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fabanna - v. to staple a fish to a shopping cart and call it
FISH-CART: the most powerful force in the galaxy
face lift - n. something Sharon Turner needs to get WAY before
she gets a boob job
fack - Interjection. fuck.. god damn. Ex. I hate my
fackin life. YEA BOOYY I love gage!
fadecom - n. a nickname that makes no sense where it came from
your name. Ex. Kari is a nickname for Catherine. Dick is for
Richard. They're both fadecoms.
fadickle - n. a cyclops monkey that eats paint chips for
entertainment. The females grow huge protruding butts to attract males.
Ex. Hi! I'm Steve Irwin and today we're going after fadickles. You
can buy them at a Wal-Mart near you!
fadob - v. to fall into a pot backwards
faeidsye - n. a huge paper clip
faft - v. to eat a tree
faggit - n. how a dumbass spells faggot
faggoteer - n. one who has sex with gay people. Ex.
Go to hell, you fucking faggoteer.
fagocyte - n. a microscopic cell that is a fag
fahagen - n. a fag that looks like a fag
fake biker - n. a pussy that takes his Harley to Sturgis on
a trailer or in the back of a truck. Ex. A REAL biker rides his Harley
to Sturgis. A Fake biker hauls it to Sturgis..
fakyou - v. to create a napalm like material out of horse poo
and styrofoam
faleeaz - n. a man with breasts; a woman with a penis
faloofnoof - n. a bum who eats his poop then throws up on people
fanaoot - v. to koit and the lightbulb lights up <see
koit>
fantasy - n. a daydream you want to happen. Ex. 90%
of my fantasies have come true.
farart - n. a type of art that you paint by putting a paintbrush
in your butt and painting on the canvas, or wiping a lot of paint inside
your butt and farting it out, spraying it all over
farc - v. to make 346 clones of someone really annoying
farquhar - v. to not know what you are fucking hard <used
with fuquhar>
farsmynth - v. to sit on stairs where lots of people go up
and down
fart - n. smelly gas that comes outta your ass (hey!
that rhymes); a butt burp; something that smells better than Sharon Turner's
nasty pussy; Acronym. acronym for Flabby, Anal-Retentive Tory;
to break wind
fartable - adj. to be able to fart
fartable farter - n. someone who can fart on
demand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ex. He sure is a fartable farter he
farted when someone said fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffart
fartabulous - adj. descriptive of anal intercourse
fart accompli - n. a silent observer of a fart perpetrator
in a confined space
fartalism - n. the feeling of inevitability one gets when one
can hold it in no longer
fartality - n. the victim of fart attack
fartastic - adj. descriptive of a particularly creative fart
fartasy - n. a whimsical fart; a fantasy that involves farting
a whole lot
fartative - adj. descriptive of the awkward behavior of a fart
perpetrator who's been fingered in the act
fartaway - n. the unmuffled strategic release of fetid air
at an inopportune time
fart bag - n. a humor-challenged pay equity coordinator
Fartberg - n. the home of the biggest political fart around
fartbourg - n. an obnoxious name-dropping fart
fart-buster - n. the magic ingredient in GAS-X flatulence relief
Fart-champetre - n. Franco-Manitoban Winter Flatulence Festival
featuring lots of home-baked beans in maple syrup
fart-cock - n. a pompous fart
Fart de Mieux - n. a Quebec Separatist fart
fart disease - n. the disease you get when you get AIDS from
a fart
farter - n. the perpetrator of a fart
farter's feast - n. unfermented complex carbohydrates (e.g.
