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s8tam - n. a bad thing
sabat - n. the small area of skin on a male between the butthole
and ballsack. AKA grundel <see
grundel>
sabelia - n. a naked ass on glass
sacte - n. a word that is longer than the definition
saction - n. a place where soda pops out of a toilet
sad - adj. when a girl has beautiful blowjob lips, but she
can't (or won't) give head; when a girl gives lousy head and has a loose
pussy, but she won't take it up the ass to make up for it; when an idiot
or asshole an get hired or laid, but you can't; when assholes don't have
to pay for being an asshole; The Bloodhound Gang's career; when a girl's
asshole smells and tastes WAY better than her pussy, like with Sharon Turner
saddam - n. a man that hides in holes, feels himself, eats
himself out, eats his own shit, drinks his jiz, all while shoving his penis
in a plastic bottle
sadit - n. your worst friend. Ex. You are my sadit.
saeb - v. to chase someone in a movie theater
saeger - v. to vomit profusely after performing cunnilingus.
Ex. After eating that furry taco, I think I need to saeger.
saeno - n. someone who graduated high school more than 5 times
saervnofi - n. a ranbow colored school bus
safecrack - v. to crap and jizz your pants at the same time.
Ex. Chris McPeters safecracked when he saw his mom naked.
safe haven - n. a seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building
where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of
the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering
the bathroom
safiya - v. to give birth to an alien child
saiyaj - n. a grandma that does stand-up comedy
sajafalrakck - n. a rare pasta sauce
sakachi - n. a Japanese man with an itchy scrotum
sakukin - n. a hospital made out of bronze
salana - n. someone who isn't able to tell if someone is retarded
salazar - n. a rich Middle Eastern man with no pants
salbagetose - v. to chop off your penis and eat it together
with someone else who will eventually eat the rest of you. The situation
occurs by a mutal agreement made through the Internet. Ex.
Armin Meiwes
Article @ Wikipedia.org
salgo - n. a clown taking a dump in an open field
salimabu - n. someone who goes to a museum and sketches paintings
salipez - v. to make cheese into milk
saluda - v. to pay for lighter fluid in quarters
samara - n. a crease in your skin that shows through your clothes
samarkand - n. someone who can't spell worth a shit
samcho - n. a bald, important-looking guy
samchu - v. to fart on the radio
samilitagglemaksonaryation - v. to run naked and upside-down
eating dog poo and cat dicks. Ex. George Bush
samnuala - v. to chop someone's boobs off
sanct - v. to surf on an ironing board
sandlin - n. an albino black sheep
SandPaper Condoms - n. a brand of comdoms which don't exist.
One can only imagine what they're actually made of
saneedah - v. to scream "pee" when you pee
sansuh - v. to jump out of a plane naked
santameyer - n. a club with -32 members in it
sanya - v. to hold up a sign that says "I like holding up signs"
saoiuhad - n. a dead hat
sapient - adj. wise, discerning
sappdred - n. old gum inside a radio
saqkin - n. a hospital made out of gold
sarabella - n. a horse that knows how to drive a car
sargonov - n. an alcoholic drink made for children
sarhoa - n. a talking cat
sarmanov - n. a non-alcoholic alcohol drink
sase - n. a gay karate chop
Sat. - Contraction. contraction for Saturday
satabbe - n. crumbs of a dinosaur
Satin - n. Satan's own clothing company
satitday - Ebonics. ebonics for Saturday
satoriphobia - n. the fear of spending money
satvoc - n. a stupid looking kid, that walks around with a
huge backpack, with one hand shoved down into his shorts pocket. His
shorts are above his knees, and he always has his other hand scratching behind
his ear or something on his face. He walks around like he's on drugs
when he really isn't, and at random times runs when he is walking. He
wears the shoes you don't have to tie--they're kinda like slippers, but shoes.
And he swerves around while walking at random times, "accidently" knocking
into other people, structures and things
saucerer - n. a magical wizard that can make about any type
of sauce at will
sauco - n. a toilet that requires more than one smoking to
melt
saucont - v. to cook something that is rotten
saudil - n. your best friend. Ex. I have 15 saudils!
SAUG - Acronym. Stupid Annoying Ugly Girl
sausabru - n. a basketball player trying to rap, a practice
not used too much, because of the severe popularity loss
savetwain - n. an exam cram
savimbi - v. to survive on only rain water and a cough drop
sawaya - v. to turn a piece of coal into a priceless jewel
sawench - n. a wench with a saw; a wench that is very good
with a saw
sblep - n. a person with 3 full-grown boobs
Scabees - n. the disease in which you get a lot of scabs
scaburn - n. a scab formed by a burn
scaddipp - n. an unfortunate situation
scaddipps - Interjection. a word uttered in unfortunate situations
when swearing would be unacceptable. Ex. (Kid falls off slide
at recess) SCADDIPPS! That hurt!
schatz - v. to yell "i'm not wearing any pants" when in fact
you are wearing pants
schnilfel - n. an enthusiastic, thoughtful rearrangement;
v. to scratch of one's genitals.
school - n. similar to hell, but im sure in hell you dont have
to ask to take a piss. Ex. I hate school.
schrader - v. to go somewhere without going there
schot - adj. to be scary and hot simultaneously;
v. to act in a scary and hot way simultaneously. Ex.
