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jaboom - v. to sex a man in the butt by another man so hard
that it turns red and begins to burn or sting intencely. Ex. OUCH!
I got jaboomed.
jackadetent - n. a person who jacks off in the detention room
at school. Ex. Billy waited in the detention room until everyone
was gone and began to jackadetent.
jackalope - n. a jackass mini-antelope that is so fast and
stupid you can't catch him
jackhole - n. more than a jackass, more than an asshole --
he's a jackhole. Ex. That jackhole just stole my parking space!
jadeu - n. a dumb fucker named blowthetoad
jadfa - adj. misplaced in space
jadnbueo - n. a lesbian LEGO
jahkara - n. the combination of a chibi jackie and a sharah
to use their forces against evil by means of a lint roller
jailbreak - n. (Used in conjunction with escapee) when forcing
poop, several farts slip out at a machine guns pace. This is usually a side
effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen do not panic, remain
in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the
awkwardness of what just occurred <see
escapee>
jainui - n. a bleeding pickle
jajook - v. to play bloody knuckles with a garbage can
jajow - n. a TV show about laxatives
jakub - v. to skydive with no parachute
jamenica - n. a wannabe Jamaican
James King - n. an utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter
gaybod who thinks he's hard but really starts crying every time he gets hit
by a football. Ex. You're a James King
James Otis - n. a great patriot leader, because he went insane.
He made a slogan that rhymes which was "No taxation without representation."
He was also a lawyer, writer, and a speaker. In 1771, he had a lot of fun
by walking down the streets of Boston and firing pistols at people and breaking
windows.
jameteca - n. the happy goodness of all Jamaicans (cause they
can smoke pot, legally)
jampro - n. a bowel movement performed by Satan. Ex.
I haven't seen anything so hideous since the jampro of '66. You can't spell
pro without jampro....
janetti - n. an ant race
jank - n. 2 cars humping each other (usually used as a comparative
word for things actually having sex) Ex. Man, those 2 fat people having
sex looks like a jank
janrifk - v. to chase after wasps with a shoe in a classroom
that is taking finals
janspo - n. a pile of eyelash hair
janusek - v. to draw a line down someone's head to make it
look like a butt
jargogle - v. to befuddle; to mess up
jarmia - n. a midget nurse slapping a guy sleeping in a chair
jashfik - n. a gay store display
jasond - n. a smelly mom with no pants
Jasper Tan - n. a guy who digs his nose, shits on his pants,
and eats it all up. Ex. Stop being a Jasper! He is so damn gay!
jass - n. a three string bass guitar
jassu - n. what you say to someone who sneezed while masturbating
jeamo - n. jello which is mostly a 50-50 mixture of back sweat
and distilled water
jeetysap - n. a snowman that performs gangsta rap
Jen Turner - n. a High School Senior that is so "smart" she
needs help with her homework every night and thinks about suicide every day
jersan - n. hot bubbly watery cheese
jeun - n. a $3 apple
jewboinger - n. someone who has sex with Jews only
Jewette - n. a small Jew
Jewmas - n. another name for Hannukah
jiddah - adj. railroad fresh (as fresh as a railroad)
jiggle - adj. like on the london underground - when the train
wobbles and jolts about. Hello everyone at BMG
jihua - n. a song about a porn website
jik - n. a teacher's twin that is also a teacher and are exactly
the same so they could substitute for each other's class when they're sick,
and no one would even know
jikmet - n. a monkey with a strange unidentifiable mass where
it's genitallia should be
jilsu - n. manatee piss
jiwga - v. to lick a mirror
jix - v. to accidently wear hot pants and a ten gallon hat
to a funeral
jjjef - v. to write the Harry Potter series 473 times on your
left index finger.
jlan - v. to flick off a TV
jepabi - n. a condition you have when you have uncontrollabe
bowel movements, which result in very disgusting green pieces of colored
crap with a distinct odor
jiblin - n. a computer in the middle of a desert that has internet
access
jimbo - n. a strange, studyhallic, canadian loving spanish
person that doesnt look spanish at all
jinusean - n. a machine that can turn school supplies into
cheese
jjsiht - v. to Eskimo kiss everyone in a mall <see
Eskimo kiss>
joadhr - n. a small little hard plastic shit thing found in
a Starburst
Jobbie - n. a scottish poo. Ex. I took my dug oot so
he could Jobbie.
jobo - n. a dog related to Lassie
jobrela - n. a liscensed duck mover with a hefty price
jodefir - n. salty gum
jodiro - v. to drool while reading PC Gamer
johane - adj. to happen to have a year old letter in your pocket
john - v. to fuck up big time!! Ex. johny
(he assaulted his bro's)
John Mclain - n. the biggest faggot in the entire world
Johnathan - n. someone who plays with boy dogs!! He is
gay.
