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UPDATE 2-03-04 -
Pick of February
3, 2004
davepoobond:
hooray, I only updated once last month. Aren't you proud of me? It
was a busy month, with finals and all. I'll try and update again next
week.
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary
- 3550 words, 50 new.
SUBMIT A
WORD
The Screwed
Up Games -
Sticktra
2 (PC) (Rating: 4/10),
Battle
Bees (PC) (Rating: 8/10)
The Screwed
Up Movies -
American
History X in 30 Seconds,
Dawn of
the Dead (Rating: 0/10)
Stupid IMs -
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u
IM, Soup
Nazi IM 7,
LilAngelGurl
IM 7,
Squall IM
The Fan Mail Archive
- Fan Mail 11,
Fan Mail 12
The Hate Mail
Archive - Hate
Mail 5, Hate
Mail 6, Hate
Mail 7, Hate
Mail 8
Songs -
Anti-Barney the
Dinosaur Songs
Squackle Quotes
- Misc. Quotes,
Movies,
The Internet
UPDATE 2-17-04 -
Pick of February 17,
2004
What would be better than
being a part of Squackle! Inc.? Click here!
davepoobond:
Ok, so I lied last update about updating sometime mid last week. But
I have a bigger than usual update for you to waste time with.
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary
- 3600 words, 50 new.
SUBMIT A
WORD
Questionable Content /
Movies -
Chicago,
Hook Hand,
Faggy Brando,
Give Me a
Dollar, PM's
Punchout
Stupid IMs -
Chriscraw IM,
Trepidation
IM 2, Kaz
IM 3, Kaz
IM 4, Fire IM,
Kemp IM,
Blind
Bubba IM 19,
Fire IM 2
Questionable Content /
QC Comics -
Paul
Sucks,
This
is Why I Hate School,
Walking
Home, Weez,
Where's
Waldo, Pee
Wee,
Billy
Gets Too Close
Pictures -
Thumb Luke,
Bad Santa,
Pirate
Squackle Arcade
- The Penis Game,
The Hard Penis
Game
Songs -
Motel
Mexicana, parody of "Hotel California" by The Eagles
The Bad Submission
Archive -
Bad Submission
142, Bad
Submission 143,
Bad Submission
144
UPDATE 3-12-04 -
Pick of March
12, 2004
davepoobond:
Woweee...its been a month since I last updated. Time flies when
you're slacking off, I guess. Sorry for such a late update.
Ok...so, if you're actually interested, I've been making my own songs with
a song making program...thing...and I'll put them up eventually, one day.
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary
- 3700 words, 100 new.
SUBMIT A
WORD
Stupid IMs -
Blind
Bubba IM 20,
Raini
Majora IM,
Blind
Bubba IM 21,
Tnnisdude
IM
The Screwed Up Games -
War
Against U.S. Terror (PC) (Rating: 9/10),
Sauen's
Christmas Game (PC) (Rating: 2/10),
Gunman
Chronicles (PC) (Rating: 5/10)
Pictures -
Crack Junkie,
BizMan,
Kick
Aliens In the Face,
California
Storm,
Dorothy
Joe,
Great
Pumpkin,
Gulf Wars
Episode II,
Jack
and Scooby
Questionable Content /
QC Comics -
Space Demon,
fft,
Blam Man
The Bad Submission
Archive -
Bad Submission
145, Bad
Submission 146,
Bad Submission
147
Other Junk -
Find Your Armenian
Name, Find Your
Retard Name, Find
Your Star Wars Name,
Find Your Porn-Star
Name
Sub-Update 3-22-04
davepoobond:
hi. If anybody is willing to make a good php system (for free) for
us to use as a new system (for Squackle), it would be most appreciated if
you could contact me. You can see my contact information by clicking
my name, or posting your own information on the bulletin board. Even
if you know a little php, you can probably help in a team of people willing
to do this project, if there's more than one.
It'll make Squackle a lot better, and there'll be more updates, and more
interactiveeee....
UPDATE 4-14-04 -
Pick of April 14, 2004
davepoobond:
Ok, 2 things. If anyone is willing to help me out and build a php-mysql
system for Squackle for free, contact me.
and the 2nd thing is: I found out I got nominated for Prom Court today.
You may think now that I'm one of those guys that are elected to all
the things that there is a popularity contest for, but I'm actually the opposite.
So this is actually sort of funny. I can probably have a chance
at becoming Prom King, too.
I'll do a sub-update to tell you guys if I actually got into Prom Court,
and then later if I was King or not. If you care.
stimpyismyname:
I don't know much about computers other than.. other than the one we got
at my house my mom put a couple games on there and I play em.
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary
- 3800 words, 100 new.