Wow....look at that Vampire he/she is so schot! Yeah...vampires are schot...
schuett - v. to masturbate on/onto/into a lunch food or item
schumer - n. a tree that knows the metric system
schwarz - v. to replace a hamburger with a handful of packs
of money, then throw the hamburger behind you, while a horde of girls are
swarming around you
schweber - n. a vampire chase
sciminitial - v. to box a kangaroo, naked
scissorthumb - n. when you mispronounce a word and your friends
call you an idiot. Ex. You are such a scissorthumb....the word is
Canada, not canaydeuh!
scoilet - n. a bar of hollowed out soap that you sit on and
poop and pee and what not in. You throw away after it gets full.
sconade - v. to put your head in an oven and turn the gas on
scoobooite - n. one who staples babies to coffee tables
scool - adj. cool, school-style
scramblah - v. I dunno.. scramble something.. hmm
scrape - v. to have sex with someone. Ex. I'm getting
a scrape bro... I'm scraping her bro.
screaming seagull - n. a sexual act in which you're fucking
a girl on the beach, and then during the middle of it, you put sand on your
dick and then resume fucking the girl, and she becomes a screaming seagull.
scrote - n. short for "scrotum"
scrubbling - n. the act of farting while sitting flat on a
wooden floor or other hard surface. Ex. Will you stop that fucking
scrubbling? It stinks...
scrump - Contraction. a cross between screw and hump...."scrump."
Ex. I really like to scrump. I really would like to scrump!
scrumtralesent - n. something so incredibly brilliant there
is no word to describe it. Ex. That idea is scrumtralesent!
scubabum - n. a bum that is scubadiving
scublam - n. a blown up scuba diver or scuba tank
scumbag - n. a piece of shit who should get their neck ripped.
Ex. Steve Knats is a scumbag bitch fuckin shit fucker.
sdor - v. to blow up a planet
seabra - n. a zebra underwater
sealory - n. an albino person who takes a spoon, sticks it
in an elephant's ass, and eats the shit
sean bird - n. a low life son of a bitch and a mo fo that looks
like a munchkin. he is a ass hole
searin - n. a glass testical
seatmo - n. an asteroid that ends up crashing on you
sebako - v. to yawn for 10 seconds then laugh for no reason
seben - Ebonics. ebonics for "seven"
sebofio - n. a woman with a hairy back
secaket - n. a black cloud smellier than rotten broccoli
seck - n. a ramp of death
second wave poop - n. this happens when you're done pooping
and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have
to poop some more.
sedi - v. to jump off a building thinking you'll bounce back
up
SeeD - n. a mercenary force that spreads the joy and love of
flowers all over, and to plant them
sefesefa - v. to say "holy potatoes" after you see a U.F.O.
fly into a building. Ex. The man had sefesefa'd after he saw a U.F.O.
sefpin - n. an unsafe safety pin
seguim - v. to swallow your tongue
segway steal - n. the act of stealing a segway. Ex.
I just made a segway steal from that old bitch
sehchi - v. to barbecue a human or parts of a human
seire - n. a sea lion that says "bye"
seit punktlitch - n. short for "Its time to carve pumpkins."
Ex. At school, a crazy fag shouted "Seit Punktlich", and everyone
carved pumpkins exuberantly. I think Laxatives should be required eating
for 4 year olds.
seitz - n. an old crocodile
sejtthub - n. a monkey that masturbates with its tail
sekapamaga - n. a Superman thong
sekasamakripple - n. the sound made by a faulty box of Rice
Krispies
sekemo - n. a bone bruise. You don't see it on your skin as
a bruise but it still hurts in that place
sekwe - v. to spill boiling water onto someone
selass - n. a fan on wheels
selicious - adj. oh... don't act like you don't know what it
means. Ex. Britt says Chris is selicious.
selin - v. to bathe in petroleum
sellama - v. to sell a llama
selvyplb - v. to pick up fresh shit and put it in an air
conditioning unit
sematqi - n. a fruit made out of metal. Tastes like metal.
semen - Ebonics. ebonics for "Penis Pudding"
semkra - n. a "strategically placed" fan
semoor - n. a horny parrot
sen - n. a fork on a cork
senek - n. a Muslim senator
senyo - v. to take off all your clothes and go poopoo
separa - adj. to have no eyelids
sepasa - n. a spasm on the side of your hand
sepierda - n. a huge squirt of mustard
seporta - v. to trade your sister for a prostitute
seporty - n. a plastic scythe. Ex. And so he tried to
stab his dad with a seporty, but it got as far as a bowling ball in the ocean.
serach - n. a butt-thick shiled of ice
serdah - n. a boogery ass
sersergluglu - n. a package consisting of a copier, fax machine,
and a coffee machine
sertooo - n. a gay snail
serthralaglyaspgluvalgluaspthrproglyglyalaasnalathrarghis -
Interjection. long for "there's poop on your head."
sertyr - v. to wonder when VCRs will be obsolete. Oops too
late.
sescir - n. a monkey with a bandana, sunglasses, and a biker
jacket with no pants on
setu - n. a desert made of cheese
sewer gold - n. another way to say poop
sex - n. the only thing women are good for, and some aren't
even good for that
sexcess - n. successful sex
sexeous - adj. sexy and gorgeous at the same time
Sexfurt - n. a small city in Germany, populated only by unexpensive
prostitutes and sex-needing men.This city causes Germany to have violent
earthquakes during the night. Ex. Oooh, lets go to Sexfurt for a good
time.
sexiled - adj. similar to being exiled, except you will never
have sex again, even though you still live in society.;
v. when one returns to one's dorm to find that one's roommate
is busy in the act of love making, and thus one must find somewhere else
to sleep for the night in order to avoid any unnecessary awkwardness. Or,
more simply put, one is "exiled" from his room because of "sex", hence the
name. Ex. That old man has been sexiled.
