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eacother - v. to have a fight with a TV antenna
eaf - n. a queef, only stronger <see
queef>
eagletment - v. to not understand what tape on a light switch
means, and turn it off anyway
eakin - n. ground up SweetTarts
ealwpouv - v. to stare at a plane, naked
eaoireng - n. the event of having a Q-Tip stuck in your brain;
a crack whore. Ex. You're an eaoireng
eaoirnt - adj. to have crocodile-skin skin
eaple - n. someone not "saved by the bell"
earch - n. a meal of Oreos
earchundant - adj. to be tired of eating meals of Oreos
eargasm - n. the sensation you get from coming down from a
high altitude, while in a plane. You yawn and yawn, and swallow trying to
unplug your ear from the pressure. After extensive trying bang the ear unplugs
**hence** the "EARGASM"; an orgasm caused by a clicking sound. Many, MANY
good times come with this. I suggest purchasing a bottle of milk just to
reach ultimate satisfaction.
Earth - n. the Insane Asylum for the Universe
Earthling - n. somebody that will let you down <see
human>
easastig - n. a dreadlock pop group
eat - v. something you'd want to do to a pussy, unless it's
Sharon Turner's!
eauruy - n. popcorn that doesn't taste like popcorn
eblemer - v. to stay up late to see an infomercial or “Only
on TV” specials
eburm - n. a rare virus that joins the stomach and bowells
together and makes the victim vomit up poo
ecalt - n. a brooming race
ECG - Acronym. Acronym for Egg Calling Goose
eckankar - n. a pillow wearing a seat belt
ecoinfo - n. electronic coin information
econuc - n. a half-a-million dollar cup of coffee
ecornea - n. electrified corn that once eaten, makes you see
better
edahocs - n. a disowned cousin
e-daption - n. adaption, but on the internet, in which you
adapt to a new big thing that happens on the internet either to you or in
general
edelsa - v. to breast feed a baby, butt-naked
edicata - v. to sratch off your cuticles with a pencil
educational measurement - n. a measurement on how educational
something is
eegmy - v. to make numbers into letters
eel - n. an ocean snake; the snake of the ocean
eela - n. an alligator eraser
eepsto - n. a Susan B. Anthony coin on a patio table
eerf - n. a shed you keep in your backyard for dead bodies
eewq - n. an artificial finger nail with "real" cuticles
efeg - adj. to become scared because a chair was put down
efi - n. a skater
efiwand - n. an efi's skateboard <see efi>
efqueaow - v. to trade your brother for a Latin singer
eftector - n. a bad word detector
egakioeo - n. a "church" that is underground and closed off
by steel gates
eganslue - n. a butt slap
egaugnal - n. comedy, tricks and naked chicks
egeliuex - n. evil milk
egilbo - v. to make a "connection" with someone because you
are hungry, and that person got their food before you, and they are the same
age as you
egstad - v. to play a guitar non-stop until your fingers fall
off
eh? - n. the sound one makes when 5 people all ask you different
questions and all expect an answer at once
eheefrete - v. to spin around with cowboy boots on your head
ehp - v. to chase after people with pieces of a broken plastic
cup
ehpour - v. to stick a cookie up your ass
ehrfich - v. to bathe in boiling water and boil an egg in the
bath while you're in it and eat it
einle - n. a man that had an abortion
eiodopet - n. the theory which says that time zones aren't
actually "blended" together so that it is 1:00 pm at your house and 1:00:00:00001
pm at your neighbors house. Opposite to the fassliuh theory <see
fassliuh>
eiiarafi - n. a condom mistaken for a toilet
eingler - n. a musician who makes a song for a movie, but is
never heard from again…
elallax - n. a Godfather-poser
elam - n. the opposite of an elamef <see elamef>
elario - n. a white skittle
elbonics - v. the process of two persons fighting over the
same elbow rest
eldae - v. to do it all for the nookie
eldermatic - n. a superstitious elderly man
elefart - v. to fart in an empty elevator right before you
leave, stinking it up for the next person
elefartee - n. the next person to get in an elevator after
the elefarter has left <see elefart>
elefarter - n. a jerk that farts in an empty elevator for the
next person
elephants knob hole - Ebonics. this is when you hate someone
enough, you shove them up an elephants knob hole:) this is a great way of
pissing someone off. Ex. Squackle is SHIT!! the owner of this site
should be shoved up an elephants knob hole.
elerdo - v. to stick your penis through the hole in the middle
of a CD
elimbah - v. to spontaneously combust while eating a large
caramel chocolate bar while driving a land rover
eljoix - n. a strip club in New Hampshire
ellech - n. someone who loves their school supplies
ellerby - adj. to be awesome and know it. Ex.
You're ellerby
eluck - n. a midget BMX biker
elmi - n. your brother/sister's mother-in-law
elobrep - v. to help someone buy a wedding engagement ring
elocine - v. to bitchslap a grandmother
eloerid - v. to not review at all for finals
eloise - n. a smoking pig who refuses to wear sunglasses in
the winter. Ex. Who smoked my eloise?
elpmur - v. to gut a jungle pig
elppa gnikcuf - v. to fuck a piece of fruit. Ex. I like
to elppa gnikcuf with a banana.
elsyum - n. a mini car on top of a cup
elysia - n. a fat girl with food on her shirt from a week ago
eltantawi - n. a grenade that looks like a hot dog
emboid - v. to bungee jump off a sidewalk
embralla - n. an old, faggy, old man that is a psychic
Eminem - n. a white trash punk that thinks he's cool by acting
like a nigger (this was submitted by someone and does not reflect the opinion
of Squackle. Squackle love Eminem!); a fruity-ass faggot.
