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gaaucu - v. to burn money
gabalhu - n. drinkable yogurt
gabioau - n. a story about hashbrowns
gabsut - n. a broken ball
gacda - v. to put a pizza cutter up your ass
gadaboray - n. a dog chain that splits 2 ways to leash 2 dogs
gadimaa - n. someone who'd rather read the book instead of
watching the movie
gadmin - n. an apple that costs 69 cents a pound
gafiody - n. a bunch of ducks that fly in a V and all poop
at the same time, totally destroying anything underneath them
gag - v. the reaction you have when you smell or taste Sharon
Turner's nasty pussy. Ex. Sharon's pussy would gag a maggot.
gaglen - adj. to be really fucking mad because a teacher took
away your yearbook
gaikgom - adj. to be the only person in the universe not getting
any
gak - n. different colored shit marketed by Nickelodean that
can fart
gak kitchen - n. a kitchen that cooks only gak and goooze
<see gak and goooze>
gakoot - n. a disease squirrels get when they fart on a live
telephone wire
galeanthropy - n. the delusion that one has become a cat (miow?)
galebank - n. a unicorn-eating dragon
galenfugh - v. to splurge into someone's eye
galf - v. to put a fork up your ass
galgorath - n. a ziploc bag full of homemade cookies
ganaciem - v. to insult someone by calling thema different
race than they are
Gandhi - n. a mythical being made up to scare Pakistani
children
ganfrepoia - n. a movie soundtrack that consists entirely of
farting
ganymed - v. to get your balls frozen to the floor
garage - n. a hangar for a car
gardmeerq - v. to eat a wet, squishy, used Kleenex just blowin
into
garg - n. the word you yell when you have a ghost poop <see
ghost poop>
gart - n. a dirt substitue that combines garbage and dirt
gasgang - v. to accidentally spray your moms back tire and
exhaust with gas, and not telling her
gashek - n. a dime on a patio table
gash-rash - n. the rash that surround a skanky cunt-hole, caused
by excessive queef discharge. Ex. Brooke has an immense gash-rash
gas mask - n. something you need to wear if you eat Sharon
Turner's pussy
gassey poop - n. a poop so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles
gatch - n. a nipple that may or may not be cancerous
gautieri - n. a cow parade
gavel - n. the hammer a judge uses in a court room, and to
bash people's head with. Verrry speical. Made out of wood!
gaviot - v. to move water from one planet to another
gaydar - n. a gay radar; the ability to detect gays
gayete - v. to listen to Rod Stewart while coming out of a
painting
gaygoyle - n. a gay gargoyle
gayple - n. a group of really gay people
gayreat - adj. great, but gay. Ex. Dan and Sam
got married? Gayreat.
gaytha - n. a woman with 38DD tits who can really suck a dick;
an ex-girlfriend with a 38DD bra that can (and will) suck the head right
off your dick, without you even asking her to
G-banger - n. Aussie slang for "G-string" or "thong".
Ex. Someone would see a woman wearing a G-string and whistle and say
to his mates "Hey guys check that chick out, she's wearing a G-banger".
g'd - Contraction. contraction for good
GDP - Acronym. acronym for Goose Dookie Poop
geaninex - n. frog piss
gearafied - adj. to be transformed into gears
gedta - adj. goldish silver, shiny, granular
geeiuefc - n. a queef which is in compliance with state laws
<see queef>
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop - n. the type of poop when you
try to poop when you want to poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet and
fart a few times.
geemalee - n. a flying cow
gei - n. a booger you found on your ear
geibha - n. life as a dead man
geimany - n. a drive-thru stripper palace
geiqrolb - v. to have your parents buy two pizzas, one for
you, and one for them, when their pizza is usually covered with onions and
bell pepers etc..
