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T0PIC - n. a slimy asshole that enjoys being raped. Ex.
Quit being such a T0PIC. Fun fact: this is gay blowthetoad's sn, so
IM him and annoy him, then send in the IMs (please)
here
taback - v. to masturbate on/onto/into a dinner food or item
tabayama - v. to go into a rampage because your sister is a
prostitute
table time - n. a sexual act in which you're doing a girl doggy
style and she's bent over a desk or table, and in the middle of sex you yell
out, "What time is it?" and when she says somethign like "I don't know,"
you say "It's table time" and you slam her head down upon the table
tacseia - v. to read a book while you kick someone's ass
taereye - n. a mouse that ditpangs <see
ditpang>
tafumca - n. coffee that tastes like cum
tagliabue - n. a jar of cum
taguibao - v. to warm up to warm up
tagur - n. someone who got their ribs taken out just so they
could put their head between their own legs
tahu - v. to run out of hickory smoked barbecue sauce
tai - n. a sheffey outside a cabin owned by an old guy <see
sheffey>
taibochitsekeh - v. to steal a PalmPilot from someone when
they were using it
tainsg - n. a guy that has knee-high socks on
taint - n. the piece of flesh dividing the asshole from the
ball sack. Ex. I feel like I've got shit nuggets in my taint.
'tain't - Ebonics. ebonics for "there ain't"
tajeact - v. to drive in your brain
takadeia - adj. to have horns coming out all over your face
takashot - adj. to have taken a shot from someone tohsakating
<see tohsakat>
takeda - n. a city made up of squirrels, raccoons, and skunks
takupaper - n. a talking piece of paper
talrifk - n. a biggg egg roll
tamarind - n. a computer fart
tampiso - v. to eat tampons
tamporary - n. a temporary tampon
taparacagna - adj. visibly not firm. Opposite to uihthoh <see
uihthoh>
tapdoemh - v. to jump out of a plane with only a chilipepper
tape flower - n. a flower made of nothing but tape
tape lady - n. a lady that gives out tape to people
tape problem - n. a type of mathematical problem in which it
figures out how fast a roll of tape is used according to radius of the roll
and how many people are in a house under normal circumstances (like the family
doesn't take an affinity to art projects). The formula is: radius of
tape roll divided by people in the house = time (in months)
tappparv - adj. to mean nothing
ta-quan - v. to melt a continent
taquitaphobia - n. fear of those little miniature burrito things
you get at 7-11
tarst - v. to jump up and down on your panda
tarsha- n. a sasquatch who has tuna crotch and smells like
a old dirty douche bag. Ex. You look like a tarsha.
taul - n. a towel that doesn't dry anything
taygeta - v. to play video games in your underwear
taylordevenport - n. a Brittany humper
TCHS - Acronym. acronym for "The Chinese High School," an evil
place that teaches kidnapped boys to masturbate
teacher - n. somebody that gets paid to tell you things you'll
never need to know in real life
teachering - n. bullshitting from teachers
teacherocracy - n. a government run by teachers
teachery - n. the witchcraft practiced by all teachers to bring
down bad students's grades and bring good students's grades up
teadi - v. to buy a passenger train
teaeycn - n. someone that was "saved by the bell"
teajs - n. a planet full of methane
teanimax - n. annoying beer commercials
tearia - v. to mop your floor with soda
techincal - v. to address a doctor as Mr. and it pisses him
off
technosty - adj. nasty, techno style
teddication - n. like syndication, but its when teddy bears
of a ceartain kind are sold at different stores than where they were originally
sold
teddyful - adj. full of teddies
teddyless - adj. to have no teddy
tedness - v. to eat any type of slime on Nickelodean
tedramhy - n. a mexican beer company in the United States
teef - n. tea with beef chunks in it
teeies - n. the rush you get after drinking a lot of tea
teelee - v. to get a bug up your ass, and it tickels
tee-nicnchy - Ebonics. ebonics for teeny
teergau - n. tear gas that is actually made from real tears
teh - n. a man who lives in China and whose name is dying out
because of spell check; a misspelling of "the" that has been overused in
recent months to make fun of people who misspell "the."