sugar and beans) consumed by party animals causing the uncontrollable emission
of foul wind
fart-flop - n. a half-hearted muffled fart
fart-forward - n. the act of speed farting in the hope that
no one will really hear
fartgate - n. an undercover fart intelligence operation
farticability - adj. the ability to fart on cue
farticle - n. an article about farts/farting
farticulation - n. the nauseating drone of an academic windbag
fartidious - adj. descriptive of a meticulously clean fart;
to have/had a fart in a nice and polite way
fartified - adj. descriptive of the behavior of a
passive-aggressive fart
fartigue - n. the feeling you get after you've farted a really
big fart or farting a lot (like fatigue, but from farting)
farting machine - n. a bovine or swampy thing that emits methane
gas
fart-in-law - n. pejorative expression meaning an unpleasant
relative by marriage
fartissimo - n. <Picture: D> an explosive passage of
putrid gas
fart-knot - n. a constipated, uptight, chronically-challenged
fart
fartless - n. the goal of the 12-step recovery program for
flatus perpetrators
fartling - n. an undetected or surreptitious fart
fartly - n. the swagger of an extra-large fart
fart magnum - n. an old fart with a penile implant
fart mail - n. X-rated virus messages that appear on your computer
screen when you least expect it
fart majeure - n. a toxic-level fart
Fart McMurray - n. an uncouth, ragged and oily smelling fart
fart-minded - adj. descriptive of a socially-conscious and
politically-correct fart
fart naturae - n. anyone who keeps hogs as pets
fartnoid - n. a computer consultant with severe gastro-intestinal
problems
fart offender - n. an unrepentant discharger of waste gas
fartogast - n. anyone who releases ill-wind without permission
of his co-workers
fartography - n. a social science devoted to studying the quaint
habits of human farters; to take a picture by farting
fartologist - n. a turgid scientific fart; a person
that studies farts
fartology - n. the study of farts
fartometer - n. a measuring device that records the frequency
of farts; 8-10 waste gas emissions per day is considered normal for human
farters
fart pas - n. any social blunder committed by a
chronologically-gifted fart
fart positive - n. anyone who is wrongly diagnosed as having
a flatulent condition
fart-proof - adj., v. to use heavy perfume or aftershave lotion
to neutralize a particularly excessive flatus condition
fartricate - v. to strategically release putrid gas designed
to temporarily nauseate victims
fartright - n. the exclusive birthright of royal farts to break
wind whenever confronted by the media or politicians
fartsinger - n. an unmuffled or melodious fart in E flat
fart's solution - n. the option of doing nothing with the fond
hope that "it" will go away without your help
fart star - n. a passive-aggressive behavior such as pouting,
whining, or well-timed sarcasm frequently used by executive farts
fart start - n. the uncomfortable feeling in one's rectum just
before the discharge of waste gas
fart-time - n. what employees do when the boss goes out of
town
fartuitous - adj. descriptive of the lucky fart who wins the
jackpot lottery
fartunate - adj. descriptive of premeditated farting condition
that frequently occurs during a particularly boring meeting or lecture allowing
participants to take an early break
fart-witted - adj. descriptive of a good-natured grunt with
a high IQ
farty - n. a fart-like party with no parying; a party where
you are supposed to fart
farty-niner - n. a boisterous, hot dog and beer guzzling,
over-the-hill football fan
faseca - n. the art of stabbing people with forks and getting
their reaction on tape
fassliuh - n. the theory which says that time zones are "blended"
together so that it is the same time everywhere within a large area. Opposite
to the eiodopet theory <see
eiodopet>
fastard - n. a fast bastard
fastcit - n. the art of making usless contractions that complicate
everything
Fatan - n. a fat version of Satan
fatass - n. someone with an abnormally large ass. Ex.
jaysus, look at that fatass
fatevil - n. a fat devil
Fatin - n. Fatan's own clothing company <see Fatan>
fatterfly - n. a fat butterfly
fauot - v. to stick paper clips into your penis
fauwiect - v. to spread body lotion all over a building
favelnipplz - v. to eat curry and drink tea on a Tuesday at
exactly 8 pm. Ex. Its favelnipplz night tonight.
fazjrow - n. a mixture of 3/4 Cactus Cooler and 1/4 pink lemonade
feafta - v. to melt a CD
fec - v. to poo pee
fecerratie - v. to poo pee and pee poo at the same time
fecknikovf - v. to fuck the pupil of a duck billed platypuss'
eye
fecorta - v. to wipe down a chalkboard with a towel soaked
in water
fecruz - v. to vacuum spilled milk
feder - n. a planet with a core of pure ice/water
feebee - n. a bee that collects fees
fee-eed - Ebonics. ebonics for feed
feegas - n. a smell of perspiration that rises from one's feet;
the odorous smell of Zach after he has not taken a shower for a given period
of time. Feepew is a derivitive of feegas. Ex. Farren released feegas
from his sweaty body.
feeinee - n. an original dollar coin on a patio table
fehonp - v. to like "I Can't Believe Its Not Butter"
fehwest - v. to put a knife up your ass
feke - adj. fakely real
felch - v. to eat your own semen out of a woman.