sexorcist - n. a holy person that drives out the sex drive
of a person so they won't have sex anymore
sexxors - n. a person that fucks a dinosaur. Ex. Hi,
I am a sexxors.
seye - n. a bad picture of OJ Simpson, making him look educated
sezix - n. a $12.95 CD
sfast - adj. super fast
sflit - v. to squash midgets with a fat person
SGOE - Acronym. acronym for Separated Guys of Earth
SGOM - Acronym. acronym for Separated Guys of Mars
shabba - n. shit
shabcoonatitis - adj. reference to someonew whos is an Arab
living in Australia. Ex. Alex Brownlie caught shabcoonalitis.
shadyac - v. to trade your brain in for one that works
shafeeq - n. a cow in a barrel
shagon wagon - n. a panel van which in the back is like a luxury
room with a bed for shagging and a TV set and other luxurious items or just
plain space for good old fashion shagging!!! Ex. The Aussie Holden
panel vans on this page:
http://mypvn.oldholden.com/
shaharel - n. a stampede in the middle of the Sahara desert
shahn - v. to look at someone and then have to go to the bathroom
shakira - n. a hospital made out of silver
shampoon - n. shampoo for vaginas
shandle - v. to throw a handle of something at someone
shannon - n. the person with the name shannon is so gay with
his brothers
sharifi - n. a Muslim sherrif
Shark Bite - n. a type of pinch where you pinch someone between
the index and middle fingers, and squeeze really hard
sharonturner - n. a lying, prunefaced, flatchested bitch that
STINKS; a lying, prune-faced, flat-chested bitch that has nastiest-smelling
pussy in the Solar System.
Sharon Turner's pussy - n. the smelliest thing in the Solar
System
sharple - adj. small and sharp
shart - v. to poo just a little when you only meant to fart
shaskerade - n. walking around town with music driven by speakers
from an old cpu. Ex. damg, dude we should go shaskerade!
shasta - adj. fancy way of saying "the shit." Ex. Weed
is the shasta.
shat - v. the past tense of shoot and shit
shatpoop - n. one poop that was in a propel poop, which was
propelled <see propel
poop>
s/he - Contraction. contraction for "she or he"
shearer's singlet - n. Australian for cotton tanktops which
are worn by many Aussie blokes from shearer's to yobbos and the colour of
the singlets is usually navy blue or black
sheehy - n. acidic milk
sheeler - n. a fart that you fart thinking no one was there,
but someone is right behind you
sheepiality - n. the sexual relations between a human and a
sheep. Ex. He ran into the field for a spot of sheepiality.
sheffey - n. a pile of foreign money
sheffield - v. to make a pizza in space
shelar - adj. silver, shiny, one piece
shglock - n. a bunch of live eels swimming in Tabasco sauce
shgrigglydoff - v. to "ride that donkey"
shhpud - n. a quiet spud
shimdi - n. someone who goes into a museum, looks at one thing
then leaves
shirt rape - n. a type of rape in which a shirt is used only
to do stuff against one's will
shit - n. something that smells and tastes better than Sharon
Turner's pussy
shitchat - v. to shoot the shit or to talk shit to a buddy.
Shitchatting is a refined art...please do not try this if you are unexperienced!
Ex. Hey man, wanna go grab a beer and shitchat?
shitfuck - n. a word used when there's no other word to describe
a certain thing. Usually used to describe a man. Ex. Robby's
a shitfuck.; v. to sodomise/anally rape
shitified - adj. to have been made shitty
shitify - v. to make shitty
shitmachine - n. a truck that has a huge tank on the back to
collect sewage from peoples septic tanks which aren't connected to a sewer.
shitml - n. shit .html (pages/code). Usually associates
with SSI. <see SSI>
shitnog - n. alcoholic poop
shit sandwich - n. Gregory Bach's favorite meal; Kevin O'Connell`s
favorite meal
shitsicle - n. frozen poop
Shit Tickler - n. one who tickles their shit after the process
of shitting. Ex. Boy, Tommy really likes to tickle his shit, he's
a pretty good Shit Tickler!
shit tube - n. tube injected in your butt tube to help ease
and accelerate the downpore of shit. Lick My Balls
shittytits - Interjection. exclaimation of frustration.
Ex. OH SHITTYTITS!!!
shityourpantsfaggayassunclefuckingbitchrimjobbingfucknut -
n. a person who shits his/her pants, is gay, a complete asshole,
a pain in the ass uncle fucking bitch, gives rimjobs to gay men, and is a
fucknut; an ice cream cone
shivan - n. a guy in a thong contest
shizboz - n. sack; testicles. Ex. Chill your shizboz.
shiznit - n. a small, anoying twat
shiznitizzle - adj. awesome. Ex. I'm so shiznitizzle.
shlama - n. a llama that lives in the sky
shmoogenberger - n. a place where farting is not funny and
peepee is opressed. farting is punishable by awful waffles and/or death.
Ex. Dude, that guy is no fun, he must be from shmoogenberger.
sho - Ebonics. ebonics for "sure"
shoezup - v. to spred your legs faster than Paris Hilton.