tei - n. tea that isn't tea
telava - v. to melt a DVD
telegraph pole - n. a really really long turd that you shit
out after being constipated for over a week which can be over 10 feet tall
if positioned upright
telemarketer - n. a stupid person that calls you with
stupid things to sell
telepathetic - adj. to have misused telepathy;
n. a person who can not telepathise. Ex. I did
that telepatheticly; He's such a telepathetic.
temgaik - n. a watch made out of corn
tempire - n. paper clip jewelry, such as boucher and hatfi
<see boucher
and hatfi>
tenetbep - v. to listen to sitcom theme songs for 48 consecutive
hours
tequazox - n. a gay guy who drinks the contents of a used condom
terd - n. how a dumbass spells turd
terdanitist - n. a disease that makes you become the shape
of poop and smell really bad
tereckly - Ebonics. ebonics for "terrifically"
terom - n. braces that turn into railroad tracks
terraloy - n. a metal alloy made with dirt
testiballs - n. artifical testicles that double as tennis balls
tetch - Ebonics. ebonics for touch
tew - Contraction. all the meanings of two, to, and too combined,
so you don't have to know which to use, but have to figure out which the
person means, to understand them. Ex. I have tew, tew.
tewga - n. a building with teeth
tewwg - v. to fart during a car chase
tha - n. the feminine way to say the (like "la" in Spanish)
thage - v. to sell a body organ
tham - n. a bucket of shit
thandi - adj. to be smarter than the average bear
tharu - n. a "hepeppeppepechoo!" sneeze
thas - n. the feminine way to say the (plural) (like "las"
in Spanish)
The 3 B's (BBB) - Acronym. acronym for Beaten, Buttfucked,
and Buried alive; it's what Sharon Turner needs
thealt - v. to write a whole essay on your body
The American Nightmare - n. the opposite to The American Dream
in which as time goes on, you're so bad off, you wish you were dead so you'd
be happier than you are alive
The Bump n' Dump - n. a part of an obstacle course that has
bumps, making you get off the course (which is bad)
The old 1-2 - n. a sex act where you eat the girl's pussy,
then fuck her in the ass. Also known as the Lick & Stick. Ex.
I'd sure like to do the old 1-2 on Paula every week.
theophagy - n. the ritual practice of God-eating
The Pie Coaster - n. a roller coaster that has you ride into
a huge "pie," hanging vertically, and high enough to only get your head or
top half of your body hit with the "pie"
The Pie Pod - n. a machine that launches "pies" at you while
you sit in a chair that is "pumped up to the right position"
The Pie Slide - n. a slide that ends up in a giant "pie"
The Pie Wash - n. a machine that spins around and "pie" stuff
comes out of hoses onto you as you turn around in a chair
The Pooping Friends Network (PFN) - n. a group of coworkers
who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident.
This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of out of the closet poopers
and identify safe havens <see
out of the closet
poopers and safe
havens>
The Power Dump - n. <see
wet cheeks poop>
theresh - v. to run bare ass through baseball stands
The Robbins Brothers - n. gay gay gay gay brothers that own
an engagement ring store chain that has 10,000 rings and make equally (or
more) gay commercials advertising for their stores, making you not want to
shop at their store, but wanting to kill them
The Shocker - n. a sexual thing where you shock your partner
in bed while fingering her (with two fingers) and you slide your pinky into
her shitter. AKA: "two in the pink, one in the stink" , "two in the goo,
and one in the poo"
the SURPRISE poop - v. when you are not at the toilet because
you think you are about to fart but...oops...
thet - v. to play patty cake with your mom
theyow - v. to wipe poo on your face
thiebaud - v. to be on the can for over half an hour
thioek - n. a pile of wet poster paper
thlee - n. peanuts, almonds, and other nuts in a cottage cheese
container
thma - v. to butcher someone on butcher paper
thmoke - n. a person that goes from chat room to chat room
displaying a link that says "Click Here!"
