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labboare - n. a cross between a labrador and a boar
labonte - v. to painstakingly go through check stubs
lacevedo - v. to poison the entire world
ladepooca - v. an old english word meaning the use of table
impliment in the poking of others more commonly a spoon. Roots- [lade] German
for spoon, [pooca] German from the verb poocåtachig, to poke (in short,
to poke someone with a spoon) Ex. After a smart ass comment, I ladepoocaed
Deanna.
laetree - n. a small queef <see
queef>
lafea - n. the manager of a nonano <see
nonano>
lajew - n. a tank following traffic laws
lak - Ebonics. ebonics for "like"
laki - n. a picture of testicles in a random place
lakisheimnatahooie - n. a "shaven one"
lakwrozt - n. a whore that doesn't know how to spell whore
lala - adj. to be happy cause you're eating cheese. Ex.
today i was lala at tha cheese factory
lalaith - v. to stick your feet in a bucket of ice water while
eating poop
lamabez - n. a kid under 10 who is sexually active
lamarlev - v. to play cards during an earthquake
laminerotimighijlakufdidotacularistcly - n. a loser who posts
extremly long words in a made-up dictionary
lanalangcious - adj. extremely beautiful; emitting electric
gorgeousness
langton - n. a tattoo on your nuts
lanistan - n. an old man with perfect vision
larc - adj. to be loud when you're whispering
larotuv - v. to outsmart Mother Nature
larson - n. a renegade steer
lartin - v. to chainsaw through a couch
lasord - v. to dance with a vacuum cleaner then throw it across
the room because it was a bad dancer
latio - v. to eat pencil sharpener shavings
latument - n. a very persuasive fart
laurent - n. A wierd young boy. Ex. Mr Lemberger
lawd - Ebonics. ebonics for "lord"
laxitive-throwing party - n. a party that has everyone throwing
laxitives around. Very fun
lazqu - n. a pancake of sawdust
lazyfuckingbitch - n. a bitch like Sharon Turner that takes
a job because it sounds easy
lb. - Contraction. the most stupid contraction in the world.
there's no l or b in the word pound, which it is a contraction for,
and is just stupid stupid stupid stupid.
LCTA - Acronym. acronym for the orginization "Lose Children
Teacher Association"
lebanuler - adj. to have an extreme obsessision with Lebanese
people. Ex. He is so fully lebanuler
lebretuse - v. to carry around Hilary Clinton's book in plain
sight of the cover, as if it was compelling enough to carry it around with
you in the first place, so that you can basically flaunt that you're reading
the book. Ex. That lesbian is lebretusing.
leekymogdoinalldaladies - n. a mog in Final Fantasy gettin
booty. Ex. fenish i like chocobos
leeta - v. to kill a pokemon with a can of pee and a stick
lehurst - v. to go to prom with someone in grades K-8
lelizeo - n. a guy that holds signs saying "will work for
smoothies"
lemov - v. French for "MOVE, ASSHOLE"
lenefran - v. to paint someone, and they die soon after
lenep - v. to lock your computer
lengthex - n. a magical spray-on formula that makes something
longer
lentbin - v. to run through 50 yards of barbed wire to get
to school
leoncini - n. a passenger palne that can go the speed of sound
leoqusbadvacomidouhechoghi - adj. potheadish; a very uniqe
word that only someone VERY high on pot can say
lepage - n. a bath filled with coffee
lephro - n. a teacher that tells you to kill a bird with a
broken wing by ripping its head off. What an asshole.
lepiro - n. a leopard on steroids
lepote - n. a rubber stamp that says "You Suck"
lesbian - Contraction. a lesser being
Les Radcliffe - n. someone who looks like Santa
le-tan - v. to durkee and it blows up <see
durkee>
let one rip - v. to fart
letraer - v. to creebir while taking a final <see
creebir>
leuprohiss - n. someone named Jared that likes to eat Subway
sandwiches
levia - n. a wrinkled butt
levon - adj. to not like dialing 911 in case of an emergency
because its the same numbers as 9/11 (September 11)
lew - v. to touch your ass as you leave a room
lewandowski - n. 1000 guys, 1 girl, 6 houurs!
lewitt - v. to rape an animal (that isn't a human)
lexiphanic - adj. to be using pretentious language (pretentious,
watashi?)
leyad - v. to make a fart by putting your wrists together and
blowing into them after putting your palms on your cheeks
leyero - n. the planet that only has dildo manufacturing plants
on it
l'gent - v. to barf in/on a volcano
liar - n. Kevin; a worthless person that has his head stuck
up his own ass
librarian - n. a woman who has not worn a bra in 20 years and
says "May I remind you, that it is silent working"
lichtenstein - n. a fart in a quiet room full of people
LIFE - n. something for the rich, young, or good-looking; something
that is UNFAIR
lige - v. to put a spoon up your ass
liiekacasp - v. to snore so loud it wakes up the neighborhood
likalotapuss - n. the female homosexual variety of a group
of extinct reptiles (Dinosaurs) that lived from about 230 million to about
65 million years ago
likker - Ebonics. ebonics for "liquor"
likllamb - n. a person who eats books and craps them out in
the yard
lilico - n. a sailor cookie
liljegren - n. a special tropical treat
Lincoln log poop - n. the kind of poop that is so huge you're
afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet
brush.
lindale - n. whiplash of the left testicle. Ex. I had
lindale from a book jumping stunt on the bed.