John Kerry - n. a dumbass man who cant decide what they want
to do (as if George Bush knew what he was doing any better).
Ex. John Kerry. I hate John Kerry. George Bush is
a John Kerry.
johnsartoriitis - v. to develop a disease that makes your bum
very tight. Ex. One who looks for bargains in the bin. The last person
to shout beers. Ex. He was a good bloke before he developed
john_sartori_itis. Now he just has a really tight ass.
joiue - n. a marriage made in hell
jokamarel - n. a funny marel <see
marel>
jonamotter - n. a gay Harry Potter look-a-like who is forgetful
and dumb. Ex. Jonathan Motteram
jonk - v. to jump on a car then jump into a mob that is after
you
Jon Turner - n. a lazy, spoiled rotten piece of shit
joog - n. a store so famous it shut down
joort - v. to steal a fish from a bear
jordansmith - n. a mean butthole who likes to hump monkeys
and eat their monkey crap
Josh McKenzie 2 - n. a stupid piece of shit who is a huge wigger
and wants to lick his little sisters clitoris and plays with his little brothers
weiner every day just so he can say he got some from someone, and yes i agree
the only way he can get a g/f is if he loses a bet. Ex. WOW, josh
is a faggoty dick licker. JOSH'S MOM IS A HOT PIECE OF ASS
josney - n. banana waffles
josub - n. a piece of furniture that is only $99
jouioiit - v. to shine different colored lights into your pet's
eyes
jow - adj. to be in trouble for eating a bag of jelly beans
jowb - adj. to be an angry Jew
jowep - n. (from the Latin 'Jowus' meaning 'hairy' and 'Eppia'
meaning 'stupid') a rare long-furred creature found usually in Cambridgeshire,
England. It is not clear whether this strange being is diurnal or nocturnal,
as it thrives in both conditions. It often travels with a Martin (Martmanimus
Ohlookaferrarimydadwasgoingotbuyoneofthoseius) to search for food at a location
near Priory Park known as James' house. Ex. "What the hell is
wrong with that thing?" "Nothing, it's just a jowep."
jowuz - v. to play air hockey against an off-duty ninja
joyella - v. to wish to a genie that someone else would do
the dishes
joyuf - n. a script for a 2.5 hour+ movie
J-skating - n. same as J-walking but while you are skating
juevie - n. a fucking queer who no penis.. he likes to give
his family rim-jobs and have 3-somes with his mom and his sister. He has
no friends.. but would really like to think he does..he is by far the biggest
wigger in LC and could only get a girlfriend if the girl lost a bet...he
also jacks off with the dick he doesnt have to Perry Hieptas.
judicandus - n. a bowl full of apples, oranges, and condoms
juggalo - n. one who is down with the Wicked Clowns (of Insane
Clown Posse); Fucking maniacs. Psychopathic serial killers. Ex.
Juggalos kill motha fucker. ICP FOR FUCKIN LIFE.
jugio - v. to go to the bathroom 1000 times a day
juic - adj. dangerously kosher
juicexplo - n. a juice explosion
juitar - n. a three string guitar
jujunbyza - n. a midget watching gay porn
Julie - n. an ugly, stupid fucking cunt that needs her ass
kicked or raped every day <see
dumb bitch>
jumk - n. a nuclear warhead that makes snowcones
junkad - v. to snort Windex. Ex. Stop junkadding!
junk food fiesta - n. yoohoos, chips, and moon pies
junkinboy - n. Healthy choice ice cream (bad)
junone - n. someone who doesn't know who Sharon Turner is.
Ex. I'm a junone.
junyu - adj. to be amazed by a mechanical pencil
jupoinger - n. someone who has hot, sludgey, sloppy sex with
pigs and warthogs
jurgensen - n. a $20 million joy ride
jus' - Ebonics. ebonics for "just"
jwav - n. a glove hanging out of a pocket
jwava - n. a cup of rotten java coffee
jwek - n. a rude or ignorant individual who is unable to keep
his/her mouth shut. Ex. I said to Brian, "Brian, stop being
a jwek, you never shut up!" Don't be a jwek.
jyya - n. someone with 2 butt holes
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