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There's a kid in divorce court, and the judge asks the kid, "who do you want
to live with?" The kid says, "neither." The judge asks, "why?" The kid says,
"because they beat me!" Then the judge asks, "Who do you want to live with?"
The kid says, "The Chicago Bears, because they don't beat anyone!"
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