Ex. Wow... you're really a shoezup.
shokoh - v. to suck on an assault rifle or rocket launcher
shomabobumafahye - n. a screw screwed in where it doesn't do
anything
shopcott - v. to protest mistreatment by store employees through
the practice of shopping there as often as possible
shoppee - n. a strange man that can lick his own balls
shotfart - n. a fart that seems like it has to be "shot" out
by bending down so you can fart easily without straining
shplang - n. a jumpity thingy
shploo - n. what America is filled with
shmlap - n. a scootering grandpa
shmrerph - v. to give an animal water by spraying it with a
hose
shnagorf - n. a person with a gay dad and a lesbian mother
shobak - v. to eat a liverwurst misplaced for a night stick
shockey - n. a lying sack of shit. Ex. Scott is a shockey.
shotgunner - v. to take a shit that comes out at a high velocity
like a buckshot and makes the sound of a shotgun going off. Ex.
After eating all those tacos last night I've been doing some shotgunners
in the dunny.
shrimper - n. a man who cums in a woman's ass, and then eats
it out. Man this gross, if anyone does this they should be castrated, because
that's disgusting.
shtapenbay - v. to come out of the shadows with a big gun
shuffor - v. to pull a package of Chex Mix out of your ass
shuloff - adj. to be fruit flavored
shuntion - n. the act of a shunning
shus - v. to comb giant fluffy bunny hair
shwank - n. another word for penis. Ex. Please touch
my shwank.
shway - adj. basically means cool. Used in the future.
sias - n. a magazine or newspaper that consists only of vacuum
cleaner ads
sick cunt - n. another way to say "cool dude"
sihjo - v. to spray hairspray in your eye
siht - v. to kayak in millions of light bulbs
siin - n. a huge pile of note cards with stuff written on each
card
sijo - n. an absence deadline
Silver Ring of Algebraic Justice - n. a special type of rolled
up piece of Algebra homework in which it can slide over one of your fingers.
With the Silver Ring of Algebraic Justice, you are empowered with all
the equations in Algebra/Algebra 2 to fight off the evil math teachers who
assign you homework.
simp - v. to balance on pencils
sinker - n. a turd that dont float
sinlumpus - n. the biggest player in a small town who is too
modest to admit to his infinite game. Ex. Chris is the sinlumpus of
Ruston.
sinquost - n. 99 cent store candy, usually way past its expiration
date, and would get you sick if you ate more than 1 piece of what you got
sio - n. a repa frozen with pee <see
repa>
sirdle - v. an essay writing party
sirvlet - v. to shrink your nut sac on command
sivaler - n. a dildo made of shit
sixov - n. a volcano with hairy balls
sizanecefad - n. rain that isnt wet
siznousch - n. sack; testicles. Ex. Chill your siznousch.
skandia - n. a kid and an adult making out
skarl - v. to whack someone with a First Aid pack
skcorrjah - n. a mobile 911 phone that has one big red button
that has 911 on it, and is designed like a cell phone
skeered - Ebonics. ebonics for "scared"
skinch - v. a female who is classes and/or skanky. A 'clean'
word for: Hoe, Whore, and Slut. A male who likes skanks. Ex. "That
girl is a skinch!" instead of: "That girl is a hoe!"
skin wad - n. a bunch of skin you bite off, roll up and then
spit. Like a spit wad, but instead of paper its your skin
skoal - n. a skull made out of coal
skokie - n. sex pudding
skolio - n. pink pantyhose
skook - n. something so cute or weird, that you cant help but
squeeze incessantly. Ex. The back of that man's head is
skooky. You're skooky.
skrnono - n. an almost life threating explosion experience
skubb - n. a group of people all wearing wax lips
skvdmkvlcxofdiofowiofmovksod - n. one who eats dirt or other
earten based neccessities. Ex. Earl is an obsessive
skvdmkvlcxofdiofowiofmovksod and signed up with the dirtdigger society to
eat their dirt.
skwackle - n. another spelling of Squackle. Its wrong.
slab - n. Australian slang for a 24 pack of beer. Ex.
I'm going down to the bottlo to grab us a slab of VB to share with me mates
when we watch the footy tonight
slagravety - n. a slave dripping in gravy who can defiy gravity.
chicken culture. Um my pants are Kinda tight
slame - n. a shirt made into shorts. Ex. She's wearing
a slame.
sleme - n. pants made into a shirt. Ex. She's wearing
a sleme.
slence - n. a fetish for your own ass
slivo - v. to multiply by something by the complex conjugate
slocum - n. a pilgrim hat
slore - n. a person who is between a slut and a whore
slome - n. shorts made into a shirt. Ex. She's wearing
a slome.
slovensk - v. to dial on a payphone with a marshmallow on a
stick
slume - n. a shirt made into pants. Ex. She's wearing
a slume.
slusharrhea - n. diarreah that looks so good you just gotta
eat it. Usually occurs in the outdoor toilets in the winter; must offer everyone
in bathroom to avoid being selfish
slut - n. a married girl that cheats on her husband; a girl
that takes it up the ass on the first date. Don't fall for a girl that takes
it up the ass on the first date; a person like Sharon Turner that has sex
with you 10 minutes after meeting you
slyffle - v. to watch Biff from Back to the Future get a blow
job. Ex. We had a slyffle party last night.
smagina - n. a fun alternative to the word vagina. Ex.
I hope I meet a girl with a nice smagina.
SMALLDICKEDBASTARD - n. WHITE MAN. Ex. YOUR DADDY. I
LOVE PUSSY.
smarglif - n. a penguin glued on a pencil
smart guy - n. a guy that realizes women are only good for
one thing
smart woman - n. a fictional person
smeg - n. liquidized crap; Dried/Crusty Seamen Ex.