SUBMIT A
WORD
Stupid IMs -
Serori IM,
MalibuMooN IM,
Holic1299
and StageDive3k IMs,
Stupid
IMs Parody IM,
MyLeftTesticle
IM 2,
davepoobond
IM 32,
Tetsuya
IM, Fire
IM 3, Lumpy
IM 3
The Screwed
Up Country -
Rose
gardens
The Screwed Up Games -
Blood
of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) (Rating: 1/10),
Stranded
In Space (PC) (Rating: 8/10)
Questionable Content /
QC Comics -
Evolution
of the Stickman,
Surprise
Balloon,
Construction
Worker, The
Bormanator,
Squackle! Comics:
Espanol para Beginners
Pictures -
Saddam
Suzy, Lime
Cat,
The
Japanese are Amazing,
Money
Finger,
Money
Shot,
Beware
of Monkies,
OMG
Cheese,
Scared
Freak,
Pirate
Ship
Stories -
Applications
In Space - a suspenseful story. OooOh.
Other Junk -
Fun
Stuff to Do
The Bad Submission
Archive -
Bad Submission
148, Bad
Submission 149,
Bad Submission
150
Sub-update 4-22-04
davepoobond:
well, I lost the prom court nomination thing. It was rigged, I tell
you! The school I go to is out to get me, I know it. Every time
I had a chance to attain a special position whether it be socially or in
the student body, I fail. Everyone I talked to said they had voted
for me, too. That was at least 50 people, and to top it off, they said
their friends and everyone they talked to said they voted for me.
UPDATE 5-21-04 -
Pick of
May 21, 2004
davepoobond:
hey. I found someone that is willing to help me out with making the
whole site into php. So that means it'll be a lot better all around,
and will have user names for you to log into the site, and all that good
stuff.
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary
- 3850 words, 50 new.
SUBMIT A
WORD
Stupid IMs -
Charger
IM,
Tetsuya
IM 2,
Evil
Hell Cow IM,
AddidasDragon
IM,
AddidasDragon
IM 2,
Phoenix
IM 3,
Phoenix
IM 4,
Para IM
7,
Bd8Destructo5
IM
Squackle Broadcasting Company
(SBC) -
Movie: Hot
Wax Vol. 1,
Reggie Time
Episode 1,
Short Film:
Some Show,
Movie:
Boston Marathon
The Screwed Up Games -
Unlimited
Saga (PS2) (Rating: 3/10)
Pictures -
The Godfather
Rode a Yak,
This Will Be
U,
jergkgugheispoo,
Dacky Rubber
Duck, Guy
and Toilet,
Yogurt
Battle, Horse
With No Name,
Quitters Never
Win, You
Are Here
UPDATE 6-23-04 -
Pick
of June 23, 2004
davepoobond:
Well, its been a month since I updated...hmm...I graduated from High School
on the 17th of June, hooray for me...
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary
- 3900 words, 50 new.
SUBMIT A
WORD
Stupid IMs -
Holmes IM
7,
Evil
Hell Cow IM 2,
TJ
the Almighty IM,
Holmes IM
8, Holmes
IM 9,
wangerspanker
IM 3,
Katerina
Asigiri IM,
BB Organization
IMs
Questionable Content /
QC Comics -
Blam Guy
Vs. The Terminator,
Sewer
Boy At His Finest,
If
My Dog Were President
Questionable Content /
Movies -
Little Jonny,
Stoopid
Komiks 1,
Stoopid
Komiks 2
The
Screwed Up World -
10-10-Dead,
Trash
Cans - The Portal to Another World,
The Melon
Gripe,
The PS3
Theory
Sub-Update 6-26-04
davepoobond:
I moved some things from
Screwed Up World
to
Screwed
Up Internet. Hooray for me.
UPDATE 7-19-04 -
Pick of July 19,
2004
davepoobond:
Hi. It has been yet another month since an update has happened...ummm....I
don't know what to say...I think I had something to say, but I
forgot.
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary
- 3950 words, 50 new.
SUBMIT A
WORD
Stupid IMs -
Tsenn IM
4,
FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE
IM,
gUnsNRoses
IM,
Ghost5050
IM 3, Tsenn
IM 5,
Soup Nazi
IM 8
Questionable Content /
QC Comics -
This
Cartoon Is
Stupid, Blam
Guy, rab.z
Downloads /
Games and Fun
Thingys - Virtual
Dacky
Stories -
Wally 2: Wally's
Orgy - This is the Wally 2 story for Dave's Profantiy Patch.