Ex. I screwed my girlfriend until I came inside her, then I
felched her!
felj - v. to blink something to death
feminazi - n. a radical feminist. Ex. I was slapped
in the face by a feminazi for telling it to go make me some ribs.
fench - v. to put in one's ass. Ex. Mike is going to
fench himself with a broomstick.
fencl - n. a planet with a core of poo
fenelia - n. a food or item that is exclusive to one grocery
store
feno - n. a channel that actually shows Barney and Friends
during its prime time
fentle - n. a squeaking made by erasing something
feoo - n. the smell of root beer and bologna mixed together
ferd - n. a f*ckin' nerd. Ex. Dave, is such a ferd.
fernaca - n. soft poop
fernticled - adj. freckled
ferquing - v. almost farting, but then deciding it may be
inappropriate, so you hold it in
fet - n. the way Scottish say "fat"
feurn - v. to hum the Smurfs TV show theme song <see
smurf>
fiamma - v. to take a shower and leave the computer on
fiav - v. to pee on your laundry
fiavduu - v. to scream "fart" when you fart
fibbacage - n. a lying lettuce
fick - n. a toilet machine that works like a bandaid smoking
a tree bong. Ex. What the fick
fifeheye - n. an orgasm in your throat
figjam - Contraction. contraction for "fuck I'm good just ask
me"
figueroqa - n. a big naked man covered in powdered sugar
fiidanc - n. a garbage disposal that is just a pig
fignbump - v. to fart excessively while running in the presence
of a figure of high authority
filliponi - n. a pony that hasn't pooed for quite some time
fimam - v. to spray paint your cell phone
fimmoy - n. a guy teacher that wears a tutu to school everyday
Finny - n. a god of people that can be seen as trucks from
a distance
fiora - v. to kiss an egg
firthis - n. a gum made out of pure hair
fishvoc - n. a gay fisherman
five thousand dollars ($5000) - n. the amount of money Sharon
Turner was going to take from her (lazy) son's college fund and give to me,
so I could move over 700 miles to her town so I could do her married, cheating
ass every week..
fiviate - v. to refer to the band U2 as "Bono and the Boys"
<see Bono and the
Boys>
fizoco - n. a monkey that wears pants
flabba - v. to steer your car, using only your buttcheeks.
Ex. There is nothing better then flabbaing with your friends!
Flabbaing, the man's sport.
flabbocabbo - n. an annoying hemeroid that speaks loudly during
movies and is a chain smoker. Ex. I can't even have sex with my pretend
wife anymore thanks to this flabbocabbo on my ass.
flabulv - n. a flavor label (saying what something tastes like)
flackle footed - adj. a word to describe the way a person walks
when he/she has there shoes on backwards. Ex. Look at her, she is
so flackle footed today.
flage - n. a bunny that sounds like a chicken and lays eggs
flagelli - n. the wiggly part of an octupus. Ex. Suck
my flagelli.
flagget - n. a cheerleader flaggy. Ex. Call in the flaggets!
flaglesspole - n. a flagpole that has no flag
flakk - n. an animal that is an alcoholic
flanch - v. to use teeth as ammunition
flatch - n. an ass itch; a wedgie pull-out
flectio - n. a shameless rip-off of a shameless cash-in
fleg - v. to breast feed John Madden
flingleflangle - n. to fall over whilst carrying ludicrously
expensive china/glassware
flingpe - v. to try to make yourself ugly enough to break a
mirror
flirrg - n. a group of 3 kids with their faces painted like
tigers
flirt-fart - n. a fart made during sex. it's NOT hott.
Ex. She made a flirt-fart after the first hour of sex.
flobberhaff - v. to yell so loudly your voice cracks and you
get dizzy. Ex. My mom was being so dumb, I flobberhaffed, and I passed
out!
flog - n. a pink bunny
floog - v. to hug a drinking fountain
flope - n. a bush full of bells
flop out - v. to pull the front of your pants down and expose
your dick
Floridy - Ebonics. ebonics for "Florida"
flotante - n. a day of which you randomly fart a lot the whole
day
flournoyflickle - v. to oxidize your tongue
flower - v. to fart as you are exiting the shower, but it smells
so bad you have to get back in and take another shower. Ex. I totally
flowered yesterday.
flrush - n. the enjoyment from flushing a toilet
fluabfzzzzzzb - n. a coffee table made out of babies
flubobucamp - v. to be sexually arroused by pointy fruit
flump - v. The action of letting out your gut after the fine
chick has just walked by. Ex. Jason flumped out
flushrush - n. the temporary high you get from trying to flush
your head down the toilet; a race between 2 or more toilets
fly by - n. the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping.
