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mabar - n. a person who drives 300 miles away to shop
at a mall
mabu - n. a sandal slap (slapping someone with a sandal)
mackafoley - n. a super hero riding a cow
mackinac - v. to pick 6 quarts of raspberries
macroinsectophobia - n. a constant fear that giant ants are
going to invade the earth
madication - n. medication that makes you worst
madusta - v. to play an online game for your life
maefob - n. a person that tickles their ass
magagline - v. to gargle semen
magcov - v. to stun the Chess world
magical fire - n. a methane-induced fire, in which the fire
burns on pure methane only
mah - Ebonics. ebonics for "my"
mahdajini - v. to take over Canada and Finland
maher - n. a turtle that hasn't had an orgasm for 17 years
MAID - Acronym. acronym for Mother's Against Influenced Drivers.
It was MADD's first choice, but they thought they'd get their point if people
knew they were MADD instead of MAIDs (haha, get it? ok, fine ya bastard)
mailmistress - n. a woman mailman
majigen - n. a dead Martian
majij - v. to take over Finland
makenty - n. a person that jumps up and down and says, "blap"
all his life. Usually found in an insane asylum.
malakpour - n. an iodine bath
malem - n. pantyhose packaged in the way Tootsie Roll pops
or their Tootsie Rolls are packaged
mallori - n. beatiful like Mallori Smith. Ex.
Mallori Smith will save the world
malternative - adj. to be an alternate malt
manabu - v. to balance a vacuum on your face while its running
manakeba - n. a session of having sex 300 times
manana - v. to steal a limb
man child - n. a child born from a man
mancini - v. to use a snowboard in the water
mancooc - v. to throw a briefcase at someone in a rampage
manduz - n. a penis with a thumbnail and an afro
manet - n. a net that catches men only. Similar to womanet
and personet <see
womanet and
personet>
manners - n. something most people don't have
manolin - n. a dollar bill that has $ signs instead of numbers
mant - n. a man the size of an ant
mantiel - n. someone that walks right in front of where you're
looking and all you can see is their ass
manties - n. panties worn by a man
manute - v. to smoke a joint on a high cliff
manwich - n. a sandwich made out of human flesh
maoi - n. a milkshake you keep in between your legs
maqep - n. a hat made out of a stick and a lobster shell
marbfo - n. a refrigarator that has butter spread all over
it with hair
Marc Summers - n. a bad bad bad game show host guy that has
hosted for What Would You Do, Double Dare, Family Double Dare, and Who the
Hell Else Knows?, an SBC game show
mard - v. to spen all your money on bagpipes
marden - v. to sit in a bathtub and drink alcohol out of a
still
marel - n. a Scottish-British priest
maresh - n. a hand-held lie detector
marijewana - n. jewish marijuana
marijuana burger - n. a hamburger, but instead of lettuce,
it is marijuana
marijuana sandwich - n. a wad of marijuana between 2 pieces
of bread
marilu - n. an hour of puzzle fun Ex. I'm going to have
a marilu.
market fresh - adj. fresh as it can get from/at a market.
Ex. These tomatoes are market fresh.
marquez - n. a baby that eats keys
martha stewart - n. aka stan aka matt stangel
marwing - n. a festival that celebrates cheese
marybog - v. to give yourself a tattoo
Mary Jane - n. pot for Spiderman fans ON pot while eating cheetos
marzdiz - n. a fine-flavored dip from Mars
masth - n. a hat made of fruit
matepoao - n. a chinese film dubbed over and called an all-american
movie
mathis - v. to play drums with Twix Sticks
matluze - n. a car made out of fish
matsuda - n. a portal that all of a sudden appears in a bathroom
matsuida - adj. to not know what movie you are watching
matteucci - n. the same yearbook signature and message used
every year
matzdorff - v. to look up the word "word" in a dictionary
mavelick - n. Maverick's lesbian sister
mawnin' - Ebonics. ebonics for "morning"
mayeb - adj. to have so many children, they make up a marching
band
mayrella - n. a space shuttle launched from inside a volcano
mazaik - v. to save someone's life with jelly beans
mazdey - n. a dessert eaten before dinner
mazoimch - v. to poke everything you see with silverware
mazza - n. a fart at "just the right time"
McCandless - adj. to be lacking McDonalds-made candles
mcfugger - v. to screw up at eating candy
mcgrew - n. a cheating choad. Normally found in the Minden,
Louisiana area <see
choad>
mcpeter - n. a really hot guy
meadtlo - n. a pile of sliced meat
meakdatu - n. a big, fake, plastic submarine you can get into
meanizis - n. an opossum's penis pimples
mear - n. a game that you cyber in
mechanicless pencil - n. a pencil that doesn't use mechancil
stuff in the pencil
mechapencil - n. an easier way to say "mechanical pencil"
medeiro - n. a beer drinking contest
medwa - v. to barf on a Game Boy Pocket
medweb - n. a really annoying necklace that makes a lot of
noise when it moves
meese - v. to shoot water at a huge pile of wood
meesheeq - n. a 4 person dialogue
MegaCrag - n. like the AggroCrag, but is made of metal, steam
going down the mountain, and more glitter and styrofoam rocks. It is described
as "a tangled mass of petrified lava." and has sounds of dormant volcano
"ready to blow." It Also has silver balls falling out of nowhere <see
AggroCrag>
megasorass - n. male homosexual variety of a group of extinct
reptiles (Dinosaurs) that lived from about 230 million to about 65 million
years ago
megathead - n. an extremely intelligent person, someone exhibiting
superior, or oftertimes genius, intelligence. Ex. Einstein was a
megathead.