Wayne Buckley is a smeg head <see
Wayneth
Buckleus>; Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode. <see
chode>
smellery - n. a factory that makes smells
smellhole - n. the anus/rectum; (less commonly) the vagina
smelllyhehe - n. a welly smelly teen that doped all night a
skanked it. Ex. You smelllyhehe! You killed my dog! (isn't it sad
dogs have so good smelling; it was a cute puppy!!!!!!!)
smelly jelly - n. a wet fart
smellzorz - adj. extreeeeemely smelly
smerben - v. to wonder why every time theres a Squackle
update, theres always 50 new words in the dictionary. Ex. Don't bother
me, I'm smerbenning.
smibert - n. a cop car hidden in the shadows
smilet - n. a sub-smiley
smishmashtistu - adj. to be overly elated due to the extreme
consumption of cheese
Smit - n. a Squackle! Gangster name, meaning Smelly Monkeys
in Tents <see How
To Make a Squackle Gang>
smoke - n. a part of the body
smoko - v. to have a break; to have a cigarette break
smu - v. to try throwing something away, miss, and just decide
to keep it in the end
smucci - n. an old pimp
smuck - v. how Smurfs reproduce
smunked - n. another way to say died
smurf - v. pretty much every verb ever made. mainly means "to
have sex" when talking to a smurf; n. a blue little gay thingy
that wears white
smurf stew - n. a stew made of smurfs <see smurf>
smyj - v. to hunt bears with a fly swatter
snaip - n. a violent snail
snapisafagolits - n. a sickness where symptons are becoming
as gay as Mitchell Warry. Ex. The straight man caught snapisafagolitis
and became gay.
snaporka - n. a form of the 'Haka' telling the story of mitchell
warry's gayness and his atempt to bring gayness across the land and how he
was defeated by the great warriors shannon, alex and nathan. Ex. poof'ate,
poof'ate, snaporka, snaporka, micthes a gayer tapooftatapoofta, mitches a
sucka de cocky da ti te, hesa, hesa gayer, hesa a gayer with dick, GAY. mitchells
is trying to get back at me for writing stuff by he a faggot so dont listen
to him
snappolitis - n. the sickness you get when you become as extremely
gay as Mitchell Warry. Ex. The man had caught snappolitis.
snatrap - n. a dam, damming a palmakristi <see
palmakristi>
sneppositus aldermius - n. scienctific word for being as gay
as/gayer than Mitchell Warry. There has been no cases where anyone is as
gay or gayer than Mitchell Warry. Ex. The sneppositus aldermius is
the gayest creature on Earth. Mitchell is a big, fat, faggot who sucks dick
and can't play rugby for shit cause he's a fucking fuck cunt with tits.
snesecar - v. to sneeze on a car
snife - n. a knife used to cut families. Ex. I'm gonna
cut your family, with a big snife!
snmggle - n. an experimental sourdough breakfast burger
made of 3 thick pieces of cold cheese and lots of pickels. currently
on experiment at McDonalds
snoopet - n. the general knowledge that fat chicks need lovin
to but they gotta pay. Ex. Why did you did it for free? Its
snoopet!
snortmanwoowoo - n. someone who snorts a lot of drugs while
having sex. With Sharon Turner!!
snot glop - n. a huge pile of snot
snough - v. to sneeze and cough at the same time
snowball - n. when a girl gives a guy a blowjob and in return
spits the cum into the guy's mouth. Ex. After Jamo gave Brett a blow
job, he went to kiss Jamo and Jamo snowballed Brett.
snowblow - v. to fart at someone in the face while they're
making a snow angel
snu - v. to give birth through your ear
snurf - n. an evil smurf <see smurf>
snuttmigcker - v. to stuff a nutty midget into a cracker factory
and then some. Ex. "ahhhh"
soap tray - n. a thing sticking out of the wall in a bathroom
that you put soap on to keep there
sobunt - n. a koala with its own line of underwear
sobye - n. a rainbow colored fag (not flag)
sodomulate - n. the act of raping a child with a toothbrush/bean
bag. Ex. Scotty sodomulated that kid with his toothbrush
sohcahtoa - n. a star on a spring
sogay - adj. really gay. Ex. You are sogay
soka - adj. soaked in soda
sokapath - n. someone who becomes sokapathic when they get
soka <see soka, sokapathic>
sokapathic - adj. to be crazy when you get soka <see soka>
solarij - n. a chalkboard that is so dirty you can't see what
is written on it
sol'n - v. to "spin" a drinking fountain around in place. You'll
know it when you do it
solomon - n. a man from Jamaica who plays by himself in a band
somnambula - v. to sleep under false intentions
sonacb - v. to stroke a light bulb
soncote - adj. to be an English teacher
sonicap - n. a cap that makes sound
sonntag - n. the section of Love Handles from the 4th line
and above <see Love
Handle>
sook - n. a long toenail that needs trimming. Not pronounced
"oo" but more like a short "u". Ex. Ralph has a sook, because when
Ralph took off his shoe you could see that his sooks had worn a hole in his
sock.
sookiem - v. to blast someone's jewels off
sopathe - n. soap paste
sorgenfrey - v. to put trash into a Kleenex box while there's
still Kleenex in it
sorkin - n. a towel on a toaster
sorority bitch - n. this is a rich white girl with blonde hair
and a brand new Mitsubishi 3000 GT. The stupid bitch looks good, but she's
in college and can't spell her own name. She's the girl sucking a big black
dick on the internet. She and her parents need to be shot.