Walk in, check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave
and come back again. Be careful not to become a frequent flyer. People may
become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom
flying gremlin bat - n. A flying gargoyle like small creature
which lives deep in the forests of Mujalo in the lost land of Bajaba, nocturnal
creatures.
flyless - n. a fly without wings
Fnb - n. a Squackle! Gangster name, meaning Freaky Nugget Boy
<see How To Make a
Squackle Gang>
fofogof - n. a football filled with meat
fofx - v. to bounce a ball for someone else
fogey - n. an old fogey: old wrinkly person
fohne - v. to use "bend over" as a noun
folbpco - v. to get high on helium
folcom - v. to wear a candy necklace and never eat it, using
it like jewelry
fonon - v. to blast REM at a NASCAR racing event
foohop - v. to chop someone's penis off
fool - n. anybody that trusts a woman
foolfart - n. when you feel like you gotta take a shit, but
when you sit down to take a shit, all you do is rip a big ass fart
foondeesi - v. to masturbate while watching the Kids Next Door
foonithi - v. to get married in a jail
foosh - n. the word you say when you want to make something
go away
footy - n. slang word used by most Aussies describing AFL
(Australian Football League). Ex. I'm going to watch the footy.
footyanity - n. an Aussie religion developed a 150 years
ago called AFL (Australian Football League) formally known as VFL. It is
known as "Aussie Rules" or "Footy". Ex. Footy fans go to church (the
stadium) and worship the lord (the game) by chanting to each God (each footy
team) i.e. "up the mighty blues" for Carlton and wear the appropriate clothing
for each god they worship (beanies and scarfs with footy team colours). And
it's not required to attend church (just watch footy on your TV set).
fooveranay - n. the tendency to somehow always be sick
foowga - v. to scream "yawn" when you yawn
fop - v. to be hit on the back of the head by a small, perspex
planet. Ex. I had to much beer last night...Got a real hangover...feels
like I've been fopped.
forchum - n. a pan of cheese
foreigners - n. assholes that need to speak English or be shot
foreskin - n. a cheesy mess of skin that your wife like to
clean with her tounge
forfina - n. a cell phone full of candy
forgetsive - adj. to be easily forgot about;
n. the ability to be forgotten about easily
forlis - adj. to have no British accent
fornification - n. the fact of doing the...um...you
know...heheh...that thing,...the nasty thing...that humans do...where a guy
sticks his willy in the willy hole...you know...hehehehh. Ex. I fornicated
my wife today, she wasn't as good as the donkey that i was fornicatin' last
night!
fortukirs - n. a country named after a food
foshee - n. a monkey using a washboard
fowiu - n. a gourmet jelly bean
foxel - v. to eat peyote upside down singing Mary Had a Little
Lamb in Spanish at a park
foxsp - v. to stir fry hair
Foyf - n. a Squackle! Gangster name, meaning Fart On Your Face
<see How To Make a
Squackle Gang>
framt - v. to jump off buildings and land on people you hate.
Ex. The banana was framting.
frankenthaler - n. a stuffed animal with designer clothes (its
own line) on
frankfart - n. the German birthplace of the sausage induced
fart
frawdet - n. a girlfriend and boyfriend that both look like
male skaters
freegamahorgen - n. a German phrase meaning "to skinny-dip
with an elephant." Ex. Das voor freegamahorgen.
frefin - v. to stab someone with a spoon repeatedly
freggie - n. a fruit often misplaced as a vegetable; a genetically
altered vegetable that counts as a fruit
frelia - v. to chill, sitting in your underwear, drinking Kool-Aid
Fri. - Contraction. contraction for Friday
fribal - v. to fry balls! most commonly bulls nuts! or some
gay fucker you hate! Ex. Are we gonna go fribal tonite?
fribash - v. to wash the shampoo lather out of your hair by
getting a swirlie
fribble - n. a gay turkish flutist who sticks styrofoam up
his ass and shouts limericks on top of parked cars
friend - n. a fictional person
friggybah - n. a giant six armed walrus that has a monkey glued
on its shoulder
frinch - n. 62 rubber bands addicted to Ecstasy
frior - n. a nasty frozen doughnut
frish - n. fried fish
friwed - v. to cum into someone's seat before class starts,
while no one is there
froagie - v. to blow-dry your pubes. Ex. Kinda looks
like Greg's head.
frogaldoozale - adj. to eat fishsticks while kicking large
slabs of butter. Ex. Mary likes to frogaldoozale at the annual school
fair.
froogle - n. a fart that comes out wet and makes you feel really
uncomfortable. Ex. I froogled and my pants are wet.