mejoiftu - n. nuclear pudding
mekdaz - v. to watch your crotch burn
melt - v. what your face will do if you try to eat Sharon Turner's
pussy
menayturds - n. hot plastic piss
mendonca - n. a naked man running across a freeway
mep - n. a group of pants
merck - v. to slam a phone on a desk or table repeatedly
mercy flush - n. a flush of a toilet that you do when you take
a really big crap, and you usually do it in the middle of your crapping
merkin - n. a toupee for the female genitalia (a wig for your
minge, innit!!!)
merrell - v. when you go to the bowling alley and try to put
your penis into the little holes on the bowling balls, and the owner guy
starts yelling at you so you bludgeon him to death with a 2x4, then you go
back to trying to put your penis into those holes, which you can't do by
the way.
messenjah - n. a crazy piece of wood
messhof - Contraction. contraction for "your mom in a bag"
metamdra - v. to bleed to death because a big fish came over
and bit your penis off, while you were peeing in a lake, while swimming
Metaplio - n. a rare disease when your body turns into a peanut
metat - n. a dream that everyone in an area had at the same
time and were all in it
metcado - v. to stain your whole body with iodine
metoj - v. to call someone so they can hear you masturbate
Mexican poop - n. poop that smells so badly that your nose
burns
mexsea - adj. sexy in a Mexican way
michlen - v. to launch plungers out of a bow
mickey juice - n. female cum
microor - v. to steal a shopping cart
midgaard - n. a cup filled with sugar and a weird smelling
thing that looks like a lime on a paper towel on the couch in the family
room and someone eating the sugar with a spoon and the weird thing
midgetocracy - n. a government run by midgets
miiet - n. a hairy refrigarator
miksch - n. a humbled ram
Milano - n. an expensive cookie that is 2 cookies surrounding
a thin layer of chocolate. Overpriced, and not too many in a package.
MILF - Acronym. acronym for "a Mother I'd Like to Fuck"
millay - v. to have sex in a mill
millow - v. to milk a pillow; n. a pillow made
out of milk Ex. Stop bothering me, go millow.
million billion - n. a number with 15 zeros after it
milne - n. a bald guy with a bazooka
minku - n. a pencil pouch full of pills
minusfi - n. a lion that gets trampled by millions of wildabeast
misfartune - n. the bad luck that occurs when a soft gentle
fart turns out to be something more substantial
mishoufuh - Interjection. an interjection you use when you
say "I'm showering first!"
mislobmy - n. your son-in-law's brother's child
mispoolisseevul - v. to declare that a certain teacher is evil.
missinglot - n. putangina nio!! the type of person you would
be after drinking too much gin, beer. it came from the filipino word "miss
senglot" meaning.. BANGAG!!! Ex. what do you want ... one super giant
navel.. or many small navels.. (were would you put the giant one?!) email
me ur answers at wlaakongpangalan@excite.com
misstom - n. a she-male
mistetch - v. to teach bad habits to
mistifan - n. a fan that shoots mist at you
Mitchell Warry - n. the name of anyone who has a really small
penis and likes guys and sucks at rugby union. Mitchell Warry is a big poofter.
mitchisgay - n. Mitch's gay attempt to get back at me for writing
about him on Squackle
mitorka - n. a handicapped horse race
miyori - n. a movie on regular TV that they cut 30 minutes
worth out of it
MJ - n. a man who does little children in his magic tree.