geislub - n. an elf's porno magazine
geles - v. to beat someone up for their fingerpaint
GenBank - n. a bank that holds genes. Works like a regular
bank, you deposit and withdraw genes
genfrey - n. a pregnant Asian woman in a tight dress
genkisei - v. to squirt a full bottle of shampoo out until
its empty
gent'men - Ebonics. ebonics for "gentlemen"
georios - n. a person that uses oil and water as an excuse
gepawaqu - v. to inject cocaine into your penis
geqarm - n. night vision goggles that you turn on with a pull
cord thingy
gerago - n. a guy that looks like the Monopoly Guy
gerbnud - n. a man dating his mom
gerdoize - n. floating poop
gerkdihn - n. the sound your brain makes when it makes a gernenee
<see gernenee>
germzoo - n. a zoo of germs (instead of animals)
gernenee - n. a brain fart
getad - n. a popup that pops up from SpyWare
getrekomal - n. a robot made of fried sausages and semen
gewd - v. to lick a car door handle
gewler - n. an elf dressed like a waiter
ghabra - n. a twin of a man born without a twin
ghij - n. a piece of toilet paper taped onto an air vent
ghoato - n. a 345 pound pot head badger selling candy to old
women with no bras
GHOE - Acronym. acronym for Girl Haters of Earth
GHOM - Acronym. acronym for Girl Haters of Mars
ghondor - n. a word that is evil intrinsically, but is actually
the name of my pet rabbit so suck it
ghopoazud - n. pus that comes out of your butt that tastes
good. Ex. I want to make my own restaurant that sells nothing but
ghopoazud.
ghost poop - n. the kind of poop where you feel the poop
come out, but there is no poop in the toilet
ghroom - n. a ghoul that's getting married
gianculis - n. a sickness in which you get big nails
giarusso - n. a pine cone used as a bowling pin
gibby - n. a very loose vagina that makes a swishing noise
as the woman walks
gifford - v. to shoot microwaves at someone's penis and make
it shrink
gifts - n. things Sharon Turner buys you if you eat her pussy
giggolotch - n. a man whore, which is a bitch. Or he-bitch
man-whore. Ex. Jayson is a giggolotch he fucks around with too many
other guys and is my bitch.
giginilla - n. a chinchilla on crack
gilewsky - n. a DVD-Rom trading card
giltupee - n. a gnome who excels at jumping rope
gimtsoin - v. to love a specific letter. Ex. I gimtsoin
A.
ging - v. to scratch a game card with a machete
ginitchtaw - n. a soup made with pencil lead and electrical
wires
ginju - n. the state of mind when you actually think you are
Steven Seagal after watching toor many of his movies
'ginst - Ebonics. ebonics for against
gioaoaii - n. a food or drink that makes you smarter "down
there" instead of "up there"
giplyn - n. a suicidal gypsy
girlfriend - n. a lying bitch like Sharon Turner that can break
your heart, ruin your whole future, and destroy whatever faith, hope, and
compassion you had, all in just one minute..
girlfriend ring - n. a ring on your middle finger showing you
have a girlfriend
gitanalla - v. to Scotch tape a file cabinet at school so the
teacher gets pissed
gitersnoke - n. a homo-erotic dogpile
gizzer - n. an upside down lemon meringue pie with half of
a bagel and a dog on it. Ex. you will probably never see a gizzer
for they grow in only very precise conditions.
glacken - v. to snuff eakin <see
eakin>
glaggersnoottenbouwer - n. a person who acts as though he is
an animal, when in fact he is not
glak - n. canned water with a floaty
glaquent - n. making a statement by saving soda cans
glea - n. a gay flea
gleisner - adj. to have knowledge of all 11 of the colonels
secret herbs and spices
glejo - v. to fart in F Major
gllicid - n. a championship arm wrestling tournament game
glitter color - n. a color that has glitter of different shades
of that color in it. It usually makes that color gayer than it already
is
gloose - n. a monstrous white elephant that appears in your
room when you are delirous from a high fever, or too much to drink.
Ex. AAArrrgh! There's a gloose in my room!!
glorkensplock - n. aletter that can not be found in any alphabet,
and is considered the key to findng a true God. Its an "X" with "o's" on
every end of it.
glosgo - v. to knee someone in the elbow
gloss - n. tongue language. need some roots for it
glimp - n. someone with a limp in both legs. think sbout
it...limping with bothe legs.It's pretty sad. Ex. I kicked him in
the shins...now he's a glimp.
glump - n. the default posture of a teenager. Ex. he/she/it
Glumps, He/She/It is a Glumper
glutoplozizzyspasm - n. when your butt has a spasm. dont
laugh. it can be dangerous..........ok laugh. we're all assholes anyway
gnarfbobble gward - n. to be good for nothing; to have no reason
for exsistance. Ex. You stupid gnarfbobble gward.
