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haalmeyerer - v. to deny Marlon Brando his waffles
haawagii - n. someone who does laps of the main street in a
harvestar
haberle - v. to do an improper lane change when a cop is right
near you
habra - n. invisable air in a jar valued at $50,000,000
hacier - v. to eat your shoelaces
hadre - v. to keep a used handkerchief
hafti - n. a rubber ducky glued onto something
hagaseso - n. candy jewelry. Such as Candy Necklace, Ring Pop,
Licorice Rope
Hahamongna - n. the spiritual temple (that really isn't there)
located in front of a sign that says "Hahamongna" on it
haifa - adj. to not like putting twist ties and bread locks
on plastic bags <see
bread lock>
hainuk - n. a pool of corn and peas
hairocracy - n. a government run by hair bands
hairyano - n. a volcano that erupts hair
hairy plughole - n. another word for hairy anus
hairy sack - n. hairy scrotum. Word made up by Beavis &
Butthead.
haivan - v. to kiss and slap someone at the same time
haivon - n. an evil space emperor that wishes to take over
Earth
hakefrio - v. to drive a tank to school/work
halac - v. to hit someone in the nuts with a golf club
halenoshaya - v. to eat a computer part
half-rhyme - n. a type of rhyme in which only a part of the
word that isn't at the end rhymes. Ex. Breathe, Read
haloop - n. a hula hoop in space
halucinocean - n. a halucinated ocean
Hamblet - n. Hamlet's fat brother
hamick - n. a bad hammock
hamje - n. actually ejmah spelled backwards. Its a government
conspiracy. The government doesn't want you to know that. You didn't hear
it from me
hamlee - v. to eat soot
hamnicult - n. a cult that eats ham together when they get
together
hamper moose - n. a moose that makes hampers; a moose that
is involved with hampers
hampiot - v. to xerox your brain
hanavai - n. a 747 plane with a Mach 1 bell
handksher - Ebonics. ebonics for "handkerchief"
haneh - v. to suck on a handgun
hangar - n. a garage for an airplane
hanguage - n. a trunk full of bologna and pickles
hannon - v. to nail a row of sugar
hansen - n. the most horrible band in music history. Ex.
The hansen only got one audience member for its show.
hansol - n. a mushroom that grows on your body
hansraj - v. to come back from the dead to kill someone
hapablap - n. a 4-year old cake that glows in the dark
hapawoo - v. to lose a treasure of endless power
haqist - v. to burn a language
hard yakka - adj. Australian slang for "hard work" in manual
labour jobs, like building construction
harf - n. one half a gram of cocaine. Ex. Harfs for
sale! 40 dollars...Word ta LBC
harkolaginosis - n. the sickness in which men grow breasts
harlebequemk - v. to beat an old lady with a skateboard
Harley - n. an over-priced piece of crap, usually owned by
an asshole; proof that the most expensive doesn't mean it's the best
harquebus - v. to get a panda suit instead of a Santa suit
harringtoe - n. a hairy ring toe
hartar - n. pudding in a hair dryer
harvick - v. to scramble to find misplaced receipts and invoices
hashbrown - n. a shit that's really hairy on the exterior like
shit from a bloke's hairy arse
hashbrown hair - n. hair that looks like hashbrowns
hassam - n. a bowl of eakins <see
eakin>
hatamoto - n. a pineapple with hot dogs sticking out of it,
and hot dogs surrounding the base of it
hatfi - n. a paper clip necklace
hathout - n. a group of people that get tattoos and talk about
plastic surgery
haugeerf - n. a poor fat skank you licks her nipples and sucks
her toes with jelly and penis cream also while thinking i really wish matt
was here
Havana Omelet - n. a load of diarrhea that creates a series
of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try
using a camo-cough with an astaire <see
escapee,
camo-cough, and
astaire>
haventoblua - n. an arse sucking poofter; v.
to eat an apple while sucking someone arse. Ex. The haventoblua was
eating chimp arse while fucking an apple.
hayek - n. a carrot-like vegetable that comes from a can.
hahahahaha
haynie - n. a comet that ends up crashing on you
head - n. blowjob; one of the few things some girls are good
for; oral sex given from a girl to a guy. Girls should not use this
word when descbring a guy giving oral sex to them or a girl giving oral sex
to them, it sounds horrible. Ex. Sharon Turner gives lousy head.
Good thing she takes it up the ass.
heade - n. a 4 hole (and over) puncher
headjob - n. oral sex
heapx - v. to leave a Jenna Jameson porno in your vcr for a
solid month
heben - Ebonics. ebonics for heaven
hedo - v. to wrestle a bear, naked
heelitch - n. an itch on the heel of your foot. You can't do
much to stop the itch because the skin is too tough for your fingers to get
through. The best way to stop this irritating scenario is to rub your bare
heel on concrete bricks located on the outside of your house. Ex.
