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pablo pic-asso - n. to picketh they ass with a rubber toothbrush
pabomi - n. dirty bologna, usually rolled in poop, dirt, lint
and all sorts of nasty shit
pacdonuce - n. someone who plays Pacman for so long, that they
get bored of playng, while they still have over 10 lives left. Its a deadly
situation.
pacte - n. a swingset coming out of your braces
padal - v. to buy out the Tootsie Roll franchise and make them
make pantyhose
p'afae - v. to eat feet
pagaloobdebche - n. a movie scene of a woman in a gown running
with an old umbrella through a field
pahc - n. a skeleton with a unibrow
painst - n. rotten paint
palacrynit - v. to stalk someone you know kinda well and when
they are not suspecting, bombard there car with all the feces you have collected
from them
palmakristi - n. a river of piss
palandrome - n. a word that spells a different word backwards
(an existing word)
palapious - adj. to have three dicks on your butt. Ex.
Some Irishmen
palatte - v. to knee someone in the knee
palillo - v. to eat a cat while its still alive
palmeiro - n. a green olive that has a little piece of crap
in the hole (instead of that red thing)
palooza - n. a grand event
paluqa - v. to talk like a car alarm
pandorade - n. a hunter hunting near railroad tracks
pank - n. a big pad of sperm
panzoo - n. a zoo of pans (instead of animals)
papa smurf - n. the master of a village of smurfs, that is
the gayest of them all, and gets to wear red instead of the commoner's white
<see smurf>
papavega - n. a satellite dish in a swimming pool
paper juice - n. cut up paper in water
paramphisa - n. a gang of sescirs riding vezirs <see
sescir and
vezir>
parisien - v. to name someone elses penis
parth - n. a 32 year old faggot who thinks that he is all that
and doesn't care about anyone but his own dumb ass self. Ex. A gayass.
He deserves to die.
parthenophobia - n. the fear of virgins
pash - adj. passed fast
pasierb - n. a purpley, silver color that changes shades depending
on what surroundings it is in
passero - adj. passive, unconfident, or unassertive;
n. a wimp; someone without strength or confidence; gut-less.
Ex. He wouldn't even tell me, he's such a passero.
Pat - n. bartender/asshole; a jerk that smokes dope 1-5 times
a week, but he thinks he's better than you and he puts you down for doing
acid 20 years ago; a "computer expert" that says he can help you with making
some .wav files, then you find out he's never done it before so it takes
80 minutes to download a 2 minute .wav, meaning he doesn't know what the
fuck he's doing and he should've kept his big mouth shut so he wouldn't have
wasted my time
pazner - v. to buy a kidney from a living person
P.D.A. - Acronym. acronym for Public Display of Affection.
Illegal at the YMCA. Damn hippies.
peadiphill - n. an overweight wally with large cheeks that
talks shit
peale - n. someone that won't just "stay in their class"
peanut butter poop - n. poop that resembles chunky peanut butter
pearade - n. pear juice made like lemonade
pearé - n. a bernar with a French accent <see
bernar>
peath - n. BAD breath coming from Sharon Turner`s nasty pussy;
Death + pussy breath = peath
pebic - n. a pebble of a pebble, bigger than a grain of sand
pecaney - adj. pecan-like
PeedleWeedle - v. to swallow a refrigerator box whole.
Ex. Oh my gosh! He just PeedleWeedled! Most people do not survive
PeedleWeedling.