Frozetta Stone - n. the frozen version of the Rosetta Stone.
No one knows about it cause it melted
frummamh - n. a hyperdermic syringe filled with pudding
fsho - Contraction, Interjection. a word that is a combination
of two, for and sure. Usually exclaimed by Fobstars in anger. Ex.
FSHO!
fubstud - n. a burger with ice cream on top
fubu - n. a snake from the Everglades
fuck - v. the only thing most girls are good for
fuckingshitbag - n. a person that doesn't agree with my definiton
of woman or police; the retarded fuckingshitbag that created fuckingshitbagretard
fuckingshitbagretard - n. the person who wrote the definitions
for woman and police <see
woman and
police>
fuck me dead - Interjection. Aussie slang for "oh my god!"
or "I'll be damned." Ex. Well fuck me dead, look at the size of those
hooters she has!!!
fuck snap - n. the act of snapping ones penis during elephant
sex
fucktory - n. a factory that makes porno tapes and sex toys
fuck you - Exclamation. something you say to somebody when
they piss you off- it's strange, because you wouldn't fuck somebody if you
said "fuck you" to them.
fudgepacker - n. someone who is gay
fufau - n. a terrorist allergic to water
fugas - n. the odor secreted by two people having sex
fugde - n. nasty fudge <see fugdelumps>
fugdelump - n. a nastly lump of fudge <see fugde>
fugly - adj. FUCK - UGLY. Ex. Bleedin hell luv, you're
a bit fugly.; fucking ugly. Ex. You're fugly. Ex. Damn! That
bitch is fugly!
fuh - Ebonics. ebonics for "for"
fuji - n. a newspaper that bursts into flames
FULL - n. a hooker with a runny nose
fullamonay - n. someone who is pretty from far away but totally
ugly close up. Ex. Eww that girl is a fullamonay, she needs to totally
step way back...
fully sick - adj. Aussie slang for "really cool" used frequently
by Lebanese/Macedonian Aussies. Ex. Fully sick mate!!!
Fulton Fish Market - n. a place in NY with over 5 tons of fish
and it STILL smells better than Sharon Turner's pussy!!
fumaloom - v. to suck helium
funaki - n. vitamin soup
funch - n. a gay guy
fundaussie - n. an Australian way of having fun not commonly
understood by tourists that are traveling downunder for vacation. Ex.
We always run into tourists trying to be cool at the local pub, but they
have no idea what an aussie considers a good time at a pub around 3AM. "We
aussies always have fundaussie between 12AM & 1AM, NOT 3AM you dumb tourist.
That's when we should all be asleep!" Submitted by James Johnston, an American
living in Oklahoma that enjoys traveling to Australia pretending to be a
true fundaussi expert.
Funday - n. the mysterious 8th day of the week that never seems
to actually happen, because its not real. Every Funday, everyone is
happy and have picnics at parks, isn't that FUN?
fundussi - n. the instance in your life when you're having
a good time with your girlfriend while actually having the worst time in
your life! Ex. Dude, I had such a great fundussi blast with my girlfriend
last night, man that was the worst day of my life!
funishment - n. punishment that is fun
funt - n. a funky cunt; as in green, smelly, chunky, yellow,
sweaty, quiff
fup - Contraction. contraction for "fuck up"
fupa - n. fat upper pussy area
fuquhar - v. to fuck something hard
furgle - n. someone who spends all day with a single girl and
then lies to all of his friends about what they did all day by saying they
were "watching a movie." Ex. Brian Holmes is a prime example of a
furgle.
furgler - v. to drop everything and anything for one single
girl. Ex. Chris McPeters is a furgler for sure.
fuve - n. a banana in your ass
fwa - n. a fan powered table (it flies)
fwaliaswan - n. a swan being held for treason
fwalia(name of animal) - n. a (name of animal) held for treason.
Ex. You stupid fwaliagoose!
fwass - n. a one string bass guitar
fwee - Interjection. an exclamation of great excitement or
boredom
fwrima - v. to burn off your titties
fwud - v. to break a bed
fwuitar - n. a one string guitar
fwumaloo - adj. to be high on helium
fwung - adj. to be neckless, literally
fwuzlak - v. to say "hi" to 200 people for a dollar
fycy - v. to crank a ferris wheel by hand
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