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Fairly Cheap Costumes:
Tom Cruise - sunglasses, socks (no shoes), no pants or shorts, a dress shirt,
and underwear
Chuck Norris - wear only pants, no socks or shoes, a bandana, and die your
facial, chest, and back hair red
Ghandi - shave your head and wear a loin cloth toga
Tarzan - only wear loin cloth underwear or any underwear
Things you can say you are if someone asks and you aren't dressed up:
"Myself"
"an Insomniac"
"a Necrophiliac"
"a trick or treater"
"a retired wrestler"
"a person with a bus pass"
"I wear shorts"
"I have candy"
"I'm a scary monster"
"I forgot my costume on my way to your house"
run away before they can ask
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