peeoop - n. poop that is yellow like pee
peeur - n. a thing in the act of peeing
peewar - n. a small war; a war fought with pee
pefic - n. a video game hotel
peftdut - v. to pick up the phone so fast that the person hangs
up when you pick it up
peinate - n. a grave-digging party
peiper - v. to buy your own parts and ask a mechanic to put
them in aka being an asshole
peipou - n. a unique, digital life form
pelru - n. round pearly white... SHIT
pelwyemu - v. to scream "poop" when you poop a piece of poop
pem - n. a barrel full of hair
PEMDASBSF - Acronym. Acronym for Please Excuse My Dear Aunt
Sally Because She Farted
penciless - adj. to be without a pencil or pencils
penciless box - n. a pencil box with no pencils
pendleton - n. a lemon that is 52 ft long and 33 ft high
pendrith - n. a boyfriend or girlfriend that is a duck
penicell - v. to give birth through your penis
penink - v. to racially discriminate against a monkey
Penis - n. a very good thing; something that's fun to stick
up a girl's butt; something only smart people have; something Gregory Bach
and Kevin O'Connell don't have, but they like to suck them; the womens
balls. Ex. i luv to suck on them; My penis is huge.
penis licker - n. Jacob Sooter is this. Ex. Man did
you see penis licker at Uniques last night?
Penis Pirate - n. a pirate that straps on a dildo, instead
of a patch, on their eye
penis wrinkle - n. the wrinkle on ones penis. Ex. I
have several penis wrinkles.; Eric is a penis wrinkle.
penius - n. an earthquake that comes while your going poop;
adj. the opposite of genius; n. a genius when
it comes to the penis
penobsci - n. a permanent penis leash. Doesn't have to be exactly
literal. Ex. Mary put Billy's penobsci on so tight he bled to death.
Learn from billy.. dont put it on too tight. or else suffer from your penis
falling off.
pentasexual - n. someone who has a goozak and an ulian, and
they have sex with male and female humans, and animals. Not too much
different from a trisexual except the goozak in their ass and the ulians
on their legs. <see
goozak,
ulian, and
trisexual>
pentawar - n. a war fought against 5 things
peoria - n. a sock mine, where you dig into a mountain and
you can find socks
pep rally smep rally - n. a shitty thing you have to go to
at school where moms make out with their blindfolded teenage boys who think
they are cheerleaders
pera-factolence-macatosis-menangiates - v. to walk on a cow.
Ex. George Bush and Barberra
percupita - n. a lady math teacher with a moustache
pereg - n. the 2nd line of Love Handles <see
Love Handle>
perfect - n. what Sharon Turner said when I fucked her in the
ass while fingering her clit
perimeter of poop - n. 2 lengths plus 2 widths of poop minus
bumps
periou - n. a song about a cookie
perium - n. a song about an expensive pastry
pernickneh - n. someone who calls their husband "big daddy"
peroo - n. a bootleg Peru
perrigue - n. a conversation with mostly no talking
perske - v. to staple something on your head
personet - n. a net that catches people. Similar to manet and
womanet <see
manet and
womanet>
persuao - n. 2 buckets
pervez - v. to microwave a tire
pervopub - n. a pub where lots of pervs hang out at
pesce - adj. to have 3 mosquito bites in the same palce
peto - n. a zombie animal
pfaff - v. to draw a penis on a wall
pfb [pronounced 'fib' or 'fibbed'] - v. to betray a friend.
Ex. He callously pfbed his brother.
phallancy - n. a kingdom ruled by erect penises
phavel - v. to take back your backyard
phenum - v. to light a moustache on fire
pheser - v. to punch out someone singing a national anthem
phittip - n. a little "snip snip" with scissors.
Ex. Give me a phittip.
phlasticalitatetiti - v. to eat computers while gargling milk
and urine, and breakdancing
phobiowankism - n. the fear that monkeys will take over the
world and force people to masturbate
phobophobia - n. the fear of phobias
phosphon - n. a peice of plastic formed into the shape of Pink
Floyd vocalist, Roger Waters. Not used for sexual purposes
piaieh - n. a person that follows you around with sticks
pianofarte - n. a fart that starts quietly and ends in an explosive
crescendo
piaysum - n. a "cute" sneeze
picabo - n. a boxing match against a dog
pickle tickle - n. another term for "masturbate"
picture paper - n. the type of paper that pictures are printed
on
picwu - n. yellow poop
pidibiq - v. to accidently knock into someone on purpose
pie - n. a dessert my mom makes every few days; it's more important
than dinner to her!