sorrymotherfucker - n. my dad, who was just like Archie Bunker
SOS - Acronym. stands for "SAVE OUR SILVERWARE." Commonly used
in cruise ship kitchens when the idiot chef sets his wooden spoon on fire.
soup - n. a liquidy food which is good when filled with veggies
South Cal'lina - Ebonics. ebonics for "South Carolina"
soysage - n. a soy sausage
spacmun - n. a country that only really gay, retarded, drunk,
or stoned people live in. Ex. Holmes is from a spacmun, which is no
great suprise, given that he's really, really, really gay
spandangaly - adj. shiny
Spanish Gote - n. a moustache and a beard (that looks like
a gote should be) but isn't connected
spankbadang - v.? To cHEEsee (ain't easEE) and YOU GO aND you
EEET anD mR. PiLLow aND yu SAy HI mR piLLOWS! Ex. SQeeshee ChEEsee
N FaNNTY fLIiSH. I'm gonna HUNK your Bumpkin!'' (We don't know
what the fuck this means at all)
spanzoo - n. a Spanish zoo
spectacule - n. a trash bag full of chips
'spectin' - Ebonics. ebonics for "expecting"
speg - n. a human
sphere of inpluence - n. a sphere made in places the inpluence
has been for a long time, enough to make a stain <see
inpluence>
spicetistic - n. a spicy statistic; a statistic about spice
spiff - adj. cool. Ex. thats spiff, fork you.
spifled - n. a gay store owner
spinal tap poop - n. this is a poop when it hurts so badly
coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
Spit Technique - v. a tecnique in where you spit on your penis
to shove it
splame - v. to have sex in the fridge
splitarse - n. a way of saying woman. (Think about their holes!)
splivey - v. to break the back window of your car out because
your girlfriend locks you out after you both exit the car naked after sex
so you can ejaculate
splode - v. a slang way to say explode
sploley - v. to harvest beans by firing cannons at them
splooge - n. the motion of new guitar strings as they
are unwound for the first time, when they're not stored straight
sploosh - n. a word that someone in desperate need of help
countleesly yells out at any time. Ex. sploosh!
spooge - n. a variation of cum, kum, cream sauce, white wash,
my descendants, or ejaculate. Ex. I think my spooge left pecker tracks
on her sheets.
spooning - n. to hit someone with a spoon till they cry and
tell you that you are thier master
s'posin - Ebonics. ebonics for "supposing"
Spoyc - n. a Squackle! Gangster name, meaning Spit Poop On
Your Chair <see How
To Make a Squackle Gang>
sprague - v. to empty every file, folder, desk drawer, and
shoe box compiling relevant documents
sprigand - v. to break glass as you drive by it
spitzmacher - adj. a person who is gay; one who moderates
brianshome.com. Ex. What a spitzmacher that douche is.
sprog - n. another word for "sperm" or "cum." Ex. Someone
got caught sprogging in the Gents while looking at a porno magazine and left
a big slag in the pissing trough.
spugget - n. a Mexican with bad facial hair who wants to fit
in with African Americans by hanging out with hot sauce. Ex. Brian
Holmes
spyf - n. a mad woman in the attic
spyg - n. a bright blue dry erase board
SQand - n. dumb "sculpting" sand used in fish tanks that is
dry when you take it out of the water. Dumb.
SqCLAN - n. (SQuackle Computer LANguage) Language Dacky uses
to program his toliet
sqeernut - v. to eat, pitch, or staple the prime minister.
Ex. I sqeernut all the time! (The prime minister doesn't tast so good)
sqer - n. a stupid Polish guy that sits at a teacher's desk
and stares at the girls in the room or reads the whole time, and there's
no fucking reason for him being there cause he doesn't do anything, and the
teacher doesn't even talk to him or acknowledge his existence to the class.
squa - adj. to be an angry Christian
squackcool - adj. cool with a Squackle! style
squackdork - n. the beginning of the universe and the end of
time combined into one person
squackdorky - adj. dorky with a squackle style
Squacklation - n. the act of making something become Squacklized
<see Squacklize>
Squackle - n. this website. That's all you need to know.
Squackle Dictionary - n. a wonderful place people go to make
a definition of someone that pisses them off. Ex. I looked at the
Squackle Dictionary today and i found out a chupakabra was fat kid named
Edward.
squackle-dump - n. a duck taking a sloppy shit
Squackle Notebook - n. a notebook full of junk that is made
for Squackle to put up on the site. You can do it yourself and submit
all the stuff you have in it to us and we'll put that junk up.
Squackler - n. someone who is a fan of Squackle!
Squackley - adj. to be like Squackle
Squackleyear - n. the amount of time it takes to get your
submission put on the website; also known as forfuckingever
Squacklize - v. to make something Squackle-like
squacklocracy - n. a government run by Squackle!
squacktopia - n. a world where Squackle rules it
squakkle - n. another spelling of Squackle. Its wrong.
squakle - n. another spelling of Squackle. Its wrong.
squad - n. a square nad. Ex. Did you see his squad?
square keeper - n. someone who is keeper of all square objects
square pooping - n. operation for numerical values of poop.
Equal to square rooting
squeeb - n. short for "do you have room left for milk in a
cup of coffee or tea?" Ex. "Squeeb?"
squi - n. a first grader driving a car
squill - v. to order 100 tacos
squirtle - n. a small splooge <see splooge>
squlipish - n. a person who performs a duty in a badly needed
way. Ex. I squlipishly fucked davepoobond up the ass.
sralose - v. to dance in a mine field
SSI - Acronym. acronym for Server Side Includes
SS&SS - Acronym. acronym for Shearers Singlet & Stubby
Shorts
S.T. - Acronym. acronym for Sharon Turner; acronym for STINKY
TWAT. Hmmmmm, coincidence?