tho - n. the masculine way to say the (like "el" in Spanish)
thocmot - n. a blueprint for an igloo
THOD - Acronym. acronym for "Titty Hard On Disorder" in which
your titties are always hard
thongathon - n. a thong-wearing contest
thong check - n. a check that makes girls lift their skirts
to check for thongs, or pull the straps to check for thongs\
thos - n. the masculine way to say the (plural) (like "los"
in Spanish)
thout - n. same as thou or thy, meaning you. Ex. Thout
shall not thoutcheth Ariel's stickies.
thquasis - n. fruit asteroids
thraxson - n. a plain rock with magnetic properties
throop - n. first fart of the New Year
throw a shrimp on the barby - Phrase. a Paul Hogan catchphrase
that's so overused in America that many Americans think Australians use that
phrase which they don't.
thrypt - n. a rip-off at the 99 cent store
thunderbox - n. Aussie slang for "outhouse"
thunk - adv. to think of something before someone else, who
was about to think of it, has thought of it. Ex. I thunk it before
you.
Thurs. - Contraction. contraction for Thursday
thursmon - adj. silver gray, shiny, one piece
tibsic - v. to use a hat as a weapon
tidco - v. to make a newspaper stand's newspaper and junk fly
off shelves as you drive by
tieeuma - n. a Cinderella story -- Playboy style
tigawi - Contraction. contraction for "take a wee"
tigerm - n. a germ that looks like a tiger
tijer - n. a sterile tiger
tikeno - n. a monster bitch slap
tikitch - n. a parent that goes right into a class during school
hours and starts talking to the teacher when they're not supposed to be there,
because the teacher is teaching the class
timatter - n. the matter that time takes up; the time that
matter takes up
timbucktwo - n. Australian word for somewhere out in the middle
of nowhere; testicles
tinako - n. a muffin hat made out of a shower cap
tinapoa - v. to beat up a boy named Jessica
tincebe - n. a piano-pushing race
tinelae - n. someone who was murdered outside a Burger King
and brought back to life because lightning struck their coffin
tineny- n. fluffy chocolate
tionosk - n. a "rich" plumber
tiontion - n. the act of a tion
tipeax - n. a person with a friend that had an affair in their
room
tirenox - v. to play shuffleboard with a mine
tirla - n. a famous actor that humps dead animals
tirtwej - v. to smuggle crayons
tiseliot - v. to go without milk for a long time
titanic turd - n. a giant turd that floats than breaks in half
and sinks
titton - n. a tit that ways a ton
tivilyelir llehctim - n. the species of animal which can preform
homosexual activities for humans, it lives in caboolture and is native to
St Columbans. Ex. Get the rifle theirs a tivilyelir llechtim out there
fucking Billy!
tjork - n. a faggat who talks shit about things they cant do
TMI - Acronym. Acronym for Too Much Information. Used by
Mrs. Stickums
toakeium - n. a squirrel with only 7 legs
todavis - n. a thongathon that ends in all the girls beating
the crap out of each other <see thongathon>
todu - n. an Oddish dish. A dish from Oddland. Todu originated
in the land of Odd. Ex. This todu from Oddland, which originated
in Oddland, tastes like total crap! Oddland is one of the most vast
areas of space.
tohn - v. to listen to headphones while having sex
tohsakat - v. to swing a swan around by its neck
toilet - n. something you flush things down. Ex. Who
smoked my toilet?
tojan - v. to take a sticky note kind of thing off a piece
of paper
tokoyb - v. to ride into town shooting a shotgun from a car
made in the 1940s
tolicdua - v. to prod goats and squiggly dick pigs with a meat
tenderizer
tolscler - n. a dog with sunglasses
tomga - v. to scrub out Preparation H with a toothbrush.