PIE - Acronym. acronym for Practically Illegal Entertainment
pie hawk - v. to purposely look for naked people in cars, people
having sex in cars, or people changing their clothes, while driving
piemont - n. a mountain made out of pie
pietella - n. a guest star that guest stars on every episode
piezand - n. a bad tasting pie. Like pecan pie.
PIG - n. cop, police, AKA asshole
pijnt - n. a pie can nailed to a plank
pikelets - n. something you would use as toilet paper if you're
out in the bush and have no toilet paper. Ex. I was out in the bush
one time, forgot to take my dunny roll with me and when I had to dump a shit,
all I had for toilet paper were my pikelets my mum made me. When I was in
Venturers years ago my mate used pikelets as toilet paper as he had nothing
else to wipe his arse with, yuck!!!!
pillow-biter - n. a gay male who bites pillows while being
penetrated
pill salad - n. a bowl of pills of different types and a choice
of dressing
pimp - n. short name for a guy with a lot of pimples
pimptress - n. a woman pimp
pink brew - n. the cool way to say pink lemonade
pink floyd - n. a creepy, large, pink creature that owns stilts
pinvel - adj. to need rehab and a good shrink
pipri - Contraction. contraction for "I know where you live
and I'm going to kill you"
piqzap - adj. to be afraid of drawers full of belts
piraboyoid - n. a boyoid with a pirate accent <see
boyoid>
Pirahna Bite - n. a type of pinch made by Blind Bubba where
your hand is in a fist and you pinch really hard with your thumb, squeezing
between it and the side of your index finger
pirkle - n. a 12 year old that is taller than Marc Summers
<see Marc
Summers>
piss - n. Aussie slang for beer. Ex. Someone would say
"my husband's been on the piss again, he came home staggering last night."
An angry wife would say to her yobbo husband "you've been out last
night on the piss haven't ya???"
pissfacedcockgobbler - n. a person who leaves their "friends"
in monroe because they have each others cocks in each others butts.
Ex. Craig and Matt are pissfacedcockgobblers.
piss liquor - n. liquor mixed with piss and sold at a liquor
store
piss off - Interjection. go away. Ex. When some comes
up and annoys you, you would tell them to piss off.
pisswank - v. to urinate during masturbation;
n. a person who urinates during masturbation. Ex. If
you pisswank it could be messy; He is a fucking pisswank.
pizee - n. someone that thinks they are a human airplane
pizzarhea - n. a diahrhea poop made fully out of pizza
pizza tree - n. a tree with pizza growing off it
plabasterous - n. a monkey with a pair of scissors in its eyes
pladwic - v. to ejaculate onto your television screen while
watching an animated video of a dog and a duck doing back flips off of a
six foot wall made of a combination bricks, super glue, and animal crackers
plaj - n. a donkey with a boner
plap - n. a vicious hand movement where the victim gets punch
slapped. Can be violent, but not recommended without health insurance or
to be practiced by the elderly. Ex. Yeah man if you don't shut the
fuck up I'm gonna plap ya one.
plask - n. someone who loses his virginity to his girlfriends
mom
playing the tuba - v. to fart out various notes just like blowing
the tuba
pleskit - v. to file assault against a child, less than the
age of 7
plestil - v. to shut someone up by sealing their mouth with
Sellotape
pleuse - n. underwear with stussies on them
plip - v. to squish someones balls with your knee
plo - v. to shove money up your ass
plonk - n. an insult you say to someone when you're messing
around. Less harsh than "you idiot" or "you fuckhead." Ex. You plonk.
ploocetut - n. a pot party
ploot - v. to sweat when masturbating
pluence - n. the foam of pee
pluginbaby - v. to have sexual intercourse, 'plug in' to your
'baby.' Could be quite energetic, as of the image of an electric 'plug.'