Stabinson - n. the subsidary of Robinsons-May that is unnoticed
and never said anything about with a 3-mile radius of anybody outside the
company. They sell knives and thams. <see
tham>
stachpole - n. ass-flavored gum
stahmann - n. a man that has planks of wood for limbs
stakals - n. a snot ball
stalp - n. a group of letters that look like they should be
a word, but are not
stameep - n. a block of letters
stan - n. the biggest pimp/crunkster in the world, very good
kid who can talk like Pat. Ex. Wow look at that stan. He must get
all the ladies. Stan is a good kid.
STan Stangle - n. OMG, dont go there. Ok, I will --a dirty
vagina. Ex. Kayla has a STan Stangle! i would not dare go near it!!!!!
jk Ur the SHIt stan; dirty vagina. Ex. Kayla has a very STan STangle.
Good kid.
staticy - adj. looks like static; static-like; has static
staveln - n. a live version of a CD, with the same songs in
the same order, as the studio version of the CD
STD muffin - n. a muffin made with all sorts of STDs
steal-give - v. when you steal someting and give it to another
person as a gift. HooYaa!
stedrjik - v. to kick someone out of the class for looking
at you. Usually done by a teacher, and no actual kicking involved
steichen - v. to shoot gamma rays at someone's ovaries
stepto - n. a singing bee
sterd - n. a camera-phone
Steve Knats - n. a nothing piece of shit 14 year old freshman
white boy who tries to write rap songs with his shit ass rap band and tries
to be black when he's as white as fuckin snow n shit. Also has no respect
for dead people. Ex. Steve Knats tried to touch my penis, but
I took my knife and shoved it twelve inches into his chest, that fuckin bitch
fell down like a fuckin grandma gettin hit with a frisbee. I'd like
to say that Knats is gonna fuckin die after I beat the shit outta him, hes
gonna be bloody as fuck, he's one fucking dead bitch!
stevemaynard - n. Steve Maynard the big dooty head who has
dooty for a head! Ex. Steve Maynard has dooty for a head so he is
a stevemaynard. Steve Maynard is very stevemaynard.
stevenwick - n. an aila loving power ranger underwear throwing
fool
stewage - n. the stew in a stewer; toxic stew <see stewer>
stewer - n. a sewer for stew
stew knuckle - n. a person who is short, fat, and hairy.
Ex. When an ugly person approaches you 'ew look a stew knuckle"
STFU - Acronym. acronym for Shut The Fuck Up
stlen - v. to barf on a Game Boy
stickumsocracy - n. a government run by
Mrs.
Stickums
stickumsphobia - n. the fear of
Mrs. Stickums
stieglitz - adj. to be drunk at work
stient - adj. stinky, ambient style
stiju - n. sawdust foods
stinicar - v. to jiggle hair
stink-o-meter - n. a device that Sharon Turner's nasty pussy
would melt.
stirik - n. a fat dog owned by a fat teacher
stonerific - adj. weird, stupid, and funny at the same time
stonhu - v. to pay for something with Chuck E. Cheese tokens
stooiliet - n. a toilet made out of a stool
stout - n. someone who is sketchy as fuck. I was high when
i made this up with my roommate. Ex. Daniel used to be chill,
but now he's a stout.
stramhe - n. a cranberry turkey pizza
Strawberry Milkshake - n. a sexual thing where after nutting
in a bitch's mouth, you punch her in the mouth (causing her to bleed), resulting
in a strawberry milkshake; a sexual activity in which you violently start
punching a bitch in the nose while she is giving you a blowjob, causing the
blood to mix with the semen on her mouth, kinda like a strawberry milkshake.
Ex. It only took one good punch in the nose to start that strawberry
millshake a'flowin.
straw dog - Interjection. a word you interject anytime that
you don't know what word to use, but want to make it sound like you're smart.
Ex. I listened to that speech on nuclear physics, but the guy's whole
theory seemed like a straw dog compared to other theories.
streec - n. a salt water slushy
stretti - v. to drink a can of soda with a straw
strip-a-pencil - v. to "strip" a mechanical pencil by taking
off its pieces until there is no more to take off it
stripper - n. a REALLY stupid bitch that isn't qualified to
do anything else; a stupid, pretty girl that makes $200 a day, just to dance
naked; a girl that will spend her money on drugs and/or a boob job; the only
other job a stripper is qualified for is "Hooker" <see
hooker>
strom - n. any piece of office furniture that has been walked
on by a seagull. Ex. Sam's Spot Suckers specializes in removing stains
from stroms!
stubasta - n. a rocket propelled computer
stubbies - n. a pair of Australian stubby footy shorts which
look virtually like male hotpants YUCK!!!; Slang for "stubby shorts."
Ex. Got to change out of me stubbies, don't want to look like a yobbo.;
That bloke's stubbies are so stubby his arse hangs out the bottom, he should
be charged for indecent exposure!
stubby riders - n. stubby shorts that ride up your arse
when jogging or bending over <see ridingstubs>. Ex. I
wear my stubby riders every day at the gym so the girls can cop a perve of
my curves.
stubby shorts - n. really skimpy footy shorts that many Aussie
blokes wear during the summer, some are stubby to the point of indecent exposure.