The worst case for "heelitch" is while you're driving, or when you are in
a public setting where you cannot just take off your shoes and start itching
your stinky feet!
heetetel - v. to eat a piece of wood with poo on it
hegedesh - n. a dead clown; a clown zombie
Hell - n. where women were created
helsh - v. to hug a door
hemenway - n. goggles that you wear on your forehead, but you
never put on your eyes unless you're in "battle mode"
henerg - v. to personify yourself to a mirror
hentai - n. Japanese animated porn
Herban Delgado A.K.A Peely Dick - n. a sick mother fucker whoms
dick is peeled and tells his freinds its a sign of puberty. Ex. Eminem
herjeeq - n. a computer made of eyelashes
herlong - n. a measurement that equals 12 furlongs
hermer - adj. another way to say "weird"
herschburg - v. to play cards during a fire
herzberg - v. to hump a computer
hesse - v. to put a calder over your eyes <see
calder>
hesslet - v. to dye an old mans hair black when he is asleep,
then murdering him with a spork
hetiquete - v. to choose hot pockets over sex
hetuem - v. to backflip off a manequin
heven - v. to fight an intergalactic war with waffles, sausages,
and other breakfast meats
hevzay - n. a shrine devoted to Dacky
hexstat - v. to use an egg timer only as a bell, defeating
its timer purpose
heylookatoiletmonster - n. a dead bee floating on a raft in
the middle of Lake George on a warm Tuesday evening. Ex. Whoa, a
heylookatoiletmonster.
hezekiah - v. to dig potatoes and rake hay
hibht - n. a yogurt lover
hice - n. a dumbass who submits stuff to Squackle so it can
go in The Bad Submission
Archive
hijick - n. a failed hijacking
hijk - n. a condom blown up like a balloon
hijuck - n. a successful hijacking
Hilgo-Dah - v. to slap somebody in the face with a fish that
sings Elton John tunes from the 70's. Ex. I Hilgo-Dah'd a bum that
kept asking me to stop throwing poo in his face.
hillbilly style - n. a style in which a guy is in the trunk
of a truck with a shotgun, and they go and try to kill someone like that
hillenburg - n. an overturned carpet on a freeway
hilpnorka - n. a person who watches Star Wars two and a half
times a day. Ex. I hate hilpnorkas.
himg - Contraction. contraction for "Holmes is my god"
himmarly - adj. to have died in a hot car
hinkage - n. Libyan macaroni
hinkleshankledodo - v. to do a backflip off of a tuna sandwich
while saying, "poopiehoopiesloopie"
hinte - v. to spend the rest of your life in a women's restroom
hintre - n. a mopping race
hippie - n. a person who refuses to shave and eat meat.
Ex. You smell like hair you hairy hippie!
hirikof - v. to do something in which causes a rift in the
space-time continum where one is flung into a dimension where chickens rule
and frolick, as well as........POO! Ex. I kill in a hirikof
manner. Beware of the hirikof impending doom.
hirschowitz - n. to stick large objects in your rectum because
you belive it will make you popular
History Poop - n. the type of poop that when you look at it
you can see parts of yesterday night's dinner
hivon - n. a spaceship made out of food
hiweomusdwatia - Contraction. contraction for "I don't really
want to know."
hiwerqua - v. to glue a midget to the underside of a school
bus
hoble - v. to hobble nobly. Ex. im hobling!
hoconut - n. a sickness in which you have really hot coco in
your testicles
hocool - n. a group of sharks that attack cars ponmaing <see
ponma>
hodekez - n. a one legged model
hodiw - adj. to be in need of lotion
hofx - n. a xerox lady
hohson - v. to eat a pound or more of cheesecake
hojiwala - n. a quilt of love
hollinb - v. to suck all the air in a cup into your mouth so
the cup sticks to your mouth
holllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaa - Ebonics. ebonics for saying hello
and goodbye, greeting a friend, screamin at the top of your lungs, dancing
in a dress with a teddy bear on your head while holding a cactus
holloway - n. goggles wrapped around your neck
Holmes - n. a weird, unknown human life form. His brain is
severly deformed, creating utterly confusing theories and bothering the hell
out of the weak and stupid. A member of Squackle, he will always know where
he isn't going in life.
holt - v. to play cards during finals
holzer - n. a painting so small it looks like a scribble
ho market - n. the place where a bunch of hos line up so you
can rent them out for a while
Home Depot - n. a place that hires stupid kids and lesbians,
but not an experienced handyman
homenonet - n. a home without internet access
homework - n. a crude form of mind control still practiced
in some primitive societies
homlam - n. a homeless ham
ho mo fo - n. a gay mother fucker. Its not generally meant
to be rude but can be used liberally to insult. Ex. Hey ho mo fo.
homogon - n. a gay polygon; a polygon that is the same as another
polygon
Honda - n. a type of car owned by an asshole with a lead foot
hongolo - v. to get a $5,000 scholarship for making a TV show
idea
honkeythemagicdonkey - n. a magical donkey with 5 legs and
says "GRR!"
honq - n. a French honk
honnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk - v. to do a jig on top
of a pig wearing Elton John's sunglasses.
hono - v. to eat yourself
honoo - n. a tongue scraper
hoofe - n. the pelvic bone on a woman
hoojamy - v. to pee, poop, fart, burp, and have sex at the
same time
hooked on phonic - n. a dumbass kid that is so stupid that
they hook themselves on a phonic to learn to read. Ex. This one dumbass
goes to my school and he's a hooked on phonic. Reading is for fagots.