Songs -
DuckTales TV Theme
Song Lyrics, Chip
n' Dale's Rescue Rangers TV Theme Song Lyrics,
The Adiboo Commercial
Song Lyrics
Pictures -
Dave Forgot to
Update Squackle!,
Adobe
Forever, Space
Bunny, Bushy
Bush, I'm
Vince, BUNNY,
You Are a Fag,
Poop Man,
Mystery
Inc.,
Pirate Day
UPDATE 9-10-04 -
Pick
of September 10, 2004
davepoobond:
HLLO EVRONE HO R U TDY?@?! Anyhow, here's some stuff that you might find
enjoyable for the next long while...We finally have 4000 words in our dictionary
now. YAY.
Also, a special shout out to all those myspace, xanga, and livejournal users
who seem to like to link to the midis in our midis section to be played on
their journals. Your daily use of our bandwidth makes me happy
(Translation: If I ever find out who you are in real life, I'll cut
your throat). Enjoy the midis anyway! (Translation: Die.)
f
roy132 loves you though...as well as everyone. In case you don't
know who she is, she's the Mistress of the
Bulletin
Board, and has more posts than even I do.
Speaking of the bulletin board, it and all its parts (like downloads) will
be up as soon as possible.
Elias:
No, seriously, I didn't kill a cheap, cyphalis-infected hooker, and bury
her below five trashbags filled with German Shepherd shit in a dark, muggy
alley. Seriously, dude, I didn't do it.
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary
- 4000 words, 50 new.
SUBMIT A
WORD
About Us - NEW SQUACKLE
MEMBER, HOORAY. His name is
Elias.
Stupid IMs -
LilAngelGurl
IM 8,
Marie
8973 IM,
Blind
Bubba IM 22,
AngelBabi
IM,
FoozBlondeSista
IM,
cajungirl18386
IM,
beachbaby84283
IM, bethb
IM, bethb
IM 2
Squackle Broadcasting Company
(SBC) -
Movie: Hot
Wax Vol. 2,
PSA: I Don't
Want It
The
Screwed Up World -
Is Hell
Exothermic or Endothermic?
The
Screwed Up Internet -
Creative
Spam? You've Got To Be Kidding Me...
Songs -
Ode to Me
THE NEW
CHAT ROOM - Chat with us hereeeeee and tell others to come tooooo
UPDATE 10-18-04 -
Pick of October 18, 2004
davepoobond:
Rejoice! The
Bulletin
Board/Forums have become fully operational! Today is also Squackle!'s
Birthday, so there is an extra special bigger-than-usual (I think) update
for it's 5th, count it, 5th birthday.
stimpyismyname:
I haven't eaten a muffin in over a year. Happy fucking birthday
Elias:
Five years may not a seem like a long time, but when one realizes that it's
only 13 years away from being able to legally buy a shotgun, it seems a whole
hell of a lot longer, especailly since I don't think anyone at Squackle should
be allowed to carry a shotgun.
Nose:
happy birthday squackle
Soup
Nazi: Fat gothic girls are like piles of rocks. You just don't know what
to do when you stare at them.
elmoisfurry:
Happy mother-fucking birthday Squackle. America, FUCK YEA! and all that sort
of shit. I also think that I should take over the body of some random animal
(preferably a koala) and just fucking rip up a shit load of people. 'Cause
people suck. UC Davis is where its at, holla!...no, FUCK holla, and fuck
your goddam conservative republican bullshit! Vote Bush out, Vote Grizzly
Adams '04
Holmes:
Squackle loved me soo much that I contracted herpes. Thank you squackle!
Blind
Bubba: hamburgers rock, but there is no ham in the burger
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary
- 4100 words, 100 new.
SUBMIT A
WORD
NEW SECTION!
The
Elias Account -
Higher
Education, and Much, Much Higher Inebriation,
Why
I Hate Rap Music,
Exactly
How Many Brain Cells do I have to Kill Before I Find Parties Entertaining?,
Hanging
onto Sanity by a Very Thin Thread: Why I Despise Clothing
The Screwed
Up Country -
The
Presidential Debates 2004
Stupid IMs -
LaikDog2002
IM,
LiLPrettiBoi
IM,
murfsurfdad
IM,
puppyluvingal
IM,
SisterDopeness
IM,
SpongeBobSam
IM,
KungPowJuggalo
IM, Sprivenx
IM,
KungPowJuggalo
IM 2
Pictures -
tic
tac die brainstorm,
snowboarder,
yale
Questionable Content /
QC Comics -
BLAH,
Jesus,
My Idol,
A Schaafsma/Mr.
Shaft-Man Comic
Questionable Content /
Movies -
Kickin It,
T.P. Spells
Trouble,
Drag Race
Disaster,
Long Day
At the Mall,
Runaway
Rescue,
School
House Blues,
Workplace
Woes,
Dumbass
UPDATE 12-14-04 -
Pick
of December 14, 2004
davepoobond:
you know a movie is bad when the info for the movie criticizes it. This
is TV Guide's description for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Seven
literary characters search for a coherent plot in this extremely ordinary
adventure based on the comic book series. There are so many wrong things
with this description. For one thing, seven literary characters looking
for a coherent plot would be something that, I would make, and this isn't
the actual movie's plot for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, at all.