plumade - n. plum juice made like lemonade
plumbers crack - adj. the top ridge of your arse that gets
exposed when bending over, or standing up if you are a fat construction worker
using a jackhammer
plumbocracy - n. a government run by plumbers
plumbology - n. the study of plumbing
plumobile - n. a van specially made for plumbers with only
two front seats and plenty of space in the back for tools
Plunkerplops - n. the happiest cereal in hell
plutuqaj - n. a man that has a job that a woman should
plutyrop - v. to die while playing obieto <see
obieto>
pned - n. a curtain that looks like a paper towel
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis - n. a lung condition
caused by continuous inhalation of a fine silicate dust usually occuring
in mine workers. This word holds the Guiness World Record for being the longest
word in the Oxford Collegiate Dictionary.
pobox - v. to buy handcuffs online
pocopuss - Contraction. short for Politically Correct Pussy;
when somebody says "the opinion expressed was not by us" kind of crap. Squackle
rules, rap sucks. <see Eminem> (this was submitted by someone and does
not reflect the opinion of Squackle. Squackle love Squackle! oh shit...we
just dissed ourselves....the reason we do this is so that we don't make enemies,
ok? Last thing we need is Eminem working Squackle into a song, or the NAACP
on our ass)
podca - v. to think you're out of lead, but not really
poeta - n. a crazy guy at a bar that doesn't like to be stared
at
pogrebin - v. to masturbate on/onto/into a breakfast food or
item
pokegon - n. a dead pokemon
poku - n. a vegatable that is in controversy about being a
fruit
pokutits - n. a gay chinese dog eating a cheeseburger
polane - n. a name for the evaporated sweat that has been excreted
by a mammal larger than 35 pounds
police - n. pussies that give you a ticket for speeding, but
don't do anything when you really need them
Polish lesbian - n. a lesbian that likes men
ponma - v. a drive a car underwater
ponte - n. a beer bottle full of apple juice
ponxierna - n. a bird house with a remote control
P.O.O. - n. Piss Off Octopus. Ex. When someone you don't
like is near you you'd go Piss Off Octopus really really loud.
poodeez - v. to go to a boycott rally
pooftey - n. anal sex with your grandmother, while eating
chicken wings off her back (requires doggystyle position)
poogoozoo - n. a gooey piece of poo in a zoo
poolab - n. a pool where they experiment on poo
poon - n. a calculator game that is very addicting; pussy
poonalaniaaso - n. the mythical world where everything is made
of poop
poonaner - n. a dirty bastard that won't stop talking shit,
or just won't stop bragging about shit. Ex. blowthetoad is a poonaner;
a poop covered banana. Ex. Stick a banana up your ass and shit it
out.
poonch - n. the rotten fish smell of a dirty pussy.
poone fart - n. a huge fart from the vagina (like a queef,
but bigger) <see
queef>
Poonits - n. numberical value of poop. Equal to Units
poop - n. a quadrilateral shape, with similar characteristics
of a rectangle, cylinder, and sphere put together; a object ejected from
the anus of any living being. It tends to have a very distinct oder, which
few people fine pleasurable. It comes in many shapes and sizes, and sometimes
it takes some pushin to get it all out, but once it is avaliable to the human
eye, it is a truly wonderous site (bring the camera!); goes out your anal
cavity. Ex. When you get off toilet and see brown stuff in it
poopcake - n. a cupcake made out of poop
Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop - n. This Poop refuses to drop into
the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that
a shake or two will cut it loose.
poopilate - v. to kill someone by beating them with poop
poop gas - n. poop chopped up and made into a liquid, put into
nilocks as fuel. Mixed with farts for a "nitro" affect. <see
nilock>
poopmonger - n. a fribble under the age of 18 Wilson and Mark
from the story Scary
Baby Retard are poopmongers. <see
fribble>
Poop Nickel - n. a nickel (5 cents) made out of pure poop.
poopocracy - n. a government run by poop
Poop Of Death - n. the type of poop where you strain so hard
trying to get it out that you have a heart attack and die.
poop-that-thang - n. a contest to see who has the longest log.