godell - n. a midget Asian on a chair writing on a chalkboard
godomy - n. the desire to have sex with a religious figure
goebbel - n. a turkey that can sing-a-long with a song....while
its dead
goebble - n. a turkey that can sing-a-long with a song
gofco - v. to lose your train of thought because someone sneezed
goff - adj. to have a mohawk for less than a week, then shave
it off
gofx - n. a xerox man
Gog - n. a Squackle! Gangster name, meaning Goofy On Goo <see
How To Make a Squackle
Gang>
gohigger - v. to take a dump standing up straight
gointuh - Ebonics. ebonics for "going to"
goitrew - n. a building made of toilets
gokstruselate - v. to cough up a strudel on someone you don't
like. Ex. He looked at me funny so I gokstruselated on him.
goljwa - v. to smell a CD
goló - n. a gay math teacher
gomp - n. a fart that smells like tomatoes
góna - n. the part of your butt that looks like Richard
Nixon. Ex. My góna looks like it might smoke a fire hydrant
sometime in the year 2015.
gongshow - adj. extremely wasted/hammered. Only use when EXTREMELY
wasted. Ex. Last night was a gongshow.
gonra - n. blueprints that come out of your braces
gontang - v. to pick at your knee
gonwuoe - v. to yodel while swinging a sack of salamis in a
cornfield at the break of dawn
goobaloop - v. whan a dog farts then looks at its butt
gooch - n. you guessed it: Frank Stallone; the place between
your ball sack and your ass hole
goochified - adj. the state of being gooched. This Word Was
Inspired By A Female, Who Does Not Have A Gooch... <see gooch> Ex.
We Totally Goochified That Kid With Our Tallywacks
goog - ?. can mean anything you damn want! Can be a positive
or negative exclaimation or even a random word you may use to describe a
certain kind of moth!
googyfartin - v. to fart and all of a sudden something comes
out and tries to take your shoe
gooikey - n. a stupid Asian called Leslie who has nigga friends
and wanks everyday before he goes to skool
goony - n. another word for shit
goooze - n. a gak rip off, but can stretch really far, and
you can blow bubbles with it, which seems to be really nasty <see gak>
goosak - n. a sack for cut off goozaks <see goozak>
goover - n. a dildo taser
gooyoopoo - v. to get an orgasm while you zyzizoza <see
zyzizoza>
goozabell - n. a bell attatched to a goozak <see goozak>
goozak - n. a purple transparent thing in your ass, only
quadsexuals have it though. It just hangs there, limp. It sorta
looks like jelly
goozak-out - n. white-out made with goozak stuff <see
goozak>
goozaring - n. a ring for a goozak <see goozak>
goozeccorcies - n. accessories for your goozak <see
goozak>
goozock - n. a sock for a goozak <see goozak>
gork - n. food
gorkbiter - n. one who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles
gorp - n. someone who farts underwater and drinks the bubbles
gorsch - v. to press pause just to masturbate during the 2
minute sex scene in a movie
gossip - n. a ritual of voodoo, usally has to do with the devil,
the worst thing ever! Ex. Lindsey "gossips." Don't be a fuck
bitch, and do that gossip shit, its so fucking wrong!
gossptie - v. singing along with a gospel song long enough
to break a commandment
gosto - n. a tiger that swings from trees
gotopolo - n. happy people
goya - n. gum that has the same effect as weed
grahamwiche - n. a sandwich where graham crackers is substituted
for bread
grated - Contraction. you put it between nouns and verbs. Means
I enjoy bubble baths. Ex. I started to run, but then I grated tripped.
grammar fiesta - n. a party where everyone parties around and
crap while learning grammar
granda - v. to eat the world's largest omelet
grandinetti - v. to drive into a TV with a car
greb - v. to purposely swallow a nailgun for gambling purposes.
Ex. If horse #2 wins, I'll greb, but if horse #1 wins, you owe
me 1,000,000,000,000.00 dollars.