BOO TV Guide.
I'm going to change the way I do updates on Squackle now. Since it
takes forever to make big updates, I'm going to just put stuff up in small
spurts. It'll go by the particular day I update, and I'll make a new
update quote thing every month...let's just see how it goes.
Soup
Nazi: Is everyone still watching? Can I stop, yet? WHEN WILL YOU FUCKIN'
LOVE ME?!
December 14, 2004
Dictionary
- 4200 words, 100 new.
SUBMIT A
WORD
The Screwed
Up Country -
USA:
American History - an elaborate exposure to the truth, by
Soup
Nazi
Stupid IMs -
texansfan
IM,
Blind
Bubba IM 23,
wangerspanker
IM 4,
wangerspanker
IM 5,
Blind
Bubba IM 24,
Automatic
Man IM 6
Squackle Broadcasting Company
(SBC) -
Movie:
The Gaytrix: Regayed
December 15, 2004
Stories -
Capitalistic
Tyranny - a short story about the future.
The
Screwed Up World -
The
Metric System is for Wussies
December 17, 2004
Stories -
Who
Wants a Grilled Cheese Sandwich? - Grilled cheese sandwiches are dangerous.
Jokes -
I LOVE MONKEYS
December 18, 2004
Stories -
Stuck In the
Past - a sappy stupid story about crappy shit
The
Screwed Up People -
davepoobond:
Dreams of the Future
The Screwed
Up Internet -
The
File Sharing Debate: Against File Sharing,
Suing
America: A Synopsis of Events in File Sharing to the Present Day,
Suing
America: The Notes
December 24, 2004
A Happy Holidays Message from Squackle! (actually, its just
dave...)
UPDATE 1-16-05 -
Pick
of January 16, 2005
davepoobond:
well, finally a new year....and if you're expecting any resolutions from
me, you can just blow it out your rear. Why should I change according
to popular opinion saying you need to change something you do at the beginning
of the year and end up not having done anything about it in the end anyway?
I turned 19 on the 5th of January. Hooray for me...19 is the
worst age, you don't get any more rights than you were when you were 18...same
as 20, except 20 is one year away from being 21.
Soup
Nazi: Poo water.
Nose:
i'm afraid you lost me with the r
January 16, 2005
Dictionary
- 4300 words, 100 new.
SUBMIT A
WORD
The
Screwed Up People -
davepoobond:
What Should I Write About?,
davepoobond:
3 Things That Make Me Feel Proud, Special, or Unique
Stupid IMs -
LilAngelGurl
IM 9,
Holmes
IM 10,
Evil
Hell Cow IM 3,
wangerspanker
IM 6,
Holmes
IM 11, Evil
IM,
davepoobond
IM 33,
davepoobond
IM 34, The
Peaman That Is Not a Man IM 3,
The Peaman
That Is Not a Man IM 4,
Holmes
IM 12
The Screwed Up TV
- I Hate
Degrassi, by
Return
of the Dragon with an addition by
davepoobond
UPDATE 2-22-05 -
Pick
of February 22, 2005
davepoobond:
For the sake of having a change of what is on the front page, here's an update.
Thanks, and choose Squackle.com for all your humor needs.
<insert winking, pretty boy, corporate representative who only cares
about making money and taking it out of your pocket>
Soup
Nazi: Don't get MySpace. You'll be consumed.
Elias:
Squackle's nice and all, but I'd like Squackle a lot better if it gave me
blowjobs.\
Nose:
i'm not inspired at the moment, i've found employment as a hospital orderly
stimpyismyname:
push off contact push off
February 22, 2005
Questionable Content /
QC Comics -
Featured comic series:
Syndicate
Me ---
Jokes
Are Funny,
Drugs,
How
Goes the Biz,
Poor
Me,
Watch
Out,
Drinking,
Never
Laugh,
This
Would Be A Cool Music Video,
Crazy
Germans,
Math
is Boring,
Bus
Drivers are Insane,
School
Can Be Like TV,
Dogs
are Funny
Stupid IMs -
Sprivenx IM
2,
IrknInvaderZim
IM,
davepoobond
IM, Lumpy
IM 4,
YoursTruly
IM 3,
davepoobond
IM 35,
collgehun18f165
IM,
Evil
Hell Cow IM 4,
Evil
Hell Cow IM 5,
Evil
Hell Cow IM 6
February 27, 2005
Dictionary
- 4400 words, 100 new.
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WORD
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