
Look at that drabulaxx.
draftenmoe - n. a person that owns a large variety of wooden
Buddha statues
dramastic - adj. to be dramatic with a touch of drasticness;
to be dramatic and drastic at the same time. Ex. Dramastic measures
had to be taken in order to insure justice.
draop - n. a group of people that are sent into a room, and
then get whipped. They don't know why though.
drap - n. a Spanish consulting company
dratsaf - n. a box with a steering wheel on a bar sticking
out of it
drece - n. an elastic bridge
dreft - n. To open a door with ones lips
dreizdale - v. to sign the same yearbook twice
dresan - n. the values of y that are for when x equals zero
drewdunf - v. to whack someone's hat clear off their head
drinker poop - n. the kind of poop you have the morning after
a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom
of the toilet
drocampulate - n. one who sexually molests pineapples for attention
DROL - Acronym. acronym for Dumbasses Ruining Our Lives.
Ex. George W. Bush.
drop your guts - v. to fart. Ex. Someone would say
"Pohhhh!!! You've dropped your guts haven't ya???"
drozbi - n. someone arrested because there was a joog <see
joog>
drunjliknerolf - n. a guy who spreads out a blanket during
recess on the classroom floor while no one's there and then strips and
masturbates and sprays sperm all over the place then slurps it back up.
Ex. Elijah is a drunjliknerolf.
dry rape - n. a raping while both people have their clothes
on
DSLs - Contraction. contraction for Dick Sucking Lips.
Ex. That girl Gaytha sure has some nice DSLs.
duaixo - n. the latin word for a gay cat with seven hairs on
it's ass that enjoys swimming, tennis, and drinkng magarita's at the club
duaxio - n. banana-flavored pasta
dubya - n. something someone says when they puke
ducanhead - n. soft serve ice cream head. Ex. dairyqueenlogo
duck butter - n. the mixture of sperm and shit that drips out
of Sharon Turner's ass after buttfucking her
duck raid - n. a group of ducks that go on land from water,
and move around together
duefix - n. a dork hitman
duelpis - n. Two males of any species sword fighting with streams
of urine at the same urinal/commode/tree/bush/prairie/firehydrant/or on Alison.
Ex. 1.Ryan defeated Chris while duelpissing. 2.Brian Holmes the Antelope
and Chris McPeters the skunk duelpised on Alison's funt. <see
funt>
Dugen - n. penis
Dugen Hump - n. an extremly large Camel Toe that is separated
into two with a belt around the waist
durry - n. Aussie slang for "cigarette"
duincam - n. a guy named Colleen
dulcinea - v. to use a person as a seat recliner
dullan - n. whoever he is, he's dead! Ex. Rudolph The
Red-Nosed Reindeer Rap
dumbarker - n. a dumbass marker that leaks; a leaking marker
dumbass - n. anybody that pisses off a stranger; anybody that
pisses you off on purpose
dumb bitch - n. somebody like Sharon Turner that knows her
pussy stinks, but doesn't go to the doctor to get it fixed; a girl that thinks
an UGLY guy with perfect hair is a good-looking guy; 99% of the women on
Earth
dumbkunt - n. a person that has no life, and wastes his/her
time by puting words on an internet site. Ex. The guys from Squackle
are dumbkuntz.
dumcumer - n. someone caught by their significant other while
receiving (or for having received) sexual gratification from someone other
than the significant other. Ex. Bill Clinton is a dumcumer.
dumping a shit - v. to take a shit
dumtenzet - adj. to have the whole world, in your hands…
dumwi - v. to drive through the ghetto in an expensive car
dunndaft - n. a pool of paper
dunnycan - n. Aussie slang for "toilet" or "outhouse."
Ex. Someone would say "I'm bustin to go to the dunny"
dunnytruck - n. a truck that transports portable toilets to
places such as special outdoor events, contruction sites, or camps
duobse - v. to catch bats with a fishing net
duong - v. to steal a flag
dupat - n. old chips
durago - n. a mexican guy with a pumpkin on his head
durand - n. an eraser pebble (a little part of an eraser that
is like a pebble)
durkee - v. to launch off your penis like a rocket
dushku - n. an animal that eats poop
dustinulrich - n. a water throwing asshole
Dutch-Oven - n. the type of fart that is farted in a sleeping
bag. Ex. Vrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm!
dutyplatental - n. the inability to eat more than two candy
cigarettes
duuk - n. Swedish for "duck"
duwumbeedea - n. a really big dumbass (and you'll be one for
saying this word)
duxedo - n. a suit that looks like a duck (not a costume);
what a duck wears to a prom or something important
DVD sandwich - n. a DVD (or more) between 2 pieces of bread
dwabala - v. to shake lotion
dwic - v. to clone ants
DWM - Acronym. acronym for Driving While Morronic
dwomgu - v. to strangle someone with their own colon
DYKE Alarm - n. the alarm that goes off when
Mrs. DYKE or relative
is around
dylan - n. a hairless penis. Ex. Dylan is a dylan.
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