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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron
wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf
with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went
to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows
had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail
and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball...stuck right in the middle
of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?", asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"
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