Ex. Ewwww...i tomgaed that brush
tomto - n. a toe-shaped tomato
tonk - n. a Spanish science fiction movie
tonlip - n. a doctor that writes poetry
tonnjo - v. to throw a TV in a swimming pool
tonsuls - n. a compound inside your throat
toobin - v. to do sick tricks by remote control
tooenilb - n. a wallet made out of poop
toofuckinglong - n. the amount of time it seems to get a new
word put on Squackle
toopootoot - n. a queer baby
toort - n. a turtle-human hybrid
toosub - n. a tube of jelly used for masterbatory purposes
tooun - adj. 375 pounds and some change
toreunewone- n. a pulp sandwich
tornasse - n. a pigeon with teeth
torok - v. to shoot fruit with lasers
tosekpea - n. a canadian squirt gun
toshow - v. to strap a dildo on your head
total fucking asshole - n. GREGORY BACH; a liar (like Kevin)
that complains when you call him a liar, or an asshole (like Gregory) that
complains when you call him an asshole. If their dicks are as little as their
brains, they're in BIG trouble; the male version of a cunt
tothpal - v. to add pure antifreeze to water
touai - n. a cycloptic balloon
toukhomlam - n. a 40 year old still living in an apartment
that never had a wife or husband
tovrilli - n. a blow-up dinosaur that comes out of nowhere
trackydacks - n. Aussie slang for "tracksuit pants"
tradesman's crack - n. all people in the labor tradesman business
that have their pants hanging partly down exposing the notch of their bum
crack. Ex. Plumbers, refrigerator repairmen, carpenters, electricians,
concreters, brick layers, fat construction workers that use jackhammers
tradesman's grand canyon - adj. another word describing tradesman's
crack. The notch of a tradesman's crack that hangs out when they bend down
or use jackhammer <see
notch and
trademan's
crack>
tradesmobile - n. a van specially made for employees in the
tradesman business (plumbers, refrigerator repairmen, electricians, etc.)
which has only 2 seats in the front and plenty of space in the back for their
tools.
tradisvir - n. a cell phone that shocks you if you talk too
loud. Useless.
traegar - v. to name your child a body part
Train Wreck - n. Krystin Dillard
trash-stache - n. a "cookie-cutter" moustache found on rent-a-cops,
hillbillies and other miscellaneous whitetrash persons. Trashstache subjects
are often seen wearing aviator sunglasses, driving primer colored old camaros,
or found loitering at cheap motels. Ex. Frank can't go to the Monster
Truck Race, he's busy trimming his trashstache.
travolting - adj. more than revolting. Revolting on a level
that surpasses that of John Travolta or is similar to. John Travolta
is creepy as shit.
trebni - v. to put lipstick on your eyes
TREFOR JONES - n. ONE BIG WORD FAG he has sex with his dad
and licks his moms penis he eats his dogs shit and rubbs his ass on his sisters
nipples he has a gang bang with his family and he thinks he is god and always
complains because he has one caff what a faggot god knows he likes men and
the only reason anyone ever does something with him is because he is dead
last resort he sucks up to every one and bites penis trefor eat shit you
dick licking cunt sucker
trehnie - n. an angry snore
trevel - v. (combing travel and revel hence) to indulge in
boisterous revelry whilst going from one place to another;
n. merry making on the move. Ex. It is more fun to trevel
than to arrive.
tricado - n. the stupidly weird thingys that have wooden shapes
on them and they go all around, weaving in through other "bars" that you
make go to the other side
tricarico - v. to jam a basketball in a tractor
trigwat - n. 3 gwats <see
gwat>
triskodecophobia - n. the fear of the number 13
trisexual - n. one who will have sex with male and female humans,
and animals
triwar - n. a war fought against 3 things
trkrymh - n. an invisible bruise
troah - n. mutant jam that kills
trochek - v. to miss your wedding because you got eaten by
a monster
trok - n. a bad truck
trook - n. a brook filled with trash
trosn - n. to put carpenter's wood glue in an English room
trospo - v. to irritate your nose because you blow your nose
so much
trough king - n. some fetish bloke who hangs around in men's
toilets near the pissing troughs begging blokes to piss on him
trouserdecaphobia - n. extreme fear of ten pairs of pants
trovani - v. to jam an eraser into your eye
trustworthy - adj. something women AREN'T
tsumara - n. a car with an ejector seat
Tubet - Acronym. acronym for "Tubas Up By Evil Tomatoes!" Fribbles
shout this when they feel a queef coming. <see
fribble and
queef>
tuble - n. a small bath tub
tudadatat - v. when you dump your poop in a pillow full of
sweat
Tues. - Contraction. contraction for Tuesday
tuesyn - n. pink masking tape
tugulga - v. to ride a computer keyboard down a snowy hill
tuh - Ebonics. ebonics for "to, too"
tuhmorrer - Ebonics. ebonics for tomorrow
tuhmorrow - Ebonics. ebonics for "tomorrow"
tulrain - n. a retarded tall person who smokes pot all day.