hooker - n. a girl that has sex for money; this girl is cool
to know, because she realizes that women are only here to please men
sexually Ex. Never pay a hooker in advance.
hoose - n. a traditional scottish dwelling. Ex. "Och
aye! Thats a fine hoose!"
hopoate - v. to jam your fingers up someone's arse. I made
this word up after Aussie Rugby player John Hopoate jammed his fingers up
the arses of footballers. Ex. Oh my god, that guy got hopoated by
some sick freak!!!
horak - v. to cook a book
horma - v. to squeeze a milkshake
horna - v. to kick a trash can
horoscope - n. a bunch of useless words that were made up by
some drunk guy
horror movie poop - n. the type of poop that just keeps coming
out of your ass until it fills up your house
horshack - n. a balloon forest, where everything is balloons
and balloon animals
horshitank - n. a "backwards" drinking fountain that sucks
up water instead of giving it
horny alien - n. the type of alien that abducts you to either
do you or take your sperm or both, don't be surprised if they hump you while
they're at it!
horowitz - n. a 45 inch tall 6 year old
hoseek - v. to look for hos, hoes, or a hose
hot crossed buns - n. an arse after copping a single whip crack
horizontally across the centre of the two cheeks and two vertical whip cracks
on both cheeks.
hot-dog-legs - n. legs that look like hot dogs
hot sauce - n. the coolest darky around
houghiky - v. to have sex with a drunk hobo on friday the
thirteenth. Ex. Its bad luck to houghiky. Funny as hell ain't
it!
housernhim - adj. to have $71 in your wallet
hovib - v. to uncap a pen, launching it more than one cm away
hovik - v. to uncap a pen
hovishnikkaba - n. a German scootering crossdresser
howhouv - n. a crown for an oun <see
oun>
Howie Chiu - n. The smartest, most intelligent and shortest
boy in the universe!!! Ex. Howie Chiu has an IQ of 6565547!!
hoyke - v. to walk the streets at night yelling strange noises
at animals while eating donkey feed from a plastic bag with water in the
bottom right corner of the bag
hoyt - v. to unclutter the clutter
hquasia - n. gloves made of cheese
hquasiey - n. someone who responds by imitating a bird when
asked "which animal is this?"
hrtu - Contraction. contraction for "Holmes rules the universe"
huanming- n. a mechanical pencil used as a musical instrument
hucktru - v. a person who doesnt succeed at mahdajining <see
mahdajini>
hud - n. a giant puzzle piece
hudomin - n. a hud bigger than yourself <see hud>
huegli - n. a digital kiss
huewlih - v. to go scuba diving in a pool
hufstedler - v. to go to another room and throw something away
even though you have a trash can in that room
Huge Ruled - adj. (used as an adj. for paper) a type
of paper that has 3 lines on an 8 x 12 piece of paper
Hugh G. Rection - n. the man who found out what an erection
is. The G. stands for gonads. When he found out about this he yelled
out at the top of his lungs "Holy shit, look at my huge erection." Thats
what he thought of calling it. Later on in life he died of aids and being
raped 20 times by a man and a lady 2 weeks later
huglei - n. a digital hug
huidsye - adj. to not need knives
hukenale - n. a defective hip implant
hukezale - n. a defective knee implant
hullabaloonication - n. a type of music that is a mix of live
'Muse' and Red Hot Chili Peppers music.
human - n. liar
humber - n. to put a Bugle (a corn snack) on your penis like
a party hat
humphrey - n. a person who crosses the street when
he sees a minority walking towards him
Humptulips - Location. a real town in some state no one remembers.
humuhumunukunukuapuaa - n. a small Hawaiian fish
hungrishapenhaugen - n. a condition in which the afflicted
hungrily eat apes. Ex. The man with hungrishapenhaugen stalked and
killed his innocent primate victims.
H-Unit - n. a group imitating or relating to demonistic homosexual
sadomy
hurford - n. the gayness of a motherfugly gay fag
hurricane blow - n. a blow (when you blow your nose) so strong
that it breaks the tissue
hurstex - Contraction. contraction for hunger, thirst, and
sex
hurston - n. a parking lot for airplanes
huson - n. a Bill Gates look alike
husonic - adj. to look like Bill Gates
huuax - v. to bite a paper clip cause you don't know what to
say
huuvo - n. a small hovercraft fashioned from a large intertube
and a vacuum cleaner
huwie - n. a 400+ lb man in a 2 piece bathing suit
huyjyu - n. a lego assassin
hwertysia - v. to build a robot out of cotton candy and shit
hwigic - v. to pet a cougar
hyan - v. to color your face like the Pepsi logo
hyeteyentlent - v. to coat the inside of someone’s boxers
with WD-40 and honey
hypbinoct - n. a cap to go on your eraser. Easy to lose.
hypbinocthexstatdegradgrad - v. to play Tic Tac Toe with yourself
hypoth - n. someone who says "your mom" to everything
hytem - n. an absolutley HUGE queef that collapses any buldings
within 19 miles. <see
queef>
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