Gregory - n. a gay sounding name; the name of Gregory Bach,
the total fucking asshole. Ex. Gregory Bach is not only an asshole,
he`s a pussy too.
greizty - n. gas stations that have prices over 2 bucks a gallon
for self serve
grekai - n. a floaty in your water, usually shouted, "There
is a grekai in my water!!!!!"
grich - v. to lift a 5000 pound truck filled with stinky poop
griffith - v. to oreo while eating Oreos <see
oreo>
grilled CD sandwich - n. a food that you make by putting a
CD in between 2 slices of bread, putting it in a pan of butter and frying
it evenly on both sides
grilled DVD sandwich - n. a food that you make by putting a
DVD in between 2 slices of bread, putting it in a pan of butter and frying
it evenly on both sides
grismack - adj. to have a broom hanging out of your ass
grizad - adj. to get soda up your ass
griznoz - n. grill; buisness. Ex. Why are you all up
in my griznoz?
groop - v. to look back at you shit after eating lots of green
vegetables, in other words, a green terd
ground dog - n. a corn dog on the outside, but instead of a
hot dog, a bunch of dirt
grrr - Ebonics. ebonics for grr what does the G stand for
grrrrr - adj. when you want to get it started. Ex. I'm
so grrrrr, I'm a slut
grubbies - n. appropriately comfortable clothes
grubes - n. grey pubic hair, like on Sharon Turner. A turn
off.
grundel - n. the area between your nuts and your ass
grungee - n. a girl or boy named after a sexual organ
g-spot - n. a spot where there isn't any gravity or more gravity
than anywhere else
gtermad - v. to throw the “All Crunchberrys” Capin'
Crunch Cereal at a ceiling fan
gtg - Acronym. acronym for got to go or gotta go
guabby - adj. to be a crap racing champion (real crabs)
guastayalava - v. to vacuum the ocean
guck - v. to post nude pictures of your ex girlfriend on her
own website. Ex. The guys from Squackle need to guck Sharon Turner.
guervara - n. spoiled cheese
guggenheim - v. to have a German manwhore rip your nipple ring
off. Ex. Dah! I went to Europe and was guggenheimed!
guham - n. a fat guy that keeps staring at you
guidenfo - n. male genitallia in a box
gunacid - v. to jam Milano cookies into your mouth <see
Milano>
gunker - n. a machine that can do almost anything. A gunker
cannot drive a car. Ex. My dad would not nearly be so tired if he
used a gunker to pound those railroad spikes.
gunshwok - v. to say "ahh" and then eat an eraser
gunt - n. a big ass cunt that blends into a big gut. Ex.
Holy christ, look at the gunt on that one!
guntei - n. a high school cheerleader that drops her
deoderant outside a crowded bus stop that fell out of her makeup bag
guntlonu - n. a woodwind instrument you play with your nose
gupinbivzo - n. an otter wearing a bra and eating dog poop
guple - n. the language you talk while your eating flan
gurano - n. a fool or an oaf; someone with low intelligence;
a dim-witted or dull individual. Ex. George W. Bush is considered
by many to be a bluch. The above example is just that, and therefore does
not represent the feelings or opinions of the word's definer
gurfb - n. the extreme hatred of cats. Ex. I gurfb 300
cats using a chainsaw.
guri - v. to dance yourself to death
gushbitarle - v. to jam a pencil into your eye
gustia - n. a misture of lithium and Mountain Dew Code Red
gustic - n. a mixture of lithium and Mountain Dew
gut-a-pencil - v. to "gut" a wooden pencil by taking out its
innards by splitting it in half (the innards being the lead, if there's more
than lead in it, run)
guv'nor - Ebonics. ebonics for "governor"
guwart - n. someone who farts in a bathtub and bites at the
bubbles
guydance - n. guidance from a guy; a dance with only guys
guza - n. a cow with a purse
gwaaaaaa - n. a garage door closing on a hundred and ninety-six
fish
gwass - n. a two string bass guitar
gwat - n. a storm of gnats
gwenchk - n. a fart inside a full body suit that scientists
use
gwilym - n. Nazi underwear
gwine - Ebonics. ebonics for "gonna"
gwuitar - n. a four string guitar
gwynn - n. a $7.95 CD
gytersaji - n. a battleship run by toads
gzernenamy (ger - men - any) - n. a person who investigates
pieces of crap for a social life. Ex. The gzernamany had done very
well for the lttle shit left on the ground.
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