Ex. Michael Jackson, aka as MJ...
mmaarrggaarriinnee - n. like margarine but longer
mo' - Ebonics. ebonics for "more"
moaslik - n. a turd that could choke a donkey
mobilesexual - n. a person that has sex with anything mobile
mocha - n. a mix between black and white (in a person)
moclof - n. the type of happiness that comes from eating 16
bowls of Chinese soup
mockumentary - n. a documentary made to make fun of something
mocwa - v. to stick a spork in a big turd and serve it in a
school cafeteria
modemize - v. to make into a modem
modesto - n. a mushroom that looks like a penis
moeiarte - n. a horse molester
mohamedvirji - n. a knife bent into a hook
mohammed panju - n. sad act. Ex. chicken ******
mohegan - n. an illegal lollipop
moho - n. someone who doesn't know the meaning of a word but
pretends to know anyway. Lick my balls. Ex. I do too know what
a moho is and I'm not telling you.
moie - n. a chimpanzee with a chainsaw
moiylarn - n. a town with the population of one child
mola - n. a bave that looks like chicken <see
bave>
molina - v. to take off the steering wheel in a race car
molna - v. to grow a car
momidad - n. an alien misplaced as a dog
momodo - v. to drink espia <see
espia>
Mon. - Contraction. contraction for Monday
monadnok - n. "old" water
monef - v. to shovel money into your mouth and eat it
monerp - adj. copper, shiny, one piece
money - n. the only thing women care about; the reason women
get married
money fight - n. a fight kind of like a food fight (at
school), but with money. Only happens in rich neighborhoods, watch
out or you might get a golden dollar shoved up your ass! Lots of money thrown
around
monkpooper - n. a person that poops out monks. Monks are bald.
Ex. I have five monks in my toilet because I'm a monkpooper.
monolion - n. a college-drinking class (how to drink)
monoplate - n. a plate with Monopoly cards on it
montagrassy - v. to dig a hole in a lawn and mount it as you
would to mate. HooYaa!
monton - n. a bisexual pine tree; a huge quantity or amount,
a shitload. Ex. I've got a monton of homework to do!
montrove - n. a group of 4 teenagers working at a churros stand,
all wearing jeans, except one has khaki pants. They all have a red
and white striped t-shirt and are all Spanish
montuclier - v. to practice skateboarding in zero gravity
moo - n. the sound a cow makes
MoobleDoo - n. really big boobys. Ex. ( . ) ( . )
moose - n. moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose.
Ex. moose moose moose moose, moose moose moose, moo moo moose
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose; an animal. Animal,
a fury thing. Furry thing, hehehe,hoooohoohoo. did I mention that they have
antlers. Antlers, horns. Horns, music playing things. music playing things,
HAHAHAHA, HEHEHEHEHE, HOOOHOOHOOHOOhoo. OH MY GOD, THAT IS FUNNY. ISN'T THAT
FUNNY. THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER. HAHAHAHA. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Why
don't you think thats funny? Do I have to rip your testicals off or make
your vagina fly away. Huh dip shit. What was that. Yeah that's what I thought.
Cock smoker. Yeah fuck you. I'm tired. When I wake up, you better laugh bitch.
Are you laughing yet. Fucking jag off. Good night people, I hate you all.
MWAH HAHA. See ya. Ex. Look at that moose. Guess who is back.
It's me, THE FUCKING JAG OFF WHO IS GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU BITCHES WHILE
YUO ARE SLEEPING.
mooslard - n. the mixture of mustard and moose lard
moosnab - n. a man who rapes men his age
moot - adj. debatable. Ex. This topic is moot - This
topic is debatable.
mooto - n. a cross between a moose and an ox
moove - v. to make something move by saying "moo"
moparopijopuopannopa - v. to count Monopoly money
mopedi - n. a moped race
moreau - n. a word in the French language with no meaning
more'n - Ebonics. ebonics for more than
moret - v. to get addicted to Nicotine gum
morgishnah - n. a breakdancing monkey with a water faucet sticking
out of his forehead. Ex. I'm gonna go buy a morgishnah.
morntoyt - adj. descriptive for someone that likes to eat feces
of mammals, usually has an animal feces-barbeque every month with the rest
of their morntoyt friends
moroccan - n. an evolved specimen of the human race. Also known
in some science books as HOMO-HORNO. They only have two wires in their
brain cavity, and when crossed he gets a boner. Ex. I'm a moroccan.
moronaphobia - n. the extreme fear/calder of morons or moronic
gestures. Ex. I am disturbed by you 'cause I got moronaphobia. <see
calder>
mosiro - v. to call the garbage truck company to pick up one
bag of trash
mostel - v. to molest yourself in front of a large group of
people; mosteled, mosteler, mosteling. Ex. Yesterday i mosteled at
the best restaurant in town, i just wonder why nobody liked watching. I want
to mostel right now.