Plays Runescape and Pokemon
tumtum - n. a tree that you don't know the name of until you
figure it out. Ex. An I dont know tree
tuntar - v. to elbow someone in the knee
tunum - n. an urgent cash opportunity
turd - n. something that smells and tastes WAY better than
Sharon Turner's pussy.
turd burglar - n. a pooper who does not realize that you are
in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking
and vulnerable moments that occur when work taking a dump at work. If this
occurs, remain in the stall until the turd burglar leaves. This way you will
avoid all uncomfortable eye contact
turd gas - n. synonym of fart <see
fart>
turd head - n. an asshole that thinks he's better than you,
only because he makes more money; Somebody that really needs the shit kicked
out of them
turkoglu - n. a rose bush planted about every 3 feet from the
edge of a circular opening in a city park
turnerize - v. to kill your ex, even if it takes 20 years
turneroff - v. what you want to do your girfriend's pussy when
it stinks. Ex. My girlfriend Sharon Turner had a pussy that smelled
so bad I wanted to turneroff.
turnk - n. an HIV positive role model
turoffe - n. a store flying in the air
tutfam - n. a familiar ass
tuvuwug - n. a smile that blinds
tuvvabura - n. a 24 karot gold school gate
tuvwu - adj. to have jwavs in all your pockets <see
jwav>
tuwep - n. a voice that sounds like Mickey Mouse on helium
twag - n. a faggot with one calf. He complains like a little
bitch and his name is Trefor Jones. He likes men and thinks he had friends.
He hangs out with goths now, and he licks penises. I hope he dies and eats
shit. Come on now faggot you know you are gay, don't lie. Ex. Hi I
am Trefor I have one calf oo yea that means I am gay faggot with no cock
and that means I suck my dog Chico's dick because it has one. Trefor Jones
is gay. WOW WHAT A FAGET
twatchma - n. a car dressed up as a Pokemon
twayne - v. to laugh during finals, all of a sudden
tweg - n. a twig from a twig from a tree
tweiean - n. a purple penis eater
twhack - v. to whack and twat something at the same time.
Ex. I thwacked you good.
TWHYF - Acronym. Acronym for The We Hates You Foundation
twigonometry - n. the study of the measurement of twigs
twilit - n. a gay-looking guy sitting in a horse carriage
twimiday - n. a computer built in a garage
twisday - v. to eat in at a Weinerschnitzel
Twist-A-Braid Party - n. a party in which lots of people use
the Twist-A-Braid on each other
Two!!! - Interjection. something you yell when you're at a
golf course and after you hit the ball, it hits another golfer in the balls
further up the fairway. That's when you yell out "Two!!!"
TWRL - Acronym. acronym for That Was Really Loud
tylanoss - n. a Star Wars character on drugs
tylaw - n. a street with no name
Tyler Blarney - n. a very homosexual person who has no penis
but does like to lick other guys penises and hates girls. Ex. Tyler
Blarney is so gay....; You are so Tyler Blarney. Tyler sucks guys.
tyoduimu - v. to put tape all over a piece of cheese
typical woman - n. a bitch that only cares about how much money
you make. Ex. Sharon Turner
tyxp - n. a belt stripped out between 2 trees on the sides
of a road
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