Ex. The Insane Clown Posse will kick Eminem's punk-ass! Fuck Eminem!
Dissing his own mother, and then dissing ICP! How fucking stupid can you
be?!
emprhi - adj. as hard as a diamond
emplo - v. to explode and implode at the same time
encrapment - n. entrapment, but something to do with a bathroom
or poop
eneag - n. a monkey made of pure buckets
enegger - n. a rerun of the news
Enema-em - n. what Eminem should be called!!!
englard - n. english lard
engo - adj. to be horny during a physical examination
enirafon - n. a monkey that slaps shit
eniroment - n. the enviroment after a nuclear explosion
enjiatas - n. taquetos with penises inside
enous - v. to mail something to your next door neighbor
enpeec - n. an underwater doghouse
epaper - n. electronic paper (used for emails)
epasseegoo - v. to lick a spinning wheel on fire
epinephri!ie - n. a substitute teacher that is horny during
a video that has Sean Connery in it and when he hears students laughing about
it, he tries to cover it up by putting a piece of paper on his pants.
eplomatic - n. a form of goverment where there's no money,
food, power, people, animals, water, or land
eplomena - v. to eat too much string cheese, and think that
apple juice will make it better
eqns - v. to slap crap with a 2x4
equaplentmentalestablishmentarianism - v. to put an artificial
sweetener in your coffee
equidition - n. a math operation in which you add a value to
itself, but not multiplying it
erakat - n. a desert that is made of popcorn seeds, honey,
and a strawberry cooked at 450 degrees for 4 minutes
erdegxyr - n. a 6 year old with suspenders on
ereket - v. to drop a cup into a toilet
erew - n. a song that incorporates modem sounds into it
ergosan - n. braces connected to your lips
erkemstrausse - n. something you dont know the name of. Another
word for thingymabob, but better
ernarmgor - v. to drink your own foaming pee from an apple
juice bottle
erneg - n. a lamb explosion
erosan - v. to land on a spiked bed
erratie - v. to pee poo
errerr - v. to talk about your first date in math class
error barrage - n. an error after error that happens on your
computer
esam - v. to surf in space
escapee - n. a type of fart that slips out while taking a leak
at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by
a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you
receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an
escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing
next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one
likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or
laughing makes both parties feel uneasy
esco - v. to tie spam around a waist
eshamnor - v. to surf wearing a space suit
Eskimo Kiss - n. a kiss that isn't really a kiss, just 2 people
rubbing noses together. Eskimos kiss this way because its so cold where
they live that they can't kiss with their mouths or else they'd die. This
is also why Eskimos have red noses, because they get very irritated after
they have sex without taking their clothes off, and all they can do is use
their noses to Eskimo kiss. Its sad.
eslr - n. a log with a head coming out of it
esparanza - n. a penis grafted in your forehead with super
glue
espia - n. weed juice
espinoza - n. a yearbook entry that is exactly the same as
someone else's in the same yearbook
espozido - n. a bird-eating spider
esrev - n. styrofoam teeth
esrozin - n. a bird fart
essma - n. to piss on a terrorist
esteel - n. a target suit (a suit with target signs all over
it)
esteetuti - n. a nail polish company in Greenland
estiphus - n. apple juice made with mexican water
estubun - n. bean-flavored gum
esumdi - v. to throw up a lung
e-surance - n. online insurance, insuring your internet access
esytinment - n. one of those “Shell Animals” you
buy in a Key West tourist shop
esytnia - n. one of those “Air Plants” that you buy
in a Key West tourist shop
etagob - adj. to have nuts on your shoulders
etanimonerp - n. a loan from the Love Bank
etlentmaie - v. to lose a cordless phone in the water
etribate - v. to sleep in a trash can
eugzaz - n. a bear with horns
euhx - n. a guy that chases you down so you can kiss his
ass, literally
euken - v. to swallow a sentence
euko - v. to dump trash on top of a trash can instead of inside
it
euneirophrenia - n. a peace of mind after a pleasant dream
eunuch - n. a man or boy whose testes are nonfunctioning or
have been removed. Ex. Brian Holmes can't get his junk hard for Alison
because he is a eunuch.
eupverio - n. an orange pie
euracel - v. to give birth through your mouth
euron - n. rotten milk used as a sauce for chicken
euronment - n. the act of mixing euron with something <see
euron>
evad - n. the crossing between doing something evil and bad
at the same time. Ex. Being dressed in a pink tutu and singing Britney
Spears songs while eating cheese
evairudy - n. an unnoticeable green booger on your forehead
evitarugif - n. a two night three day stay
evoage - v. to evoke awareness of an evil god or power.
eweki - n. a licorice moustache
ewood - n. nasty wood; electronic wood (used to make epaper
for emails) <see epaper>
extice - v. to pick up a piece of poop and put it on your floor
extranjer - n. a Skittle biscuit (like MnM cookies, but Skittles)
EXTREME obieto - n. similar to obieto, in this game, you see
how many AOL CDs you can shove up your ass while bungee jumping with dental
floss <see
obieto>
extta - n. a "12" inside a heart
eyeieuae - n. a dick that can lay an egg
eyelet - n. a hole in a shoe to put shoelaces in
eyg - n. a ghost that lives in a purse
eyvela - n. a flat hot dog. It slides into a bun easily.
ezra - v. to pull on someone's pig tail(s)
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