mostow - n. a field trip to a prison
mother - n. somebody that makes your life a living hell
motteram - n. a name. Ex. Nice motteram.
motteram stinks - n. a stink. Ex. Jonathan Motteram
mouf - Ebonics. ebonics for "mouth"
moultrie - v. to whip someone with a licorice rope
mout - Ebonics. ebonics for "might"
moynahon - adj. to be so happy you have a seizure
mozaki - n. a crooked tooth
mpumlwana - n. a baseball bat made out of Cap'n Crunch Cereal
Mr. Blazer - n. a bald idiot that teaches the 7th grade at
St. Hyacinth school; This man eats poo out of the toilet. Ex.
Mr. Blazer are you eatin poo again? hahah i hate tha bitch
mrof - v. to steal something stolen
mrsu - v. to juggle hair
muchatitio - n. a drunk mexican
muchtlach - v. to submit an article to a Spanish science fiction
magazine
mudat - n. a built-in pocket specifically made for pencils
mufasa - n. a woman's pubic hair cut in such a way that it
resembles a face
muh - Interjection. what you say at random times in the middle
of another conversation, or in total silence when the urge arises.
Ex. I wanna go Muh to the dog escapade!
mujakkadi - v. to shoot an Arab out of the sky
muldoon - n. a big pimple, that when popped, shoots enough
puss to fill a thimble; it also shoots puss up to 2 feet away. Ex.
Greg Abbot's lunch.
mullan - n. a couple of 1st cousins that are married
munatrapa - n. a shopping cart left in front of your house
mungham - n. a story that turns out it was all a dream
mungelenda - v. to listen to musac at home <see musac>
MunkyFish - n. someone who uses the internet way to much also
consindered a loser!
muntpig - n. a really ugly female
munusi - v. to drool a mouthful of water on yourself
mup - n. a plastic tab on a phone that says "LOUD" and an arrow
pointing down
mupfl - adj. nice to have
mura - v. to have your ass whistle
murase - n. a car with a sewing machine as its motor
murder - v. something that should be legal one day a year to
weed out the assholes and bitches.
murder victim - n. what all my ex-bosses, ex-girlfriends and
neighbors need to be; what Rappers, fans of Rap music, sports fans, teachers,
people under 30, anybody with facial tattoos or facial piercings, lawyers,
judges, cops, rich people, foreigners, and people over 70 need to be.
murdock - v. to masterbate in public. Ex. Pee Wee Herman
murdocked at the movies and got arrested
murgatroyd - n. the God that controls all machines and houses
suspended by a large pole like in the Jetsons
muriep - v. to drink soda while mourning
murp - n. the feeling you get when you've sat on the toilet
for too long
murunak - n. a purple pencil collection
muscaholie - n. a monkey on crack
muscarella - v. to play a tape by putting it in the microwave
muschkoff veinersnitzenheiher - n. a crazy old guy who has
wild sex with goats
mushamk - v. to sit on a toilet, singing "I'm singing in the
bathroom" while playing a guitar
musac - n. music they use in department stores, usually consists
of a piano and a saxophone. Its also music you wouldn't hear anywhere else
unless you bought a CD from the department store
music store employee - n. LOSER; IDIOT; LIAR; LAZY ASSHOLE
musun - v. to give birth through your nose
mutach - n. an assembly line to get hit in the head with sticks,
while a hick music band is playing
mutheff - n. a 2 hour class period
muthump - v. to ejaculate into a jar of peanut butter
muzumuzamuz - n. a person that stabs walls
mwamalam - n. a coach that coaches you for gameshows
mwanagsh - n. trash can butter
mwenenee - n. the sound you make when you shiver because you
have to pee badly, but won't. Its at such a high frequency, you can't hear
it, and you don't know you're doing it either
mwikt - n. a magic potato
mwng - n. a soup containing deoderant
myab - v. to play with toenail clippers
my buttcheeks - Interjection. another word for "bullshit" or
"my butt." Ex. I thought you were gonna take me camping? Camping my
buttcheeks!!! You're too busy working to take me anywhere!
myex - n. a lying bitch that ruined my future and I'll kill
her if it takes 20 years
mykheal - n. a man who is origanly black but turns white.
Ex. Michael Jackson is a mykheal.
mylarment - n. an eye booger
mylin - n. the best 4 square player at an elementary school
myorg - Interjection. the cry of an overly frustrated webmaster
who cant upload in some parts of their site
myuffin - n. a carbonated muffin occasionally served in Guam
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