Ex. In a friendly game of poop-that-thang, Michael Jackson produced
a one footer, while Donald Trump only produced a two incher.
poop-tube - n. the cardboard part of a toilet paper roll once
all the tissue is used up
pooquack - v. to quack and you poo at the same time.
pootiful - adj. full of poo
poovasion - n. an invasion that has lots of pieces of poop
invading or being invaded on
poo vision - n. the ability to see the amount of poo within
someone or something
poowar - n. a war fought with poo
pooxfordonia - n. the habit to keep smudging your writing,
etc., that you just did, repeatedly
pop - n. a small fart that comes out of you bumcrack in one
hit which has a (POP) sound.
pop-a-vein-in-your-forehead-poop - n. the kind of poop where
you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
poplawski - n. a naked man in a park bleeding from his head
popovich - n. a drink consisting of 2/3 beer, 1/3 Mountain
Dew
poppity - n. a large amount of coffee beans used as an energy
source
poqew - n. a baby dressed up as a shef
porent - v. to go rockclimbing in a suit
porm - n. a kind of meat you wear on your hat; a shelf for
holding elderberries. Ex. My, what rotten porm you have!
pormeche - n. a drink consisting of 1/2 Arrowhead water, 1/2
Pepsi
pornoy - adj. porno-like
poser - n. someone who can't think up their own shit. posers
should die. aka fucking idiot. Ex. david vickery
potaki - n. a really ugly shrimp. Ex. That potaki is
ugly.
potcorn - n. popcorn you make from popping marijuana seeds;
instead of smoking and then getting hungry, you eat and then get high; the
perfect thing to eat while you and your date watch a porno movie
potsywackle - n. a chicken on crack. made by the awesomely
clever CRAZY PSYCHOPATH. Ex. The potsywackle ran up and down
the chicken coop screaming, "get ur cock out of my noodle, do?"
powder - n. a pasty white cheerleader
powder box - n. a group of pasty white cheerleaders
poyex - v. to jump off a mountain riding a bike
pozzo - n. a bomb on a bicycle
ppnnppp - n. a human pie
prabioo - n. a gnome that is a stripper
pram - n. someone who pees in a shape like a slinky
pratt - v. to cook something until its rotten
precious priss - n. a pleasantly gay mixture of purple and
pink, and has glitter in it. Ex. I want to paint my car
precious priss.
prejza - adj. to rather be diabetic and getting sex from hot
girls than not being diabetic and not getting sex from hot girls
prelim - n. first dump of the New Year
presidiny - v. to stand directly under a U.S. flag while saying
the Pledge of Allegience, forcing you to look directly up...it sucks
prieve - v. to sweat ice
princess - n. Mitchell Warry; adj. reference
to someone as gay as Mitchell Warry. Ex. You are a princess.
prindge - v. to steal fingerpaint
pringle - n. one who does not do well under pressure; in dating,
the party who always gives in. Ex. Ted was being a pringle when
he ran away from the fight.
prison - n. a place they send you to give you free room and
board as punishment for killing somebody
privalado - n. a penguin with bazookas
privet - n. the retarded way to spell private
produiction - v. to take out someone's heart and then eat it
proehl - v. to barf on a Dreamcast
professoral - n. to give your art professor head for a good
grade. Ex. Chelsea Richardson is a prime example.
proiect - n. a dog that hides laundry
prok - n. an eagle-human hybrid
Pro-K - n. a drug that is twice the strength of Special K
pronde - v. to fart a long and smelly one when you died
pronouce - v. to use toejam as a window cleaner
propel poop - n. the type of poop when you have a lot of gas,
and at least one of the poops pretty much shoots out
prunefish - n. what it looks and smells like in Sharon Turner's
pants
pruschi - v. to barf on a SNES
psahouland - n. an annoying TV show full of people with Australian
accents
psychodermalmaaporopia - n. a psychosomatic condition caused
by a lack of chocolate. Symptoms include pastel blue coloration of the skin
and unusual swelling of the eyebrows.
p'taters - Ebonics. ebonics for "potatoes"
pubacent - n. a pubic hair found on the toilet in the center
of the "U" shaped part that protects your ass from falling into the toilet
bowl. DJ DeLuXe in the hizowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwz
Ex. John's left a pubacent on the toilet because he was scratching
his balls while crapping.
pube - n. a plastic flag
pubic hair - n. hair that is on your pubes. Ex.