Ex. Someone would say "That bloke down the street is always mowing
his lawn in his stubby shorts, will he ever wear pants???"
stubby tan - adj. a tan line that v's up at the sides of your
thighs near your crutch which is what you'll get when wearing Australian
stubby shorts. Ex. Been jogging down the beach wearing my singlet
and stubbies and the temperature was so hot I copped a stubby tan.
student - n. a victim of a teacher; one that's forced to listen
to loads of bullshit year after year <see
teacher>
stud-muffin - n. someone who can pick up chicks easily
stuhr - v. to play the violin like a violin and a bass guitar
stupidassholeretard - n. the person who wrote the definition
for woman <see
woman>
stupidassholeretardette - n. the woman that submitted
stupidassholeretard; obviously stupid and not good at sex, so she's worthless!
<see stupidassholeretard>
stupid bitch - n. an anorexic bitch that spends over $8000
on a new kitchen <see Sharon Turner and
dumb bitch>
stupid cunt - n. a bitch like Sharon Turner that only watches
3 TV shows a week, but has 3 TVs in the house <see Sharon Turner and
dumb bitch>
stupid fuck - n. an asshole or bitch that pisses you off every
time they say something. They prove how stupid they are every time they open
their mouth. They need their ass kicked every single day. They're everywhere
and they can be your co-workers, your boss, etc... ; young people that have
no respect for their elders, and they need their ass kicked DAILY; Stupid
punks that speak before they think, AND they give their worthless opinion
without you asking them for it.Ex. Felicia, Pat, Waylon, Vince, Laura
stupidfuckingbitch - n. any female on Earth
stupidfuckingcunt - n. the stupidfuckingbitch that created
stupidfuckingdumbass. Ex. Self-explanatory (bitch). <see
stupidfuckingbitch and stupidfuckingdumbass>
stupidfuckingdumbass - n. the guy who created "stupidfuckingbitch"
<see stupidfuckingbitch>
stupidocracy - n. a government run by stupid idiots. Ex.
As long as George W. Bush is in office, we're run by a stupidocracy
stupidpieceofshit - n. any person under 25
stury - n. a story that turns out to be not a story
STV - n. a sexually transmitted (computer) virus
styro - n. a chicken carrying a piano
suamimi - n. elbow skin
subabum - n. a bum in a submarine
subafenbuna - n. porn consisting of the usage of corned beef
and paddle pops. Ex. I'm going to be watching some SUBFENBUNA tonight
after tea.
subadt - n. burned milk
subgenic - n. a person who think they are giving birth all
the time. Ex. The patient is subgenic
subpootion - n. operation for numerical values of poop. Equal
to subtraction
sucked in - Interjection. something you would say to someone
when they have a misfortune. Ex. someone would say to a guy (whom
they don't like) who's had an accident "ha ha sucked in."
SUCK ME - v. something you can do
sucks plumbers crack - Interjection. just another variant of
many different "sucks ......" insults when bagging out something. Ex.
I would say "this song sucks plumbers crack!!!"
suco - n. something that never stops sucking...like your mom
sudilt - v. to weave a power cord through things to get it
in the right place so you can plug it in
sudiro - n. one who fondles themselves at night, then cry for
hours wondering why God placed them on earth, and is a white male. Ex.
Josh
sudzin - n. a field trip to the city jail
suhada - v. to use a vibrating cell phone as a regular vibrator
suisare - n. a friend or neighbor's party to which you were
not invited. Ex. What?!? You didn't invite me to your suisare? Screw
you too!
sumapanalia - v. to walk on eggs while balancing a chair on
your nose
sumi - n. a sumo wrestler's baby
Sun. - Contraction. contraction for Sunday
sunf - v. to call your math teacher and ask how to do a math
problem
sunive - adj. to be killed by the sun. Ex. Jay was sunived.
sunsat - n. a popular movie that hasn't been released yet
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - n. nonsense. Yes this
IS a real word and is in the Oxford English Dictionary and YES I spelled
it write.
superstink - n. this is the super bad odor coming from Sharon
Turner's nasty pussy, and it's so strong it would knock Superman out.
supersubstitution - n. a state of emergency in a school or
school system where every teacher has a substitute in for them
supoo - v. to poo into a soup
suqill - n. someone with natural SPF
surviove - v. to eat someone's heart
susin - v. to wipe boogers under a desk
sutlu - n. a chimney sweeping tool that sucks, while it frees
the hardend soot from the walls of the chimney
sutpa - v. to bounce a chair up and down
suwh - v. to each chalk sticks
suzaneed - v. to be having a picnic when--an airplane crashes
on you!
swallowutus - v. to swallow after head. Ex. The man
had to swallowutus after giving head to Mitchell Warry.
swank - v. slow movement of the left ear
swappy - adj. obscenely large
swife - n. a wife that swipes from you
Swine Flu - n. a sickness that makes your head disappear and
become a pig. The only cure is to have a chef pop out of a box with a frying
pan full of sizzling bacon, screaming, "BAM! Look at that bacon sizzle!"
in which the pig runs away and your head reappears
swit - n. a plane that rolls out of its hangar and rams into
a fence
swoty - v. to kill someone with a Titanic script bonked on
the back of the person's head
syadot - v. to reconstruct your face before a love scene
syafizan - v. to drink air
syas - n. a mouthwash that gives you cancer
syasdamin - n. one who excels at uttering horrific catch phrases
sylven - n. the retard way to say Sylvain
syndue - n. a bag full of peanuts and raisins
syno - n. a bale of marijuana
syour - n. a 50 cent coin on a patio table
sysadmin - v. to sell the world for 8 bucks
szcznesniak - n. a guitar made of bubble gum
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