Li,ne (pronounced like line) - n. a Squackle! Gangster name,
meaning Lick Iguanas, Naughty Elf <see
How To Make a Squackle
Gang>
lionnet - n. water being shot out a side of a mountain
liorah - n. an animal owned by Oprah
lippincott - v. to live in an enpeec <see
enpeec>
lipippippi - v. to spell Sunday as Sundei
liquid poop - n. the kind of poop where yellowish-brown liquid
shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
lirna - n. a product of a combination of an overactive imagination
and pepperoni pizza
liryos - n. a midget that beats newly wed people
liste - v. to sit, staring at a computer screen, eating Dorito
crumbs
litvak - n. a pink car
llovechses - n. a student/kidnapper at TCHS <see
TCHS>
LMAO - Acronym. acronym for Laughing My Ass Off
LMFAO - Acronym. acronym for Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
LMFAOROTF - Acronym. acronym for Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
Rolling On The Floor
lmimhwhiaafwhh - Contraction. contraction for "lets mass IM
Holmes while he is away and fuck with his head!"
LNAO - Acronym. acronym for "laughing no ass off". Said
usually when a joke was cracked off but it was really bad
lobel - v. to touch a country
loco - adj. off the wall
lofen - n. a pen of pure gold that doesn't even write
log - n. a standard looking tube-shaped poo.
Ex. Someone dumped a shit in the public swimming pool whilst
it was packed and as soon as the log reached the surface everyone in the
pool evacuated!
lohago - n. a pregnant mother's gown (or something that looks
like it)
lohrenz - n. a very loud classical music
LOIAADA - Acronym. acronym for Look Out I Am A Dumbass
lojosp - v. to throw punch (the drink)
LOL - Acronym. acronym for Laugh Out Loud or Laughing Out Loud
lolagagawag - v. to gag a loligaging scalawag
lomalinda - n. a long pointy gate, like a pencil
lookeyadanse - n. a fantasy that involves nurses
loolk - v. to lick metal until ones tounge gets stuck
loonigastabang - n. a person who likes to hit others with a
long-stemmed flower
lorar - n. the ancient pig God of shaving from the
Lakishimnatahooie tree in Central Bulgaria. <see Lakishimnatahooie>
lorblind - adj. to have grown a large lemon
lorenagal - n. soggy popcorn
lorlofrorrof - n. a murder case involving tomatoes
loser - n. any music store employee; anybody that smokes; any
alcoholic; anybody that thinks somebody else is a loser just because that
person makes less money; any liar or idiot (which is the same thing as a
music store employee or alcoholic)
loser definer - n. someone who downs people for alcholism and
their stupidity. They're an asshole.
loserism - n. the practice of being a loser; the act of being
a loser. Ex. That's loserism right there
Lost Wages - n. another name for Las Vegas
lotion ocean - n. an ocean of lotion
lotstein - n. a thoughtless, ditzy person; a carefree, airheaded
individual. Ex. Britney Spears is such a lotstein.
love - n. an emotion wasted on women; something I'll never
feel again because all the women I've trusted have lied to me; a feeling
that makes you wanna die; a feeling that tears up your heart because some
girl was playing mind games with your head
lovefart - n. a type of fart in which it makes a sweet smell,
but comes out very slowly
Love Handle - n. a chunk of fat that is on the abdomen that
is easy to grab in the palm of your hand and squeeze
loweedalma - n. the sexiness of someone. Ex. Damn,
Sabrina Boats loves my loweedalama.
lowriders - n. loose pants that plumbers, repairmen, and fat
construction workers wear which slip down exposing their buttcracks even
if they wore a belt. Ex. That fat construction worker's lowriders
slip down when he uses the jackhammer, thus exposing his crack.
loyajriga - n. a bowling ball in the fridge
lozano - v. to make an imaginary garden
Lucy - n. some funny girl that goes to your school
luedtke - n. a Mike Tyson sex video
luhasd - n. a word with no consonants. Similar to an ubnax
<see ubnax>
lui - n. a fig that figure skates
lukic - n. a dog that magically turns into a lion
lumalinda - n. a girl named Linda that is bright
lumarett - v. to caron at school <see
caron>
lumber launcher - n. a mortar kind of thing that is trailed
behind a truck of lumber, and shoots lumber far distances
lumpire - n. an empire of lumps; a lumpy umpire
lumumijiv - adj. to have a pitchfork hanging out of your ass
lupton - v. to dress up like a Star Wars kinda looking bounty
hunter
luvysmle - v. to lick glass
luzijd - n. a shoe that is a phone; a phone that is a shoe
Lydia - n. a cute little 85 pound woman that loved it up the
ass. Somebody I'll miss forever.
lyferit - v. to snort ketchup up your nose while spinning in
circles. its fun to try. Ex. I lyferited in gym class.
lying bitch - n. a (typical) woman that needs to be shot
lyrad - n. a detachable penis set which includes a long kabasa
sausage labeled "casual"
lysargglulys - n. 2 crows chasing and attacking a squirrel
lysarglysarg - v. to eat a Subway sandwich by a lamp post
lyslyslyslys - v. to shoot up drugs by a lamp post
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