Sick, my pubes are growing pubic hair that is fucking puzzling. Don't eat
pubic hair.
Pubillions - n. numberical value of poop. Equal to Billions
puckett - v. to sit on a hamster and kill it
PUD - n. A FAT LAZY CANT DO CRAP WHEN IT COMES TO SPORTS. DONT
BE A PUD. Ex. FAT GUY
Puddition - n. operation for numerical values of poop. Equal
to addition
puebe - n. jerk; butthole; not so nice person. Ex. You
puebe!
puertokorican - n. a Puerto Rican and Korean halfling.
Ex. Juan Jesus Lee Guzman, Jr.
puess - n. a spider living in your shoe overnight
Puhundreds - n. numberical value of poop. Equal to Hundreds
puice - n. piss (dick juice)
puitar - n. a two string guitar
pulex - n. a condom used for cleaner masturbation.
Pultiplication - n. operation for numerical values of poop.
Equal to multiplication
pum - v. to love a specific number. Ex. I pum 9.
pumes - n. fumes coming from Sharon Turner's pussy or panties
Pumillions - n. numberical value of poop. Equal to Millions
punch buggy - n. German Volkswagon VW
punctuatorily - adv. within a reasonable time limit. Ex.
She sent off her slightly delayed missives punctuatorily.
pungsaikia - n. a shit face. Ex. That pungsaikia is
playing football.
punk rok - n. the cool way to spell "punk rock"
punzerna - n. a guy that opens his closet, showing people what
clothes he has, and then just throws them around for no reason, everyone
laughing like maniacs until one person starts crying because the clothes
are so beautiful
puorg - n. maple soda
puqur - v. to poke a monkey with a stick
purdue - n. a person in a white dress eating peanuts while
saluting
purngfneg - v. to put deodorant on your crotch
purplink - n. purple ink
puss - n. another word for "face"
pussgina - n. tasty Italian dish with ramps on the side
pusshole - adj. to be a PUSSY and an ASSHOLE at the same time.
Ex. Gregory Bach; Kevin O'Connell
pussies - n. crybabies in the Reserves that whine because they
have to go overseas; if they're already crying, they won't be any good to
us in a war. Ex. Pussies shouldn't join the Reserves.
pussy - n. something usually fun to eat, except in Sharon Turner's
case; this is something women have and it's the only reason men talk to the
stupid bitches. Ex. If women didn't have a pussy, they'd all be in
jail
pussyear - n. a pussy year
Putens - n. numberical value of poop. Equal to Tens
Puthousands - n. numberical value of poop. Equal to Thousands
Putrillions - n. numberical value of poop. Equal to Trillions
putytang - n. a song that has no notes; a place with no ground;
a poem called 5 million - it goes like
this...1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50,
51,52,53,54,55,56,5758,59,60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69,70,71,72,73,74,75,76,77,78,79,80,81,82,83,84,85,86,88,89,90,91,92,93,94,95,96,97,98,99,100,...
etc. Ex. Putytang is one crazy muthafu**er if you have pornsend it
to mattbobrow@aol.com
Puvision - n. operation for numerical values of poop. Equal
to division
puxo - n. a celtic lullaby, considered a "hit"
puxulaz - n. a baseball team of donkeys
pwang - v. to lose something you need and find something crap.
Ex. Like when you lose your car keys and look down the back of a sofa,
only to find a picture of Keith Chegwin wearing yellow wellingtons and grinning
like a chimp.
pworgalb - n. a baked "marijuana cookie"
pygmalic - adj. to be cold and hot at the same time
pyuau - n. what an Asian ghost says
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